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# There's something wrong with this saxophone...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Premature Esaxulation.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
hah!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha
it just went off in her hand, officer.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I call mine my "Hairy Saxophone"
because of the bend, and the reed stuck in my nob end.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Lou?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
Not Oliver, I hope!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# It's obviously milk in a shampoo bottle though.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# War ja mal wieder klar das dass neue Jahr mit einem Blondienenwitz startet.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
#
space bats? you bet your ass
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Gun victims' family 'devastate
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# The occifers of
my fair district have been filmed doing the ol dangdangdiggitydangadang just round the corner from the soon to be knocked down cop shop.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# tenuous pants
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Oh, are we still doing pance?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Outstanding, as ever!
The pance on birds initiative would certainly save me cleaning the crap off my car during blackberry season
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I love the look of embarrassment on his face
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Pants!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Pffffft
Now do smartiepants!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I bet your danglies could Nestle comfortably in smartiepants
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Yes, no doubt my milkybar would love it too!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Woah!
Excellent
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I like a post with oodles of Tommy Tongue
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Ance
in pance.


(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# indeed:
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# HOORAY
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# My giant panteater will take care of all you pants...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# i hope the bandwagon hasn't left town
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Damn. I wish was cool
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# here, put these on.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# they are very comfortable and wait a minute...
THESE ARE WELL WICKED!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# they used to be madge's

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# no wonder they fit my nose so well
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# how do they smell
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# like bombay duck
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# *googles 'bombay duck'*
frightening critters

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# have you never tasted it?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# no
it looks like it would be tasty tho
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# it's a very strong flavour
and very stinky
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# almost like an anchovy?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# kind of
but more pungent
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)
# you're really trying to put me off of these things, aren't you :P
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# And there's me, expecting to see a duck.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# in Bombay, the ducks are very good swimmers
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# yurB&frumdaclique4dis
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# so much sadness now
...all because of you
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# 'oops!'?
you did that on purpose
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# PantsLOL
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I would like 17 pairs and no more.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I need to recover from that
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# *gets down*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Where are we going
who nose?!

*waggles eyebrows*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# For turning, this lady is not...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# KILL IT WITH THE FORCE!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# and lightning
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha!
Or Gurning...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# might now
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# look at this job spec I just found. Fuck that!
Leading financial organisation is looking for a Executive/VIP Support Analyst, you must have a min 3 years experience supporting high level users. (YOU MUST HAVE SOLID Lotus Notes EXPERIENCE)Windows XP, MS Office, Windows 2003. The purpose of the role is to provide personal IT support to nominated Group Executives and members of the Board of Directors. IT support will be provided where and when required by the Executive to enable them to perform their role with maximum effectiveness. Services provided include desktop/laptop, email, printing, blackberry and mobile telephony. IT support will be provided in the office, at home and when travelling. The scope of support also extends to the Executive's administrative staff and family members. A key member of the Executive IT Support Team that provides personalized IT support to the Group Executive Team and Board of Directors on a 24x7 basis. This role is the primary interface between the Executive and suppliers.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# How do I put my photos on facebook?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# and after some of his more compromising photos have become a meme:
"Get these off the internet!"
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# poor Brandow
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Plug your shredder into the same socket as your PC
then insert the photos into the shredder.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# "What's a dragon drop?"
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I know it's 3 o'clock in the morning but I need you to go to this address and fix my elderly mother's PC
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# IS where i currently am have to support the elderly company chairman and his whims
it's a nightmare apparently. His (infrequent) calls get Priority 0 regardless of any other IS emergency going on worldwide. And most often it is things like how to use Google, on his top of the range Macbook
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I have one user here like that.
For two years he's been typing web addresses into the Google search bar and wondering why he doesn't get to the web page he wants *smacks head on desk*.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# poss fake and/or gay
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# fun stuff!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# so much all of this
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# we should publish a "Computer-y stuff for Execs" series of books
where topics like "mouse-clicking like a pro" are thoroughly discussed
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# lesson 1: Do not double-click links in web pages
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# you gotta give them that
after it's taken them ages to learn to do it properly, they stick with it
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# indentured servant
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# What. The. Fuck. ?!
I hope there are a fuckload of 0s on the end of that salary to make it worthwhile!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Negotiable. Contract role in London
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Negotiable
Wayne Rooney's annual salary on a monthly basis and access to the Executive's, Executive's administrative staff and family member's cars on a 24/7 basis.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# and access to their daughters. Ahem.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# oh god no, for no money in the world
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Those creepy eyes make her look like she's wearing a Thatcher mask
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# hahahah brilliant!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# CANDLES!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Happy Cayke sir!!!
:D...and ta! ;)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# What sort of cayke? Beef?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Tis your B3taday...
...so Beef, Choccy...your choice :D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# FISH!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Thank you, cayke?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# CAYANDLE CAYAYAKE!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# BUCAYCKE?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# 6 candlez!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# ooo that's horrible, but very well done *clicks*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# that's really well done. The likeness is impressive
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Cor!
WOO!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Saggy sacks.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Hello? Flaming Hammers delivery hotline?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Scary!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
#
Mick Karn died? =(
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Mummy I'm scared
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# which bit did you shop?
(and WOO!)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# would
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Holy moley!
*fears*

Maybe they should mount this on massive billboards on the Falkland Islands facing Argentina to scare the shit out of them
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# sexeh
nicely done
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# FUCKING HELL MAN!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha, perfect!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha!
that's a flyer
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Cheers you lot ^ ^
:D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
Would
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Wow
Absolutely love this
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Ormuz...Everyone is watching everyone
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# They're rather interesting pants.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Crafty alien
I sees you!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# the nasi was first...?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Nasi Goreng
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Mmmm yummy
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Too right
I'm starving
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Me too
Now my sandwich is going to seem a bit boring

Nasi boring
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# So busy defending France
we forgot to defend the man in the moon :O(
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# 'Nazis' and 'were'
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# true
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# is that film still being made? :)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# yeah... almost 4 years now... they say the filming's finished and they're in post-production
we'll see...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# 4.4.12 according to this trailer :)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# VOKABELN LERNEN!
SETZEN, SECHS!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# The nasi flag were clearly faked there's no wind on the moon to make it flap



.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *PARP*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# !
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Everything appears to be in order here
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Haha
PanceDance
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# AHAAAAH!
Saviour of the universe!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# This actually took longer than the quality suggests.
But not much longer

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# FINALLY the correct spelling of Pance!
Gold star.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# *smug mode*
*wears star with pride*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# :)
I was having a shit day, but all these pantz have cheered me right up!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# did you shit your pants?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# So many smiles
:)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Haha
Are your pants 5 today?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Today's pance are probably older than that
It's going to be a fair few more months before I can wear my fancy knick knocks again /preggo blog
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Congratulations!
By the way, you can make any pants look pretty with a potato print
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Lovepance!
Ideal for Valentine's/Ladies day!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Genius!
I really hope those are comedy pance and not actual pance for actual fatties
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I think that's one of those little people holding them
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
# it took so long because you were pancing around in your pance
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# It's called "research"
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Can I still party, even if I am not wearing any?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Of course
maybe we can hook you up with a nice pair of pance. Ones that will treat you right
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Hehehehe!
HNY :D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Happy Nude Yak to you too young sir!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Flanpants
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Disturbing.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I'd get that seen to
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# aargh
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Thank you adblock!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# /\ this
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Do I need to link this?
I don't want to upset anyone
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Nah it's SFW, just deeply unpleasant ;o)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Doesn't bother me
as I have the awesome power of adblock
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# doesn't bother me
as it is more pleasant than what's inside my pants
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# bawbag
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# HNY chap.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# ta :)
back at ya
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Flants.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# the next level of evolution
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# you have a micropenis.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Unless you're planning to park your crusty starfish on it, it should be no concern of yours
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# urrg, one of those conjoined twins got the short straw
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I read that as cojones twins
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# :)
probably a better definition . . .
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta :D
edit: PANCE
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Laughing/Crying/Screaming
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# getty
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# oh shit, ha ha! freshly boiled, i trust..
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Dog pants
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# excuse the TJ, but just noticed I've been here:
.


and felt such an auspicious anniversary needed marking in some way

and a woo! to Starshine!
.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Congratulaions!
I've been a b3tette for 600 hours!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# thanks
and may you enjoy many more
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# :)
You too
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# 8 years
8 months
4 days, close enough =D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:33, archived)
# ha, that means you'll be 888 on the 8th
an even better anniversary!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Ooooh
its a sign or something
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Hooray, Old One!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# thanks, not quite so old one . . .
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# now, bump up your post count to 8888
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha!
those are ugly dogs
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# They are special dogs.
It's not their fault.

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# it has a tiny cock for an arm!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# It got hungry one day and thought its leg was a bone
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Definitely would if he had a different face
And different hair!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# And a different body
:O)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Haha
I think we have similar tastes
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Can't stand "taut" men.
I like a man with a bit of "give" in him. A beer keg, not a six pack. More cushion for the pushin' and other such clichรฉs :O)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# cor!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# !
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Start 'em early
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Seamies!
Ninj - I'm surprised at you!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Soz Griffy...
...I blame Bells, Grouse and a touch of Teachers ;)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Your teachers touched you?
Call the social services
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# at this point I would normally encourage the drinking of Grant's instead of those 3 items of dishwater
but as the fuckers have made me redundant, I shall not! :D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Ning Ninj !
Hello everyone - sorry I am late



Click for fwap size


(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Ning Wobbly!
:D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I AM IN HOT PURSUIT!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Of Dyan Cannon?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Your lateness is inexcusable

and where are your pants?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Sorry and on my head
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Haha
:)
Lovely
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Oh look, you've even done the label!
Attention to detail 10/10
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Damn I'm still not getting the hang of this.
That wasn't meant to be answer to my own post!
Haha
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Haha...
...and thanks ;)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# *orders eleventyhundred*
Woo!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# just another day in charge of the country
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# They have oddly symmetrical legs
though Nick's clearly been away
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# nice stainage!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# should be boiling!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Cor!!
:D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Bulge
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Are they both holding mansize kleenex?
Dirty boys
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] yo yo yo im in da house
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Hat
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] More Hats!!



(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Very strange.....
The above was posted as a reply to rattleheads post but somehow appeared here.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Very excellent.....
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Saurez out training again...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# LOL soccerballs
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I am ris'ing on at least 2 counts
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Lionel Suarez plays for Arsenal
Davina is famous for having an arse

...that's about as far as I got
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# News, news, news...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16394046

And Suarez is famous for being a racist footballer.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# What about Davina?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# arse
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# gets my vote
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)
# i found myself watching the biggest loser last night
and shouting at the screen to stop eating big cream cakes.

mrs thor was watching it but i found myself being dragged into it.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# haha
me too!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Chap suspended for potential racism
(although it's a bit of a grey area, but he should have known better), plus a picture of a loud-mouthed mouth-breather who was racist on a tram.
Person A's team-mates wore t-shorts with his face on in support of him.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Cheers Boris,
more thorough than my explanation. I did think it would largely RIS, just did it to get out of my system.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Ning!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Although I understood this perfectly at first glance
and enjoyed the joke, I beleive the standard response is something like "soccerLOLsRIS"
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# arrf
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Happy new 'Ningles all!


Probably well late to the party with this one, but David Icke must be having a field day with this story.

In other news, I hope you've all got your smashing blouses on.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# It's a serving girl who poured Phillip's wine from the wrong side
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# If that was the case then they'll be uncovering some kind of mass grave.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# They know!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I LOL'd..
I clicked.
I scrolled on.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# i wanna do some
mouth pipetting
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Filth.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# i'm surprised that they have a sign for it
is it that widespread?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
*click*
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
awesome
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# more ning orl
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Today is going to be pants

I love it
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
# YOU!
You were in a dream I had this morning!

I was behind you in the queue at a deli counter where you were buying corned beef so that you could use the 'wax' on it to put on your camera lens!

You are a very weird man Dr Mediocre!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Maybe that would even work to get those soft focus shots
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# if it does, I want 50%!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I'm glad the door bell rang and woke me up
Goodness knows what might have happened next!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Something distinctively sexy, I suppose.

Maybe I'd photograph you like one of my french girls
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Chumpbase (humanize, gender change, then changed back again) y-front laughter induce relax times
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# It's the New Year work-out we can all enjoy
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ooh la la!
I do have my own PVC charcuterer's apron
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# you were "behind" him at the deli counter
rubbing a greasy knockwurst
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# knockwurst dipped in gouda
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# oh baby!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# woo for pants
did anyone else ever have spiderman Y-fronts?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# nope
just bog standard 70s style Y-fronts with contrasting piping.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# i hope they were two tone brown
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# I believe so
also two tone blue and possibly even a paisley pair
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:17, archived)
# I have mine on now
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# with realistic web gunge too!
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.
oh.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Hells yeah.
I'm wearing a Spiderman T-shirt that I bought in memory of my underoos as I type this.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# this is a good choice
I trust we all got new pants for Xmas?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# More ning!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Owls are known to be great colour coordinators
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:40, archived)
# It's how they manage to be such good hunters in the after-show fashion parties of Europe
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty much me.
(only I'm wearing the top and not the bottoms, try not to think about that too hard ;p)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:53, archived)
# dat bear is fuckin cool
he needs like a fukinn coors in one hand and like a fuckin bong in the other and he should be wearing a fukin bandana or some shit y'know dude??
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# i'll get to work on this d_d
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# hee hee cool fuckin bear
i want to go hunting with dat fuckin bear
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *changes icon*
Mornings!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Err Bojo!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:53, archived)
# wheres her pants?
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# in her handbag
the dirty bint
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:53, archived)
# a trapped knacker is the number 1 cause of suicide pill abuse
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Can I just say that everyone seems to be spelling "PANCE" incorrectly.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# haha!
that's the most effective Hong Kong Fooey has ever been I think :D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:09, archived)
# PENLY!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# hahahha
I love this!!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# :D
Lovely stuff!

Woo
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Hong Kong Fui
Why did it have to be on so early: I had to get up at six or so every Saturday for the best cartoons, then the quality would slowly drop, all morning, then every day, 'till next Saturday.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha...ACE !!
:D
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha:D Woo
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# thanks-!
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:46, archived)
# Some Bachmans
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 5:42, archived)
# Jesus eyes.
So many levels of disgust.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 5:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Steven Tyler is looking like shit these days
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 6:04, archived)
# Steven Tyler looks like a scary older woman these days.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 6:08, archived)
# Had to have a go too.


(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 6:16, archived)
# Wheeee
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 6:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:11, archived)
# this is so fun
please please please let me get what i want!!!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:57, archived)
# GODDAMNIT
I can't understand why we have to elect mutants.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 6:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 6:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# BACH MANN
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 7:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 7:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)
# ROMNEYS ALWAYS WATCHING
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 7:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:03, archived)
# freeedom!!
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Smarts, my dear boy, costs extra.
So there you are: Free Dumb For All.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:10, archived)
# i always feel like theres no fucking way that the crazy and stupid can be the majority yet year after year i see the horrible frighting truth ...
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# nice work
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:38, archived)
# thanks!
maybe i should have made my own thread ????
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 8:51, archived)
# i like the colourful ones
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I don't know the meaning of this but I like it.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:10, archived)

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