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b.b.b.beeeeenny and the jet..jett.tt.te..tjt..jets
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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Ha ha superb!. *click*I'll pop this one here.
Hewie Dewie & Lewie from Silent Running.
(Hewie Dewie & Lewie from Silent Running.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:20,
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Love that film :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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the only cute robots everto not be annoyingly cute
except maybe Wall.E, although I reckon he's the love child of one of these and Johnny 5
(except maybe Wall.E, although I reckon he's the love child of one of these and Johnny 5
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:39,
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bookmarked for later..ta :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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There are undoubtably better ways of watching it on-linethan in several 10 minute YT clips...
(There's a full version of the 65daysofstatic re-scored version on there, which I saw them perform live a couple of years ago.)
((There's a full version of the 65daysofstatic re-scored version on there, which I saw them perform live a couple of years ago.)
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:04,
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Ha ha ha ha!This gets a click for the wobbly thatch.
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Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:23,
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Feelin' the strain!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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He's still standing!Just. *clicky*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:50,
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Perhaps Satnavs are stretching the definition of 'robot' a bit...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:08,
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HeheI'm not entirely sure how I know who Tom O'Finland is but I do... *worries*
Just spotted the cruising spot - blimey!
(Just spotted the cruising spot - blimey!
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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i was going to say 'still light at 10:19pm?'then i realised, arctic summer and that
:D
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:25,
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:D
Hahaha :DWin win win!
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:13,
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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Lesviaka rompot
hi-quality version - the joke's no better though.
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:29,
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you get a click just for the sheer hours you must have put in with google image search!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:31,
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the floor shots were the hardesteventually discovered this vid:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PduP7PXx0
just had to erase the whiskers!
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0PduP7PXx0
just had to erase the whiskers!
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:41,
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a cat videoinevitable!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:50,
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Hahahaha socket to me!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:32,
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you robo lesbian!top site that - hoping to find some use for my recently-drowned smartphone, the touchscreen at least must be salvageable for something fun.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:30,
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I'm sure all the still-working bits can be hooked up to an Arduino...to make something cool, but ultimately pointless.
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:43,
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Wait a minute, that USB 3.0 is clearly male.Disgusting!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:35,
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Officially,there are no female USB connectors...!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:45,
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bloody googlealways bring up a random wrong-preference image to put you off your stoke/flick
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:51,
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Some of those connectors could be considered hermaphroditic,since they have parts that both stick into the other one and are also themselves stuck into...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:09,
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10 points for naming the original music video...
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:25,
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Add N to X, it was posted twice on here yesterday HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:26,
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Was it? Oh balls.Your sig seems somewhat appropriate...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:28,
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Metal Fingers In My Body, to be precise. Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:27,
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Whoa!I'm having trouble identifying the emotion expressed on Beadle's face...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:33,
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a combination of joy and utter disbelief
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:38,
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hahaIt's John Deacon, I miss that series..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:36,
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It's his rewardfor paying for all that bling
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:15,
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Both right...though Happy Toast got the points. And now I'm fresh out...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:16,
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Henrys are not the only vacuum cleaner
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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Yes!Men are not the only gays, either. Well done - more hot lesbo pics please.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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no, don'ti've taken enough flak this week for buying 2 pairs of D.M's, the last thing i need is for people to see lesbo pics on my laptop screen!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16,
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D.M.s mean Dildo Mittens, dont they? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:18,
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i don't believe so Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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for those cold winter nights Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:23,
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I enjoy lesbos on my lap top.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:27,
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all i've got on mine is holly, the red dwarf computerand the occasional dragon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:34,
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lesbo on a laptopb3ta.com/board/10912081
also done!
(also done!
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:44,
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done!b3ta.com/board/10912081
although both being cleaning appliances is a bit unfortunate
(although both being cleaning appliances is a bit unfortunate
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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She can't even look at her partner,what an insult!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16,
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does that hosecount as a strap-on? :-)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:45,
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weird always looks wierd to me Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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i spell knife with a "K"cause teachers dont lie
theres a silent fucking "H"
in when, where and why
"X" is fucking "Z"
and its "I" before the "E"
and some stupid fucking rule
about after fucking "C"
(theres a silent fucking "H"
in when, where and why
"X" is fucking "Z"
and its "I" before the "E"
and some stupid fucking rule
about after fucking "C"
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:06,
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Inglish is a silly language at times Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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But it's OUR silly language and if you don't follow our silly rules then you can bloody well silly off!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:59,
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that's silly mid off! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 15:18,
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I once knew a girl called HollyShe wasn't weird though.
Anecdote.
(Anecdote.
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:15,
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:OThat's her!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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"There's people that can't spell 'weird' right, riding round with thousands in the bank,""But I get by got a lot on my mind, I get by, got allotments on my mind."
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:18,
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why does that sound so familiar? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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That cheese grater on his head is just plain kinky...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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Hah! I have one on those on my desk
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:56,
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(PEA) They ARE programs so sort of robot-ie
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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HeheheDid you enjoy finding the source images, hmm..?
That last frame reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Pierce Brosnan is the automated house thing.
(That last frame reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Pierce Brosnan is the automated house thing.
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:55,
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open my back doors, HAL Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:00,
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FELLAS IN DISGUISE
EDIT: Uncompo'd; transvestism doesn't necessarily mean 'gay'.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:51,
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but they look FABULOUS! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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Dame Edna FTW!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:56,
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Beautiful, possums!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:03,
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hahawas this her last trip to Straya?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:08,
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*obligatory "transvestite doesn't mean gay you know" comment* HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:24,
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hmmmI don't think that tree branch would stay so still given all the gymnastic pressure being exerted upon it
9/10 - can do better
★★★★★★★★★☆
I'm, of course, kidding - it's nicely done
(9/10 - can do better
★★★★★★★★★☆
I'm, of course, kidding - it's nicely done
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:40,
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TrueIt does move a bit at the end when his full dynamic weight comes down on it, but I could have made it move more. Problem is, the background image has the branch too.
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46,
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Version 2 will be bigger and better! also - teh lurk!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:48,
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I see someone else hasn't got the hang of QWOP
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:42,
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1.4 Metres!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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Haha, he won't beat Byrne!
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:45,
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That's genuinely impressive from one photo*clicked, would click again*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:46,
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Ha hayou should go on Gladiators with upper body strength like that.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:54,
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Send us your snow pictures...
Click for bigger (396 kb)
Every year I send this to my local rag, bastards never print it though,
My poor scroll bar!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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ah!I thought Bazza was just speechless!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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Welcome to b3ta, german-named one drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:31,
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Haha this a-way, haha that a-way...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:33,
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needs more Russians throwing snowballs Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:34,
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The 1st battle of Stalingrad (then Tsaritsyn)in 1919 ended when the City was captured by a lone British tank driven by a British officer, a major Bruce.
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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Lumme!Gor Blimey, Sah!
GAWD SAVE THE KING, SAH!
(GAWD SAVE THE KING, SAH!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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I know, makes one very proud to have been sticking our historic noses in Russia's business.
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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About time the Queen was able to eat apples straight from the tree
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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That'd make a great album cover :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:19,
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It's about a painting of the queen of England which was not well received when it was painted.The joke is that the figure in the painting had a very long neck. Jollyjack is making a comment on this by including a picture of a giraffe with a crown on. It is very funny and we are all laughing at it. You should laugh also.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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Your explanation makes it sound funnier than it actually is :D
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:43,
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Ha ha haIt's an odd picture, but it was meant to be hung from an odd angle, hence the distortion.
That said, if you apply some perspective to it in Photoshop it still looks fucking weird.
(That said, if you apply some perspective to it in Photoshop it still looks fucking weird.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:50,
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Well, let's see...First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:35,
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Lady DirigibleMax Zorin flew her into the Golden Gate Bridge and crashed.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:07,
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you are getting better at this
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:53,
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Bald bespectacled man has little tolerance for yiffery. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:58,
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lol :)But for the love of god don't start another royal portrait theme going! ;-)
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:16,
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WELCOME
(Though I must admit, I don't know who that lady is)
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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Ah, sperm thief Liz JonesHeh, you could have used *any* Mail journalist's head really :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:20,
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I can hear his voice when I watch this, it's most disconcerting O.o
We Are Scientists' first album was greatand your first post is indeed great.
B3ta is missing hatstand stuff like this of late
welcome
(B3ta is missing hatstand stuff like this of late
welcome
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:18,
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There's a bit in The Great Escape (the song, not the film)where he shouts 'fuck that' to two sharp drum beats... it's immensely cathartic to sing along to.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:23,
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Indeedwonderful track
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:43,
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Ha ha ha, let's all clone some human shit on a stick!
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:21,
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hahaha, very welcomeBut shit is above her and that paper on every level
( Q4nobody,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:27,
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Nice first comment, but your second could be interpreted that Liz Jones and her colleagues are lower than shit.
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:30,
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faetal?did you mean faecal or foetal?
fuck. when did i become a spelling nazi?
ne'ermind, nice job :D
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 14:19,
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fuck. when did i become a spelling nazi?
ne'ermind, nice job :D
that's straight sex, everyone knows that R5-D4 was a really sexy girl robotlook at her, the filthy slut, phwoooarrr!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Just add this here....
And yes, I know what the source picture involved...
Lush, just bloody lush!!You and Toastie have the tinternetz artz nailed!
Just love the vibrancy of your pics WOOT
*Click*
:D
(Just love the vibrancy of your pics WOOT
*Click*
:D
Ninj,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:56,
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Half the courtship with Astromech droids must involve ascertaining the input/output status of the other party...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:02,
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More lube required!Brilliance *click*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:24,
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hahahahaWith that expression, you'd think R2 was fiddling around in C3PO's rear port?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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dink dink! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:49,
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Who's that? Some footballer? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:53,
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Oh yeah4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ JOKRE
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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The Joker from Batman: bum bandit begins HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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I wish I knew how to split you...
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Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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Pumpumpumpump
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:25,
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heheself-aware since 02:14 am Eastern Time
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:55,
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Bravo!I wish I had some pants like that
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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I'll be back, honkey cat You are a smelly tramp, your underwear, give them to me now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=skl1A21XnqY
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=skl1A21XnqY
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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Anyone remember the old Channel 5 advert for its premiere of Terminator 3?Arnold takes star-shaped sunglasses out of his pocket and puts them on while Rocket Man plays in the background
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycleand a thousand bunches of flowers or else I'm not going on stage.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 11:56,
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HahahahahahahI always wished that the 'match' was a right gaylord
in a pink 'leisure suit' who owned a Vespa ;)
(in a pink 'leisure suit' who owned a Vespa ;)
Ninj,
Fri 18 Jan 2013, 12:00,
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