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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Nicely! :D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like that so... *CLICK*
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
# i'd leave my rod out for her, if u no wut i mean *wink wink*
this is so opposite, yet dead on at the same time -- they should call it maskbook.com
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I don't do facebook
But if I did, this would be it.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# It allows me to stay in touch with people I genuinely care about, for free.
But the airing of dirty laundry appears to be a strange side effect of having more than 100 friends on Facebook.

Most of the people I know with numbers below that never feel the urge to moan about every inconsequential detail of their lives.

The weirdest bit is that they never actually say what's wrong until at least 12 other people have demanded to know what's happened. They'll just add bits like "I really don't want to go into it on here" until the begging reaches a level where they then tell you absolutely fucking everything.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Very true
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 16:29, archived)
# I did briefly try it
Then remembered why I had lost touch with so many people in the first place. But it was nice, for a short time at least, to know what people I hadn't seen or thought of in 20 years were having for breakfast.

EDIT: Bear in mind though I'm a strange one for communication. I have, but don't use, a mobile. My logic being: If I'm not at home, it is because I'm out. If I'm out, I'm DOING SOMETHING so don't have time to talk anyway. My mobile is for car breakdowns, calling taxis or emergencies.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Oh...I thought their primary use was as an alarm clock...
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)
# I use an alarm clock
for that. I know, I'm weird.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# funnily enough, I used to carry an alarm clock as I didn't have a watch, or a phone.
I'm a wild eccentric like that.


Then I got OMGOMGOMGPHONEOMGOMGPHONEOMGOMGPHONEGETAPHONE


I don't think life was improved by this.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# I just wear a watch
when awake, and use an alarm clock to wake up. Radical. During the day, I am at work, working. At going home time I look at my watch and go home. After that I am within 12 feet of my home telephone.
If I go out I'm not near a phone, but generally if I wanted to talk to the person calling me, they'd be with me.
There is nothing I hate more than talking in real life to a friend only to be interrupted by a beep and be told: "That was Doris! She is stuck at Milton Keynes station because of points failure! She was going to cook Toad in the Hole tonight, but is going to order pizza instead now".

Call me selfish. But I don't care.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I found your name.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Wait, I thought this week's challenge was 'Everything In Reverse'.
NOT 'Everything Like On /talk'.
:D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:21, archived)
# You forgot "I can just about fap to this"
Or is that just youtube.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Morning/Afternoon/Evening :D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Seriously good Sir!
:D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Cheers man
Your go ;)
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Haha
Queen's Tennis? I'll see what springs to mind ;)
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:04, archived)
# What really happened in a French tunnel ;)
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought so!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Ta la!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 8:32, archived)
# ha ha!! lovely :D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Thank you Sir :D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 8:32, archived)
# Utterly fecking brilliant
FP Now
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 22:31, archived)
# never
when you create a new post, it says right there, 'inside jobs are never front-paged'
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 0:50, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 8:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Thanks Monkeon :D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 21:20, archived)
# you were supposed to wait until 13:46 to post!!
you forgot about the post-gayshift 10 hour detente

you are so gonna get b&

also, WOO!!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Oh FUCK yeah
Also... morning
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:44, archived)
# The prevalence of brutality in regular commonwealth families exposed
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:53, archived)
# YES!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Love the glee
On Phil the Greek's face
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Oh this is so good
Hahaha
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 22:32, archived)
# hat tip to polished turd

(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 3:46, archived)
# It's funny because....................(framerate).....................STAR WARZ!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 3:53, archived)
# most embarassing visual record of the performing arts -- ever
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:18, archived)
# You killed b3ta for almost 10 hours.
Fucking Magic!
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 16:21, archived)
# HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUF
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 5:40, archived)
# Poor Pedro :(
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:02, archived)
# how dare you make sport of my traumatic encounter
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:53, archived)
# I hope you know that this is silly.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 7:03, archived)
# Hahaha
What a great thing to see first thing in the morning
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 7:58, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:11, archived)
# whoah!
he's really ramped up production there :D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Kumquat?
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 13:58, archived)
#


(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:34, archived)
# FP This Now!!
Epic
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
# cunt would never fit
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:29, archived)
# 2001: a base odyssey
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
# needs more free
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:30, archived)
# I am enjoying this video installation, thank you.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
# stalled a few times on upload
fucking boozes, lol
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:30, archived)
# YES YES YES
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Oh wow, several more Achewood strips have appeared since I last looked.
One has Nice Pete in.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I only found out about Jerkcity last week
which in turn led me to Jim Woodring

I'm amazed it took me this long, but happy
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 3:04, archived)
# while we're at it, we'd better hide these drugs from the cops
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 3:05, archived)
#

(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:32, archived)
#


(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:33, archived)
#


(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:34, archived)
# the ghost of Dekionplexis is stong in this one
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:38, archived)
# I thought he'd been stealing passwords
the child corpse-posting swine
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:40, archived)
# he once hacked a child
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:44, archived)
# A RATTLESKULL PRODUCTION
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 3:17, archived)
# wow
this is....fucking fuck.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 3:59, archived)
# arg
properly horrible
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 5:37, archived)
# NASTY
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 6:50, archived)
# nice
reminds me of a Tool video
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:37, archived)
# love tool
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:52, archived)
# you see this on /links the other day?
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 1:39, archived)
# that was great apart from the vocals
they were cringe.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 2:20, archived)
# yea wasn't too keen on that bit myself either, but i suppose there's not even many adults who do a good maynard
the drummer is a beast though
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 2:29, archived)
# d00d, their is sumthin worng with u
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:41, archived)
# EXTREME FUCK
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:51, archived)
# cumwitmeifyuvunttoliv
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 1:10, archived)
# amazing
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 7:10, archived)
# This is the future
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:01, archived)
# This is all good japes, sweet briny japes.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Copper's Strike 1984

Maggie really hated the rozzers
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] is that a sober pete docherty?
also, a pea, and binduntofuck:
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:21, archived)
# And a young Lemmy?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:25, archived)
# Is it too soon?

(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Patrick Swayze, hmmm, I liked him better in Captain Ron and Escape from New York
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] One more... and admit it, you know this is true in non-reverso land
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:00, archived)
# hahahaha
The bastards!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Been putting out fire with gasoline, I see?
Happy burning!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Happy CANDLES!!!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Happy candles, Mousing
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
# The burning has ended for us both.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 0:06, archived)
# \o/ happy belated candlez
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 2:54, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Haha. He missed his calling. He wanted to be a pope.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Noooooo
*runs away*
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahah
brilliant
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41, archived)
# This is good
Clicks
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Here ya go
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47, archived)
# bukakke LOLz
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:11, archived)
# I like it
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The compo won and thought I should find this
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Clever that!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# cheers!
i guess it's a smack-up...
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# oooh, this is deep
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIRE
Happy b3taday :)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:35, archived)
# oh crap 9 of the bastards!
I was young once
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Oh I bet you still look as young as ya profile picture ;)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:39, archived)
# my colours have faded :(
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# happy flaming candles day!
IT BURNS!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56, archived)
# ta skug!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03, archived)
# You have just unwon everything!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:36, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Awesome
This is better than Fringe.

Bravo sir. Bravo. CLICK CLICK CLICK.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Thanks for the clickages :)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Nice images too! *click*
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Back page this now
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:48, archived)
# This compo is good
and so is this.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:00, archived)
# this^
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Good one - clicky
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Ha ha...Wow!
'I like this!'
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 1:34, archived)
# Beautiful, just beautiful.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Incredible.
Brings a tear to the eye
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Poetry
:)
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:47, archived)
# I can't believe
it's not butter...
Thanks for all the marvellous comments
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:25, archived)
# rah rah Ras
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Is that the guy from that film?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# no
it's the other, umm, the other guy
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:20, archived)
# you know the one that was in the movie with that one guy that used to married to that girl that was on that one show about the, ummm,, i dont remember that, but you know, right?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:21, archived)
# yeah
thats him!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# rassclart?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:03, archived)
# mad spunk
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Ma Kettle?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:35, archived)
# meanwhile, on instagram
 


WOOYAY
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:39, archived)
# and they said he'd never work again
after Hamish McBeth
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:39, archived)
# You a Turisas fan?
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this work?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Well I think it does but David don't :(
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:58, archived)
# heh
clever
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I quite like this new weapon called archery!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:37, archived)
# pew!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, archived)
# I'd play that game
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] TooT

(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Bish0p! GOD DAMN YOU!!!!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:14, archived)
# ?
what
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:18, archived)
#
I thought you never missed
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:27, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha! 5 x 5 in the pipe...
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Vince Cable & the Royal Mail bonanza
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Excellent as always
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# Too effing right,
I am so angry, BILLIONS of YOUR taxes poured in and it is sold to mostly foreign soverign wealth funds... grrr mmnf nnfff (dribbles into porrige)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:18, archived)
# very good
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Why would big brother cancel "there is a god!!!!!!"?
That was a great programme.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:50, archived)
# I didn't like Richard Dawkins' tutu on it, though...
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:48, archived)
# It got especially good when Stephen Tomkinson joined the regular cast.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah right...
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:05, archived)
# i want this sooo bad :D
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:25, archived)
# b3ta in windows 3.11 may be doable
I'm building a win 3.11 machine at the moment. So I'll give it a go
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:52, archived)
# ohh shit :P -- drivers will be a right cunt, even with Windows for Workgroups 3.11
I already have the virtual HDD loaded with that, WIndows 98, Millenium, Windows 95, WIndows 2000 Pro
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:24, archived)
# ugh 3.11 you could put file tree cabinet symbol in waste basket
and it worked, insta-kill
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I still use Trumpet Winsock
Never let me down........ hang on
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] word.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:53, archived)
# I see nothing out of the ordinary here
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)
# the door in the background
originally opened the other way.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Very cleverly done
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# LIES!!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# :-)
top silliness
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:43, archived)
# I love you Froggie
:) *Click*
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha.
Not worth a new thread so I'll just pop this here if that's OK.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:53, archived)
# absurd !
*click*
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# O.A.P's what?
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:23, archived)
# SPECS
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# I saw your hideous dog story. A couple of days ago I saw something, and wanted to tell you.
Words-

I see a grey haired man with a dog weaving across both lanes going up a steep part of road before my bike trail. His bike, an old cruiser with wild handlebars, and spray painted all rough. When I get to him, I see the dog has three legs. The man is about 80, and very friendly. I think Italian, by his obvious accent. He smiles at me and says bikes are one of the most beautiful inventions ever, plus no license, no insurance, no parking and that no one has improved on them. And that you probably lose around 4% for the "cogs". I said, and no global warming. Then I notice he is missing his right forefinger. Then he said, I'll race you up the hill. And we both pushed hard for about five seconds. Then I said I'm older than I look. And he said, I'm younger than I look. And he turned off just past the CCCCC trail area to where he lives. The whole time, his dog was racing about on just a tripod of legs, all happy.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:09, archived)
# This is like the start of some incomprehensible french movie about the meaning of life or something.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Where all of the actors are missing an appendage.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:42, archived)
# POIDH
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:05, archived)
# If only. But it would have to be French subtitles.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:45, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
I think I am going to break the 'like' button this week
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:27, archived)
# also, hurry!!!! (check yer GAZ))
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Done
Thanks ;)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha! Brilliant.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# As a 1/2shark man, I agree

(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:43, archived)
# ba wa
ba wahahaha
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Haha yay!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:18, archived)
# ahaha this is perfect
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Roy ahoy! o/
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 2:31, archived)
# moments like this
Make me think ultimatly with guys like Frogbeat out there everything is going to be ok.
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Awwww!
:D
(, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 0:24, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Quick Squit for Friday :)

(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
# UniBoob(TM)
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# WILD HASLET
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Happy Yiffy Friday everybody!
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# There are nothing friday.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Friday, friday, there are but nothing friday
squits with tits, yeah!
but only one tit, yeah? :(
yiff, yff, yiff, yiff
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:51, archived)
# *cries at the overwhelming beauty*
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:52, archived)
# For a second there I thought she was a short squirrel man with huge testicles and a wicked pair of jeans.
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Flaming monkeys being fired out of a cannon
landing in a flaming banana pit of hell
...which then turns into monkey heaven
(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:44, archived)

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