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(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Genius.
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Thanks, man.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:16, archived)
# The line between genius and madness is a fine one
Some people around here play hopscotch with that line.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:08, archived)
# he shouldn't have eaten those radishes!
well, better be off if i want my tea.
'bye all!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:12, archived)
# But I drew you a mermaid.
:(
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:16, archived)
# i saw it
and now i really am going :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# haha
nice
edit: nice tagging there too.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 1993 Classic Mel Gibson. The Man With a Face.


Hours I spent on this...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Panto season already?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# He's behind you!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)
# oh no he isn't
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Oh, sorry. As you were.
sorry. As you were.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Hang on a minute... OH YES HE IS!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I knew b3ta would be the first to pick up on this :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Pfft. Probed.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# probed over
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Herr Gove and Frau McVey

just couldn't get her head right...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# The image on her wiki page is a peach...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Ha - no shopping needed :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha!
damn you're quick :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)
# gah! she presented the heaven and earth show
She really is evil
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Reicher Gove.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Reicher Gove III.
Nazier than ever b4.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# alright class, today it's MERMAIDS!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# never tried this before - came out a bit turtle like
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
# good try
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Do I get a bonus for blind typing miss?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:54, archived)
# yes. you get it deducted, however, for the merpubes
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)
# awwwww Miss....
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)
# don't you "awwww Miss" me
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I don't have a mermaid, but I have one of these:

and in fact there's a much larger one here.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Methinks you may have sneaked a peek from under your blindfold ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Verily, you may well be right :-)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)
# TURBO POMEGRANATE!
i like!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# That's the badger!
:-)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)
# tentacular!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
# In a non-
shiver-inducing Japanese 'adult' comic book kind of way, yes :-)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)
# The inside of a mermaid!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Yes - That's what I *meant* to say!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Are these the opening credits to the new Doctor Who?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)
# * Sends CV to Disney *
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# if i turn that around often enough
i'll finally get the little metal ball to go through the gaps to the centre of the picture
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)
# I was so proud of my effort, I felt compelled to embellish her with some subtle colour washes...
I felt compelled to embellish her with some subtle colour washes...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
# tubbiest. figurehead. ever.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)
# She's not fat! She's fish boned.
Okay!?!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)
# i should disqualify you
on the basis that mermaids are part human, part fish and she's clearly mostly whale. whales are not fish.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Wanna see my new invention?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)
# if it's a whale-based mermaid, no
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)
# It's a Bumbrella
I'll link the image because Mrs Mole is modelling it and she didn't want to get her clothes dirty.
Slightly NSFW:
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/bumbrella.jpg
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# 0_0
i dread to think what situation that'd be useful in. not to mention the fact that human skin is naturally waterproof!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Smash Monkey do you have an umbrella made of human skin
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Or a bum made of umbrellas?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)
# um.........
no comment.......
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Can you send me more pictures of Mrs Mole please
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Yes, of course. Some are a bit risqué, so be careful...
of course. Some are a bit risqué so be careful...
www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses.html

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Droopers
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:18, archived)
# MERMED
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)
# that's clearly a ghost blowing his nose
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)
# I TRIED ALRITE >:(
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# yes. yes you did.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# MEDMUM
MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)
# MEDMUM
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# MURMED

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)
# pfff!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I wanted to do a backwards R but it's hard with eyes closed
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Another minimal cock-up
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Mermarism.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:29, archived)
# sideways dildo is not mermaid
and looks rather painful
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Lube, suppleness and patience will always triumph
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# i'll take your word for it
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Never done one of these before

But moderately happy with it
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I AM THE GENIE OF THE CLAMSHELL!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Bearded Clam you mean
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# I concur with your assessment.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)
#
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# DRAGON!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)
# it's.......it's.........
*speechless*
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# The diagonal composition lends a sense of movement and tension.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# and the blue makes it look minty fresh
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I sense anger and frustration
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:58, archived)
# here ya go Smash! hope you are saving all these for a gallery exhibition
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)
# mondrianmaid
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)
# you appear to be channeling picasso
and doing it with your eyes open
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Best euphemism ever.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Wonderful! Wonderful!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# I have to say, those are some remarkable colour choices you've made.
those are some remarkable colour choices you've made.Just beautiful.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha well spotted
unintentional rip off
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Anyone who uses other colours for mermaids is a fool. You're clearly a discerning artist.
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)
# art
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# that's a very surprised and happy rhino she's riding on
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# MERMAN!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Yesno?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)
# *C.S.I. Enhance*

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)
# creepy. very creepy.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
#
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# very spongebob
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
# bellyflop

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# parp
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# that's a very expensive bumpet!
also, today's mythical creature draw-off subject will be mermaids
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:03, archived)
# I like how he's got a red star for his feedback score.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# ahahahah
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:19, archived)
# collector's item
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# that would explain a lot
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Aaarrrgggh...
You could easily have used eBay Kettle Dude, but no, you had to go the whole hog...

boke, mindbleach, etc etc...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
# You mean the whole goat...
Should I link it? I thought it was subtle enough...
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:06, archived)
# don't be such a prude
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:07, archived)
# the attention to detail
in the reflection is.. erm... well, its attention to detail.
well done.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I had stuck a camera lens up there, to make it look like he had a camera up his hole,
to make it look like he had a camera up his holebut it was really difficult to tell what it was.
So I left it au naturel...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# natural is best
it says here.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:26, archived)
# i feel sick
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:11, archived)
# it always reminds me of turkish delight
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:14, archived)
# *throws half eatenTurkish Delight in bin*
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:22, archived)
# *scavenges*
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:25, archived)
# look at it
you know i'm right
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Too late, the cat's fished it out and is now licking it behind the settee...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# that sounds much sillier than it actually is
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Ohhh - ffs...
But, but, but, it's so well done. Dilemma, do I click "I like this!" ???
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# click 'I loathe this, you loveable rotter'
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I loathe this, thusly clickified =)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Will you accept £50 and a packet of wine gums?
I wish I lived in Gapehole Arizona

Edit: Just noticed the reflection. Oh my eyes!!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)
# REFLECTOHOLE
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] What would you do if your mother asked you?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Arsetrumpet.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Oh piss.
:D



(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Bum trumpet!
Bumpet!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Ha-ha! I see a pattern forming, here.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# :D
and so as not to go off course:

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# This one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a trumpet up my arse...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Wow
That's some lovely Bum Trumpet action
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bumpet seemed familiar - I thought it might have come from you....
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I'm thinking there was a Magic of Chutney one that was bumpet-related but can't quite recall it, and he's taken his site down :o(
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:48, archived)
# What's happened to MoC? Is he still around?
Also where the heck is Elvis?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
# He's around. Just not posting a great deal these days. Think real life work is impinging on his quality b3ta time.
In fact he's probably watching this right now. *looks around shiftily*
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:50, archived)
# And Elvis...? Anyone seen him?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# There's a guy works down the chip shop...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:51, archived)
# I spoke to him a week ago, he's fine, just busy doing other things
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:39, archived)
# That's good to hear
Bit worrying when one of the more prolific posters just vanishes :(
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:07, archived)
# sure chutters was around not long ago
not seen elvis for a while, though
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:23, archived)
# anyone fancy an animal draw-off?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# yep :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:23, archived)
# My Aardvark is ready and waiting
Now that's not the sort of thing I get to say most days.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:34, archived)
# that sounds muckier every time i read it
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# You love it!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Ah, okay...
okay...Let's hope he comes back soon.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
# ^THIS
This

This

This
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:35, archived)
# HaC
Sorry... wrong board
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Your non-bumpet reply has saddened me.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# So silly
hahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Arse Bumpet!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Nicely done! :D

really, really sorry
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:46, archived)
# what the hell was going on originally?
oh, keeping an egg warm?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:47, archived)
# I really have no idea - egg warming is as good an answer as any!
often cited as the original goatse (supposedly) :/
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Fluffing his arse prepping to sit down on the eggs, yep...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:26, archived)
# A poor excuse at the hospital when you have a trumpet stuffed up your arse
"they swapped my eggs for a trumpet"
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Jazzy!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:49, archived)
#
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# also, vaguely compo related album cover from /links a while ago:
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Fake, no ring.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:00, archived)
# ahahaha
this is great
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:18, archived)
# That's how my last cat went :(
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Weird. That's exactly how I found my new cat :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:28, archived)
# It's the distinctive sound that makes them all too easy to find
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:32, archived)
# bumpeting's too good for him!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# A monkey bum bugle - no I don't either...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a man out there...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha
I love old monster make up
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:05, archived)
# He reminds me a bit of
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Cheers cocker :o)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Lou Ferrigno?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:26, archived)
# About half past eleven
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:30, archived)
# There's a man outside
On the side wing, eyes shut, slowly he'll freezetodeath
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:06, archived)
# It's in reverse...
Over the course of the programme he gradually thaws out and then opens his eyes.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Then bursts through the roof and methodically slaughters the passengers and crew,
before splitting up and impersonating all of them with his shape-changing abilities and flying to a built-up area
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I'm Old Gregg!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Had to google that...
Mighty Boosh reference I understand. Would explain why I have no knowledge of it!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:44, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:09, archived)
# For Moley
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:53, archived)
# HA!
Superbly done *click
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# \o|
Hahaha!
Top work Toasty!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Banana Montana.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:25, archived)
# That looks more acceptable
than the original ever did.

Also slightly less unalluring (which seemed a bit better way of saying it than "slightly more alluring").
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:49, archived)
# beetlejuice has tidied himself up a bit
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:10, archived)
# "For her, all seven deadly sins!"
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:08, archived)
# Haha, I don't understand this, but I like it
German art house daytime tv should be the next image challenge
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:10, archived)
# In Metropolis
the robot was built to be so beautiful that it would placate the workers and enslave them.

That's why Susannah Reid in on this planet

And I've probably got that completely wrong
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:13, archived)
# oic I think
(am just an ignorant Swede, universal defence)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:32, archived)
# ^ this
Great big buckets of RIS.

But I like the compo idea...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:22, archived)
# I've got something to put in you.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# pfffft!
Hope she doesn't have the nuts
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Never got round to comping this t'other week
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:06, archived)
# JollyJack in 5... 4... 3... 2...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Ha! - only saw that after posting ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Robot SQWT

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Nice! :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I was always a bit confused by the pentagram
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# 'Metropolis' is rife with occult imagery.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# I'll have to watch it again some time soon
have the expanded version on DVD right here.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
# By which I meant: I don't think I noticed all the occult references before
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Do eet!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:29, archived)
# someone warn the Captain, it's going to nick the wipers!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 8:50, archived)
# yeahh bitch
who's the window licker now?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:06, archived)
# It's the squeaky dragging noise that Shatner can't bear
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:10, archived)
# ha ha! same here
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Don't let him shit on the squirties!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Miley Cyrus! She's so hot right now.
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# *click :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:07, archived)
# *snaps fingers* IDEA!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:43, archived)
# They are all male.

Too tired now, g'night all.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:01, archived)
# christ!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:01, archived)
# You recognise him just by that?!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:20, archived)
# christ has entered me
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:47, archived)
# The boner of christ compels you.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 6:41, archived)
# shit!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:11, archived)
# Haha.
That barricade is cracking me up. Like it's some big accident.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 4:44, archived)
# An accident?
As in, “Whoops, sorry love. Wrong hole. Well I might as well carry on now.”
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:32, archived)
# A true case of surprise sex.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# eurgh bad taste
needs more amputee bondage child
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 7:56, archived)
# hahaha...
...number 2...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:02, archived)
# Hahaha - perfect. Love the infuriated one's expression.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:33, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I'm 12 and what is this?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# they're delivering a roll of carpeting
and and and there's mud on the warehouse floor, so the guys had to put a bag on it to keep the carpeting from getting dirty.

and now they're mad because the delivery is running late and the truck just accidentally backed into the warehouse
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:12, archived)
# This is all so confusing
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:23, archived)
# all you need to know is that it's called 'taking it up the shitter' it's a funny joke that carpet deliverymen like to say
when you love someone very very much -- like your mum, you ask if she likes to take it up the shitter. it's exactly like asking her if she would like to have a new carpet delivered, but it will make her laugh.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:34, archived)
# i was gunna ask where's the corn, but see that it makes a wonderful helmet,,, erm,,, hardhat
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# ...Anyone want some...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# yes, those dicks in your mouth do make you look fat
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:15, archived)
# At least there's a jimmy hat on the anal invader...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 13:41, archived)
# i just got done listening to the Colombian Symphony (on the radio)
....something something framerates
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:40, archived)
# mmmm
Columbian

"Just one more thing..."
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 2:35, archived)
#
Colombian -- sheesh
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 2:45, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
Ok ok I'm somewhat impaired.

Wait a sec. I was making a punning Columbo reference originally.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 2:48, archived)
# just repeat after me...

there is all glory in hypnocat

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:12, archived)
# well that's not going to improve madcatman's impairment
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:22, archived)
# hahaha
bitchy
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:35, archived)
# must. look. away.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:34, archived)
# Too late - I looked
must. buy. catnip.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# hover boy-E
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 3:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Predictable....
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Great!
This is very good have a click!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:49, archived)
# Inspired!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 6:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# ok - cats it is then
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:03, archived)
# :D AND
The lady's head needs to be bigger!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:07, archived)
# and more shaking...
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Srs LoLz.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:03, archived)
# does the cat speak north american jive?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Which cat, daddy-oh?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:05, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Elton John's 'Honky Cat' was 70s RACISM SQUARED.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:20, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Now this is more like it :D
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# HEED!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:58, archived)
# About Last Night
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Maddie?
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:56, archived)
# You-tree if you want to,
...
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
# *guffaw* :D
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Vile cat.
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:40, archived)
# that cat has a purdy mouf
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Could give you a nasty gumming!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 22:12, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Or a harsh suck.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Shit me!
"I'm sorry I'm sorry!"
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# MOAR CATNIP
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# push the kitten... wait thats not right
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# needs more drumkit
oh and woo!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Nicely!
Needs more claws though ;)
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# AAAAGHHH
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Gimme that kitty \o/ haha
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 0:13, archived)
# well-done!
...that's how i like them grilled ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Bottom of the barrel now
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Haha. Leave that place alone
It's mine!
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Ha - there's no way I can compete :D
(, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# fucking epic!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 12:36, archived)

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