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[challenge entry] Nightmare on Pork & Apple Street
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Not so scary now
I'd be his worst nightmare *nyom nyom nyom!*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm. Meaty.


It's important that you watch what you eat.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# She's being modest
She could get all of that in her mouth
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Gag reflex FTW
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# It takes practice, but you can learn to ignore the gag reflex


APPARENTLY!

ahem
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# A statement like that requires a demonstration.
;)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# It's actually very useful
If I have a tickly cough I can scratch the back of my throat :O)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Just thinking about that is making me gag.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# i have heard if you
squeeze your thumb inside your fist, it overrides the gag reflex.
i don't think i'll ever get the chance to test it...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Never say never
You've got to have a dream!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# It's the purple egg that I find disturbing
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# sexy
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Any idea who she is?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# zzzzzzzzz
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:11, archived)
# That is not how 'squared' works.
Ennui = Middle Class Comedy, maybe.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Needs more brackets
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:32, archived)
# I didn't want to be that guy
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:33, archived)
# neither did I.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:59, archived)
# besides
(MC x 2) isn't as catchy.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
#


Hello everyone, want to play a little game? You are invited to pick three sausages from the gallery of source images above. You will score points every time a challenge entry is posted that uses one of your images. At the end of the week, I'll run a complex sausage-matching algorithm to determine how many times each source image has been used. Simply post your three choices below

Additionally: You don't score on your own entries, and if an image uses more than one source, points are multiplicative.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:07, archived)
# I'll go for
#1 #6 and #10
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:09, archived)
# 2,13, and 12
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:12, archived)
# 11, 12, 13.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:15, archived)
# 5, 10 & 12
Have a pea
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# 1, 11 and 13 please, Carole.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# Seeing as 12 is already on the board are only entries after this point counted?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:23, archived)
# I thought about that
but it would be far too much effort to figure out what counted and what didn't

It's tactical, innit?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
# It's just that one from what I saw :(
I'm already losing!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
#
#6, #9 and #10
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:19, archived)
# ooo! 1, 2 & 13 :D
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
# #5, #13, #14
Definetly wieners
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# #9 with rice and noodles please
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:31, archived)
# ooh you rebel
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Wait I just bothered to read the bit underneath so now I understand this
#2 and #13 too please.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:39, archived)
# #1, #5 and #9
also that gif of Tom Green, if possible
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# #9, #11 and #13
:)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# 6, 8, 11
it's like a sausage factory in here
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# 1, 6 and 16 please sir!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:49, archived)
# hooray for preemptive sausage use
#12 #14 #16
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:51, archived)
# Hot stuff.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:56, archived)
# hahahaha !
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:58, archived)
# sizzler!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:56, archived)
# Dance, Kevin, Dance !!
where kevin == sausage
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:18, archived)
# Yay
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:24, archived)
# That is exceptionally good.
And full of wonderful. Have some clickage.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
frying alive!

*wanders off to find bacon*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Woo!
have a hug
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# I will shed a tear as I eat them.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe I would enjoy a bowl of your complementary mustard.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:23, archived)
# deserves more comments than <NIL>
even though you seem to have your boards crossed
BUT

I LIKE IT! W/Y/H!

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# haha funny faced fucker :DS
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "I've got your sausage right here..."
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:15, archived)
# British pride
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:28, archived)
# soundtrack for this image available here
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:43, archived)
# & Claws"

Also:
irishtaxi.org/forum/index.php?topic=12594.0
they've got a bunch of yours there.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:54, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck ?
that all's going to give me nightmares.

momo: draw me a piture of this instead: blog.timesunion.com/hottopics/smothered-to-death-by-breasts/13633/
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 6:02, archived)
# Haha
maybe later, I'm in the middle of something right now.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 6:18, archived)
# this is exactly the reason I got up early
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:56, archived)
# *claws out eyes*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# I never thought I would see prince Philip stick his cock in a black box again.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Stupid Windows
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 4:48, archived)
# spang!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 4:52, archived)
# press start button to stop
well done that man
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:12, archived)
# They are benchmarking
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:30, archived)
# oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FFS
SPANG!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Smoked Churchill Bratwurst
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# a malenky bit of the old in-out in-out
animate it. animate it hard
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Proper horrorshow.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# TAKING IT IN THE MOUTH
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:22, archived)
# How To Be Offended
The internet's bred a generation who don't know how to deal with being offended by shows, performers or art. Here's how you do it.



Click for bigger (383 kb)

(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Can you repeatedly email this
To my Daily Mail reading parents....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:19, archived)
# yahoo news readers are on a par with daily mail
in fact a lot of news readers/posters are batshit mental
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# It's odd, it's like they go out of their way to find things to be offended about
Even though it has sweet f*ck all to do with them and doesn't affect them in anyway.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:32, archived)
# Man, Yahoo news comments are depressing.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:33, archived)
# their news isn't that hot either
i read them to see how the other half lives.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:09, archived)
# It takes a certain type of person to read a news article and think "I'm going to make sure a bunch of strangers know what I think about this"
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:42, archived)
# ^this indeed
Bogan would be the word - for here
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:52, archived)
# whatareya ?
yob or wanker ?

:)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:11, archived)
# A bloody drongo, actually...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:21, archived)
# christ on a stick
i'm offended by that
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:30, archived)
# Isn't it much the same as commenting on pictures?
I comment on Guardian articles sometimes.
Fuck it. I'm a twat, aren't I. Why didn't you guys tell me sooner?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 6:03, archived)
# YOU TWAT MOFAHA
now imagine reading this in 2004
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 7:58, archived)
# where's the option of grabbing an automatic rifle and shooting anything that moves,
preferably in a school enviroment?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:27, archived)
# can you show me how this applies to the pron schoolteacher ?
can you imagine the look on the headmasters face when the kids showed him/her/it
the pr0n of their teacher..its biology ! its art ! its ... its ...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:44, archived)
# That is fine, right up to 'sensitive to you'.
There is much to be said for standing up for those who are not able to retort.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:32, archived)
# this should be taught in schools
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] SAUSAGESSES FTW
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:21, archived)
# I FEAR THIS
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:29, archived)
# FINGER LICKIN' BAD
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:42, archived)
# My sheer fright upon seeing this... I can't put it into words. I just... I...
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:43, archived)
# pert
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:56, archived)
# now with 100% fat
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:54, archived)
# Sexy!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 5:00, archived)
[challenge entry] They rock!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:00, archived)
# Take me down to the Cumberland city
where the flesh is green and the herbs are gritty.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:12, archived)
# meeeaat, on the booo-ooo-o-o-oo-nne
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:18, archived)
# *guitar solo*
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:21, archived)
# na na na na na na nana
*in my head at least
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:24, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:17, archived)
# Sweet Choriz'o Mine
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:25, archived)
# Quite good, but:
Desruction?
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:52, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SAUSAGES


This week's challenge revisits familiar yet fertile territory: sausages. Celebrate their power and meaty magnificence through the gift of Photoshop. Sausages.


(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bangers!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
# I guess reposts will come in packs of eight then.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:36, archived)
# with 2 on average being made of ground up horses
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] They will come on a plate.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 4:58, archived)
# CANDLE!


3 years - 3 fecking years.

I swear I only nipped out for 5 minutes, this place was perfectly ok when I left.

It's all YOUR fault.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Quite...quite....
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] late entry for the compo
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:06, archived)
# GAAAY
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)
# toodoloo motherfuckahhhhhhhahlahlahlahlahlah
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Yeah, can't remember the actor's name for the life of me though.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Dr. Ken Jeong.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Ahh yes of course! I think he became a physician before he became an actor.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Trufax.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:58, archived)
# I'm almost inspired
to make a Mr T robot with "Mr T Ate My Balls" TOAP'd over it.
but mostly, I won't.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# a Mr T robot
would be scary as hell
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# I think you'll find my seams scarier...
The problem is that I'm using a right handed mouse so my pictures are crap....
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:36, archived)
# your mouse has hands?
that would make it difficult to hold
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Fresh balls, please.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)
# he can go all day
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Numb.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)
# I saw the one man show he did on the bbc,
It was one long cry for help. Funny too.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# It was.
the gorilla was the best bit
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:27, archived)
# ^ this
As cries for help go, it was definitely a good laugh.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
# pffh :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
# ahahahahahaha fucking hell
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:38, archived)
# :D
and this isn't going in a new thread:
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# But there's.....oh.....
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# A classic, revisited with unusual trousers.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)
# I had a pet bee once
As a student we came across the phenomenon of putting a fly in the freezer putting it into a kind of cryogenic stasis, when you warm it up again the fly becomes reanimated.
I drunkenly had the idea of doing the same with a bumble bee. While frozen I glued a thin piece of thread to the bee, then once reanimated I took it for a walk (fly).
I even got an old lady to hold it for me while I went into a shop.

I realise that story is more at home on /Qotw, but I don't like it there anymore.

On a final note, big big thanks to you Polished Turd for your help with the photoshopping you helped me with, it is greatly appreciated
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Wow,I think I'll try this when the bumblees return.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Hair the size of a planet.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is amongst us.

Your choices:

* Animate a painting: Paintings aren't as good as TV because they don't do anything. Improve them by turning them into animated gifs.

* Ruin old films with modern technology: Would Brief Encounter be so sad if they had access to Facebook? Would Planet of The Apes be a shorter film if Charlton had GPS and Google Maps?

* Graphs II: make stupid graphs (we've done it before, but it's good)

* One-word challenge: Sausages

Your vote here:




(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# We've done Sausages before, too
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:15, archived)
# he's not wrong
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
# 432 entries!
Bloody hell, those were the days
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# O_O
oh my!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Graphs II can fuck right off
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Sauságe la Revolución!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Am voting for bangers but putting this pea here...

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Top banger.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Moar Sosij
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# why not all four at once?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# ^oh yes this^
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Quatro Challenge!
All separate, all at once - they're all good image challenges, would be a shame to waste 'em
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)
# I VOTE THIS ^
and sometimes that V
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Photoshop Lance Armstrong with sausages
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# What about casual racism
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# or sexism
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# what
pork sausages shunning the beef ones, claiming they're full of horse?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Ooh animated paintings, been doing that for a university project....
Hours of shoppery with slices and layers...



or quick and dirty...

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Wow.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Lovely
This is why people should vote A!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:03, archived)
# maybe we'll get another crack at it next week
too good a challenge to skip
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:36, archived)
# ooooo!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:16, archived)
# It's like the noses
follow you around the room
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] DRAW A GAY ROBOT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] k
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha...these are great!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, are we allowed secondsies?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
walls have ears
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 0:11, archived)
# NSFW
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Robot or GTFO
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:44, archived)
# ROBOTIC PENIS HOOK, ENGAGE!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:45, archived)
# MAXIMUM PUBES!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
# erm
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 22:33, archived)
# umm
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:14, archived)
# Something, something, four skin jobs, something...
something four skin jobs something...The classic Batty Boy.

(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
#
Without wishing to be seen to be condoming the term, I think you mean botty boy.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# No, he's Rectus-6, you see.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)

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