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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TURN KIDS' FILMS INTO SLASHER MOVIES


This week's challenge is to take classic kids' films and turn them into scary slasher movies, adapting the characters to make them horrific, violent and despicable.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I was kinda banking on it involving ass pennies
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:47, archived)
# What a badly aimed cannon.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:49, archived)
# It's reckoned cannons weren't built for accuracy, just as long as they were aimed at a group of enemies.
Also, American cannons were made from bronze, smelted down from things like candlesticks and such, due to shortage of materials.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I still think hitting the ground first and hoping it bounces isn't a good firing strategy.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Does seem a bit daft. Then again, it killed the fuck out of that guy.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# It's not real.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:49, archived)
# But it's pretending to be real.
And it's pretending to be real in a way which makes me do a frowny face.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I have that attitude to a lot of things.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:01, archived)
# And now you mention it, that kick of dust from the bouce is clearly another powder charge hidden in the grass.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# The bronze ones can still be used today.
Whereas iron ones suffer corrosion and fractures.
I have a cannon.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I assume yours is bronze too?
I think it was either the French or the British who used iron cannons. They used to have a handful of guys manning just one because they were so heavy.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:02, archived)
# what's that from?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# My guess is The Patriot. Not sure though.
On second thoughts, that's definitely The Patriot
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Just done some digging around. And you're right!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Yeah, I just remembered that I didn't like the film, but that bit stuck out.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Yeah, it wasn't fantastic. Heath Ledger was good though.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:34, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:49, archived)
# All time pennies up his ass!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# o hai imchocked
:)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# I rather enjoyed that
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Woo! Most excellent opener (in every sense)
Also:
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# That banana in your pocket will help you celibrate....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# ooooh that is a coool challenge!!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# *glees*
This is almost the same way my dad introduced me to sex except there was still some fight left in the beast).
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# "No, son. Don't put it in that hole.
That's the exit wound."
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# You lost your 'virginity' to a dying rodent then.

edit: Of course, this is how the Yiffing starts.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Not at all.
I was giving it mouth to mouth at the time.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# My dad hung me upside-down off a bridge and said "Watch out for the alligators!"
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# That can either end in life long trauma
or becoming Steve Irwin
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:11, archived)
# his career did end with a life long trauma, though.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Pesky skirrels
My old dog Honey used to love chasing 'em & managed to kill a fair few - poor little things seem to have heart attacks, one day a skirrel bit Honey - this confused her greatly, that is all
also woo & yay :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# :D
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# :(
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# ARGH!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Jeebus wept, the tackle!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I thought squirrels were supposed to hide their nuts.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# huzzah!
so that's what the olympic mascot gets up to at weekends...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's Image Challenge vote is open for business. The choices are:

* Photoshop The Shard
* one-word challenge: bacon
* invent new and exciting Paralympic sports
* turn kids' films into slasher movies

Vote action:





(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon
not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon
not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon not bacon
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I sense a subliminal message here somewhere
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# otba connot baco nnot
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I have voted for bacon
solely on the basis of this post.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I honestly get no joy from manipulating minds as weak as yours.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# This seems fair.
I am less than worthless.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
# BOOM
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
# also
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# testestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestes
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# I voted for bacon because I like bacon, and not because yo*YES MASTER! WHAT IS THY BIDDING MASTER?*
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# You have performed your duties well.
You may remove the clingfilm underwear.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Have some prawn crakers instead :-)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I have not seen a rasher comment on the board today
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:39, archived)
# 'claps'
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Slasher movie!!
:D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
# spazzy games ftw
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
#
b3ta user Kitsunov votes for 'Bacon'. He just wanted to let u know

b3ta.com/board/10841043
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Haha what a cunt
XD
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# The Shard will become a week of Eye of Sauron pics.
Bacon is delicious, but not sure it'll make for a good image challenge.
Already bored of the Paralympics.
Which leaves kid/slasher movie mashups.

Voted.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# *follows the logic, and votes accordingly*
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# A clear set of arguments here.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# yay! we haven't had a movie poster compo for ages
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# You make a good point
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:29, archived)
# heh, not sure if this is sarcastic or not...
i think i've realised that the only things i'm remotely capable of shopping is movie posters or album art. or freebase.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# movie poster \o/s
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] *peas in compo*
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Glory be, Rodders!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Bacon
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Lots of tit pics deleted
which sadly means loads of stuff bumped off the bottom of the board (quirk of the way the board works)

So that it's not wasted - please use this thread to post your favourite animated gifs.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Quick Mod work there.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# You're breaking my heart Mu.
I just miss him so much.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)
# He lives on, man
in our hopes and dreams.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Show us your tits ;-)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# my tits are small and hairy
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# More than a hand full is a waste and I have a tooth pick!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# christ on a bike
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Can we have new compo vote please Rob?
Edit: yay
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#
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# Bwahaha :D
He looks a bit confused as to what's going on...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# He's not the only one
I assure you.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
he looks a bit like he's beginning to regret ever climbing in
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:07, archived)
# aww yea!
really really want a go in a monkey go-kart
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:11, archived)
# wicked wheel wobble
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I like this, and well done on the filesize
Witchcraft
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:03, archived)
# When you say tits do you mean pictures of tits or pictures by tits the b3tan?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# blimey, gone 5 mins ...
gone 5 mins ...what did I miss?...the phantom boob poster again?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
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# that's fantastic
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# man he's drunk a lot
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
# noms
XD
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I love this.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# The green cunt
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:34, archived)
# lovethisone:D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Superb.
:D

(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# i knew i was right to hate broccolli!
.. fab btw!
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# \o/ Thanks all...!!!
(I never liked pee soup)
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Perfect.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Don't worry, Rob.
....tits?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# You know those lumps ladies have on their chest, that men don't?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:04, archived)
# what are you saying?
You don't need a bra?

You have no saggy moobs?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I'm practically skeletal.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Sexual harassment
セクハラ :(
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:11, archived)
# No, not sexual harassment. Sarcasm.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
# An outcome copes past the native lamp.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# BTW what is this character?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
# (InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I'm about the same length of hair to Hatsune Miku unfortunately.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# O_O i luv yu
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Really? XD
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I am not Korean.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Your pedantry flavors an eating cold underneath a face.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:44, archived)
# BTW this is official?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Each cyclist chairs a system above the provoked campus.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:53, archived)
# cyclist?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# The distinguishing cinema unites your seventh beneath the disliked vote.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:02, archived)
# It's what we were all thinking.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Sorry. I don't get it.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Why can't an upgrade professional leap a steep sport?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Because sex is big bang.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:12, archived)
# The metric wears a continental gateway across an assembly.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:13, archived)
# 1gbp = 125 yen
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:15, archived)
# The stone vocal presents the warp.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# π = 3.14
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:18, archived)
# The orbital beats whatever liver?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# The audible agent mixes each returning ideal.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Ha ha...he got BUMBLASTED!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Never thought you were Dave
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Yes. Dave is other person.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:11, archived)
# ok, this is the second korean ass related thing I've seen
I wonder if there's something going on here
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Well if you insist....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# The Magic Boot
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Have a bobbing bob
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Ooh I missed them...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Hello Sadako chan.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Haven't seen this one before.
I'll never look at dog doors the same.


Also - does anyone have the 'chicken girl' gif of a few years back?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I missed tits? :(

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
#








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#


(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:04, archived)
# That crawling action
is wonderfully smooth... top work!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Cheers!
Not too happy with the back legs though. I'm thinking of doing a bit of animation this year, we get to choose our own projects to an extent.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Researching 2manydjs before Bestival
That polar bear keeps up with it rather well :)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I was listening to Venetian Snares and the like whilst making it, fits rather well, I think. :)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:21, archived)
#
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# hehehe
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:08, archived)
# "Wanna see my nutkins?"
One of my first attempts at a gif was from a children's book:

It seems quite sinister now...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
#
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#
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# Hahaha, why?! :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
# There was a photo ages back of al-Assad swearing in a new minister which was clearly appallingly photoshopped
So I took it and, for reasons I'm not sure were ever clear even to me, put the new minister in the Jurassic jumping up and down on the neck of a Stegosaurus.

What a cunt, eh? What a cunt!
(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 2:50, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Hey Newbie. read the FAQ
this board is for pics


This is the only one i have ever made, sorry. :(
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Syncs up quite nicely with
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Tits begone!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:14, archived)
# He looks so cheery
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Woof
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Boriiiiiiis!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# *ponders*

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:28, archived)
# :D
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#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Quite a while ago, this one.... but the film was on the other day, so...
this one.... but the film was on the other day so...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
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#


I'll just drop this in, too.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:11, archived)
#
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# b3ta seems strangely titless, suddenly...
suddenly...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Proper LOLs :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:17, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# if you can see this, you're a cunt
[boobs deleted]
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I have many that I like

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
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#

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# One of the very few that I've done.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Scock
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#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# i missed the tits...
oh well...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Tits you say:)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:21, archived)
#
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#
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I also missed the tits...again :(
At least it has spawned this awesome thread though
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# but i got 1000s of animated gifs:D

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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#


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#
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#
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# Ok boss
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Boobs be gone!

Edit: Oh they have! Top work mods!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
# I've heard the TT (Toast Thruster) 2012 can launch up to15,000ft.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)
# It did...but you'll never know due to the upcoming lawsuit brought by Apple....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Black rectangles with rounded corners.
The inventors of burnt toast should sue.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
# If this happened 2 years ago
and the toast maintained its velocity
those slices would probably be nearing Mars by now...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:04, archived)
# This is ace....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:09, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:16, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Good old Pongo Borneo
Never a dull moment!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Haha animal falls ftw
:D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha fucking love these
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hehehe
They're so mean :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:05, archived)
# haha!
those cheeky buggers!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# haha, works every time
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
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# Ermahgerd
Merfs!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
# :D
speshly mulltyplayshun and long divjun
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:43, archived)
# O_O
haa

but meanwhile, I think you've been overshadowed, from above...

what the jimmy is going on !
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Tits
Isn't it obvious? They're on /links as well.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# well, I can see that they are posting breats
I just came in at a bad time

(.)(.)

I guess.

edit: ahh, it seems like the titwipe is completed.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:55, archived)
# and the quarterback IS toast.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Lucky no one was stood behind me as I opened the page at work there then.
They weren't bad tits though.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
# There been a bit of argy bargy?
Looks like half the board disappeared..
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I ignored TITS. But not MARFS!
Thought i'd pearoast this last minute compo entry too...
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Mmm cake
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# Oof
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha,
I spent years trying to decide weather to fancy Mel or Sue, being as I felt guilty fancying them both, I decided to fancy Sue the most, only to find out she was a lesbian....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Shouldn't let that put you off your stroke
:D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I wanted to live with her....!
I'v just googled Mel, and she's not looking to bad....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
#
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# Found it :-)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Mel always looked like
Victoria Wood to me (think there was a slight sken of the eye)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I quite like her as well....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Pfffft
quite like have furious wanks about

I bet Sue is REALLY dirty.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha, Emma Jesson came round to borrow a bowl of sugar and joins in...
Just then the vicar arrives....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:50, archived)
# what a homely and uncomplicated fantasy
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:55, archived)
# You should see what the dog was up to.....
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:04, archived)
# She is?! o_o
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# A lesbian? Yes indeedy
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# That's what I heard, but I did hear it here!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Weren't she and Rhona Cameron a thing at one point?
Or am I just lazily lumping all my celebrity lesbians together?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:46, archived)
# According the Madcatmans link below, yes!
Will this thread dissapear beneath the troll above though?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Outed by this lady
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Thank you
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:51, archived)
# erm
erm?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha!
Coolio!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
In Saxon German "garnish" means "of course not" TRUFAX.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)

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