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[challenge entry] The Dawn of Sheds
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# my god, it's full of nails
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# sorry
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# A fun little drawing game.
So me and my cousin we were a bit pissed fromt he pub so we played a drawing game in paint, where one gives a description of a person or object (without giving away what is is) and the other draws it.

Here is one he drew - anyone want to hazard a guess as to who or what it was i described.

Photobucket
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# lizard man
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Flash?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)
# just mspaint
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# a-aaaaah
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Zod?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:15, archived)
# ^Zod was a good guess.
Its actually a 'cyberman' from Doctor who.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:21, archived)
# this game is impossible
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:22, archived)
#
The object is not to guess who its is, just to see who can come up with funniest drawing.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Ahhh, Now I see...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I have been on management courses
where this sort of thing was an exercise.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:50, archived)
# That chap from Harry Potter......
.....with no nose, Vauldermort.
How does he smell, etc etc.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Bugger......too late.
note to self, read threads before post and looking silly.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Probably bin dun..
This idea of sillyness came to me when a mate of mine posted a mug of beans to facebook.. Ready the pan!

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# how dare you fail to recognise the toats!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
I'll be sure to spread the word, loaf what you did there! :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# THIS ALSO IS VERY GOOD AND FUNNY
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# why so serious about breakfast
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# In a way it was very funny.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:05, archived)
# THIS IS VERY GOOD AND FUNNY
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# It was funny and good but I turned up too late.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] romantic
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
Or at least wait until after the watershed.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# it is pretty hardcore
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Paedoshed
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# FINGER ON THE PULSE
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:08, archived)
# HIS FINGER!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
# HIS "PULSE"!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# CAPTAIN HE IS AGAIN FINGERING ALL TIME MY POST
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# If you roll your head to the right
That sign looks like a face
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# amazing!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Ha!
Minor threadjack:

I'm looking at getting back into some form of gaming, but I've no clue as to what systems are about now and what games are any good. The last thing I really played was Perfect Dark on the N64. In fact, I was playing it last night, but I've had that N64 for 15 years and could do with something a bit different.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I have heard this one is quite good...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# It is indeed far ahead of its time.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)
# oooh Xevious!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:29, archived)
# What kind of games?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# All sorts, I guess. I like FPS,
but I'm open to others. Sports games bore me a bit, though.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Depends on how long you've been out of it and what type you prefer
I'm very much a FPS, single-player-campaign player and like to run games on a high end PC.

My favourites are things like Half Life, Halo, Far Cry, Call of Duty etc. - they never get old. Not seen too many recent games that I like :(

Portal and Portal 2 are excellent problem solving games.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
# I'm also a FPS-type.
The Mrs still loves Sinic the Hedgehog...
A few other frinds have heartily recommended a PS3, but to wait until we move back to Britain on the whole regionalisation bit.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Depending on PC spec...
Install Steam. Tons of free and cheapo games on there of all types. Old and new.

store.steampowered.com/
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Ta!
I'll have a nose.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Get an XBox 360 and download Perfect Dark
Nothing like as much slowdown and a texture buffer bigger than 4k: Perfect Dark the way it should be played!

(Or get a PS3 and a copy of Time Splitters: Future Perfect. It's a PS2 game but looks way better upscaled to 720p. It's like Perfect Dark but a lot less serious. You can play as a fucking shoal of fish. Or a sock.)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I heard Time SPlitters was good.
I'll check that out when I've got something to play it on.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# It's the same team that did Perfect Dark
so it's got very much the same feel, controls as similar as it's possible to be with the different controllers, and as near identical a multiplayer/bot deathmatch as they could get without breaking the law. So, alas, you won't find Kazesim or Judgesim, but on the other hand you can fight against the gingerbread man or someone who isn't donald duck, and the losing player can have a load of monkeys running around with guns fighting on their side.

oh, and you can do monkey curling in one of the challenges.

i honestly think that future perfect is the best computer game of all time, particularly if you've any friends who like multiplayer fps and aren't up their own arses (which is unfortunately very few people).
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
Hypnotic
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# It really is, isn't it...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:18, archived)
#
Is it bad that I've only just noticed the tagging and the ning?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# If it's a nice lady posted by WB
I usually assume there's a ning, so it didn't take me long. :P
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:29, archived)
# ^ Points
* Laughs
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:29, archived)
# ning Wobbly !
everything is upside down in Australia, she does her victory dance before the race

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# :D
She can do her victory danz whenever she wants!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:27, archived)
# smexy
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Marks out of 1 for Michelle Jenneke?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I'd give here 1
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:36, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
# 7/10
As it states on her knickerbockers.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:51, archived)
# 10 points, but less teh sexy
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:56, archived)
#
n m +e
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# mimge?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:09, archived)
# bouncy
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# would
but she probably wouldn't
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Excuse me for a few moments...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# brb, lol
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Fwap-length HD video of Ms Jenneke.
If you're quick...fwapping, I mean.
youtu.be/H5RhSxcEm2s
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Phwoar
:D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# you spelt
'minge' wrong
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Oh
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 6:24, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# My Pleasure
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 6:24, archived)
# that's me
spent
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:14, archived)
# killer punchline
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# It was a bit of a shot in the dark
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Hurray
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# "I'll be Pachelbel."
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Haha!
That'll learn them.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Business As Usual
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:11, archived)
# welcome back pope
your necklace looks like a pair of boobs
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# You really need to stop doing that
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Is that not just a screenshot?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That's right.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# O_O
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Wot? He's right, it is not just a screenshot.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:42, archived)
#

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
now I'm just getting confused.
Surely the double negative makes the picture not just a screen shot and undeserved of the faq gif or is the gif an ironic retort to the double negative.
My brain's hurting, it must be time for a beer.
Edit: just reread it and it's not really a double negative but you got the drift
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# ?
Oh I see, it is 'Not' just a screen shot... Sorry 1.681...

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
# It's not just a screenshot. It's an M&S screenshot.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] A little bit on-toapic?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:14, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# is that the base of a bullet ? I get it now
I thought it was the button from a pair of jeans in the middle of some weird masonic symbol.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)
# bullet casing and some *ahem* blood drops.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:34, archived)
# dead shed bled red
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Great minds! made this on Thursday

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Something for us Merkins
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:46, archived)
# Joanna Lumley's looking rough...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:52, archived)
# Thats what Chris Crocker
will look like in 30 years or so.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:59, archived)
# SECRET MUSLIN JEW OBANA
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:54, archived)
# mouth like a dogs arse.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] NIng b3ta!
Bin-Done?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 7:42, archived)
# What a lovely way to start the day - Ning E Dubya

* Ning real
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 6:48, archived)
# wacky racer?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 8:38, archived)
# This is most awesome :D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# .
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:48, archived)
# As sung by...
go to 0:53 (this got a big giggle in the dark ages of my youth.)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 6:35, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Commander Jameson prepares to dock with a Coriolis Shed...
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Beat me to it. If I had any ability to photoshop.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:01, archived)
# It's
going to be rotating at 1.5 the speed that you can unless you have the plasma drive
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:31, archived)
# That's no moon.
*click*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Contains their most famous hit, "Stairway to Kevin."

Vocalist Robert "Open Saturdays" Plantworld said it was about the office of his old boss at a garden centre in Northampton.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:31, archived)
# *encore*
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:34, archived)
# He heh...
The shitty faux black n white really sells this. :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:04, archived)
# I loved that show
Bring back the international day of the patronizing bastard.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:02, archived)
# (:
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:07, archived)
# And of course there's Rolf's fine effort:
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:12, archived)
# he's a funny man
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 4:16, archived)
# :D
haha
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# shatlor

pancreas.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:24, archived)
# DID SICK?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:59, archived)
# Did sick
according to this clearly documented evidence
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:03, archived)
# I get most of my news here
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:04, archived)
# Sad but true
and not just for you
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry] f(u)=c/k
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:33, archived)
# sheddlebrot
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:44, archived)
# X
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:57, archived)
# Mandlebrot Shed
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# What?
No click for bigger?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:02, archived)
#
No need, it looks the same no matter what the magnification.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Shed in the garden (scary)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:39, archived)
# there was some paranormal activity in my toilet the other day
I took a ghost shit
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# if it was 1 of therm where you don't have to wipe
that only happens about 1 in 200
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:40, archived)
# That is one neat freak of a ghost!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Yep
lol
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I would have preferred this version
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Part alien, part vacum cleaner.
"Now clean the fucking carpet or we'll replace you with a Dyson"
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)
# This would have worth watching too
Photobucket
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:47, archived)
# That is one small alien or one big child.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:22, archived)
# yeah but, but, but,
E.T was small ;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:31, archived)
# True. I should never question the artist.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:34, archived)

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