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[challenge entry] In
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This will probably be my sole entry in this challenge.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:38, archived)
# This shoe is making me ill.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Heel never sell that.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pre-program, forget the commute and wake up REFRESHED with BIG TRAK SHOES*!!!
forget the commute and wake up REFRESHED with BIG TRAK SHOES*!!!

*Prawn alarm clock is an optional extra.

P.S. Don't forget it's "A Field in England" tomorrow night at 10.45pm GMT on Film 4 b3ta! I'm not associated - just really looking forward to a good film!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Yay for BIG TRAK!!!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 21:57, archived)
# ACTIVATE RAPE ALARMS!!!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha.. smooth....
.
Just dropping this here..
.

.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Cheers!
P.S. The lady pictured was handed her P45 two minutes after arriving at work for public indecency.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:09, archived)
# I have an urge
to buy two Big Traks off eBay and makes a pair of these (not that they'd support my weight)!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:43, archived)
# If you buy the trailers too you can take boozes everywhere!
They are pathetically flimsy, however.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:48, archived)
# I wish I had them for tomorrow...
going to Beat-Herder festival on the train and half of my rucksack is taken up with booze!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:52, archived)
# That means you'll see Public Service Broadcasting!
I love Spitfire...also the beer! ENJOY! Looks like you'll get fantastic weather there in the Ribble valley too!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all coming true!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 20:32, archived)
# heheh
mumsn3t
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Boots count, right?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:01, archived)
# An end to wet pussy misery.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:35, archived)
# WADEY!!!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:39, archived)
# :D
Wader Cat! Yay!

(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:40, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] bover spider

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________

spotify:track:54mian1L1oUV6GndgY7FDc (Them Bones by Alice In Chains)_________________________________________________________________________________
Hannibal Horse best prequal?






spotify:track:5vsEHogekAwsnzlLBFeBNA (Would by Alice In Chains)__________________________________________________________________________________________
FACEBURGER'S GAME
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 20:03, archived)
# epic
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Haa cha cha chaaaa
I've got MILLIONS of 'em.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Lovely but I don't want this coming up my plug hole
or into into it.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all... Just roasting a pea
.

.
for the compo!
.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Wahey! I've had Nikes darker than that.
I'm going to use this spot to do a little repost for compo btw
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] And also: this.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:42, archived)
# i just did a numba too in a shoo
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry] There's no place like Earth 2029
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 21:54, archived)
# A Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 would never wear heels that didn't match
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Then so will I
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Does this come in a Nu-Earth bag, man?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Not sure why...
but I like that!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:15, archived)
# and away we fly! :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
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# :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Silliness :)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:03, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Aces!
Moar!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 21:21, archived)
# that's the corridor from alien resurrection
I had to look at it for 2.5 years
(, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 0:47, archived)
# *Nee-naa-nee-naas*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:20, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:33, archived)
# YES!
:D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 0:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
Better not let my wife see this, she'd KILL for a pair of those
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil Shoes...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:21, archived)
# a pair of trainer tamers will sort that right out
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] And this one..
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:52, archived)
# A beautiful way to keep Tiddles memory alive
*wipes tear* nice work BTW
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:54, archived)
# If you've only got one foot...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Satan has never looked so comfy.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Inconceivable!
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:05, archived)
# You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Top arts!!!
WOO and *click* :)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:06, archived)
# I've been watching this movie a lot recently. Good stuff :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Not seen you round these parts much recently....
Everything okay?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:13, archived)
# yep, I'm doing fine thanks!
Got myself a kindle recently, just over halfway through Game of Thrones. It's pretty good.
I pop in here from time to time but I mostly lurk these days.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:18, archived)
# ?
This is either Groundforce, or DIY Misadventures. Or Changing Rooms.

The one on the right is Alan Titchmarsh. Charlie Dimmock on the left. Second right is Lawrence (aka Lou-Ellen) Bowen and second left is the gay bloke with the short hair.

Am I on the right track? Or do I need to watch more home/garden improvement shows to gen up on this sort of thing?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:46, archived)
# It's actually BBC Breakfast news
the one on the right is the weather girl
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:53, archived)
# i think you'll find
that the one on the right is dead
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Great work
and likeness *clicks*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:53, archived)
# As you wish.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:26, archived)
# did ya know...
Liam neeson was offered the role that eventually went to Andre the giant.

And a click and a woo.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Outstanding!
Love them ALLLLLLL!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] *Legs it!*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:46, archived)
# tsk tsk tsk
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:49, archived)
# *groans*
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# jeeeeeeeesus, all that wait for that?
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Yep, I'm SUCH a tease ;)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:08, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Oh jesus Ninj!
So is the right foot the 'flop'?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:55, archived)
# That's the fella!
;)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Could someone please pass me the needle and thread?
I believe that my sides have split...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:29, archived)
# I tried to do one of those Disney pinups that Quentin's been doing. Mine came out weird. What am I doing wrong?

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# it's the optical illusion
she'd never get those ears through the strap on that dress...
other than that, you're there!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I was thinking it was a perspective thing, but perhaps you're onto something...
but perhaps you're onto something...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# i mean, unless it ties up at the back
if it does, then you're fine.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# i don't know, but that dog is mingeophobic
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:38, archived)
# The dog's been through the works, man. Through the works.
man. Through the works.Ever been forced to lick peanut butter from an elephant's whoopsy?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:41, archived)
# not that i can recall
ever been rohypnol'd by a swan?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Not by a swan.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:45, archived)
# damn, just when the conversation gets interesting
time to go!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:47, archived)
# It's always Minge related with you
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:51, archived)
# elephant farts are very windy

...could be all of the dry roasted peanuts
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# They most certainly are...

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:56, archived)
# northwest breeze
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# :D
north Kanye
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# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Look at the state of those nails
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# She probably chews them.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:13, archived)
# The terrible thing is I had to stretch the elephant legs widthways to cover her thighs...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brill
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Shopped only, etc.
Awesome :)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Me too...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:58, archived)
# She's not happy, is she...?
is she...?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:19, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
TOOT, TOOT!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:52, archived)
#

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# Tasty =)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
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# :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
#
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# Hahaaa!
Genuine lols
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:45, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha, great Scott!
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:12, archived)
# That's gotta sting ><
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:27, archived)
# Fucks capacitor-tastic!!!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I love that
So much.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm slowly losing my mind... thanks b3ta...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:12, archived)
# only slowly?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:28, archived)
# it used to be quite a big mind
which is now reduced to she-shoes and punnery...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:30, archived)
# i know the feeling
now i have to get home without breaking the egg in my pocket.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# you're a chicken?
o_0
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:37, archived)
# bwaaark
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
# easy now.
*ruffles feathers*
*realises what that means*
*stops*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:43, archived)
# :>
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# That makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Good work.
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
# cheers mole
thing is, 2 months ago, this would never have been an idea in my head.
I've seen things, man...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:44, archived)
# wrong / right / wrong / right....
take your pick

!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Putin Boots!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:57, archived)
# now do heel hitler!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Badum......
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Just wouldn't have been the same....
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:52, archived)
# god gave sock and sole to you
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:59, archived)
# haha, nice
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:03, archived)
# I hate men who wear Flip Flops thinking that somehow a grey rainy day in the UK is some sunny shit hole they probably go on holiday to
Knobbers.

Glad that's off my chest.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:23, archived)
# it's nice to vent
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll wear them home...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Is that Madonna's foot?
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:47, archived)
# It's her ribcage
:)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha - genuPFFFT
Proper snorted there
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
very good
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:55, archived)
# hahahaha
Comment of the week :)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
# energy-saving, too
as they'd skitter along without you having to walk
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Oooo, nice
Feet huggers?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Ooh yesh!
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:58, archived)
# euw, those are some manky toes
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Cobblers!

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Excellent work
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Corker Moley!
:)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# oh, you silly fucker!
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44, archived)
# pfft...ha ha
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:31, archived)
# I can't help but wonder if I did a hellraiser poster just like this.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Bugger.
Great minds....
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Made me another Disney pin-up for the compo
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:28, archived)
# you're wasted here, q
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:29, archived)
# This place is like a drug to me Smashy
Need my daily fix. I do this sort of thing for cash too. Freelance shopping and shits from home.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:32, archived)
# at least you're getting paid, then
i come here because i'd be bored, otherwise. check the sig to see what that leads to :/
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:34, archived)
# if your employers ever need more staff do let us know won't you!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:34, archived)
# haha
I work for myself, but you lot would the first I'd turn too, if I ever needed help.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Phwooooaar!!
Excellent Q! *Click* :)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Damn, that's pretty.
( ° °)
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:36, archived)
# sure is ain't she?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Now that's a fairy tale I can get behind...
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:36, archived)
# I'd polish her tiara !!!!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:38, archived)
# While I buff her glass
shoes
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Yowser! Humana Humana!
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:44, archived)
# when did you turn into Duckman?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Quack.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:52, archived)
# proper laughed at this
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:56, archived)
# 2nd Best comment of the week!
You came first as well
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Most Stimulating!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:46, archived)
# hubba hubba
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 16:32, archived)
# dribble...
/cold shower
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Lovely!
Harry Ekman I believe. Gets a click.
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] the family doc
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:13, archived)
# from what I've heard, he's a complete airsole
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:20, archived)
# sorry, it.... takes a... while to get, these.... set..... up...there we go!
bad-um-tish!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:22, archived)
# show me your tongue!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:29, archived)
# is he a podiatrician?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Oh Dear
:D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:47, archived)
# At what step of the diagnosis is this?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:11, archived)
# the 'you paid too much for crap' part
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:22, archived)
# he's about to ask her
"is this your card?"
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:23, archived)
# That child is going to be traumatised for LIFE!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Brilliant!!
(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:15, archived)
# soooo
truth finally coming out eh, pedro?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:53, archived)
# drag?
...yeah, sometimes :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:10, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:17, archived)
# my new shoes, unshopped but awesome/hideous*


*delete as appropriate
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 13:56, archived)
# lightning shoes!
*wants*
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:00, archived)
# response so far has been surprisingly positive.
my wife hates them
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:06, archived)
# your wife needs to appreciate lightning more
next time there's a storm, play mussorgsky's night on bald mountain at full blast. she'll either learn to love lightning or shit her kecks.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:28, archived)
#
I've got about half a dozen of these :D
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:06, archived)
# OH YEAH
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
# i should get some of those too
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Usain Bolts?
Nice
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:10, archived)
# they're actually kevin durant's
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05, archived)
# heehee
needs more bra?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:11, archived)
# ze correct reply
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Sexy Beast!!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha! Hooray for stripey horses!
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:45, archived)

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