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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE JUBILEE STAMP


A series of special stamps will be released throughout 2012 to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. They'll be shite. Your job is to design some magnificent alternatives. Challenge suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] i win!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# I agree, you win
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Interesting trajectory
It is like that movie WANTED
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# And now we need a new challenge
Anything after this is going to be a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Feck Class
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay! it's about time Jubblies had the recognition they deserve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I for one welcome this 60th Jubbly event
Long may she rain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:32, archived)
# And long may she pour...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# i recognise those jubblies
without even seeing her face.

that's the delightful salma hayek.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
# first prize in the knocker spotting competition to Mr sonofodin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# YAY!
*does victory dance*

ningles toasty, i hope you're doing well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
# That should be worth some kind of award.
B3ta "Knocker Spotter's Badge"?

Possibly Ron Atkinson's face superimposed over one of Ms. Hayek's finest?
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Breasts on the board!
I simply must click...
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# I'd rather lick the front ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Queen's Stamp
(sgrinnall, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Someone should have done this for real in about 1973
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# OK, so shall I wake up the Day Shift....
N I N G - B 3 T A !



Click for fwapable size

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:48, archived)
# morning wobbly
hows life?
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Ning SK
Not bad - better than being dead anyway. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:56, archived)
# pretty good thanks
i've done very little real work at all today. hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Yay for Diane Keaton!
one of my favorite ditzes!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:58, archived)
# ding dong///
time for me to head in
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:31, archived)
# Morning. I just did this but should have made it a bit lighter a! Will try harder later! Sorry, don't bother what what?

Or waited until it got lighter maybe :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Lighter? That would be March, perhaps =)
Try in RAW, bit easier to brighten stuff up after.

Looks cold
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Ah
Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 15:43, archived)
# A = Artistic
B = Brilliant
C = Big blue wobbly thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# morning WB
today i will be mostly liking Manson
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# ^ Poof
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# ^ Shazzam
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I'd prefer Dita
but January suddenly is a lovely month
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# 6th Jan - Why do they keep archiving my old threads?
Happy Birthday Sylvia (Carlsburg add) Syms, Elizabeth (marry me or I leave the county) Tan, Rowan (wibble) Atkinson and Angus (what hooker) Deayton.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
# 5th Jan and todays fit lovelies are:
Linda Kozlowski, Doug E. Doug and Lyndsy Fonseca.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
# While today old farts are:
Nicolas Cage and Arnold Ridley.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 8:55, archived)
# 8th Jan: Yesterday, Drunken Miss Chapeau requested quite a few...
Saying "You'll have a busy day tomorrow: Stephen Hawking, David Bowie, Saeed Jaffrey, Graham Chapman, Elvis Presley and Ron Moody. Most of them are still alive too. (Sorry, they're all men though).

Lucky for me, I found that they were all 'Knights of the Round Table'.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# And so to today Rose between two Phwoors!
I give you; Jenny Lewis, Shirley Bassey and Rachel Nichols.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 9:04, archived)
# 9th: Three 'Drunken Miss Chapeau' yesterday
Vilma Bánky (don't use her Wikipedia image, plenty of better ones to choose from in a GIS), Clive Dunn and Lee Van Cleef.
* Possibly Clives greatest work

For the 'Gorgeous Girls', I have added Kate Middleton (looking like she has just received a Royal One, up the wrongun and Mrs Superman, Susannah York.
And for the 'Chaps in Hats', I have added Freddie Starr (something, something about a hamster).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 7:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 7:32, archived)
# 10th Jan: For the girls we have;
The very cudly Bart the Bear, cute little Josh Ryan Evans and the one that is Mr Sexy, Rod Stewart.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:24, archived)
# and for the boys;
The very talented Linda Lovelace, Dana Fuchs (and it looks like she does) and ample bosomed Sarah Shahi.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 7:25, archived)
# 11th Jan: Not really any blokes I know today...
but Happy Birthday to; Stripy Holly Brisley, silly Kyle Richards (shoes don't fit there) and Amanda Peet. I think knitted bras may be the way forward!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 6:19, archived)
# 12th Jan: Today lovely ladies are:
Gemma Arterton, Melanie Chisholm and Shirley Eaton, - My d_d style drawing was Kirstie Alley)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 7:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:29, archived)
# GET DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:40, archived)
# on it
he pulled a 360
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:43, archived)
# GET SIDEWAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:43, archived)
# GET SMART
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10650424
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:12, archived)
# KD Lang has been trying to do this for years, without success
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:18, archived)
# gimme dat smoke
plese.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:49, archived)
# Let me watch also
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:16, archived)
# Wheeee!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 6:29, archived)
# Strange,Why my husband gave me such a gift?
Strange,Why my husband gave me such a gift?
bgo.tw/xbnfw

so cool and sexy
He asked me to put it in the evening, this is not very funny?
(chenpaoba, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:46, archived)
# i hope that's real
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:52, archived)
# It was.
A fascist three way. Cheney, Bush, Blair.

I can hardly wait for the day they open a fascist zoo. "And here we have the great war monger cage."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:05, archived)
# TED TURNER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:26, archived)
# dont mess wit texas
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:45, archived)
# May Sinead O'Conifer rip your conkers off
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:14, archived)
# SPAM PISS
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:20, archived)
# SPISS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:45, archived)
# Orange piss - cutting edge man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:45, archived)
# hangover piss
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:04, archived)
# Dehydration detected
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:19, archived)
# Overboiled piss
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Ding?
You're married now?
Is it to Arno?
Show us your Golden Bum anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:32, archived)
# I quite like this.
Whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:17, archived)
# i finally figured out how to play around with RAW image files (DNG actually)
i was driving around a corner here and the shutter was open for about 1 full second
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:42, archived)
# BEST OF ALL THE BOILING PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:39, archived)
# Astro Piss
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:54, archived)
# NOW I WATCH YOU SQUIRM IN CIRCLES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:57, archived)
# ‹­‘å‚ÈŒ´Žq
•¦“«‚̏¬•Ö
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 9:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:00, archived)
# Flancat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:11, archived)
# That's what my grandma used to tell me to do to my sister with the shortest arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:50, archived)
# WATCH YOU WRITHE FACE DOWN IN A POOL OF PISS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:52, archived)
# This started off as a freebase but just seemed to fit David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
# Ha
you're right, it does fit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:30, archived)
# :D the shape of things to come
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:38, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:47, archived)
# bEST OF ALL THE BOILING PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:58, archived)
# TO WESTMINSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:02, archived)
# I pulled up to the mansion about seven or eight o'clock in the evening.
And I told the limo driver 'Hello Jeeves, I'll call when I need you'
I glanced at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Westminster.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:15, archived)
# to tescos!
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:50, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:06, archived)
# He looks so much like his dad nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:02, archived)
# Inspired by the post below
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# he used to work for the Dept of Labourador
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:37, archived)
#
*holds head in hands. No paws for applause there!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:43, archived)
# poop car of POOP
sense is made here
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 5:10, archived)
# This dog knows business.
Ask him about vertical-frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Her bark is worse than her bite....



I said her 'bark' is .....oh, please yerselves..

Click for bigger (163 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:23, archived)
# nice tree girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Wood!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Edward Woodward would
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# oh hai there!
finally got out, eh? ;P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Sinead O'Cedar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# sinead o'conifer!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
# touché
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Sinead O'Conker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Sinead Oak'onner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:21, archived)
# ooo, well played!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Sinew O'Conker
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:26, archived)
# sinead oakonner
Edit - ah piss
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Ooh, nicely done
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Cheers
Playing with textures and this worked a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# WOO
Shame she'll be lying in the middle of a road somewhere in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# this is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 3:05, archived)
# That's is great, how did you do that?

PS the cfb is Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 6:06, archived)
# this is the best one.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# this is so glay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
# hey paul p,
any advice on where i should go next with my ace pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:27, archived)
# /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:35, archived)
# pictures aren't really welcome there,
come on real, you're not stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# yeah, you clearly don't know me that well
Anyway, I thought shit threads weren't welcome there either
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# oh.
Sorry real.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# just sayin', ya know?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# /links
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Needs more cock.
Yours is too little, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:45, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:03, archived)
# More WOO and YAY.
Does this mean you're now a filthy /boarder?

Do some BOKKO! bring its justice to the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:14, archived)
# this picture also has a penis. it also took ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# I am enjoying the fact he seems to be fisting his own ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# And who could forget Scouse hitler


www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/content/articles/2006/08/30/hitler_in_liverpool_feature.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# CALM DOWN CALM DOWN EY
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7VspOs3Qt0
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha! :D Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:10, archived)
# gizza poland
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Argh, Max Zorin!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# WALKEN IN A NAZI WUNDERLANDE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Walken in the air
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
# I can't wait to hear him sing.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Or to watch him eat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
# that's brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# ta
www.b3ta.com/challenge/famoustartcards/
(1.618..., Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:37, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:48, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# reminds me of the Herbie Hancock video - 'Rockit'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JicmU_MtOjE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# wow
little fapping thing at 23 seconds
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)
# He was on QI last week
The man is a genius
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I enjoyed him on Stephen Fry's Planet Word
sticking his hand in icy water and saying "Fuck" repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:06, archived)
# alright,
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# WOO YAY and such.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# took me ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# That's a BIG COCK

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:51, archived)
# i did this exact same thing a couple of months ago, so WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Do you mean the same source?
Apologies if so, it was crying out for a cdc... mine's a bit Roobarb and Custard wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# i don't care at all
same source and everything. Of course, being a more experienced b3tan, my image was real magenta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Ahhh
I didn't get any magenta in my b3ta starter kit... I just got some stickers of Freebase and a Smug Bastard badge.
EDIT: Ooh, yours is all shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# yes, at b3ta Headquarters they often run out. I have a recipe for magenta
255 Red
000 Green
255 Blue

or FF00FF in hex :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# *jots down*
Cheers muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Hitlers afro didn't make him look Glay
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Aww
He looks lost in thought...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Waiting for the new series of misfits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Well it is really...


Click for bigger (364 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# It's glay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# YOUR ALL GLAY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
Very!
(FUNNYFANNY, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glay
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Single # Single information Album track list

1st Frade to Glay

Released: 05-25-1994
Label: Platinum Records
Highest oricon position (weekly): #26
Weeks on chart: 11
Sales: 100,990
(1.618..., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Self-lacism
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
serf?
(1.618..., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# feudarism!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Mittens Romney?
Well seeing as 2% of Americans thought he was called Mittens, can we start the lolcats now?

www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/01/2-percent-voters-thought-mitt-romneys-real-name-mittens/46916/
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:47, archived)
# My new favourite of the 'BOILING PISS' pictures. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# ^ this
ug ug ug ug ug
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# :D o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:54, archived)
# i love boiling piss pics
this is a good one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)
# oh, pisseye
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:10, archived)
# now technically, this is not boiling piss
boiled piss, maybe, but not currently boiling
3/10 -- must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:22, archived)
# It's a hot day.
WTF
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# that looks like infected boiling piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# paw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# that's a lot of boiling piss
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:55, archived)
# do us a favour and vote hitler
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
#


Oh, and lolcats are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Hahaha
This is great.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# It's almost as if this poster was MADE to be boiling-piss-ersized.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# nice tits
and the fragrance of boiling piss on top, you are spoiling us.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:09, archived)
# ha ha- cute! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:53, archived)
# LINKS ----------->
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# lolcats are piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Image challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is literally in the building.

Your choices are:

* One word challenge - Y-fronts
* One word challenge - Hitler
* Pay tribute to the great Ronald Searle
* Design a stamp for the Jubilee - see www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16380072

Hot votey action stations:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# i wanted to see JEWS up there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Zionists at least!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Searle as cool as it would be is too hard and likely too few entries, alas.
Stamps are lame, Pants will win, So I voted Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Stamp !!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:48, archived)
# 60 years on the throne?
There's a medication for that.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Ronald Searle would be nice, but quite difficult in terms of imagery.
Out of not caring about the Jubilee and having my fill of y-fronts today, I voted for Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 4:42, archived)
# What about Monster Trucks?
Y-fronts: This was great yesterday so gets my vote
Hitler: NO - Been done to death
Ronald Searle: This would be my 2nd choice
Jubilee stamp: No
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 6:09, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Starring Dustin Hoffman as Joseph Goebbels!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Hitler as Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# yay!
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:07, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD

but stop saying he looks like Hitler, you guys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# I like how Hitler's eye is looking sideways at Audrey with evil intent
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# THAT IS MARIA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Fake - no rabbit ears
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# This is THE REAL MARIA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Maria humanize?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Maria's humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:40, archived)
# How do you solve a problem like Maria?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Chains, ropes, whips...etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:49, archived)
# This sounds like a perfect solution
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# All I can see is SCHMIDT!


WHERE ARE ALL THE SIDNEY POITIER FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Is it Sunday already?
EDIT: and why am I looking at a picture of your bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Because it's not gayshift quite yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Too bad that movie was the usual load of group prancing
about in hallways singing patriotic songs.
Not a bit of chains, blood or spunk in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I know...they cut out the entire mushroom scene...FUCKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:30, archived)
# i managed to find a copy on torrents
but it was really poor quality

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
# You better lock your doors and windows tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Iron bars might not be a bad plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I look forward to watching the scene where Hitler shares his Bratwurst with Audrey
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Can't you see...these are clean and decent people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:41, archived)
# oddly, I think the bear is the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 21:56, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 21:58, archived)
# careful, it's becoming a catchphrase
.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# haha
it was either that or 'blimey'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Blimey is apparently a corruption of (god) blind me
Crikey is an alternative to Christ.

You may have chosen poorly in this instance, unless of course it's a catchphrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
# i knew that
cos of 'Cor Blimey!' not quite sure where 'love a duck' comes into the equation

unless Christ was an anatidophile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:20, archived)
# That's a mystery to me
I found out today that the word "dunce" is derived from medieval philosopher John Duns Scotus, who was widely denounced by Renaissance scholars, who began calling stupid people "dunses".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:36, archived)
# i'd similarly forgotten i knew that too
i lke this game :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Now I want to see diagrams of scarecrows being born
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Pfffffft!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 22:29, archived)

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