"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
or better yet, "That's no moon..."
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Sat 30 Nov 2013, 3:05,
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Unless they are Jewish Fem Doms
Now there's a thought for Friday
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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I just had to get it out of my head.
Q & D (and bindun) for sure.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 20:04,
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Yes, I suppose so.
But use long words so you confuse everyone else.
I also have terrible wind today.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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I also have terrible wind today.
Borrowed rather than made...
all-that-is-interesting.com/cinemagraph-gifs is rather cracking
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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that's an uncomfortable edited gif, he's doing a weird forward/rewind clap
try chopping out half the frames
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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stumbled upon this recently:
research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/hoppe/proj/videoloops/ - not tried it yet.
also: gfycat.com/ - not tried this yet either. gfycat.com/about
so not a recommendation and at your own risk.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:31,
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also: gfycat.com/ - not tried this yet either. gfycat.com/about
so not a recommendation and at your own risk.
We are all getting old.
Watching your Floral Dance video, a horrific Butters Wogan popped into my head at the line about the big trombone.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. 8)
Also nice badger
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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Also nice badger
He's won the fight on points
Brocky.....70
Cullers....30
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10483685/Badger-cull-halted-due-to-low-kill-rates.html
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:36,
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Cullers....30
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10483685/Badger-cull-halted-due-to-low-kill-rates.html
Haha Spot on
There are some very good micro brews over there but the crap you generally get served up is dreadful. Bland doesn't even come close.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:30,
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'struth.
Fortunately you can get good craft brews most anyplace now except for the meanest places where you're liable to get beat up anyway...
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:43,
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But our bourbon can be delightful...
and there's also swill...
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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This...
Is like all the wtf's in existenze all coming together in a big mass, and imploding into a microcosmic black hole of ?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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I know...
But ever since I actually read the story of the girl in the photo, my views on this picture have changed, and it now seems bizarrely inspirational, that a young girl from that background can undergo that kind of event in her life, and go on to achieve such things.
Is that just me being totally wierd?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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Is that just me being totally wierd?
Interesting read, didn't know any of that
(suddenly I feel a bit embarrassed about my own lack of achievement...)
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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I can pop round and douse you in incendiary petrochemicals if you feel you need a bit of a boost?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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Oh dear. That is one of those unusable images that really upsets people. How dare you!
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Ahahahahahaawwwwwwwwwwwwwno.
That's the sound of my guilty laughter.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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But it has a half life of a billion times the age of the universe!
How many of us can lay claim to that?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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You know what they say....'there's no bismuth like show bismuth'.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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And the theme tune could go
"And isn't it iRonnie?
Don't you think?"
Edit: MINDPISS
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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Don't you think?"
Edit: MINDPISS
Some of those 'tingly' or 'warming' lubes aren't fucking far off.
*shudder*
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:41,
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smells like I've coated my cock in jam as well.
Although, I do like the vibrating cock ring.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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Those things are sudden death in bed if you miscalculate how sensitive your bits are
*remembers a time where ex hubby was reduced to manly tears as he frantically applied a cold compress to his wedding tackle*
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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Pfft! *clickery*
I'd just tickle her toes. Until she slapped me.
Then I'd invariably appear on youtube later that day.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:00,
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Then I'd invariably appear on youtube later that day.
'pervert tube man' yes, thats what they'd call you.
And filmed in fucking portrait no doubt.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:34,
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And filmed in fucking portrait no doubt.
And then, THEN... meme status would be mine!
and stills from the vid would appear online with that white impact text top and bottom
'TOE TICKLING' 'LIKE A BOSS'
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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'TOE TICKLING' 'LIKE A BOSS'
This deserves more attention
Also, this is how they make parmesan cheese
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Comets are like cats - they both have tails, and do what they damn well please
Yes, perhaps something will limp back out from the sun.
But I suspect it's not going to be the "comet of the century, so bright you can see it in daylight, with a tail stretching across half the sky" that people were talking about all year...
Not that I'm surprised, or anything. Astronomy is merely a shorthand for "It's not easy to see from your latitude. And there's a tree in the way. And it wasn't as bright as we expected. And it's cloudy tonight anyway."
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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But I suspect it's not going to be the "comet of the century, so bright you can see it in daylight, with a tail stretching across half the sky" that people were talking about all year...
Not that I'm surprised, or anything. Astronomy is merely a shorthand for "It's not easy to see from your latitude. And there's a tree in the way. And it wasn't as bright as we expected. And it's cloudy tonight anyway."
and
'fuck me its cold, lets go inside and watch it on the news'
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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Or rather "Fuck me its cold, lets go inside and watch it on the news, and laugh at the journos who don't understand what they're talking about"
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:10,
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Hale-Bopp FTW!
My mate's firstborn was whelped while Hale-Bopp was in the sky. I tried to convince them to give the kid "Bopp" as a middle name, but they wouldn't go for it.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:08,
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My mate's firstborn was whelped while Hale-Bopp was in the sky. I tried to convince them to give the kid "Bopp" as a middle name, but they wouldn't go for it.
And while we're on the subject, how does the sun know when it's morning?
how does the sun know when it's morning?Surely time is a human concept. So how does the sun know it's 7 o'clock and it's time to appear?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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Hmmm… just as I thought. Nobody knows.
All these 'scientists' can fuck off with their astrology. It's just guesswork.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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And another thing, you know the moon and the stars are only meant to come out at night.
you know the moon and the stars are only meant to come out at night. The other day I saw the moon in the daytime!
I'm not making this up. It was broad daylight the moon was clearly visible. It wasn't just me that saw it either.
Someone somewhere must have fucked up.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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I'm not making this up. It was broad daylight the moon was clearly visible. It wasn't just me that saw it either.
Someone somewhere must have fucked up.
I just found this on Google Images, now I'm really confused.
now I'm really confused.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:17,
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I just noticed something in the photo above. The sun is closer to Earth than the moon.
Isn't it meant to be the other way round?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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Its all a bloody fiddle this 'science' is
Trying to turk me with their facts and figures, I wasnt bloody born yesterday, and THATS swearing.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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If we just put the clocks forward in the morning, and back in the evening, we'd have so much more daylight.
and back in the evening we'd have so much more daylight.Fucking farmers are spoiling it for everyone.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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to be fair in about a month or so it'll come up at about 10am and hide at around 2pm. Maybe less daylight.
Oh well, at least there's snow.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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Perhaps the sun slows down when it's winter.
And Sweden's further away from the sun which won't help.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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GMT.
Greenwich Middle Time
Greenwich is in the middle of the UK where the atomic clock was discovered.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:22,
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Greenwich is in the middle of the UK where the atomic clock was discovered.
No, it just shrinks in the cold
Perhaps the sun is a MASSIVE COCK?
Urgh, it's just had a mass ejection event, and IT'S COMING TOWARDS THE EARTH! Cosmic Bukkake!
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:15,
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Perhaps the sun is a MASSIVE COCK?
Urgh, it's just had a mass ejection event, and IT'S COMING TOWARDS THE EARTH! Cosmic Bukkake!
I think some of you are having fun at my expense.
When I find out what's really going on perhaps I'll just keep it to myself.
How'd you like them apples?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:28,
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How'd you like them apples?
The birds twittering in the dawn chorus wake it up
The big question is how do the birds know when to start twittering?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:42,
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Catoon
I found a cat photo, had to do something with it. HAD TO.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:53,
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I found a cat photo, had to do something with it. HAD TO.
hah! first to shop, if not to spot
I found it here: i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee180/G7Ga7/YES_cat.jpg
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:33,
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Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
it was... We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
cat png
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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cat png
happy hunukkah, motha fuckah!
b3ta.com/links/1103058
damn, wrong reply button. oh well
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 3:34,
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damn, wrong reply button. oh well
I can't not respond to that with this ...
Not a pearoast - just something old I found in the archives of potentially bad taste that I surely never intended to post.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 2:29,
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Not a pearoast - just something old I found in the archives of potentially bad taste that I surely never intended to post.
These are some fine products
you are an innovator, I look forward to your TED talk.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:52,
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Why thank you. Years of contemplation has gone into these fine products.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 1:08,
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Wanted: serious investors
Iād like to ask for Ā£250,000 for a five percent stake in my new invention, the WalkyRainy-Heatmaster 3000ā¢. Walking between your workplace and the shop next door in the rain has never been so easy. This will revolutionise the way people walk around in the rain.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:45,
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Iād like to ask for Ā£250,000 for a five percent stake in my new invention, the WalkyRainy-Heatmaster 3000ā¢. Walking between your workplace and the shop next door in the rain has never been so easy. This will revolutionise the way people walk around in the rain.
Is it called the 3000 because it embodies a level of technology that will still be considered cutting-edge in the year 3000?
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:47,
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In the year 3000 that will all be one word
youmightbeontosomethingthere.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:49,
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Its prongs are too high to poke people in the eye
so it's a massive improvement on current walkrainy devices for me.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:00,
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She nose what she's talking about
All credit to HappyToast, on whose original this was based.
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Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:37,
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All credit to HappyToast, on whose original this was based.
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