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[challenge entry]

I suppose I'll have to wait for Dr who to finish...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# o tit portal?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I don't remember that film...
what was it about?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# It was about
an O, a tit, and someone playing portal.

Bit of an indie hit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] oh waps angel?
while I'm here:



(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Now that's more like it
In fact, the spec for this compo should have been "Sum up a movie in three frames WITH kittens"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# the three frames bit is largely redundant
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# What
no rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Even the greatest magician in the world cannot pull a rabbit out of a hat
unless there is already a rabbit in the hat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# unless he actually has magical powers
or his hat is EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
# yay for evil hats!
ooo, doctor who!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I'll watch it later using the throbbing iPlayer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Jack McVitie?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
# nah, he wasn't evil enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# it would have been
a big hat...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They should never interfere with brand names!!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Those poor pictures look lonely
You should bring them together
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# MARS!!
MilkeyWay's company!! O.O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# and now I want a Milky Way. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Freebase loves Mars

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
Looks a bit like a bog-eyed Johnny Vegas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Frodo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# MONKEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# haha
indeed it does!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# heheheh
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# So glad Cohaagen's still doing the rounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Fuck
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# MilkeyWay

This. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# >w<
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)
# You're creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:50, archived)
# With a soft, fluffy centre
I like Mogurawhatsitsname. Even if he/she isn't a novelty account.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# the name keeps making me think of Sgt Frog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I think she's lovely :) just some of her work is a bit close to the collar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
# which is hardly a new experience for here
but I guess pencil drawn peni don't count for NSFW :p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I don't think that pterosaur bumming that bear was hers; at least that's what she says.
It does get a bit racy on her DA, with boobs and that, but everyone draws boobs, right?

...

Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:29, archived)
# I know I do, damn it!


of course, one has to add their personal distinctiveness.

This image, of course, is an image of some veiny sausages that are vibrating for no apparent reason.

and let's not forget the adventures of Mrs Breats.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Haha :) nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# The red, throbbing eyes of a hungover Simpsons character
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)
# He's got a big one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:20, archived)
# PART MAN
PART NUTSNACK

*deliberate misunderstanding of film*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:07, archived)
# A film about mysterious FUCK circles
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# fugk?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Damn... Freebase looks menacing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# does no one else see him in the crop circles? Even with mild 'shopping?
I saw him as soon as i saw that post down there
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# I saw it after you pointed it out, and see it even more now.
Beforehand, I saw a general gurning face, but not Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# it's more like some guy with a tash wearing some kind of mask
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Or Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# MANBAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

PS: I can't believe no-one saw the falling satellite in this mornings VAGs...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I was distracted by the ginger and the stripes
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Quite possibly the dullest film involving snipers ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
#
involving snipers
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I stand corrected.
It seemed like it was trying to rack up tension, become an action movie without action, but... it was some bloke in a phone booth having a chat with a sniper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# He looks so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# its a sad tale of the
hours of my life i will never get back
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] SIGNS
This is how I wish it had ended.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# those crop circles look a bit like freebase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Now THAT'S a film I'd watch.
A crappy little farm in Pennsylvania is attacked by an army of Freebases.

That scene where Mel cuts off that alien's fingers...
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# A patapom Freebase
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# God awful movie
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I can let the Sixth Sense slide; it wasn't too bad.
Signs was... meh, then it got worse from there with The Happening and the Last Airbender.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# I'm sure The Last Airbender
is a satirical swipe on action movies. Brass-eye for Hollywood.

(p.s. Don't forget The Village)
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yep, that's just proved how forgettable that turd was.
Do you know what? Looking back on it, it definitely gives off a vibe like it's trying so hard to not give a shit about characters, story, common sense, etc.

I still reckon it was done on a drunken dare.
"What?! You think ah canna make a fucken' kid'sh film?! Fuck it, I'll shtart *wretch* writin' naaaaah..." and then he passed out.

I need a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# I already dead.Don't worry(myOCMaria,Dorian and AlbinoJinjo)

I wish strong spirit to continue even if the covered with scratches. :)
Maria seems not to worry herself nude. -_-

Today hurt the body. So I slept in tears. (Really thing) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Is that the pteradactyl chap who was raping that bear? He looks worn out or traumatised...
Mmmm - zombie tits!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# *psst* that picture apparently wasn't hers.
EDIT: Allow me to shoe-horn this in here.



I hope JJ doesn't mind. .
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# lies!
She loves bumming, amputees, bondage, furries, cross dressing and gore, and dont you deny it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Dude, you just described a friend of mine. o_o
Playing Gears of War with her is... not pleasant. XD

*Edited due to more Borg implications*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# them?
I think you are in a special club for people who have such intrests...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Gah... doing that thing again! *edits*
And I know surprisingly few furry guro amputee bondage fanatics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# you may as well add midget to that statement to cover all bases
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# guro is quite strange
one of the more eye-opening google searches out there... :-/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# I'm sure you probably regret it now. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Who doesn't?
but it needs more midgets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Thanks ; - ;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# cute n_n
I like the expression. my face always.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# she said it was
and it had her name on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# she's been running naked through prickly bushes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I want to rearrange the statement you just made to make it sound more rude
but I just realised I can't.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# noel
no l
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Well, that about sums up the case.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I have no idea what your on about
but your pics are still fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# totally mad as a hat stand
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# i can make some of it out
Basically, her character (Maria) doesnt mind that she's nude, and she has the will to carry on, despite being all mutilated and frankensteiny.

As for the last bit, i dunno - sounds a bit emo-y.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Sounds to me that she's not feeling too well, or she's injured.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I thought she might be a masochist or have a job picking raspberries.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I thought being a masochist was a job requirement for picking raspberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Moguragunsou, can you -in your own words- explain what happened on that fateful night?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# point on the doll where JJ touched you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
Was he using pantu the dog to transmit penis-shaped soundwaves over the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# doesn't everyone do that?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# *sniffs keyboard* Suggestive...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahah
you bastard. my other half wants to know why I've collapsed in a fit of giggles whilst browsing the internet now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# thats gonna take some explaining
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# trying to explain molestation and rape jokes from b3ta never come across well
as I discovered during a very uncomfortable weekend shift after trying to explain to the lad I was with, he didn't talk to me again all weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# The word 'b3ta' should suffice in any circumstance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# ^ what they said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# sadly anything outside facebook
is unknown country for her
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# just tell her you were looking at a "porn producers' mishap" site
and all will be well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I just tired....-_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# I hope you're real
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# What? That Moggy has a DS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# and is left handed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# And has a pink mug.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I have it. but unused for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I thought you believed pretty much everything already...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:25, archived)
# "I already dead"
It might be a bad thing that the first thing I thought of was this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoLyXSno4s&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# *giggle* lol
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Tu es muerto!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You are already FUCKED! ATATATATATATA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# has he been working out?
he's been working out hasn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# It's all that bloody rowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I like the little guy
cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# n_n
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# you'r fucking mental
but in a very sweet way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# am i doing it rite?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I don't like pears.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I liike pears. But I dont like Implant into the body.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# cucumbers are far better as implants
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# As are cumquats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# 0_o Pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Each to their own.
I draw the line at quinces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You draw the line at Spanish for 15?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Only on paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Heh heh... cum.
Stomach pillows work just as well, and people offer you their seats on buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Where to put?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# just under the skin on your arm ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# you don't want to know!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# If only
there was a name for the slit on the tip of the bell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Got one.
Chap's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# oh, that! that's called the ........
oh, right, yeah..... dunno
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# You'll have to find out yourself, Moggy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# If I accept such talk. :)
I don't care. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I probably shouldn't. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# that's a neato!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Can we have a link to the uncensored version please?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# This is dA art. If you find my account, You can see uncensored version:)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# *rushes to DA*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha! I like that HappyToast one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# I think too XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# *adds*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Here, knock yourself one out
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# too big X(
Maria fit to small boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Crudely Drawn Tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Only the best
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Crudely Drawn is I don't care
But I don't accept to her big boobs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Mm, you're right. Smaller boobs work best in some cases..
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Yes n_n
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Boobist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Yes. I love boobs a variety of sizes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Lesbo boobist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Psh, boobs are epic any size... well... most cases, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# more than a handful's a waste?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Hell no ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Hehe XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Free willy and sum such
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# facehugger in a can!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# At least you
missed the fact it's off centre :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# It's not a tuna!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# pffft!
IMMA CARP YOU IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ahh, bless you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Yes!
and ............... ^yes^!!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i'm sorry, i read "free willy" and my mind wandered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# do you normally have to pay for your willies?
I get mine from the willymonger. Parnd a parnd.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# that's a bargain!
don't you find them a bit soft and battered at such a low price?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# i must resort to organic willy farming, like that sharp-shoed lady farmer down there.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# organic always tastes better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# this is starting to make me feel hungry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Has there ever been anything more dissapointing than the VHS pause button?


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(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
Reason Numero Uno for the 4-head VCRs to gain such a large market
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# read Cochino's input
acapella.harmony-central.com/archive/index.php/t-1676641.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
# classy
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# That's you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# har har har! :P
racist

impossible anyway. my cock has never been raw
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I always wondered what having a forehead VCR would be like
(probably something like Videodrome)

(...since the nurse misunderstood the doctor's instruction to prick your boil)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I wonder what that bit looks like on blu ray...
Just donated another £10 in the hope that i can get a nice choice of icons. I want the duck one, but alas, i have the cyclops dog thing like everyone else :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Yes
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I think it'd be nice to have a custom icon if you donate a certain amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# i think it would be nice to have your own bloody avatar like 95% of other forums!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I think that'd clutter up the board, unless a redesign goes under way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# yeah, true
b3ta is nice and minimal. I fucking hate it on some forums where you have a huge, distracting animated avatar, a lengthy sig quoting linkin park lyrics or some anime bollocks, and a big sparkly banner at the bottom of each post, yet the actual post content is minimal and hidden amongst all the shite.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# huge sig banners
that are like 800x800 with animation and fucking AARG

it's like, fuck that shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# still
it would be good if we were given the tiniest bit of freedom to create our own tiny avatars in B/W like the ones we have now. Would encourage creativity to make a freebase in so few pixels.
I guess the donation icons are an incentive for mugs like me to tuck my dirty notes into Rob's garter belt though. The filthy whore.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# this is my avatar


I use it in most places mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# ^That
by the bucketload.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# by the supertanker!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# So if we did have our own avatars, I'd want them to either be no more than, say, 40x40px, or just custom icons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# 40x40 pixels should be enough to convey my uniqueness and individuality.
It would also be good if b3ta could incorporate a loud claxon sound for whenever I post something.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Hmm... I think I might go over to the suggestions page about this.
If, you know, people actually read it.

EDIT: Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
claxonparp!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# What's that sme...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# <swoons>
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I said before
you get the current batch with each donation (a batch being anything from 1 to half a dozen depending on how busy Rob's been)
you can't get the back issues, it's how old people show off their status :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# bah
i knew of the whole batch system, i just figured that the more you donate, the more access you get to icons already made. Oh well - i guess rob will have another tenner off me when some decent icons come out!
Its worth it though - despite its ups and downs, b3ta is my most visited daily site (apart from BT mail and facebook, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# now i'm bored -- i think i will remote into the server and replace every instance of 'Asus' with 'anus' in the accounting database
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# asus?
cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT but it's made me want to watch this again


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(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that a tribute to those tell tale moments when your folks knew you'd been shaking hands with the unemployed to a recorded film as they tape had been stripped from over use?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
I remember when my brother lent me Betty Blue on VHS and the first 10 minutes was all chewed up. pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
# it's gonna be a harsh winter


EDIT: knob-ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# She has carefully separated the cockfruits from the bollocks
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# indeed. it simplifies canning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Those aren't sensible shoes for gardening
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Unless she wants to be sure
the 'fruit' is still firm and fresh when she gets in front of the camera with the baby oil...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# you know, i was just about to say exactly the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# pardon her faux pas -- she is from Ukraine where cockfarming is almost non-existent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# In china they grow some huge ones

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# The juxtaposition to the support column
makes me think this was just delivered from Hogwarts!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Heavy cockage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# From Topwang Corporation, latest model "MIGHTY THRUST!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Ye gods!
Totalitarians!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] progress...
(siamese bat, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:19, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:23, archived)
# "fahsands of 'em"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Wow this is uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# this will go down a storm over at ebaumsworld
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] *Warning, contains spoilers!*


Never did get to see this bloody film as I'd already been told the twist, gits.
Apologies for shiteness, toaping, and possibly breathing. Your home may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# bruce willis wore a wedding veil with glasses and a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# And how can you sit through 90 minutes when you know it's going to happen?
Ahh the wedding veil reveal, Shayamalan at his finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Dorothy dreamed the whole OZ thing, by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# One thing that's not really brought up again at the end...
Toto's still up for being snuffed out. Not a happy ending at all D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# well, Toto really is just a little shitbag
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Valid point.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Say what now?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# yikes! those are the eyes of a woman on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# has a bit of a "britneeeeey" about her
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Is this for the compo?
If that's "The Social Network", I'm glad I didn't go to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Social Network
1. Man steals idea off Men. (maybe just coincidence, or not)
2. Men try to sue Man. (Man acts like complacent turd)
3. Man screw everybody including best friend/co-founder and gets very rich (Profit)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I saw that film
Free tickets for a preview showing. It was actually quite good, even though it is partially fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck its crashed :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# OMG were all FUCKed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# OMG FUCK
OMG FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Is that the meme formerly known as Meatwheels?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I have no idea, I just like dropping things from the sky and having them explode
nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# do you do requests?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# sexy requests?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Is there any other type of requests?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# hell no :D
what needs exploding?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Christina Hendricks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# i'd explode all over christina hendricks
especially when she was in firefly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Been meaning to borrow that from my library
you've provided one more reason
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# yay! now see, why something like has never made it to meme/bandwagondom -- je ne sais quoi
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# speaking of exploding
who did the exploding penis/firework gif

I've found the perfect gif to put on the end of that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# this one? i mean -- c'mon man... you think there's only been ONE exploding penis on b3ta? HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# haha
but no, it's a guy firing a firework from his penis region with a cdc drawn over it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# 'penis region' WTF :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Yes!
El regionale del Peniso
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Like Belgium, you know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# i agree fully!!
My boss is Belgian
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# get him an antacid
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# 'coccal area'
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:31, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# haha nay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Dusty spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# that's the one!
can I steal it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# \o/
give me 5 minutes to make completely anticlimactic image
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Haha, okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I just found this amusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)
# as do I
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# CDC THREAD!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:48, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# fake -- no QT logo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Fuck got to go out
bye
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# We'll take it from here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# hells yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I have a roll of quarters in my pocket!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# YES!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:22, archived)
# heat-seeking moisture missile!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ^Lovethisone^

(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:03, archived)
#

(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# apologies for the overly C CDC
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# cockety cock

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
I love how they run away Benny Hill-style
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Orbital gun, pointing at your fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# i hope it lands on Australia again.

EDIT: also -- solar-powered-fuck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# FUCKLAB
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:51, archived)
# too soon, man!
b3ta.com/board/10546380
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# MY GRANDADS DOG DIED ON FUCKLAB!
*Flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't care what the FAQ says. Have a pea from the last Compo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Compo it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# It could all be a clever lie
and it could be a pea from the smallest levitating Compo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
#


(actually some of this challenge, like the post immediately below, is surprisingly decent and i'm simply ignoring the rest. i just felt like reposting this. :) )
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
# *does to death*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I just had a nice bacon sandwich
what's happening in the world, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Game Over, Man! Game Over!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# shit man, too brown! too brown!
the font isn't very good either
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# don't flaunt your bacons at me, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *flaunts*
the bacons too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# *sobs*
WHY DID YOU TAKE MY BACON NOMMING ABILITIES AWAY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# oh yeah, because i was too fat to move
now i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# how about a nice cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# mmm, nice!
but i have to go and babysit my darling little twin nephews now while my sister and brother in law go to watch the match.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the world of man from air. It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# let's nuking!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# last of the summer peas
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Arf arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I think starwars would be greatly improved by such outfits!

(just don't tell Lucas, or we'll have another 'revision' shortly)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Ming: "I am your father, Gordon!"
"Noooooooooooooooo...oooooooooo...ooooooooo...oo...o!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] absolutely
used to love all those chunky retro dials

better get this one out the way too:
WARNING: scroll to the end at your own peril!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:45, archived)
# *snapping anus dentata*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:57, archived)
# pffft
have you ever tried to photoshop something without actually looking at it . it ain't easy
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# that's how i do all my pics
can't you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# That my good person
is exactly one million percent awesome.
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Have an ancient pea...

 
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
# it must be destroyed!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# that's *obvious response*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Morning
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# would, would, wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
#


I smell an oscar...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# duly clicked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:23, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Ron, Harry and Hermione?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# haha! FLYING TONIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Flan charming is the practice of pretending to hypnotise a flan by playing an instrument.


apropos of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha..."flan charming" FTW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# I now imagine Morrisey singing "This Charming Flannnn...."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Blue

You may kill me now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# IT'S ALIVE!!!
Ning RG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Three Colours Magenta? sorry I'm colour blind.
;)
/notreallycolourblind
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Are you the word 'blue' blind too?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Of course! :P
and may I store my luggage at your hostel Mr Riverghostie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# My grandfather died of the blues, you insensitive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# :D

^ Not that fact that you father died.. because of you comment.. oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Was it his heart and he died of arrhythmia and blues?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Yes
He woke up one mornin' (de-DE-de-de-DUH),
and found himself dead (de-DE-de-de-DUH),
didn't know what happened to the colours (de-DE-de-de-DUH),
but wished the blues was more red (de-DE-de-de-DUH)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# I ain't been home to see my baby
in 99 and one half days
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I know
I'd been secretly dosing his toats with blues for years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:55, archived)
# i'm blue, da be de dum dum, du da be de da be do da be de da dum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# electronically scrawled music
yaaas to the accurately conveyed audio, and also to the calming effect of the colour blue - are those sections of next year's 9th full moon? August has 2 y'see, one on the 2nd & one on the 31st, and they call that madness a BLUE MOON ha!
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# this leads nicely to my rainbow question
why is it that all the other colours are general, but indigo and violet, thinking they're somehow better than the others, get specific shades?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah and that violet thinks she's all that and a bag of chips
when she's all like "I'm Ultra-Violet I am!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Oh, nice!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# It's been over 3 hours since the last Gay Shift post, shall I start the Day Shift...
Drunken Miss Holly suggested Jim Henson, followed by Kitty Fantastico saying "I'm interested in what you'll do for Howard Hughes tomorrow".
Two even out 'boys vers girls', I have also added Kevin Sorbo.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# And so to the VAGs
Todays Stripy is Jessica Lucas, todays Ginge is Erin Chambers and today Handcuffed is Tanit Phoenix


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# everyone's gone to church
:)
can you add hayley williams to the ginge list (i dont't know when her b'day is)

And 'ning!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# She is the ultimate Ginge and such a great voice...
December 27: I don't know why, but "I FUCKING LOVE HAYLEY WILLIAMS!" (and Paramore)

EDIT: Having thought a little more about this and done some research, it may be that fact that she is a ginge that likes to wear stripy tops?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Shhh, sleeping...


But I like Erins pubes blowing across the screen
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)
# My love for teh stripes seems to grow every day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# i refuse to respond
as if the gayshift were to have a closing time, it'd be after 9.00am. not 8.46, 8.30, or 8.59.
your time keeping has been noticed and will be monitored
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# oooo thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# never heard of any of them, but Erin Chambers! Hubbety Bubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Catherine Zeta-Jones and Felicity Kendal!
The Darling Buds of Rosemary and Thyme
(the younger and stripier, the better!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I can't stop playing with the google home page today
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
the google home page myself
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# managed to make 'e' eat 'l' yet?
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 24 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)

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