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[challenge entry] I said ping pong balls not kim jong's balls
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
# oh, that poor chicken
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 14:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Nwot
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Fucktongue.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:46, archived)
# ^this!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# !!!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Fuck Pow
Enter the fuck
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Zak Lee
:D
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 13:56, archived)
# oooOOOOwwWWWWWEEEEOOooooowwwwWWWEEEOOOoooooo
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# ooobeedoo
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# is he the chosimba one?
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Good moaning.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 11:58, archived)
# good afternoon
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
# love the image name
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 21:27, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:35, archived)
# And then I'm like...

(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:14, archived)
# But then he was like...

(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:15, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Tha'ts pretty damn ace
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:20, archived)
# He'll have to catch me, first.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Pelt the sloth
in his big white face!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:01, archived)
# err... whut?
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
#

(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# oh my gob
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:54, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 1:23, archived)
# Hahaha lovely.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 1:28, archived)
# I'm suit-ably Im-presse-d.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 1:51, archived)
# But of course!
Click
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 8:07, archived)
# VERY good
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 10:14, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:13, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:50, archived)
# was the woman only short then?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:58, archived)
# yes
it was Jimmy Crankie
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:06, archived)
# from footage i think his wife is quite short
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Ah, it's all beginning to make sense, now...!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Dean Crunch 2 and his Rolfaroo
Gies a wee blow on yer didgeridoo
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:46, archived)
# lol!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# OoooErrrr!

(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 7:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 9:45, archived)
# I'm actually fairly upset that Rolf is getting caught up in this
I mean people used to always joke that every weirdo probably fucked kids but I still had this idea that some people were just a bit weird, now it looks like everyone who does anything for charity and wears a strange coat has something to hide.

Bill Gates wants to invent a new condom also
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 12:22, archived)
# I can't imagine a Bill Gates condom being very popular. What if it crashes and gives you AIDS?
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] robobox?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:29, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar and expect change.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:32, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:33, archived)
#
That is fucking excellent
(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:36, archived)
# :-D
My first ever FP:

(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Darth Valin
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Daft Punk = hell yeah. Skrillex = hell no.
Yet this mix is one of the best things I've heard all weekend.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:14, archived)
# SaC
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Skrillex are Cunts
Spend more time on /links, dear boy
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Surely SiaC?
Skrillex is a solo act.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 0:27, archived)
# I spend no time on /links these days.
Hell I barely spend time on b3ta these days, final year of uni and all that.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 3:26, archived)
# It was birthed on /links.
In this instance, it means "Skrillex's are Cunts". It stems from the fact that an estimated 50% of /links think Cats are Cunts.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
# The percentage is much higher than that!
more like about 70%
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:10, archived)
# *Ur
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Paradiddlin' wi' Padmé!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Drums, yeah. He's hell on the old skins.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:25, archived)
# new images of boston bombing suspect released.


shocking revelations of plan to fly a bomb laden catcopter into the empire state building.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 19:50, archived)
# I thought Bomb Laden was dead now?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
splendidness.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Gripping stuff.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Nooo!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 8:59, archived)
# I lolled.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 11:50, archived)
# I have no idea either.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 19:43, archived)
# I don't know why but...
Hahahaha
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 19:49, archived)
# ^THis
Hahah
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
Genuine Lol
(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:36, archived)
# this is fucking
genius
(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:43, archived)
# this is how it happens
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:45, archived)
# fuck! it IS true....
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Evil bastards! one bit my finger once, the fucker wouldn't let go!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# They can be surly birds.
Seen one wait for a toddler to get within range before blasting it over with a gust from its wings.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Wild Swan used Air Cutter!
The attack was super-effective!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I was feeding it bread throught the car window.
Girlfriend said something, I turned around to look at her, swan bit my first finger and just wouldn't let go!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Are you made of gingerbread?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I think it wouldn't let go untill it had swallowed the bread...
Thing is I don't think it could swaollow the bread because it had my finger in it;s mouth!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# I find this hard to believe as it sounds a bit far-fetched
....that you've actually got a girlfriend :P
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, it was years ago before I got old and started to smell of piss and biscuites!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# One had a good go at trying to eat me (well, my jeans) once.
I just sat and laughed at it until it got bored and sulked off.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Jeans don't bleed like fingers!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Obviously hax.
Bird types don't learn bite.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Back of the bus.
So tough, no hoodie needed.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:54, archived)
# my arm is broken :(
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# poor girl! What happened?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:02, archived)
# fell off a chair changing a lightbulb
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Awwww!
Was alcohol involved?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:14, archived)
# eek
be more careful when changing the light bulbs in a chair
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 23:31, archived)
# never change a lightbulb when surrounded by swans
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Well yeah, keeping a swarm of swans in your front room is a bit cruel.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I sure hope you're kidding.
However, if you aren't, I hope it was worth it. Wink wink. Nod nod.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# nope, just got out of hospital.
bone had to be reset under general anaesthetic
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Damnit, we need you in one piece.
I decided to eat breakfast in a tree once.

At least now you can get all of those signatures on your cast. I wish I had saved mine.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# the kids will probably draw fish on it
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# :(
Hope you stop being broken soon.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# me too
i can't knit
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# Lets hope your bones still can!
...
Because that's what bones do when they heal. Knit together. LAUGH DAMMIT, I'M HILARIOUS!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:15, archived)
# comedy gold right there
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# take me back to surgery, i need my sides stitching
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Did the arm get treated by the knit nurse?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Ow dear, get well soon. left or right?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# left
and i'm left handed
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Oh dear.
I had mine in plaster for 3 weeks once, you soon learn to do things differently if that's any consolation..
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:28, archived)
# yeah, i did the right one years ago
definitely time to go home and get to bed. haven't slept for 2 days, except when i was under anaesthetic
'bye all!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Night night..
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Well no wonder you broke your arm, it's God's way of trying to save your soul.
Drive out the demons!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# As a person who regularly pretends to be a doctor, I prescribe complete rest and copious amounts of alcohol.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# definitely no booze
that would not be wise
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:23, archived)
# I'm a doctor and you should totally obey me.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:25, archived)
# you're no hypnotoad
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:26, archived)
# *waves arm mysteriously*
He is a doctor. You should obey him.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Now I know you're not well, what the fuck did they give you at hospital to make you sart talking like this...
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# morphine
g'night
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Morphine is nice :-)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha:)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Intermission
(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:01, archived)
# he's wearing a red top
it's expected
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Don't look now
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:51, archived)
# bastard birds!
asbo their ass!
(, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Sorry Fresh Water Mole - saw this and thought of "you know who" :-)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Hopes it doesn't need a poo..
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Jeremiah Cluster.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Anusol works a treat on that..
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] YOLO MO FOs!

And I managed to use a Maggie Thatcher pic! \o/ woo! look at me being all topical!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# ...unless she re-spawned at her last save point :O
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:40, archived)
# That needs instant compo-ing!
*click
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Haha, never thought of that!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:50, archived)
# I dumped my entire back catalogue onto the board the other night...
Then I posted all my vaguely compo related peas up!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:23, archived)
# You share a b3ta day with Clansoul
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:37, archived)
# I expect you to remain dead, Mr. Bond.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# BBL...

(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:21, archived)
# C'mon Hwang, gizza smile!
Her arms look very Stretch Armstrong-y
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Rob?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
#
Newly-engaged Jennifer Aniston hides her engagement ring as she leaves the cinema in North Carolina. Aniston took time out from shooting her new movie, 'We're the Millers' to watch comedy film 'The Campaign' at a nearby theatre in Wilmington.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# You know your gossip dude!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:52, archived)
# it's actually embedded in the image file's EXIF :D
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:55, archived)
# What is this of what you speak?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:05, archived)
# JPEG images allow you to embed the image's specifics
...date, time, camera model, shutter speed, flash or not, etc...
also comments can be embedded within the file. I have the Firefox plugin FXIF 0.4.6 which allows me to see the EXIF simply by right-clicking and selecting 'properties', like this:
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I got all the camara info and country and everything on there.
but not the title or caption.
and to tell the truth I thought all that stuff disapeared after being edited in photoshop, is it possible to get rid of all that info or not?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# yus..
To remove all the metadata from a photograph, just right-click the files inside Windows Explorer and choose Properties. Now click the Details tab and select the option that says “Remove Properties and Personal Information.”

Choose “Remove the follow properties from this file” followed by “Select All” and click OK. All the private metadata tags are now erased from the photograph.

Sauce:
www.labnol.org/software/exif-data-editors/14210/
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Thankyou, bookmarks for later..
just been wading through the wiki page about it...

Edit, also just learnt how to do it in photoshop
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, if they need to hire cheaper actors... "What a saga, Mark!"

(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# oh hai mark!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:47, archived)
# You are tearing me apart, coffee-lid face!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# i thought she looked dashing
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Good crikey!
A relationship wouldn't work, I only have a mini-disc. (fnarr, fnarr)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:00, archived)
# you're gearing up for something better then?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Well, this one's a compatibility issue.
That woman shouldn't be driving along with an open bonnet :/
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Jar Jar Binks!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Liddia!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Gives it a go!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:51, archived)
# The after-effects of a spanging are well-documented.
I swear her hand's reaching out of the screen to get me... gah! *chokes*
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:19, archived)
# The hand is post production 3D!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# faces with 'things with faces' faces
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:50, archived)
# ...like THIS!
see? :D :D
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Charles will sort him out!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# "If you strike your mother down, Charlie,
you shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!"
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Oww there's athought!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Remember, they're spiky for a reason!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# squidgy!
that blood looks tasty!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Mmm
reminds me of squeezing a jam doughnut...
(and: woo!)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I think I'm still half asleep. But bear with me here. Tarantino directing Reservoir Hedgehogs.
This would be playing in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6j-NqiEnHc

(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# nice!
.i wanna enjoyable listen the cool tune.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:04, archived)
# whoah! I went to google translate, and sent this to french, then back to english, and got this...
I want to listen to the melody pleasant freshness.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# I wonder if there's a website that collects all of the badly written foreign instruction sheets.
The Chinese ones are the best. I just bought a digital scale. The instructions are entertaining.

Also, that tune is about the cheeriest thing I've ever heard.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 19:40, archived)
# it really is a fun song!
I just wanna put on my gogo boots and prance around like Nancy Sinatra
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 20:29, archived)
# today they should name the /board ; '/pedro'
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 15:45, archived)
# also, paul_p's RP inspired me to whore this...
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 15:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Which in turn inspired me to do this....You me and Abrams what a team!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# all I want to do now is break out the old ELO LPs :P
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:10, archived)
# I hear their very best of album was their best :-)
Get yourself booked on a prog rock cruise!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22098778

(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:17, archived)
# regarding your link -- we have a few casinos nearby. ...all the washed up musicians i can eat :D
...but that actually sound kind of nice
;)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# I'm reading that in the voice of Schwarzenegger...!
I'd go on one of those cruises if I could afford it.. but can't :-(
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Hello sexy :-)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# LEAVE CLANSOUL ALONE!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# ouch!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Phwoarr
Admittedly, she'll never be able to get a T-shirt over her head...
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:43, archived)
# on the plus side, she won't have to worry about getting her body caught in a cat flap
mmmmm, catflaps
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Quiet today.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Hey! I've got got an idea...
[MOD EDIT: not here, not ever, Pedro -- be nice]
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Now now, no rudeness here

(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 16:44, archived)

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