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# Fridays is here! Go home! Newsletter!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue514/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# 1st \o/
Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# you can't tell me to go home, you're not my real dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Yay!
Must be time for a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Yay Len
and love the Foxconn ref...
(ccc, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Is that Alan Sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# It was his birthday the other day

* Forget that, it was back on the 17th Jan. Sorry..

But in "Funny Name Corner" it is Gillian Bonner's birthday today! (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Thanks, I just wasted a card on him
And a stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)
# so, not the Zamunda Times, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
#
something i always wanted to see, and now someone has done it

edit: clever work on profile panel one btw
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)
# You spelled "I found this and I think it should win the compo" wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Compo it!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Done
+ FP Bracket!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
#
someone send me a pic of manual robot so i can do pic of other robots kissing his arse bracket and have done with it?

edit: fleeting impressions of photoshopping andrew sachs pasted onto painting of spanish armada victory over one of drake's flotillas appear then quickly dismissed
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] There you go mate

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Arf
bet he licks the love pumps too
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# HEH!
yes. that was "heh" you can quote me on that. but this is funny i laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# This reminds me of all the awesome times I had at Clark's Village in Street, Somerset.
And by 'awesome' I mean 'completely un-awesome to the point of suicide'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# image the fun though
if you'd have had a foot fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# It is awful isn't it
Though I liked the cadbury discount shop.
Sacks of misshaped choc bars FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Do it again, in Dobly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I envy us
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with being sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# You should have seen the one they wanted! It wasn't a glove, believe you me.
(McChinaman banned, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Any excuse.....

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# haha brilliantt
so the job at the Chapeau shop didn't work out then
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I thought he might have wanted to be a haberdasher.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] the bloody bracket's bust innit


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Where = were
8/10 see me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# you must be seeing things squire
looks fine to me ;)

*unflat layers high five
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# awww cute
i like the pink teddy
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] They were always late for rehearsals.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# bunch of folks ive never seen before + dorothy and toto
I filenamed it, and im still RISing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:09, archived)
# This whole compo is beyond me.
I think I might have got two of them. Mind you, I've not seen /board move to fast in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# didn't
understand picture but understood last two comments. explain please?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
#
seems this is going to be the theme with this compo. no-one understands what the hell is going on. better than goddam monkeys anyway

edit: but liked how much bela's dad cost the taxpayer
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Can...not... res...ist.... (a-mania)
I keep seeing the original image with just one face duplicated. No idea who did the original. Couldn't believe someone could just do one face... I could not resist adding more.



Phew, feel better now.
(pixelpixelpixel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)
# legdrops!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
haha
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# This should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Why stop there though....?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
I stopped there because the terror of staring into the abyss was too much. There are some doors that simply should not be opened.
(pixelpixelpixel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# The abyss stared back into you, didn't it?
Did you see the many-angled ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# I saw them...
...and now I cannot unsee the vastness of that non-euclidean geometry, stretching out, onwards, ever onwards. And those eyes. They looked back.
(pixelpixelpixel, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# RECURSIVE BEARD ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Where did you find this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# kiss me
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# don't fear him, he's all mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)
# that's my nightmare for tonight sorted
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Jesus fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# fucking hell, thats scary
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Holy fuck.
That thing fucking ate Zalgo, I swear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# He's made of mouths
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# holy sheep shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# That's that fella that shot himself because of Judas Priest
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# him and his Escher teeth scare me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I bet his dentist is minted!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Nice collection of teefs in the top jaw.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# :D YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)
# that is
weird
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The hills are alive with what?!
(TitanLX, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# silly cow
s :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# That one cow ear looks like her boobs popping out

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Mary Floppins
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Victor Victoria
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# arf
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
#
should'v actually drawn the sick

edit: but well done for not
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Haha yay!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# One ticket to Kingston Upon Hull please


Click for bigger (24 kb)

So sorry. So, so sorry. *Gets coat and legs it*.
May have stolen the concept for this from someone's tweet about Lemsip Optic a few moments ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha banana mong cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Best of all the surnames.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Haha
That's what I got.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Banana downs lembit
LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# "thumb.Lembit"
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Frankie Boyle gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
#
it might be, to be fair. I just read someone's tweet saying "Lembit Opik, a man who looks like a banana with Down Syndrome, is now 'Paying Tribute' to Huhne."
The last bit of the tweet was read later once i'd got rid of the tea that i'd spat all over my screen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Oh dear. Yes, it is though isn't it...?
it is though isn't it...?:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yippy ki yay, melon farmer.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# they are like the quo of painting :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# camon, camon, cummalong 'arry caamon
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Im a Yid
and even I'm Rissing like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
#
RIS is a standardized tag format developed by Research Information Systems, Incorporated (the format name refers to the company) to enable citation programs to exchange data.[1] It is supported by a number of reference managers. Many digital libraries, like IEEE Xplore, Scopus, the ACM Portal, ScienceDirect, and SpringerLink, can export citations in this format.

or, in Yiddish: ינקאָרפּאָראַטעד (די פֿאָרמאַט נאָמען רעפערס צו די פירמע) צו געבן סייטיישאַן מגילה צו וועקסל דאַטע. [1] עס איז געשטיצט דורך אַ נומער פון דערמאָנען מאַנאַדזשערז. פילע דיגיטאַל לייברעריז, ווי יעעע קספּלאָרע, סקאָפּוס, די אַקם פּאָרטאַל, ססיענסעדירעקט, און ספּרינגערלינק, קענען אַרויספירן סייטיישאַנז אין דעם פֿאָרמאַט.
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# You don't have the chutzpah
to filename a footspa?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
#
ahh. but hurry up 'arry
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
#
fighting against Racism as an Institutional Standard?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Is this something to do with Nottingham Hotspurs?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# hotspurts
nicknamed, the shits!

i love soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
#
so does clint....
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
#
dempsey
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)
# The gulliver footspa stadium?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)
# ::)
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
offshore accounts and 70's footy wars where neo nazis adopted the terminology of a local band and the concept of redevelopment funding and how it could be affected by a damning court scandal in the style of an ealing classic?
(I helped save b3ta! Stupid Getatron Transform into the timestamp, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)
# oh wait, we can whore blogs on here?
my website

oh wait, I need adverts and shit.

fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Nice blog.
Can I buy stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I forgot to set up adverts on it
so any stuff you buy doesn't give me money!

DRAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I"M GOING TO WHORE MY OWN SITE NOW - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
www.chedge.co.uk

Jeremy merchandise and more.
FREE T-Shirt for first 50 visitors to complete the online forms.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# fuck this shit
I'm going to make merchandise

then whore it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# That's the spirit!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# A membership site just to buy stuff?
Yowm avin a larf, aintcher?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# It'll only costs £10 to join.
Then you get Ā£1 off for every Ā£100 you spend.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Do you sell any horsemeat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Do you want to buy some horsemeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# *throws money at screen*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Oh thanks.
Your login is: taters
Your password is: *********
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)
# You can buy my stuff*
ASSMEAT


* you can't buy anything, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Cor, there's some lovely stuff there.
there's some lovely stuff there.I love that first puddle pic. Gorgeous.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Cheers
It's just a place to keep all the pretty things I find around the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Did you take the splashy puddle pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Not that one.

I started the habit of posting 'by me' underneath the pics I've taken. But only rather recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# fuck it, if we're all at it
THEN CLICK THIS MUTHERFUCKER FOR BLOG GOODNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha - genuLOLs!
I also think that is what he looks like!

PS - now that everyone is getting their wallets out, go here instead and buy my tat!
andrewhickinbottom.blogspot.com/2011/05/trixie-figure-now-available-for-pre.html
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# why do people thing I was having a pop?
pfffft. It was just a bit of light mischief

that'll teach me!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I dont know
I really dont.
Still - at least folks arent yelling SPAMCUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# true
www.b3ta.com/board/10679971
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ahh I think you may have missed a few tricks to hit
"that" demographic

or maybe you don't want "that" demographic. :)

/has seen some anime figurines that go a *little* too far into WTF

edit to add: phwoar though :p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I dont know what youre talking about
Anime figures, and anime tv series are classier than ever these days:
NSFW www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/25/butterflys-dream-bestiality-bondage-ero-figure/
*sighs, shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I despair at the removable clothes and "realistic softnesses"
on some of these things

now where's that picture that shows a typical otaku from the 80's, the 90's and the space year 2000's

I think it explains it all :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Hell yeah
Back then it was all giant robots, kickass martial artists, guns and spaceships
Now its pink frilly magical girls, schoolkids with giant tits and other gayness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)
# though I have to admit I've been watching/reading a recently made "hot chicks with swords" epic this last week.
They are all of course rather badass. Which is nice.

And of course when people go down in this one they generally stay down in a pool of their own juices, which is less nice for them I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)
# that's such a gold mine of a market
supressed middle aged sexually frustrated Japanese men with too much expendable income to throw away on hentai


in other news I'm working on a HP lovecraft doll which I'll be spamming the jesus out of soon
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# is that an
obtuse message ?
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# you just doubled his traffic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, I hope so. It's nice to help out a fellow b3tan.
I hope so. It's nice to help out a fellow b3tan.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# high fives!
(plan worked...remember, 5% as we agreed)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# honestly It was just a bit of fun,
how did you think I'm actually pissed off for some reason? the signature thing was just a thing I jumped on, could have been anything to try teh joke? honest!

when did this place get so serious?

I am a whore though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# i think moley is having a laugh
hence the :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I'm just pulling your chain.
Silly Clay I love you really.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)
# someone get the flounce pic out
I'm walkin' you bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Voila! A votre service.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)
# aww, summer breeze
what a lovely flounce it'll be

out of the building, tears streaming down the face, with bulging red eyes, the angry stamping of tiny little feet into the soft green grass while the wistful summer breeze plays gently with the leaves in the trees as the tiny little feet plod on to the cobbled streets of the village on route to the station masters office, upon which a ticket to Farawayland is purchased, a one way ticket for never shall they return, the station master smiles and hands over the ticket, with the firm knowledge that the stupid twat will be back next week like nothing happened.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Oh, please let this be true...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Can I add this?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Fuuuuuup!!!!
I wonder what a level 100 flounce looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)
# mention Sept-11-2001 in certain company and find out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha. I would never be a spamcunt

AH, FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# burp !
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Sit on my face and I'll tell you that I love you...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Ah, the classic cinema masterpiece by Roman Polanski
Didnt Ronald Barker win an oscar for his stirring 'fork handles' speech?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Oh GTF
cunt. *edit* Have this: b3ta.com/links/743742
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)
# yes
(Zoidaroid, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Loving it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I see you have 'Os'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmm bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
# *squints* pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Is keeky winker a jap's eye, or arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I'd say japs eye..but I guess you could use it for arsehole :D

it's a universal abusive term for any occasion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I am spar tacos!
(finally - one i get!)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# makes 12!


low in "salt" HAHAHAHAHA



just add list of ingredients


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# i think you might be misinterpreting the funny bits
carry on though -- orgasm-legged-stick-man always gives me a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Conga!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
# poo in her mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
right scrolly ----+

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# pffft
this is why the buggers never get laid
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Now that will fit on FP - Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger FP bracket!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Am I doing it right?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# L O L Z
nice one bruvva
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# ^ Nice
You don't often see those with self-locking nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Mine seem to be locking up more and more recently
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# >get coat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Gandalf hands you a coat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:49, archived)
# >kick Gandalf right up the keeky winker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Gandalf dies.
Gandalf drops a bottle of buckfast.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# go north
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# You find yourself in Ormskirk.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# GAME OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# >get buckfast
head east to the glen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# You are surrounded by salmon farmers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# >drink buckfast >bottle farmers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# You have saved Scotlands agricultural industry from the evil fish farmers.
You are awarded a sheep by the Scottish Tenant Farmers Association.
The sheep is called Emily.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# >get lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Your lips become stuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# glitched game :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# you'll need a bigger one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# WOO!
Have a stoat in a boat in a moat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks
Have a goth sloth eating broth.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:12, archived)
# shouldn't he be on the ice planet of Hoth?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Kristen Bell would be creaming herself
and crying..... obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# where's our stoat, you insensitive bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# :D
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

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