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well I wasn't expecting that!

bimh apologies

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:03, archived)

Make no bones about it he's ribbing us.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:30, archived)

I keep trying to remember his name

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An Egg ,D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:48, archived)

Madonnararara

(mrwoggle, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:02, archived)

Top hummus

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:03, archived)

Nice shadow work on the footballs :P

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)

Ah, the hand of God.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:07, archived)

All hail Sir Pope Francis Boyle IIIIIIIIIIIXIIIIIIIIIII.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:55, archived)

No? Sod you then.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:21, archived)

Fuck your granny's haunted pussy, surely?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:36, archived)

youtu.be/ZbyrV4IUpnY

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:50, archived)

Missed that one :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 1:27, archived)

I was doing some colouring in and noticed that she looked inexplicably surprised

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)

Contains 10% horse

Also, moar pubes required.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:51, archived)

3 per ball is ok.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:02, archived)

So would you with

a threat to your rear of those proportions.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)

(orbojunglist, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:39, archived)

Oooooh creepyyyy

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:59, archived)

F'taghn!

(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:22, archived)

Fictional tentacle rape is ok I think

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:23, archived)

Scenario a) Leader of the Catholic Church is announced with a pokey little chimney.

Scenario b) The Antichrist (Jimmy Savile) gets a wacking great headstone.
Mr Mong has spoken.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:14, archived)

nice night for a wahlk

spotify:track:0jWEpHmX9CXluKsr7AAylP (Their Law (Featuring Pop Will Eat Itself) by The Prodigy)
spotify:track:5JMejXFzgKVVE5zyCrf42V (Full Throttle by The Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:33, archived)

Would Sir care for another slice of delicious Semtex?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:55, archived)

everything is fine

spotify:track:1BqGZPqmj8zV5vDVMdUShE (Hamburger Train by Primus)

ta la

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)

Shake hands with Beef.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:18, archived)

i just got to the reply screen and now i can't remember how i got here

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:52, archived)

Wot you doin' here anyway?

Thought you'd retired/ rejected/ retarded/ retread

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:10, archived)

Separated at birth

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Social_Faux_Pas, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:08, archived)

(pi bennett, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:03, archived)

You get nothing for two in a bed.

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:06, archived)

he don't care

he's DA POPE

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:17, archived)

Plus he's already got his B.F.H.

That's his Bus Fare to Heaven.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:26, archived)

Pope Francis I

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nocturne72, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:56, archived)

Divine Intervention of an old conflict...

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:50, archived)

Hahaha!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)

surely God would have called the Malvinas

clicks btw

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:55, archived)

He was translating just to make sure the British got it!

(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)

Yeah, he's a bit sharp that God.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:20, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:05, archived)

Haha:D

(herman:D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:25, archived)

Yep, my first thought at the announcement too.

Don't cry for me, our Malvinas.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:18, archived)

well this was for the panda challenge....

only just got round to finishing it :P

BIGGER i.imgur.com/UKGeq0l.gif

(orbojunglist, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:37, archived)

the solid snake "!" played in my head when i saw this

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:39, archived)

'who's footprints are these?'

always sounded like gary busey to me

(orbojunglist, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:46, archived)

I always thought that just when the enemy are close the last thing you need is a 6 foot exclamation mark and a loud noise to accompany you.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 0:26, archived)

Just a box...

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:30, archived)

i'll drink to that - ed: that's some fine optimizing

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:47, archived)

Everlasting booze bottle.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)

i only drink fuck

imjussayin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:49, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent work as always sir *click*

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Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:48, archived)

hahaha superfun

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)

nicely!

and well dundid for getting all that under 400k

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:52, archived)

Hahah:D

Nicely:D

(herman:D, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)

'ning

cfb

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:35, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:36, archived)

Their hats look like teapot lids.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:37, archived)

i "i like this"d your earlier one of these

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ClanSoul, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:38, archived)

let's hope he has hind-sight

*runs*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:45, archived)

Stag gering

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:26, archived)

Dear Hover-Deer, tanks for the juice.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:45, archived)

found this

Click for bigger (189 kb)

(Rrose Slavy, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:29, archived)

ticket

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)

GOOGLE!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 22:02, archived)

on the subject

So many sponsors..

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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:01, archived)

The new Pope Francis I

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— I'm sure I've seen this guy somewhere before...

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)

Ha!

You beat me to it by about 2 seconds!

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Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:21, archived)

~~I'm sure I've seen this guy somewhere before...~~

Just seen that Jim Bowen as Pope thing on Facebook

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 7:16, archived)

Pope!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)

he'll soon bee tuggin tigger

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:55, archived)

So.. anyone wanna buy a new motor?...

(Testicles just for you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:30, archived)

Ordained and worried about getting banged up?

Talk to Frank.

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:34, archived)

They have given him his Latin name Pope Angelo the first

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:37, archived)

pope in 'generic old white man' shocker.

Wish angelos was pope.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:16, archived)

..and iiiii would walk 500 more...

just to be that man who walks one-thaouwsaaahhnd maahls

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:16, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:44, archived)

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:43, archived)

Quick & Dirty...

...and my first after too many years lurking - please be nice...

Couldn't see him as anyone else on the balcony...

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Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)

1982 pope mobile, talk to me...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:29, archived)

hahaha..he was great

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)

ALL HAIL POPE FRANK

Obvious Papum.

Click for bigger (150 kb)

(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:50, archived)

yes

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:00, archived)

You know it is

It really is

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:49, archived)

Timperley City has a nice ring to it...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:30, archived)

'fantastic'

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:04, archived)

The parting on the right...

is now the parting on the left.

A Who reference.:)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:05, archived)

*click* - Not worth it's own thread...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:08, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:33, archived)

Little Frank gets to be Popemobile driver.

(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:55, archived)

or...

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Conman the Barbarian, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:16, archived)

Congrats, Jorge!

(idea nicked from Coast of Yemen)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:36, archived)

That's a bad case of scrotehand he's got there.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:37, archived)

something something indiana jones

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:40, archived)

Pope Malvinas the First

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:40, archived)

Yeah

Wondering if it'll quieten down the Argentinians a bit? The Argentine government tries distracting the citizens from their economic problems with a bit of sabre rattling, patriotic stirrings and finding of a common enemy. Then the church comes along and gives them something else to be proud and patriotic about.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)

Arf! Beaten to it

Couldn't find the source

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)

The president of Argentina said that the Catholic Church under his leadership was reminiscent of "medieval times and the inquisition".

Sounds like he'll fit right in

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:00, archived)

Perfect

Coast of Yemen: Your hummus provider since 2007

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:35, archived)

Yay

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:47, archived)

A dead man, as figurehead of a religious movement?

It'll never catch on

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:51, archived)

Beaten to it!

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:51, archived)

Darken the hair

And you've got Bradley Wiggins.

...

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)

Here you go

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:56, archived)

Not far off

Bradley needs to grow higher/more prominent cheekbones.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:05, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:06, archived)

That'll do Wig, that'll do

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:06, archived)

St James of Savile

Can only be a matter of time

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:51, archived)

When they find out that all those women were lying about someone unable to defend themselves in order to get attention and/or compensation, you mean?

Nah.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:59, archived)

What women?

Oh...

Once again, I get my news from b3ta

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:02, archived)

The women with the power.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:11, archived)

Well, they've elected a new Pope now

Everyone, photoshop all the leading candidates so you can post the new Pope within a minute of the announcement!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)

ha ha,

What a surprise, they've picked an old duffer. Conservative too. Great.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:19, archived)

5 minutes ago I was sitting in front of a TV in Poland

thinking exactly the same thing (plus big ears) and 'why the fuck am I even watching this? Sweet Jesus, I'm a good English protestant atheist for Christ's sake.
I predict Falkland War II before Christmas.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:34, archived)

Photoshop inspiration, probably

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:38, archived)

I think they're probably after a safe pair of hands.

A safe pair of soft, child-caressing hands.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:45, archived)

He looks like the pant-sniffing councillor!

static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/13/1363202311804/8e95fccb-41d5-47a7-8cfa-2a5f5aec7697-460x276.jpeg

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:19, archived)

Why has he got a fish slice down his back?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:24, archived)

almost this...

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)

they pick the wrong pope?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:32, archived)

the wrong Mod

I think..............................
;D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:34, archived)

There is a right one?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:35, archived)

imchoked must be having a massive angry-wank right now

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:42, archived)

Ahahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:58, archived)

...or a victory shit. It's difficult to predict.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:40, archived)

Should be like voting in the image challenge. We're basically a conclave.

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)

EXCEPT WHEN MU DECIDES TO PLAY GOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:58, archived)

It's an outrage

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:40, archived)

haha, that's terrifying

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:44, archived)

soured fuck

Sauciest Havier Insult

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:14, archived)

The first one is my favourite, so I voted it for it...once.

imjussayin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 20:36, archived)

Ooohhhh fuck

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:41, archived)

Well someone's a bit sour!

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Frogbeat, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:41, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:31, archived)

That's me 94% of the time.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:44, archived)

Getting lemon juice in your eyes when your tears are also lemon juice must be a bitch.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)

that's a scary thing to find at the bottom of your gin and tonic

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:00, archived)

new style

great fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:14, archived)

When life gives you lemons...

FACERAPE.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:20, archived)

When life gives you lemons,

look! Lemons!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:41, archived)

not so fucking acceptable
Gary Oldlemon

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 19:54, archived)

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