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# Happy 10th B'day!!!! :)






Hellooo peoples! :)
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# *spangs*
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# Ouch! Deserved.
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# Obligatory Bob Rivers link...
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[challenge entry]
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# Woo!
Canned dills!
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# :D
that jerks my gherkin!
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# happy candleday
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# icon on fire
man down! where's the b3tan fire extinguisher?
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# Hahaha! Candles and skills! Superb :D
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[challenge entry]
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# I see him
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# Hat kind of gives him away, eh? :)
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# That, and his distinctive fluffy shape
Mini threadjack - does anyone know if gmail accounts have a habit of thinking legitimate mail is spam?
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# Yeah I have to un-spam emails every now and then, spesh hotmail ones.
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# Thanks - that may explain things
I tried emailing someone from my Yahoo to their gmail. Recieved no reply even though they are expecting my mail.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Maybe check you haven't got any spyware etc. that's attaching itself to your outgoing emails
Had a good few customers with the same symptoms
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# Thanks again, I'll try that
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# hahaha
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# hahaha
where's the pockets that's what I want to know
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# Arf.
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# THe all look the same to me
/lacist blog.
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[challenge entry] Vennguins
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# Don't you know merging two penguins could cause a singularity that could swallow our solar system instantly?!
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# phew!
*gulps*
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# Yes
I've watched Ghostbusters. I know not to cross the memes!
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# that's cast iron logic mister
you can take that to the bank an' no mistake
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# :D
we're out of 'rhymes with fluffy' now.

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# Well technically that was a penguin rhyme:P
4531
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# you're right
It can be a real toughie
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# That's enoughie.
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# Don't cry about it. I hate it when your eyes get puffy
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[challenge entry] Fluffy's Big Day Out
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# His parents where watching though.
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#
nice work
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# Cheers,
They where gonna swat the towers, but I couldn't be arsed
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# They're gonna peck them towers down
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# 'noon chippies




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# O_O
I love how you just start with a silly idea then take it to epic proportions
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# pffft
I was gonna stop at Seagal, but I think i'm trying to avoid doing some bloody work .Oy vey
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# I began a very bizarre seagull-joke 'shop a few months ago
The idea for it came to me in a dream. I got halfway through making it an decided maybe, nah, it was better in the dream.
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# it's weird you say that
all my recent ones have been in my head when I wake up, bizarre. I think you should do it anyway, ride the hunch
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# Yeah I probably will soon
I have about five or six half-finished projects on the go at the moment
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# oh my!!
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# :D
that's why i hate gulls
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# it's true
they're all bloody mental
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# fan-fucking-tastic!
Excellent stinger at the end.
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# hahahahah
now that deserves an oscar
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# Epic woo
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# Epic!*
*TL;DR
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# You owe me one scroll wheel.
Epic!! :)
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# always with the guilt he is
ay!
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# Brilliant.
All the more shoking because it's 100% true.
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# hell,
Theres FP material right there
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# haha cheers but they can try
this baby's 1098 pixels wide my friend, it ain't goin' nowhere ;)
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# Like this, LIKE this!? No!



I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!1!

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# pfffft
love that
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# "For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable."
you're setting a bad example for the new folk with your half meg posts

Size isn't everything you know ;)
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#
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# flounce is when people leave the board
my suggesting we lead by example and that is called being a nazi

but seriously, it's a community site, play nice
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# I think someone needs a hug
offers always there, jus' sayin' like.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# haha
woo!
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# ok wait...
steven seagal's last name/animal/agent killed mel gibson's last name/animal/agent in 2006 and took over and made him mel seagal? and mel seagal was accused of killing his own last name/animal/agent gibson?
is that right?
(in other words, this has totally gone over my head and I hope someone explains it to me, yes I am ashamed of my own thickness)
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# pffft makes more sense than what I was thinking
;)
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# I think I love you
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# Keepin it real
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
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# Compo it.
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[challenge entry] He needs to get his hearing checked.
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[challenge entry] teh fluffy
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# awwwwwwwwww
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# i don't know about "can we milk it?"
can we fuck it?
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# if we can
bagsy the arse
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# cloaca
ahem.
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# i'm more than happy to take the front bottom
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# Bagsie the pouch.
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# i'll take an ear
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# Cloaca location confirmed in Haynes:
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#
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[challenge entry] Slow board today

EDIT: Should point out it wasn't a pea:P
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# just cause' it's slow...
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# lol
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# Love it.
Have you seen the MC Hammer one someone on here made?
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# no.
cant touch this...
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# Archie, of course
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#
hahaha ace makes me want to have an MC hammer shopping day... or I might just carry on confirming my place in hell by taking the mick out of the paralympics (russel brand described the paralympics as a novelty, hes a cunt, but I agree)
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# It's only sport which seems to do this
Why can't we have the Cardiff Deaf-mute Singer of the World?
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# Hahahah :D
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# hahaha
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# Hahaha!
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#

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# Is a bit, isn't it?


And yes, my hand writing is terrible.
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# Yam it panda tiem?
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# Hahaha
Glad I watched to the end
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# hahaha :D
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# Ooh, I like this very much :)
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# *waves*
ello teh trelly.
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#
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# Haha
love it
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# Hehe
Nicely done
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# hahaha
nice one:)
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# BLÜCHER!
yay!
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# *distant neigh"
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# haha brilliant
have one of them clicks
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# *Swoons*
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# top swooning!
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# Thank you
It isn't something you can learn, you either have it or you don't.
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# heh heh
:D
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# Oh yes!
Genius! :D
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# absolute quality!
:D
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# Hahaha, yes!
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# This is great
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#
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# this is shit
/obligatory

:D
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# ba dum tish
hahaha
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# No flies on you.
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# That shit looks pretty old itself
Probably not the best for egg-laying
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# Finally. I kept meaning to finish this one off for a week.
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# This is very true
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# Arf,
you should patent that, you'd make a fortune
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# Excellent :D
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# see also: vga and dvi cables
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# Yeah they were contenders but I obviously only could use one.
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# The boss' husband** has a drawer full of old laptop chargers
the wires are so tangled, it could function as a net to catch a falling elephant.

**this is a guy who thinks I'm obsessive because I neatly wrap all of my cords :/
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# I got an electric shock from my laptop this morning.
Not having much luck with it. Bought it second hand. I had to get a new battery as it wouldn't charge and had to buy a new charger when the cable coming out of the box caught fire!
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#
it doesnt matter if you wrap them, next time you want one they will be all tangled together regardless, its just the way it is. someone does it in the dead of night.
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# Every profession I've held for the past 31 years has involved wire, rope & cabling
All of that wisdom and still a rogue conductor with an unruly twist causes me to curl up in a fetal position and sob like a 15 girl who has just suffered her first breakup.

I still have to unplug the phone at my desk and let gravity untwist the handset cord -- there is truly some unexplainable dark force at work there.
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# Yeah my first few months working in audio was pretty much making tea and rolling cables.
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# ha ha! I've got a box of these things in the back of my car.
I guess I needn't worry about driving off a cliff then?
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# You have secret agents in your car?:O
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# oh god this
/fortnight of recabling at work
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[challenge entry]
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# Hahahaha.
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# Haha
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# Perfect!
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# hehe
very good
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# =)))
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# Ha!

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[challenge entry] ningles all.
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# Hahaha!
Ning Ghosty
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# 'ningles
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# :D
Ning
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# Hitchcock and Penguins :)
A Classic in the making!
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# Yes
Penguin classics:P
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[challenge entry] Dark side of the Fluff
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# ^ I like this so I clicked
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# But it's like
Scientifically inaccurate and shit stuff fluff.
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# That is fantastical
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[challenge entry] haha, nice. I had a couple of cans of piss last night and saw this staring back at me!!!

One can with a few Sharpie marker scribbles
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# Ha ha ha... very good..
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# Nicely
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# Hahaha! Very good :)
What kind of beer is that?
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# I thought it was Singha.
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# Stella
*hangs head*
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# Nice one :D
YaY stella artois
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# I knew I recognised it!
:D
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# Well the wife won't beat herself!
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# Hahah
Fluffy the wife beater:P
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Speaking of which
Me missus wasn't impressed just now; is my wedding anniversary today and when one of our elderly relatives sent us a card with a fiver in it I shouldn't have really happily announced "Ohh, that'll pay for 4 cans of wife beater".
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# Happy Anniversary!
hahaha
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# Happy wife beating:)
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# So good!
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# winner!!
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# :D
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# woo!
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# :D
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# Up yours!


EDIT/ Now with added 'call me' Thankyou Q4nobody.co.uk
DOUBLE EDIT/ Thank you Colonel Boris of course Dib dib dib is three, silly me
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# Love your works and observations Wildyles
The surfer dude bubble, could also cover "call me" or "phone"?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I've heard from a surfer that when in Hawaii
one does not take the "Hang Lose" lightly :D

I like to use them to indicate "hang up" to people who are driving, but only old folks get it and they aren't the main transgressors.
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# Very nice, will be amended accordingly.
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# The punchline makes it.
My GF prefers the jazz hands though.
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# 'Dib dib dib'
would require the middle three digits.
Otherwise excellent.
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# This is wonderful as usual! :)
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# Love it
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# Surfer Dude!
Wagga wagga hang loose, baby! :D
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# Needs the 'shocker'.
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# Very nice!
Though the pinky should also say "One Million Dollars" :o)
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[challenge entry] how juvenile
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# haha
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# seamlessly smooth insertion
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# SUPER ABSORBENT
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