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[challenge entry] at the world gaythletics championships in moscow
noted campaigner Yelena Isinbayeva begins her interpretation in the YMCA event

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:11, archived)
# no standing cat :(
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Because, when it comes to Putin's anti-gay agenda,
he wouldn't stand for it.
See also b3ta.com/board/10996494
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# there's a cat who walks on its hind legs
in bulgakov's 'the master and margarita', written during the time of another oppressive russian leader.
you can pretend i was thinking about that while i made it if you like.
(i wasn't. i'm not that cultured.)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# damb you!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Ironically I find her really attractive
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Nah, I go for Sue Perkins who has waaaaay sexier eyes, mouth and brain, I reckon.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:36, archived)
# When I'm calling Yew...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# I can't believe that Matt Smith is being investigated, he's not even dead yet
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:04, archived)
# The de-ris didn't work for me
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
#
option 1: "Dave Lee Travis, ex-Radio 1 DJ, faces indecent assault charges"
source: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23716575
option 2: "Dave Lee Travis, the professional name of David Patrick Griffin[1] (born 25 May 1945),[2] is a British radio presenter, best known for his career on BBC Radio 1. He is also known professionally as DLT, The Hairy Monster, and from 1978 The Hairy Cornflake."
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Lee_Travis
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:51, archived)
# wak wak oops!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Snickers Niffing
Don't understand this myself.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:00, archived)
# haha some suspense there
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Diesel Fitter?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:27, archived)
# where did you find them?
I thought id put them in the wash

ah crap i missed my 9th birthday
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Altern 8 Fail
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Every year, there seemed to be fewer and fewer competitors...
...in the minefield marathon.

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
# At least fewer members
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
#

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# BANG! And Usain is gone.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# ding ding
move down the bus please
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# I'm so very, very, very sorry.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# i want this on my wall
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:29, archived)
# I'd love ANY of Simon Bisley's artwork.
I DID just find this though - BARGAIN.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant Darts anyone?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# I dunno about never caught on.
Caught on well enough to ban.
'Due in part to Snow's lobbying, on December 19, 1988, the CPSC reinstated the outright ban on lawn darts.[2] In the previous eight years, 6,100 people had been sent to the emergency room due to lawn darts. Out of that total, 81 percent were 15 or younger, and half of them were 10 or younger. On the week the commission voted to ban the product, an 11-year-old girl in Tennessee was hit by a lawn dart and sent into a coma.[1]'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_darts
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# really?
i played lawn darts last year... well, drunk lawn darts. still won though.
have i broke the law??
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Stay where you are
The police will be along in a moment.

"Wilfully and maliciously playing lawn darts without due care and attention". Should earn you a bit of respect in jail.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# And yet, you know, guns and all that.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:42, archived)
# ^this
You can defend yourself with lawn darts as well.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] bit of cock fightin' never 'urt nobody...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] That lad needs to try out for track & field when he grows up.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] . . . and the inevitable remix.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# are they both weatherwatching?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Try this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_Yard_Stare_(band)
Also, they're not weatherwatching, they're cloudbusting.
Just because.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Dates from Blblical times, that sport
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:54, archived)
# He truly is the Stepfather...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Bantamweight?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Y E S !
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Fuck dude.....
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# This is pretty much how I figured it went down.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Although...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Fuck dude!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I was on about your picture size, don't risk it!
And that's no way to refere to Diana noshing Doddie...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:41, archived)
# !!!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha, I hope you remembered to gaz the mods :-)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# you fucking theif!!!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Camurling (obviously)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# be a good game if there was a thirty foot pit where the bullseye is
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 1000 meter jack-knife


edit: this may be a pike, I'm not sure.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
# hope she don't land on an aerial!!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# I can't even begin to describe
how much this made me laugh
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Ireland'll probably win..they have Guinness
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Shame about Team GB
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Beer has a lot to answer for.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# WE CAME BOTTOM!
lololol
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# is that how they light the olympic flame then?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Yes in a sort of relay thing like they did here only arses instead of torches.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# I'm sorry but that leaderboard is laughable. Going on duration alone I'm a World Champ.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# You can fart longer than 1.22 mins?
Impressed.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Bet it sounds like an idling lawnmower engine
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# I did one this one time
that sounded almost like an ostrich belching.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Oh....I was assuming the unit of measurement was months.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Only applicable in the Para Games.
Clinically obese over 40stone women's synchronised 4's.
Current champions USA.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I know this isn't 'Links',
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Go France!
Does the winner get to play their anthem themself?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] i think everyone would try 'spiers moron'


crap! read that wrong! it's sports that NEVER caught on!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Spurts that never cotton
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bogey Tossing

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
# looks as though it's really taking an interest in doing it!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] B3tafighting.

Also known as "Mod-baiting".
EDIT: Inevitably, the cruelty was protested by P3TA.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] If I crop the polar bear off a previous image, is it still a pearoast?
is it still a pearoast?
A mushy-pearoast mayhap?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] oh wait... relgion and politics survived didn't they.... bugger.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Heavyweight-Parkour
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Inside the matrix.....
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# is this 'shopped or streetcam?
I can't tell thesedays
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# this was not what the weather girls had in mind
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# i like this a lot
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace choice of sauces
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:51, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger coat.......
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Dreyfuss looks like Roy Scheider in a comedy beard in this picture
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# It was the look to have in the 70's
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# this is good,but you're missing out on everyone saying "alright" on /talk
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# *SLOW MO THUNDEROUS TENS DOWN ON A FAT LASS'S TITS*
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
# I've read that 4 times now and still can't work out what it means
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# slapping both hands down on a fat lass's tits... in slow motion
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah but but you're still missing out on everyone saying "alright" on /talk.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Ta but it's way off! that jaws pic is a nightmare
Alwhite?! :-)

Had to hide the thread on this page as all the picture are stopping the board loading.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The dental skeleton

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Carpet munching?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] javelephant
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Due to an unfortunate typo, the Baseball Cat.

EDIT: It's due to a trauma I suffered as a sboolboy.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Anyway about the holiday..
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# i was doing almost exactly this same thing this morning, but had to get ready for work
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:03, archived)
# when I was a kid I won a medal throwing a wellie
all the girls wanted to know my name
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Mellie Wellie?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# A site to be seen on every hillside....
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Does anyone want to come and post on /talk for a bit?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Yeah let's all mosey over for a bit shall we?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# I.... well... I don't know what to say.......
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# say anything in a foreign language ........usually works
arabic's a laugh
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# is there cake ?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Dunno
might be fondant fancies in the cupboard
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# no!
It smells like dirty tennis shoes over there
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Mortal wombat ran away
and the old shoe smell went with him
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# I've heard what goes on over there
It's like Ravenholm meets Mos Eisley, isn't it?

Random repost!

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# more like the tunnels in that crappy little playground inside McDonalds after a weekend of birthday parties
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Random Repost!


(opened b3tards, held Page Down for a spell while not looking at the screen, clicked image)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Random repost
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Like totally random yeah

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Like this Idea!
Rndm Rpst!

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)
# : D : D :D :D
 

 
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# ha! now I remember.
I spent ages shrinking yours until I had one that would actually scan as a link.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# and then there was the time
 

 
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# ah
those were t'days
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Capital idea
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Holy...!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:28, archived)
# I dreaded to think what I'd get
I was right to dread.



What the fuck?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
#

(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
#
I love the weird conversations that the stats board throws up.


14 boris the spider72 72 "Don't worry"
15 Captain Howdy 68 68 "Wank denied."
16 mofaha 67 67 "That's a line from a Smiths song, right?"
17 Shelving 64 64 "Yes, but it mostly puts in."
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# An epic tale.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Surely Atomic asking where his FP is?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Freebase Jenga Cat is worthy of that, but here's the real stat:
"What will your name be next week?"
(asking @/Faceburger/Tits/whoeverheis)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# yeah I'm game....

It takes 1 minute 14 seconds to scroll to the bottom of my b3tards list (just holding down down arrow)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# je ne regrette rien
 

 
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:36, archived)
# hehe, good idea
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Office Weep
Now this is special
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
# fuck me
that must be bad if she smells like shark
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:26, archived)
# random pea. guess what it is?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Art?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Today's cat delivery?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Semi-random repost

The first one I selected was over 100Kb.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Angelina pens up
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Sorry, the letter 'I' is missing.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:13, archived)
# more /talk members right here...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Too brown.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# And I'm not too keen on the holy water recepticle thingy in the church
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# So where the bloody hell are you all?
Posted by Grrry on behalf of the /talk tourist information board.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here.
FP in 5..4..3..
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Throwing MC Hammer...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# the centrifugal force is strong with this one
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# *QI siren noise*
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Stephen Fry looks over his glasses...
"Was that the sentry, petal?"
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)
# *taps nose*
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# *u-bends ear*
Ow!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# crowd control has worked
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Weekend Warriors
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# The HDR Challenge!
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# HDR?
'Hardly Done Right'?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-dynamic-range_imaging

...responsible for more tacky images than the entire suite of instagram filters.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# i have a similar recurring dream
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# they should have this on The Apprentice after Sugarbollocks fires them
I might watch it then
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Would not ride.....
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] From the archives...


Does it count as a sport?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
it's teams engaged in competitive activities. sounds like a sport to me.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
successfully milked a meme
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah,
Idea completely stolen off somebody else. ta to them.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# haha - it was Radio Ulster who fell for this too a few months back
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
#
I was sure it was someone from here that did that wasn't it?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# It's a knock one out
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:04, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)

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