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# Bastards

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(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Oversised has bindun many times.
Which is why I will go to the bunker for sleeps
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Ideally you should try to fill the entire internet with every image you post.
You've left a little bit of space with this one.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 3:03, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 4:21, archived)
# probably better to post it on reddit
it actually has less moaners per capita
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 5:22, archived)
# ...but also 99.9% less original content per capita*
*Figures are approximate, based upon personal research
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:27, archived)
# resized and linked to bigger
please read the FAQ about image sizes, cheers
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Apologies
it looked smaller in the moonlight. Thank you God for answering all our prayers.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:30, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

To increase my chances of world domination I have decided to build a Kill-o-Zap disintegrator gun. I'm currently looking for volunteers for, er...
*clears throat*
...testing purposes.
a work in progress
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:43, archived)
# What you need to do
is get an american general to point a low power prototype at his finger and have him laugh as he says "haha, it's warm!"

/based on reality blog
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Fucking brilliant!
*phones US embassy*
Ta! :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:50, archived)
# It worked for the microwave gun :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:51, archived)
# The US embassy was very helpful
They gave me Obama's personal number. I rang him and, after a long conversation, he said "...and then I'd stick it up my ass and pull the trigger."

He seems like a nice guy :)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:58, archived)
# THIS IS HOPE!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:57, archived)
# *offers primary organic component
and also this here WOO
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:42, archived)
#
Very WETAish but still ace!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Bah!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Hoping your Xmas goes off with a blast!
edit: Also, I guess he'll be playing with his snow balls
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This is what i think will happen when we re-evolve after dying on the 21st. Maybe..... Kind of like a new chinese whisper
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
Maybe not Pffft
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:35, archived)
# In 4012, all TOAP will be illegible
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:05, archived)
# In 2012 illegibility TOAPs you
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# That is highly unlikely
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# But sometimes the most unlikely things are the truest
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:24, archived)
# You know it boris
and yes i am awful at photoshop but at least i try..... and i was bashed around a bit during rugby today so i may have devloped brain damage. so all in all not to bad.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:30, archived)
# True
Agreed
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I can read it; it's a recipe for cupcakes.
You should invent a pair of glasses.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:26, archived)
# ***********
Ok i will explain where im coming from with this now i'm sobering up this is what it says (it will soon be wallermas on the 27th wallcember celebrating the life of the prophet rik waller, who died on the cross for all our sins, peace be upon him, waller ackbar)and remember 2000 odd years ogo there was a bloke who supposedly fed not many fish to alot of people. not so unlikly now is it. and rick waller is there to show how awful x factor is....aint they got enough terrible pop stars yet....
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:59, archived)
# hhahahahah
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:28, archived)
# my eyes are bleeding now
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] my mum made this in to a card for me


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this was a pic of me n me mate and sat on some dude from works knee asked me mum to make it in to a card then sent it to my mates parents next week at work my mates parents thanked me for the lovely card i sent them not noticing the pic was of me and there son it took another week for them to realise that the two funny looking boys was me n me mate
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)
# One of you looks like Kunt & the Gang.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# think he is kunts love child
(, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 6:48, archived)
# Make more sense little train.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:03, archived)
#

(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:00, archived)
# 0_o
that's why I'm agnostic
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Did you do this?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Gah! 12 oversize red/brown pixels too many!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# RPS is shite -- give it up
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Not only should you be publishing these in book form, Boris..
You should include the words "King James" and "Bible" on the cover somewhere too....especially at this festive time of the year...THE LIES! THE LIES!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Haha :)
I think if I published them in book form I'd very quickly end up in court trying to defend an indefensible case.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Well, you'll be a rich man if you do..
Simply use the Melchett v Blackadder (The Flanders Pigeon Murderer) defense if you go ahead; "Oh, go on, let me off, your honor, please! It's a lovely day. Pretty clouds, trees, birds, etc. I rest my case."
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Hmm
Pretty clouds, trees, birds, the ancient barbed shadow who awaiteth in the cavern, etc. I rest my case.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:56, archived)
#
I really love these.

MOAR!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:53, archived)
# One of the best collections evar:
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Ta :)
I'M ON FUCKING FIRE
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 0:00, archived)
# FUCKING CANDLE
FUCKING YAY! \o/
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 2:51, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Oh my FUCK, I say!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)
# haha that's fuckin' brill
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
# NSFW
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Watch me Flan down a car.
And I won't use my thumb.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:43, archived)
# oh yes....
this is the best thing on B3ta "since Hector was a pup!"
W/Y/H!!!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I say !
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Cor!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:36, archived)
# nice skillz
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] thecrapgatsby and me going nativity
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:04, archived)
# What a pile of shit
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
# This made me cry
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:17, archived)
# The new Tom Cruise Film doesn't look at all interesting.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Still can't believe that casting...
And Lee bloody child claiming "oh yes I'd always thought Tom Cruise would be good to play Reacher". Yes, of course, that's why you write the character as a 6'6" monster then...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:56, archived)
# They will have to dig some deep deep trenches for his supporting actors
either that or hire a team of dwarf actors like in This is Spinal Tap.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# It looks like Hollywood shit!! His left hand looks like he's getting ready to spank the monkey.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Oh come on, how old are you?
Grow up man!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] HaHa!!! You're right, I feel quite immature.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# You see his left hand...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# HaHa!!!!!
full circle
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Jerk ya say? Sorry, I'll get me coat!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:09, archived)
# This is better.
It's a very angry wank :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Normal service is resumed
=D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:12, archived)
# if I may
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 1:21, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:33, archived)
# The rare but deadly cat fart.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:58, archived)
# =D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Merry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Disabled xmas space blob is holding his walking sticks upside down
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# SPACIST
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:12, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Blob is correct.
This is a (Christmasfied) preview of my new series of blobs.
Which you will see later this week.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Will they have tits?
I hope they have tits
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# maybe
o/
see ya's
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:27, archived)
# what could be more festive than a christmassy space octojelly with candy canes for hands?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# i am now listening to my brother cooking his tea and singing "mince charming"
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I want to have christmas in space this year
*clicks*
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:19, archived)
# That thing doubles for Hanukkah.
Shit, I'd do that holiday.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:25, archived)
# And to you
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Jesus X!

Not as sacrilegious as you might think: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# THE DAY THE /BOARD STOOD STILL
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# This has everything
:)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Nicely
An xmas alien horror movie would be ace :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:00, archived)
# That would be nice, instead we get "Jack Reacheround"
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Glad I've been recording enough movies to see me through til mid Jan :)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:12, archived)
# I've just been working setting up the Manchester Arena for the WOTW stage show,
and will be dismantling it again later this evening.

They have a massive pneumatically & electronically controlled tripod as part of the set.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Sounds wild!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# needs
more headcrab
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] By Thor's goats! Jarl Beattie wishes you well...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh, I dunno, on Jan 1st you've still got a bank holiday or two to go depending on what day of the week it is...
And don't forget that annoying limbo period...

(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Ahh yes, the time I just spend indoors hungover playing on the Xbox.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I'm actually working that period this year
If they expect 100% from me, THEY ARE MUCH MISTAKEN.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ahh sod that! It's the only time of year most people get to rest!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] shazam!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)
# did you just scan this from the final Dandy edition?
haha! brilliant!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:44, archived)
# i thought it was the right way for them to sign off...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Ha!Ha!
I've got this issue..it's the one with the free plastic CDC giveaway taped to the cover isn't it?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 11:47, archived)
# mine was missing
but it said to ask my newsagent and they'll replace it...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm getting some twat socks for Christmas!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I believe they call them "femdoms".
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# SANTA CLAUS IN "MIDNIGHT UNCLE" SCANDAL
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Reporting for duty...
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:16, archived)
# The Fantastic Fuck!

(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:22, archived)
# TO THE COSMOS...and maybe a little beyond that...not TOO far though.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:26, archived)
# OH MAN DID I MISS THE ATOMIC TRIBUTE THREAD?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:45, archived)
# Friendship is a precious gift.
Also: genocide.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:50, archived)
# Give to those who have quit their job right before Christmas, because he didn't get paid.
FLAN: That's a real pretty armband you got there. Where can I get one of those?
HITLER: Oh...you vant vun?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Ja, mon.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:04, archived)
# Jew can't have vun.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:46, archived)
# Actually guys I was thinking
I know not all Aussies are alike and you can't judge them all based on the behaviour of those 2 DJs who killed all those nurses
BUT
although gronkpan probably isn't technically guilty of multiple murder, I'm wondering, what exactly did he do to stop it happening?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:29, archived)
# I'm just thinking out loud here guys
I don't want to offend anyone.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Seriously man, asking an Australian about murdering nurses is about as culturally sensitive as asking a South African why they have flamethrowers attached to their cars.
I know you well enough to realise you didn't intend anything but please remember this in the future.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Yeah...I bet he was on the phone or something.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:43, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Tits and chains...\o/...YES!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:59, archived)
# helloings and stuffs... still Alive™

This thing has been floating around my lampshade for the last hour or so.
Now that he's been drawn, he's left to go and annoy someone else...

Possibly you.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:23, archived)
# this would make a good tattoo
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:44, archived)
# My brain thinkenings exactly.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:48, archived)
# bad trip?
woopic :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Hello!!!!
Really good to see you again.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 1:43, archived)
# Yay for the floating thing.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 2:32, archived)
# inx
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:31, archived)
# nice style mate!!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 6:57, archived)
# what does the antenna do?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 7:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9212591 and www.b3ta.com/board/8317814
mostly worn as a status symbol or fashion accessory but also serves many exotic, entropic and erotic purposes.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Join up TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Urine the army now
woooooaaaahhhhh urine the army. Now
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:44, archived)
# : )
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:45, archived)
# LOL
(, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:08, archived)
# HOT PISS!
not for shirking cunts!
yeah!
(, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:59, archived)

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