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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:08,
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Genius.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:11,
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Thanks, man.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:16,
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The line between genius and madness is a fine one
Some people around here play hopscotch with that line.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:08,
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he shouldn't have eaten those radishes!
well, better be off if i want my tea. 'bye all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:12,
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But I drew you a mermaid.
:(
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:16,
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i saw it
and now i really am going :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19,
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haha
nice edit: nice tagging there too.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:49,
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Hahaha
Very good
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:20,
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1993 Classic Mel Gibson. The Man With a Face.
Hours I spent on this...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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Panto season already?
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:42,
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He's behind you!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:46,
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oh no he isn't
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:49,
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Oh, sorry. As you were.
sorry. As you were.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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Hang on a minute... OH YES HE IS!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:52,
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I knew b3ta would be the first to pick up on this :)
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waofy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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Pfft. Probed.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:09,
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probed over
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Shlvng ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:10,
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Herr Gove and Frau McVey
just couldn't get her head right...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40,
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The image on her wiki page is a peach...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:48,
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Ha - no shopping needed :)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:55,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:03,
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hahaha!
damn you're quick :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:04,
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gah! she presented the heaven and earth show
She really is evil
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:05,
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Reicher Gove.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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Reicher Gove III.
Nazier than ever b4.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:56,
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alright class, today it's MERMAIDS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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never tried this before - came out a bit turtle like
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:53,
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good try
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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Do I get a bonus for blind typing miss?
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:54,
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yes. you get it deducted, however, for the merpubes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:03,
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awwwww Miss....
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:09,
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don't you "awwww Miss" me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:12,
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I don't have a mermaid, but I have one of these:
and in fact there's a much larger one here .
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Methinks you may have sneaked a peek from under your blindfold ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:59,
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Verily, you may well be right :-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:00,
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TURBO POMEGRANATE!
i like!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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That's the badger!
:-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:04,
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tentacular!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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In a non-
shiver-inducing Japanese 'adult' comic book kind of way, yes :-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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The inside of a mermaid!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:11,
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Yes - That's what I *meant* to say!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:12,
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Are these the opening credits to the new Doctor Who?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:11,
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* Sends CV to Disney *
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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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if i turn that around often enough
i'll finally get the little metal ball to go through the gaps to the centre of the picture
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:05,
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I was so proud of my effort, I felt compelled to embellish her with some subtle colour washes...
I felt compelled to embellish her with some subtle colour washes...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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tubbiest. figurehead. ever.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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She's not fat! She's fish boned.
Okay!?!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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i should disqualify you
on the basis that mermaids are part human, part fish and she's clearly mostly whale. whales are not fish.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:24,
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Wanna see my new invention?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27,
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if it's a whale-based mermaid, no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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It's a Bumbrella
I'll link the image because Mrs Mole is modelling it and she didn't want to get her clothes dirty. Slightly NSFW:www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/bumbrella.jpg
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:32,
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0_0
i dread to think what situation that'd be useful in. not to mention the fact that human skin is naturally waterproof!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:38,
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Smash Monkey do you have an umbrella made of human skin
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44,
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Or a bum made of umbrellas?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:45,
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um.........
no comment.......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51,
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Can you send me more pictures of Mrs Mole please
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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Yes, of course. Some are a bit risqué, so be careful...
of course. Some are a bit risqué so be careful...www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses.html
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:09,
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Droopers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:18,
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MERMED
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27,
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that's clearly a ghost blowing his nose
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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I TRIED ALRITE >:(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:31,
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yes. yes you did.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39,
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MEDMUM
MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:34,
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MEDMUM
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39,
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MURMED
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:41,
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pfff!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:42,
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I wanted to do a backwards R but it's hard with eyes closed
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44,
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Another minimal cock-up
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:28,
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Mermarism.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:29,
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sideways dildo is not mermaid
and looks rather painful
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:31,
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Lube, suppleness and patience will always triumph
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:02,
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i'll take your word for it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:04,
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Never done one of these before
But moderately happy with it
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:36,
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I AM THE GENIE OF THE CLAMSHELL!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40,
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Bearded Clam you mean
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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I concur with your assessment.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:38,
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DRAGON!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39,
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it's.......it's.........
*speechless*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40,
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The diagonal composition lends a sense of movement and tension.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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and the blue makes it look minty fresh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:52,
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I sense anger and frustration
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:58,
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here ya go Smash! hope you are saving all these for a gallery exhibition
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:46,
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mondrianmaid
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:48,
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you appear to be channeling picasso
and doing it with your eyes open
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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Best euphemism ever.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:05,
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Wonderful! Wonderful!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51,
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I have to say, those are some remarkable colour choices you've made.
those are some remarkable colour choices you've made.Just beautiful.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:53,
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hahaha well spotted
unintentional rip off
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:45,
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Anyone who uses other colours for mermaids is a fool. You're clearly a discerning artist.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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art
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mongychops ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:00,
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that's a very surprised and happy rhino she's riding on
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:02,
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MERMAN!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:21,
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Yesno?
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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*C.S.I. Enhance*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:20,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:02,
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creepy. very creepy.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:20,
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:16,
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very spongebob
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19,
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bellyflop
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59,
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parp
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00,
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that's a very expensive bumpet!
also, today's mythical creature draw-off subject will be mermaids
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03,
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I like how he's got a red star for his feedback score.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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ahahahah
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:19,
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collector's item
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:36,
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that would explain a lot
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:44,
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You mean the whole goat...
Should I link it? I thought it was subtle enough... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06,
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don't be such a prude
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:07,
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the attention to detail
in the reflection is.. erm... well, its attention to detail. well done.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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I had stuck a camera lens up there, to make it look like he had a camera up his hole,
to make it look like he had a camera up his holebut it was really difficult to tell what it was. So I left it au naturel...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:12,
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natural is best
it says here.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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i feel sick
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:11,
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it always reminds me of turkish delight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:14,
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*throws half eatenTurkish Delight in bin*
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:22,
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*scavenges*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:25,
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look at it
you know i'm right
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32,
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Too late, the cat's fished it out and is now licking it behind the settee...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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that sounds much sillier than it actually is
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:42,
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:D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:55,
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Ohhh - ffs...
But, but, but, it's so well done. Dilemma, do I click "I like this!" ???
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:20,
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click 'I loathe this, you loveable rotter'
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:24,
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I loathe this, thusly clickified =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:25,
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\o/
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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Will you accept £50 and a packet of wine gums?
I wish I lived in Gapehole Arizona Edit: Just noticed the reflection. Oh my eyes!!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:30,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10,
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REFLECTOHOLE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:17,
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What would you do if your mother asked you?
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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Arsetrumpet.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Oh piss.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:21,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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Bum trumpet!
Bumpet! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:21,
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Ha-ha! I see a pattern forming, here.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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:D
and so as not to go off course:
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a trumpet up my arse...
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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Wow
That's some lovely Bum Trumpet action
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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Hahaha!
Bumpet seemed familiar - I thought it might have come from you.... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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What's happened to MoC? Is he still around?
Also where the heck is Elvis?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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And Elvis...? Anyone seen him?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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I spoke to him a week ago, he's fine, just busy doing other things
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:39,
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That's good to hear
Bit worrying when one of the more prolific posters just vanishes :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:07,
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sure chutters was around not long ago
not seen elvis for a while, though
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:23,
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anyone fancy an animal draw-off?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:52,
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yep :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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My Aardvark is ready and waiting
Now that's not the sort of thing I get to say most days.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:34,
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that sounds muckier every time i read it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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You love it!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02,
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:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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Ah, okay...
okay...Let's hope he comes back soon.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:27,
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^THIS
This This This
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35,
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Your non-bumpet reply has saddened me.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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So silly
hahahahahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:31,
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Arse Bumpet!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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Nicely done! :D
really, really sorry
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:46,
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what the hell was going on originally?
oh, keeping an egg warm?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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I really have no idea - egg warming is as good an answer as any!
often cited as the original goatse (supposedly) :/
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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Fluffing his arse prepping to sit down on the eggs, yep...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:26,
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A poor excuse at the hospital when you have a trumpet stuffed up your arse
"they swapped my eggs for a trumpet"
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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Jazzy!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:08,
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also, vaguely compo related album cover from /links a while ago:
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:29,
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Fake, no ring.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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ahahaha
this is great
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:35,
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Splendid.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:18,
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That's how my last cat went :(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:30,
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Weird. That's exactly how I found my new cat :)
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:28,
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It's the distinctive sound that makes them all too easy to find
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32,
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bumpeting's too good for him!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:10,
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A monkey bum bugle - no I don't either...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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hahahaha
I love old monster make up
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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Fantastic!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Lou Ferrigno?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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There's a man outside
On the side wing, eyes shut, slowly he'll freezetodeath
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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Then bursts through the roof and methodically slaughters the passengers and crew,
before splitting up and impersonating all of them with his shape-changing abilities and flying to a built-up area
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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I'm Old Gregg!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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^this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:09,
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For Moley
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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HA!
Superbly done *click
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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\o|
Hahaha! Top work Toasty!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Shopped pictures only please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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Banana Montana.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:25,
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That looks more acceptable
than the original ever did. Also slightly less unalluring (which seemed a bit better way of saying it than "slightly more alluring").
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:49,
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beetlejuice has tidied himself up a bit
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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"For her, all seven deadly sins!"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:08,
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Haha, I don't understand this, but I like it
German art house daytime tv should be the next image challenge
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:10,
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In Metropolis
the robot was built to be so beautiful that it would placate the workers and enslave them. That's why Susannah Reid in on this planet And I've probably got that completely wrong
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:13,
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oic I think
(am just an ignorant Swede, universal defence)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:32,
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I've got something to put in you.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:48,
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hahaha
:D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:03,
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pfffft!
Hope she doesn't have the nuts
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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Never got round to comping this t'other week
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:06,
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Ha! - only saw that after posting ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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Robot SQWT
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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Nice! :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:18,
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hahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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I was always a bit confused by the pentagram
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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'Metropolis' is rife with occult imagery.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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I'll have to watch it again some time soon
have the expanded version on DVD right here.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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By which I meant: I don't think I noticed all the occult references before
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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Do eet!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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someone warn the Captain, it's going to nick the wipers!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:50,
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yeahh bitch
who's the window licker now?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:06,
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It's the squeaky dragging noise that Shatner can't bear
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:10,
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ha ha! same here
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:09,
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Don't let him shit on the squirties!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:49,
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Miley Cyrus! She's so hot right now.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:05,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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*click :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:43,
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They are all male.
Too tired now, g'night all.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:01,
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christ!
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:01,
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You recognise him just by that?!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:20,
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christ has entered me
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:47,
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The boner of christ compels you.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 6:41,
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shit!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:11,
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Haha.
That barricade is cracking me up. Like it's some big accident.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:44,
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An accident?
As in, “Whoops, sorry love. Wrong hole. Well I might as well carry on now.”
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Eukanuba ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:32,
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A true case of surprise sex.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:46,
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eurgh bad taste
needs more amputee bondage child
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 7:56,
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hahaha...
...number 2...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:02,
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Hahaha - perfect. Love the infuriated one's expression.
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Pig Bodine. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:33,
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Blimey!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:07,
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I'm 12 and what is this?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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they're delivering a roll of carpeting
and and and there's mud on the warehouse floor, so the guys had to put a bag on it to keep the carpeting from getting dirty. and now they're mad because the delivery is running late and the truck just accidentally backed into the warehouse
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:12,
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This is all so confusing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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all you need to know is that it's called 'taking it up the shitter' it's a funny joke that carpet deliverymen like to say
when you love someone very very much -- like your mum, you ask if she likes to take it up the shitter. it's exactly like asking her if she would like to have a new carpet delivered, but it will make her laugh.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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i was gunna ask where's the corn, but see that it makes a wonderful helmet,,, erm,,, hardhat
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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Wonderful
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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...Anyone want some...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:58,
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hahaha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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yes, those dicks in your mouth do make you look fat
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:15,
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At least there's a jimmy hat on the anal invader...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:41,
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mmmm
Columbian "Just one more thing..."
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 2:35,
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Colo mbian -- sheesh
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 2:45,
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YOUR ALL GAY
Ok ok I'm somewhat impaired. Wait a sec. I was making a punning Columbo reference originally.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 2:48,
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just repeat after me...
there is all glory in hypnocat
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:12,
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well that's not going to improve madcatman's impairment
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:20,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:22,
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hahaha
bitchy
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:35,
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must. look. away.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:34,
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Too late - I looked
must. buy. catnip.
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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hover boy-E
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:51,
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Predictable....
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lucifer101 ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:20,
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Great!
This is very good have a click!
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Panzerfaust ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:49,
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Inspired!
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 6:56,
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\o/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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ok - cats it is then
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:03,
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:D AND
The lady's head needs to be bigger!
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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and more shaking...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:17,
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Srs LoLz.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:03,
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does the cat speak north american jive?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:04,
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Which cat, daddy-oh?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:05,
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haha
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:07,
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:D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:12,
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Elton John's 'Honky Cat' was 70s RACISM SQUARED.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:16,
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Pfft!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:20,
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{:-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:38,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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Now this is more like it :D
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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HEED!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:58,
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About Last Night
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:58,
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Maddie?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:24,
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Oh dear.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:56,
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You-tree if you want to,
...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:04,
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*guffaw* :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:33,
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Vile cat.
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wizzer77 ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:40,
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that cat has a purdy mouf
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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Could give you a nasty gumming!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:12,
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mmmmmmmm
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:03,
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Or a harsh suck.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:12,
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Shit me!
"I'm sorry I'm sorry!"
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:50,
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MOAR CATNIP
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:03,
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:D
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:30,
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push the kitten... wait thats not right
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:31,
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needs more drumkit
oh and woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:31,
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Nicely!
Needs more claws though ;)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:46,
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AAAAGHHH
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:56,
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Gimme that kitty \o/ haha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:13,
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well-done!
...that's how i like them grilled ;)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:41,
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Bottom of the barrel now
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:39,
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Haha. Leave that place alone
It's mine!
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:41,
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Ha - there's no way I can compete :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:48,
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fucking epic!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:36,
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