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# Look, b3ta, I smarted up and didn't post a 2000px wide image today

[MOD EDIT - Resized, click for pointlessly huge original]
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Too small ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# now if you could only make some fucking sense it will be ideal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I wonder if this is how rats feel.
Don't you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# i'm not really down with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Stick Peter pointer and Jimmy small out, shake ya hand then say the line...
All will become clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# This is the story
One of my closest friends and I correspond a lot using text messages. Since we're both unusual and work in strange environments, some of our texts, we realized, would look really odd out of context. We thought it would be funny to send them out into the world, bereft of context. That's why I post them here, and why they're stored at outofcontexting.com, because we wanted to see if anyone else appreciated the non-contextual snippets of our conversations.
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:07, archived)
# you do know this is a comedy website yeah, normally consisting of jokes and that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# But if I am a joke, does it not count
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Your friend just texted me this


Good etiquette for blogs is to post once on /links when you have enough entries to launch it. Text-on-a-pic or non-b3ta in-jokes are usually going to get you a flaming. Other than that, stay and play and photoshop some stand-alone jokes that work without knowing about your blog. You can always promote your blog in your sig.

Oh, and this works to shrink image file size: www.picresize.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I sense... meme sign
beware
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# NO PLZ NO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# too late man, the leash has been undone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# *heh heh*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ^____^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# TOAP has its place, man!
Don't be hatin' on well-crafted TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:02, archived)
# A Fllacka Llamas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# you lie.
you just modified teh codez
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# THE CODES
now I get it!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Technically, not lying, it's 1288px wide... but I did modify the tag
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# but it is still 970.37 kB
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# why do you always type your numbers out in CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# numlock or saink
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# we do love you
but consider this an intervention
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Is that the thing where I get a quart of rum and a quart of raw ether?
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i DO know how bees feel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqp_Si4a10E
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Those bees are quite obviously fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I NEED GINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# just stop back by here in Friday afternoons
Rob is here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# ME WANT GINGER GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# you're too picky
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
# We don't really give a fuck about image dimensions.
But why the hell does this picture need to be nearly 10x the recommended filesize?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:46, archived)
# if only they would save the files as bitmaps
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha, yeah your sarcasm doesn't work when a .BMP at the dimensions displayed is 2/3rds the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:55, archived)
# dunno, i've got it up to 4meg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# you're not trying hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:06, archived)
# I miss the days of 5mb bitmaps being posted here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# does it tile?



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:18, archived)
# *IRL Giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:21, archived)
# SILVER TEETH!
GNASH GNASH GNASH
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:25, archived)
# caught one yesterday in the kitchen. was at least 4 cm long! bloody big bugger! sprayed it with wasp killer and it took an hour to die!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:19, archived)
# ...and you could have eaten it in less than 10 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# this is how rats feel as they join the procession of dead on top of ROSEBUD
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:22, archived)
# So you caught it, then tortured it using chemical weapon resulting in a painful and protracted death?
You've so broken the Geneva Convention there. Warcrimes, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:24, archived)
# 4cm is pretty small for a rat.
That's not the way to kill them, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
# This is how rats feel to be lonely
This is how rats feel to be small
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:41, archived)
# this is what it sounds like, when bees cry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Bee b-b-bee, r-rat, r-rat rat
b-b-bee b-b-bee, r-rat, r-rat rat
BLUE MOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# You wouldn't by any chance be a trucker from the west midlands called Dave
who likes to be a Japanese school girl on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Lunchtime
Bit crunchy, mind.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# cook until microsoft
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Tastes thick and crunchy
unlike these 'al dente' modern phones, too crisp and fragile, grump grump
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I was still logged in on the day the board died :(

Damn Froggy - you snuck one in before I could finish ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# HA! one serious mindpiss :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# awww no hands
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE SEAMS
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Oih!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Haha sorry.
It's a lovely day out today. So not dead, people just enjoying the weather. I'm not though!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I remember that day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Oh - so it's a regular event, and then the Phoenix rises etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Nope...still dead...since January 2012.
Game over man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Ah well, back to crayons it is then :(
Who got the blame for the kill?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:02, archived)
#
...of course, FreebѾ is innocent until proven guilty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 19:09, archived)
# Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
#
rises flops around in its death throes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausageface 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:46, archived)
# 'say hello to my little wiener'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I never sausage a thing...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost, Compo, blah blah blah...
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 8:13, archived)
# MASSIVE weiner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:46, archived)
# You killed the board with your repost
I hope yoa'r pleases
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# That's not all that is dead a!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# can you find what you referred to here?
www.b3ta.com/search/board/42654/best

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10980419
And I can't work out www.b3ta.com/board/10929342
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Yay - I like the second thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
# the second one was a lot easier
I cloned areas where the guy was not present until I got a clean background layer.

Then I erased the background from each layer where the subject was progressing (50 of them in this case).

Then, along with the clean background layer, I displayed every 10th layer so I could see 5 instances of the moving subject. This was copied to a single frame.

I repeated this 9 more times while displaying the next 'every 10th layer'

1) xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0
2) xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0x
3) xxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xx
4) xxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxx
5) xxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxx
6) xxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxx0xxxxxxxxx0xxxxx
etc...

when I was done, I had 10 layers that endlessly looped. One nice thing about this type of image is that you can present 50 different positions of motion with only 10 layers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I think that makes sense
but I ain't trying it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# if I can find the PSD file from which I was working, I can link that
a picture and a thousand words and all that, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# That would be good to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
# this is a different pic, but it's the same procedure and effect..
dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/70444184/flipfailspin2.psd

you can hide all but 2 layers anywhere to see how the 'difference' layer blending makes alignment easier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Nice one.
Piece of piss really innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# yeah, but a time-eater sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Thanks :)
I'll have a butchers at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Ah ok I see now :D
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# also, the first one is kind of hard to explain, but it involes temporarily blending supersequent and subsequent layers by 'difference'
...this facilitates more accurate alignment with the layer below as the upper layer is being rotated and aligned with the layer below.

the see-saw effect is just a matter of making the sure that the subject is aligned in the middle and copying the sequence of layers (mirrored and reversed for the 2nd half of the animation)

EDIT: depending on the size of the original GIF I will sometimes increase the dimensions of the entire set of images by 400% to make for even more accurate alignment of frames. When it is all done, I will then reduce it back to the original dimensions
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# I think I kinda get ya.
Will give it a go! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# photoshop tennis anyone, mind you does anyone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:27, archived)
# bivs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Oh no.
That'll stain.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:51, archived)
# COME ON TIM
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# the thousand year umpire
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:58, archived)
# He cannot be serious!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:20, archived)
# The cool grass feels so good

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Needs the glands squeezing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:26, archived)
# it's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 2:38, archived)
# Hahaha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 3:22, archived)
# Hey mofaha! What's America like today?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 3:39, archived)
# This little bit of it right here is pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 4:50, archived)
# oooo - itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:13, archived)
# needs more balls
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Scratch that itch!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# The adventures of a flying colon
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Alright mongy
I'll get on this later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 5:16, archived)
# 40 - Love
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Happy October!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Just the right amount of brown and I love the font.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Faux Renaissance
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Humanism
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Cubanism
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Top work man
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:39, archived)
# how is the water on a downward slope but not over flowing? is that the things magic or saink
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
# that deserves an answer
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Death Camps!
I want Death Camps!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:10, archived)
# this one? all i could find
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Fuck Yeah! Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wj3fTwCfsI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:15, archived)
# It is seen from a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# perfect for water-skiing
you don't even need a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Not brown enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# It's a swamp!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Too much moss and algae then.

The teapot makes me hear Gong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Needs moar font.
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# Invisible Gnome Radio
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:54, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:25, archived)
# He's got the book upside down
Ceres will be displeased and turn his moonshine funny
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:30, archived)
# He is of the Green Pearl Cult.
Every spell is written upside-down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:33, archived)
# The entire book is so cunningly written in upside-down writing that when you turn it around it looks normal.
Worst secret code ever.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah, but it's also written in Olde Croaken.
Can YOU read Olde Croaken? I didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Maybe that's the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Why is that whenever I try to make magic potions it never looks like this?
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# Because you're a cunt
Even your imaginary friends hate you
(Fresh Water Mole 2, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:52, archived)
# OMG! YES!
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Magnificent wand!
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[challenge entry] "Happy Hallowe'en, Ladies!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
# fuckingprawn
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Oh Kurgy, you're so licky!
you're so licky!
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# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
# o/' cheers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# brilliant stuff
really like the colours
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Leaves Of Flame
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:51, archived)
# yea, all the trees have gone like that around here.
although there's no nice blue bunches of grapes/berries :(
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Crushed!
Dust in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Harvester of PUMPKIN
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Don't worry,.........he escapes with the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:47, archived)
# there's a whole series of children's books potentially in that image =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 4:51, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# that's really really nice.
It would make a good halloween 'advent calendar'. Open up Mr Pumpkin on the 31st...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, with a picture of Satan inside!
Fun times!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
# too brown man, too brown
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)
# DARK ORANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Simply complex.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Top Work Sir
Sir Atomic for services to the Board
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:21, archived)
# I'll drink to that.
(well, I was gonna drink anyway) o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:32, archived)
# 'drinks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:40, archived)
# "waiting on the samhain of my souuuuuuul"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQ3fsilOks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)
#
Immortal
Damned In Black
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:45, archived)
# i love the chill in the air around this time of year
that halloween vibe. i always listento a lot of misfits, danzig, samhain and type o negative around this time of year.

and drink.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Speedmetal rules!
Drinks rule too! Ha Ha!! '\o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Sacred Reich is on next
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Watched Megadeth Holy Wars Music Video the other day!
WHEEEEEEEEEW!!!! Fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:10, archived)
# mother will kill mother
spilling groceries across the landing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Ha Ha! I just watched it again.
Fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Bathory now.
'I'm the Reaper...coming for you!'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 2:14, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Shit just got real.
Nice bit of cheese! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 2:03, archived)
# It is a damn fine gold cheese.
Well worth the effort to steal it from your horde. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Llap Goch Master!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Wow, that's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 10:38, archived)
# sup? :P
been a while i finally got to grips with doing a zoom thingie in photoshop.


HUGE IMGUR VERSION
(orbojunglist, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Oh wow I LOVE THAT
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:12, archived)
# oooh smooth
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Wow.
:D
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# super smooth
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:03, archived)
# reminds me of those prezi presentations people do instead of using powerpoint
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:30, archived)
# fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# That's a real mind Bender
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Shit man you've done that perfectly.
Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:24, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 2:16, archived)
# Meanwhile in the InterwebzFUCK orifice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Ceiling Cat wants to trade places.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Now with added!! ;)
Oh and added fp!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Ha!
What - no squirrel? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:14, archived)
# He is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Nicely done Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
also, jeez is that real or switched out to a dummy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Im sure its a dummy!
And good editing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Love the ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# oh this is really great
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahah! Brilliant! Is that an airbag?
Oh... and... you asked for this... (anyone can put their user number in the bit before /best)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/36694/best

I'm intrigued by what the first post is... A genuine tattoo shop website..? Or horselink?

EDIT: Hahaha! Read the comments...Horsey.
:D
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# Mongy said
But thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:19, archived)
# Damn my lazy stupid scroll finger.
:D
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# Seeing the list of all your own Front Pages is pretty cool.
Although I did start to get a bit bored after the 9th or 10th page.
:D
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# cunt
(Fresh Water Mole 2, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# I thought you were dead.
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# wow, i didnt realize you could still reply to old /links posts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:39, archived)
# This is clearly a fake. The clock says 12:10 and it's 21:42.
Shame on you atomic.
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# You got me.
None of it is real.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# 'and for next week's project, you'll be working on FUCK.'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:32, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:39, archived)
# whoa
this has everything
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:00, archived)
#
that made me chuckle too much, clickety fucking click
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Hahaha! I love this!
:D
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# a classic
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell the angry face
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:46, archived)
# ---meme rich---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 6:53, archived)
# fucking epic!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Miley Cyrus lickin' sausage. A personal project.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:42, archived)
# next up: ms cyrus taking a bite out of sinead whatshername
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Banger Montana.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:52, archived)
# *Lays down and awaits death knowing that all the good puns have now gone.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:01, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:54, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# I'm all sausaged out :(

(well, Pooh's arm does look a bit sausage-ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha oh!
Also...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Ha!
That's one agitated banger - and he's grown eyebrows ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:23, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 20:11, archived)
# The blood of the toys keeps him young.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Uh-oh
Cliff's little secret is out :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:23, archived)
# I will not have Mr Thorburn's snooker career tarnished in this way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Richard Curtis, a curate's egg of a writer.....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:02, archived)
# He still has his moments.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:28, archived)
# I don't doubt his skills
He's just not always for the likes of me. My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# looks better than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Emma looks a bit bristly
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:45, archived)
# hahha, i'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:56, archived)
# now and then...
(Loafin Andy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Attack of The Goatse Midgets.
youtu.be/_k2r6YZIu8c
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Ahahaha
'googles'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:06, archived)
# I don't understand this but it is very very creepy and you should compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:26, archived)
# easy for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# make the nose a sausage and co.....
oh! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# looks like a stain on his cummerbund.
Might it be Benedict Cumbumbumberlandbundbercumbatch's cummerbund cum patch?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Aaagh I am confused now and it's only 19:24
'totters off to eat'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Letters... making me dizzy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:03, archived)
# This is what the French would call gateau d'abeille
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Hi there,
please read the FAQ about file sizes (basically keep images under 100k, animations under 400k), it will save you a lot of flaming from bored boarders.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Ok-- reading now-- promise this is the last giant image.
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Touché
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# is it tuesday ?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Must be

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:14, archived)
# I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Don't you queer me pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Would you like something harder?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:56, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Not a fan of the Brie.
Not a big Brie eater.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:24, archived)
# perhaps links?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Matisse - La Danse des Saucisses
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:29, archived)
# raw and naked
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:33, archived)
# FP this now
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Mmmmm Matisse!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:49, archived)
# HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:53, archived)
# \o/
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:12, archived)
# it is most awesome
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff.
Did you tell your butcher what you were using the sausages for?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 2:26, archived)
# Superb
and an admirable dedication to the art
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 8:27, archived)
# Oh bravo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Darwin's Chipolata
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Wow, very nicely done that.
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# you just put the id number of the user in
www.b3ta.com/search/board/23553/best

www.b3ta.com/search/board/23553/frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Where's the 'Death Camps' one?
I need it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)
# i dunno, that was just me using me as an example of how to search
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Oh well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Ooooh... I didn't know about the FP one.
Thanks.
:D

You've got some real beauties!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
# my cat just ate a dead bird
i will send you something that looks just like it in a few days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] haha Head Banger


NWOT and a pea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Slowly. Inexorably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Now this is art
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# you know, you're only hurting yourself with this behavio(u)r
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:34, archived)
# I like the way you animated those two pics of Miley Cyrus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha
you look and view at far too many gifs!! Like myself! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I knew an art graduate who did the chicken-hand thing as their dissertation
(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:58, archived)
# My boxing gloves feel funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 18:51, archived)
# This isn't how I imagined Marco Polo
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# TROLLOL!!!1!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I don't know what this means and I think it means I'm a cunt
But I like it
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Noooooooooooo no no no
It's a kinda Rob/Mod joke thing! Kinda ;)
I think your lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:46, archived)
# make the tracks out of sausage and compo it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:34, archived)
# are you trying to get Paul_P riled up?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Oh, I feel this is far superior in terms of quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
# also, can you make that pic a bit smaller in dimension and size pleasie-weasie?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:36, archived)
# yeah, I'm bored
it's early and my GF (my IRL GF, LOL) is still asleap, and I'm waiting for her to get up and make me brekkie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Try waking her gently!!
*FUCK EDIT*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:43, archived)
# OH SHIT MAN!!
I FUCKING TRIED WHAT YOU SAID, AND SHE STARTED HITTING ME, AND I GOT SCARED, AND SQUEEZED HER NECK REALLY HARD!!

NOW SHE'S NOT BREATHING!!!! WTF DO I DO?????

YOU TOLD ME TO DO THIS, WHAT DO I DO NOW MAN?!?!? U HAVE TO HELP MEEE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:51, archived)
# WTF!!1!
I didn't tell you to do shit man!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:53, archived)
# WAIT, YOU DELETED YOUR COMMENT!!
IT'S ALL UR FAULT, BUT NOW NOONE WILL BELEAVE THAT YOU TOLD ME TO KILL HER
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:54, archived)
# You need help.
Call 9199111191991111191111 or what ever it is!
Off to jail and no more headaches for me with them spiny gifs!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:57, archived)
# they give u headaches for real?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:08, archived)
# No!
But it gets on my tits that I can't work out how to do 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# COOL! ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:13, archived)
# which one, for example
I can try to give a quick tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Bloody hell
You haven't posted one in the last 7 days! Well not one like what I'm on about. I will let you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:24, archived)
# you know what?
I just spazzed over to your profile, and u have too many FPs

(:EDIT: My spazzyfingers didnt let me finish...)

I won't help you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Just because you have 0.5 FP's!
You wanna look at how many some people have!
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=29846
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=42173
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=46786
AND BEST OF ALL.... www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=13
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:40, archived)
# monkeon is clearly extorting something from someone


EDIT: There is also a URL I have seen in the past that allows you to see which of a users posts were most liked.

you know it? (no, not /popular )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:51, archived)
# I have been trying to find that too!
:( someone help
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Good job someone screen caps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Omg i didn't say that. Now i have been stitched up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# There's ALWAYS a patsy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
...rather Muhaaaahaaaaaaa..
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Hallmark Moment.
Hall
Skid
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:44, archived)
# i can't quite see it, is there a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Amazing.
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Boredom
Do you know how to make you image smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:54, archived)
# I will try
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# I'm new here
And I don't know what any of these references mean, but the sausages, so many sausages.
(pfftpfft, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:55, archived)
# You have two options!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:59, archived)
# FUCK - no one told me there's a FAQ
Suppose I'd best read it then ;)
EDIT: ah - it's full of words *changes mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:15, archived)
# what about option 3
TITZ or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:56, archived)
# <img src="http://s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/36694/1380978134/Sewage2.jpg"/>
Edit your post and copy and paste /\ that into the 'message' box. Or don't :D It's a wee bit smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:17, archived)
# oh shit, what has Mickey Rourke done to himself now?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
# make the cat's nose a sausage and compo it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
#
looks like the crazy governor from Walking Dead
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:27, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Morrissey
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 5 Oct 2013, 13:29, archived)

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