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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# is it just me or does EVERYONE in this picture have boss eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# BOSS!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Can't say I found them quite as exciting as advertised...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Not exciting? Have you seen the size of that almond? It's bigger than his head, man!
Oh and that cashew looks a bit like a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Unfortunately
the actual almonds were just almond-sized
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Scandalous! Take them to trading standards at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# You mean he's just a very small waiter?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Don't be absurd, he's clearly carrying a magnum of champagne in his right pocket.
The man must be a giant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I thought that was a pepper mill
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:16, archived)
#

www.b3ta.com/board/10611223
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:39, archived)
# This will probably always be the best one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Drunken and Wobbly
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# o hai herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Wibble


Click for bigger (126 kb)
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *Looks at watch*
Can't be long now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I'll be buying a load of booze, when necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I'll be looking forward to trolling on left wing forums
saying how great she was...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I can actually imagine the sun shining brighter up North when she's gone.
Nothing but grey up here right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Ey cock, don't be puttin yer downer ont north.
Pull yer socks up and get onwidit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Ee, chuff me, 'ow do pet, chippy tea, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)
# T'fuck you goin on about lad?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Dunnor, man. Summot's up wi' me barnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Ah, geordie. No wonder I couldn' understand a blasted word.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I'm actually a Manc, but can't think of anything we say that's as distinctive...
I guess "buzzin'" and "twistin' me melon, man" and other cliches would have worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I personally think maggie was great,
as compared to the pissant little pygmies in power since.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Haha! Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Yay... they all wore them you know...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Interesting how he fills out the crotch
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# The devil has got a horn :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Because he's a DICKHEAD!
*sighs to self* that was too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Wibble wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Like she needs to convince anyone she's mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Fuck her and anyone who thinks she was great
I can't wait till she dies
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# As stated above, I plan to go on the piss for a decent length of time when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] They don't make them like they used to



(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] There's an owl in this pic
Edit, 16:51: Here it is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# 'Owl of the wolfman?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)
# jaundiced owl
auditioned for the spoon role.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# There is as well
Maybe it's standing in front of a sign that says 'sprain' or something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Yes, this is what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I would love it if
you saw this on a billboard upon landing in Spain...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)
# OK, I will submit it to the Spanish tourism authority
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# There are several hidden owls*
see if you can find them all



* = lies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Hehe. Sorry for de-railing your thread with silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Silliness always welcome
There's more thought gone into your reply than the original post.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I still want to put this here...


My favourite bit is when he sets his phazer to rohypnolize.
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Oh dear.
Edit: you should have fixed your original post, not reposted.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Sorry dad. I'll do better next time. :-P
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# He doesn't know what to make of it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# They really do have lovely boners!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Is this cubist?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Of all the words I dislike in the world, boner is in the top 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahah
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# *cough*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_weapons_in_Star_Trek#Phasers
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I enjoyed it so much the first time, I'm glad to see it again :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Should have Billy Murray and Andie MacDowell in to make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# that film spooked me
the date the girl died was the day I was born!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)
# lazy sunday in work...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# this is great
is your work being a policeman ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# chef`
been here 3 hours, done two meals. epic
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# being at work with nothing to do
is like someone slowed down time x100.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Haha..... great....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Hehe
Love the sudden ending!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I wanted to put this here.


My favourite bit is when he sets his phazer to rohypnolize.
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# My favourite bit is the red X.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hmm... yeah. dunno what's gone wrong.
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Is it a link... if so, you might want to try the links board?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Maybe that hosting doesn't like to be used that way...?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Yeah, i think it's the hosting.
It was an image src link. I've used the b3ta host instead.

Panic over.

Time for a lie down.
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Working now....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# for who?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Whom?
Me.

In a technical sense, at least.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# well, yeah, once I had to blow past the malicious host filters and what-not, I was also able to view the image via direct link.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Strongly disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Maybe I tricked the hosting by looking at the image properties.
Which made Firefox download the image separately, which the hosting was OK with, then it showed up in the main page.

Maybe.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# you're only looking foolish at this point
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# It's a day with "day" at the end of it.
So that's pretty much par for the course.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# did a ninja thread deletion just occur?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Er, I don't think so.
This would ordinarily be the deleted thread, I think. But here we are.

Aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)
# indeed, but there was a sub-thread that disappeared, and I'm no longer sure if I'm here or not now...it's all getting too existential for my liking!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Somebody stringently agreed with AEIYM.
And now they have been deleted from reality. A warning for us all, really.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha, agree with me at your peril.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Indeed. Wise words.
.......aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Why is it every image of Eric Pickles on google looks like he's been gnopped?

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&cp=7&gs_id=17&xhr=t&q=eric+pickles&safe=off&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=770&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Maybe it's the layers of fat around his head?
(Haroldsacks alright once you get to know me, 'til then PissOff, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Fat blokes: it's what they do.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# the hands are skeery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# 'gnopsed'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# antignopsed.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] STOP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# He's such a bender
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ha, this goes well with heavy metal
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# A bit of a tinny sound though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# lead us agree on that
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Bound, vole, recidivist :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Poor Woody..!! the early porn years..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Today is officially "Spooned By Uri Geller Sunday".
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# As its quiet:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I'd kick the little shit out the window for that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ^ and cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Nowadays, all you have to do is take their overpriced electronic tat, and they're rendered useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# do you mean pacemaker?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Never known a kid to have a pacemaker.
Friend of mine has a prosthetic heart, but that's about it. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I was thinking iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Someone's getting a smacked botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# the hand is going the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10614410
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Hello again!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# 'lo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Also (as it's quiet)
Following on from something 'atdotslash' asked this morning, I have carried out a little research into the evolutoion of my morning birthday posts...

1) I started making two colour pictures of people and used peoples birthdays as a source of inspiration (see Reese Witherspoon below).
2) While continuing to do these, I then started putting one person's real clothes, onto someone else's body. for example, Alex Pettyfer.
3) Following this I then started creating Vector style images and picking out some original clothes, eyes and jewelry to put back on top. The original one of these, was Myleene Klass.
4) Finally, I decided to shop the faces in a vector style (these have never been real vectors), and paste their real eyes and mouth back on.
5) Since then, the term VAG CREAM has been used for both male and female celebrities and I have created these every day (even when on holiday) and although some a lot have turned out shite, I am pleased with most of them, one of my personal favorites has to be Morrissey.

The 1st official VFGWREAM (Vector Face Girl With Real Eyes And Mouth) was on the 17th May 2010 and this was changed to the term 'VAG CREAM' just two days later, when mr.dogshit Googled 'VFGWREAM'.

1) 2) 3) 4) 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Klass is class!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Well, the answer is certainly comprehensive.
Overly so, even.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# i'd like to point out that it was in fact me who suggested we adopt the new name
*demands recognition and movie rights*
and that mr.dogshit is a ginger nonce
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Fucking ginger!?
It's "dark blonde" thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)
# sure.... ok
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# VAG CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Morsey?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Fucking hell.
"I have created these every day (even when on holiday)".
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# To be honest, when I have been away form home, I have pre-made the birthday VAG's and simply post the via my phone, on the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Really?!
You do know that this isn't a job, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Fun though....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Yay, I'm looking forward to the book...... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# * Thinks....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# I'M FAMOUS!
...FAMOUS FOR VAG CREAM!

(My nan will be so proud!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)
# :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I like to think that she found it so funny
she had to cover her mouth at the end to stifle the laughter... I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Also... Is that coffee or blood?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Klingon blood wine
or perhaps prune juice (a warrior's drink!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# mmm a nice hot cup of blood...
it was probably Bovril.

Also that little shit is obviously lacking basic discipline to be standing on the furniture in the first place.

I blame the parents, etc.

EDIT: Is anyone else having trouble with b3ta refreshing? I've got barely a meg up here so it's probably just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I think everyone was a little shit as a kid. I know I was, anyway, but didn't routinely climb furniture and knock cups of virgin blood about.
And b3ta's working just fine over here. Surprising, seeing as though my internet connection really sucks right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# The very suggestion!
*writes furiously to The Daily Mail*

Just me then, cheers for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# B3ta is up the spout here as well, I had to open this thread in its own window to load it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
apparently i was like that as a kid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# how little you've changed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha, the younglings powers are so strong he took half her face off....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)
# ok, I'l delete the thread then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Everytime you delete a thread - God kills a kitten!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Wait til its had more replies first.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)
# you think I should?
Ok. I'll wait until there might be a reply which turns into a meaningful and/or fun discussion. Then I will delete it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] oh you sod! have just finished this lol!


edit! has a spoon in it so i'll comp it lol!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
# yours is better
*prepares thread deletion sequence*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Mathematical genius

(siamese bat, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Cool
But I don't recognise the first guy, and is the lady Anne Boleyn?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Spooner?
as in cucking funt
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Queen Elizabeth would have made most sense
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I'm a few months late for the Star Trek cereals bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha, although, I prefer a fried breakfast meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Now THAT would sell
Especially if it also did pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)
# The enterfries as it flys....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I haven't seen such a fun bandwagon in ages
here...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# yay.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Noooooooooooo:(
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Too spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# O_0
What is that you're dipping him in?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)
# it's hot water
i forget the name of the metal, but it's melting point is very low
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Bismuth
alloy, or Woods metal.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# That's just cruel
But also great ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
# a tear rolls down
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ow poor spoon...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Susan Shakespere Spoon Redux
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Steal the rhythm while you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# *rattles spoons*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Dutch Inventor AND Player of Cutlery.
Does the world really know how lucky it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)
# + purveyor of the finest quality assmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Lest we forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# with in my capacity as a global authority on all things worldly:
no
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I fucking knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Spread the word..

I'll never finish it, so don't ask about the legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# What about the legs?
Are you going to finish it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Oh, Miss Ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)
# :p
I like it really. Grim yet friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Needs more General BlackBlood.
:D
*Clickiesssss*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)
# He was third on my list, after Joe Pineapples.
Said list has since been abandoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# does Ro-jaws still eat shit?
and how was that acceptable for a kids comic :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Big jobs! Hurr-hurr!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Nemesis & Deadlock or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Hmm. Nemesis..
.. good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Deadlock all the way
joe pineapples second.

chest locker!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# thatsss pretty funkin awesome
legs or no :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)
# God damn, I'm glad you started posting again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *kisses on both cheeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Nery Vice...
It reminds me of Summer Glau..


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)
# VNice:D
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Fucking excllent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Cuisse de Robot
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Ha-ha! Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I Never particularly liked ABC Robots.
I was always more of a fan of Dredd, Sam Slade, Bad Company and Rogue Trooper.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I think it has to be said - that is rather zarjaz. :-)
Well, it doesn't HAVE to be said, but it deserves it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Amazing stuff, as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# This is ace......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-15907532
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)
# All white, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Bit late for bandwagon but i just found the pic and it is quiet
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Essence of Grebe
I'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^ This
I bet they taste well yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)
# same as mustard and pepper really
nice in moderation...horrible if slung in your eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
# it is essentially a food product though
said so on fox news.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Hehe you crazy fool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)
# oh hai familiar sauce!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Hutch!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)
# arf! pretty much the same response it got last time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Essence of dick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Ha-ha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# There is no spoon....
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# pardon ex large pic pearoast from yesterday...
as it should have been...

(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
# I'm not complaining, just trying to help...
if you type width=300 before the last chevron thing it will re-size your post to 300 pixels wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Did
it not size better already? (i hope it did)
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# See I reckon what's happened there
is Elliot was in 1.85:1, while Marty has been squashed down to 1.34:1
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I
plead the 5th ...as I have no idea what you mean lol I taught myself to photoshop and it shows obviously from various comments over the years... I suck, but try to entertain....
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Shamon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)

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