To increase my chances of world domination I have decided to build a Kill-o-Zap disintegrator gun. I'm currently looking for volunteers for, er... *clears throat* ...testing purposes. a work in progress
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:43,
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What you need to do
is get an american general to point a low power prototype at his finger and have him laugh as he says "haha, it's warm!"
/based on reality blog
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:48,
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Fucking brilliant!
*phones US embassy* Ta! :D
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:50,
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It worked for the microwave gun :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:51,
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The US embassy was very helpful
They gave me Obama's personal number. I rang him and, after a long conversation, he said "...and then I'd stick it up my ass and pull the trigger."
He seems like a nice guy :)
(Puromycinis still licking windows,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:58,
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THIS IS HOPE!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:57,
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*offers primary organic component
and also this here WOO
(Kallusspeaks for the Spores,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:42,
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Very WETAish but still ace!
(kitty minionBabies ate my dingo!,
Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:07,
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Bah!
(MAD ADEI feel old all of a sudden,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:51,
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Hoping your Xmas goes off with a blast!
edit: Also, I guess he'll be playing with his snow balls
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:39,
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This is what i think will happen when we re-evolve after dying on the 21st. Maybe..... Kind of like a new chinese whisper
and yes i am awful at photoshop but at least i try..... and i was bashed around a bit during rugby today so i may have devloped brain damage. so all in all not to bad.
Ok i will explain where im coming from with this now i'm sobering up this is what it says (it will soon be wallermas on the 27th wallcember celebrating the life of the prophet rik waller, who died on the cross for all our sins, peace be upon him, waller ackbar)and remember 2000 odd years ogo there was a bloke who supposedly fed not many fish to alot of people. not so unlikly now is it. and rick waller is there to show how awful x factor is....aint they got enough terrible pop stars yet....
this was a pic of me n me mate and sat on some dude from works knee asked me mum to make it in to a card then sent it to my mates parents next week at work my mates parents thanked me for the lovely card i sent them not noticing the pic was of me and there son it took another week for them to realise that the two funny looking boys was me n me mate
Simply use the Melchett v Blackadder (The Flanders Pigeon Murderer) defense if you go ahead; "Oh, go on, let me off, your honor, please! It's a lovely day. Pretty clouds, trees, birds, etc. I rest my case."
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 21:45,
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Hmm
Pretty clouds, trees, birds, the ancient barbed shadow who awaiteth in the cavern, etc. I rest my case.
(thecrapgatsbyisn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:19,
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This made me cry
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 22:17,
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The new Tom Cruise Film doesn't look at all interesting.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:54,
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Still can't believe that casting...
And Lee bloody child claiming "oh yes I'd always thought Tom Cruise would be good to play Reacher". Yes, of course, that's why you write the character as a 6'6" monster then...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:56,
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They will have to dig some deep deep trenches for his supporting actors
either that or hire a team of dwarf actors like in This is Spinal Tap.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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It looks like Hollywood shit!! His left hand looks like he's getting ready to spank the monkey.
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 17:57,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:16,
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The Fantastic Fuck!
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:22,
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TO THE COSMOS...and maybe a little beyond that...not TOO far though.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:26,
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OH MAN DID I MISS THE ATOMIC TRIBUTE THREAD?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:41,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:45,
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Friendship is a precious gift.
Also: genocide.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:50,
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Give to those who have quit their job right before Christmas, because he didn't get paid.
FLAN: That's a real pretty armband you got there. Where can I get one of those? HITLER: Oh...you vant vun?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 3:54,
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Ja, mon.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:04,
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Jew can't have vun.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:46,
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Actually guys I was thinking
I know not all Aussies are alike and you can't judge them all based on the behaviour of those 2 DJs who killed all those nurses BUT although gronkpan probably isn't technically guilty of multiple murder, I'm wondering, what exactly did he do to stop it happening?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:29,
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I'm just thinking out loud here guys
I don't want to offend anyone.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:30,
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Seriously man, asking an Australian about murdering nurses is about as culturally sensitive as asking a South African why they have flamethrowers attached to their cars.
I know you well enough to realise you didn't intend anything but please remember this in the future.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 8:08,
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Yeah...I bet he was on the phone or something.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:43,
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(reali'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 7:30,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:02,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:44,
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Tits and chains...\o/...YES!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 8 Dec 2012, 4:46,
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