is that one of those newfandangles bike racks?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:36,
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."or better yet, "That's no moon..."
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Old Gringo Ernie Kovacs died for our sins on,
Sat 30 Nov 2013, 3:05,
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PISSFLAPS LIKE SADDLEBAGS....maybe...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 30 Nov 2013, 3:28,
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Unless they are Jewish Fem DomsNow there's a thought for Friday
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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thought for the day on radio fouralready did this i think.
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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I just had to get it out of my head.Q & D (and bindun) for sure.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 20:04,
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Are we allowed to shout at people with 3-digit user numbers?Quandary...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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Yes, I suppose so.But use long words so you confuse everyone else.
I also have terrible wind today.
(I also have terrible wind today.
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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It would be rude not toalso nicely :)
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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Borrowed rather than made...all-that-is-interesting.com/cinemagraph-gifs is rather cracking
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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that's an uncomfortable edited gif, he's doing a weird forward/rewind claptry chopping out half the frames
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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stumbled upon this recently:research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/hoppe/proj/videoloops/ - not tried it yet.
also: gfycat.com/ - not tried this yet either. gfycat.com/about
so not a recommendation and at your own risk.
(also: gfycat.com/ - not tried this yet either. gfycat.com/about
so not a recommendation and at your own risk.
artifus is doing it all wrong,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 16:31,
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We are all getting old.Watching your Floral Dance video, a horrific Butters Wogan popped into my head at the line about the big trombone.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Sweet JebusThanks for reminding me of that.
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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Come on Brocky! Finish him!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. 8)
Also nice badger
(Also nice badger
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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He's won the fight on pointsBrocky.....70
Cullers....30
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10483685/Badger-cull-halted-due-to-low-kill-rates.html
(Cullers....30
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/10483685/Badger-cull-halted-due-to-low-kill-rates.html
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:36,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sell the Un-sellable"){kind=small}
It's a very short book
America produces some damn good beers. I'm not talking about those. I'm talking about that bland characterless piss that the big factories puke out. Now THAT should be unsellable!
Haha Spot onThere are some very good micro brews over there but the crap you generally get served up is dreadful. Bland doesn't even come close.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:30,
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'struth.Fortunately you can get good craft brews most anyplace now except for the meanest places where you're liable to get beat up anyway...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:43,
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This is also true about their whiskey too
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:02,
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But our bourbon can be delightful...and there's also swill...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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This...Is like all the wtf's in existenze all coming together in a big mass, and imploding into a microcosmic black hole of ?
(
Traducer,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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Hey I'll take whatever I can get :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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Oooooofwith a capital O
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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I know...But ever since I actually read the story of the girl in the photo, my views on this picture have changed, and it now seems bizarrely inspirational, that a young girl from that background can undergo that kind of event in her life, and go on to achieve such things.
Is that just me being totally wierd?
(Is that just me being totally wierd?
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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Interesting read, didn't know any of that(suddenly I feel a bit embarrassed about my own lack of achievement...)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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I can pop round and douse you in incendiary petrochemicals if you feel you need a bit of a boost?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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Nah, thanksI'm trying to quit
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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Oh dear. That is one of those unusable images that really upsets people. How dare you!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:47,
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Ahahahahahaawwwwwwwwwwwwwno.That's the sound of my guilty laughter.
( Shlvng,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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Science is fun!
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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But it has a half life of a billion times the age of the universe!How many of us can lay claim to that?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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*polite cough* - Highlander
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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You know what they say....'there's no bismuth like show bismuth'.
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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Yeah as if you weren't thinking it
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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it's like rain, on your running day
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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And the theme tune could go"And isn't it iRonnie?
Don't you think?"
Edit: MINDPISS
(Don't you think?"
Edit: MINDPISS
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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I'm sure you could do a 'Four Candles' sketch with Siri....
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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Get each other hot tonight
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:35,
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Some of those 'tingly' or 'warming' lubes aren't fucking far off.*shudder*
(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:41,
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smells like I've coated my cock in jam as well.Although, I do like the vibrating cock ring.
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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That sexy burning feeling :) I'll just pea this here.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:48,
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Mmm, hunk of burning love...
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:54,
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Those things are sudden death in bed if you miscalculate how sensitive your bits are*remembers a time where ex hubby was reduced to manly tears as he frantically applied a cold compress to his wedding tackle*
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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*Ding ding*Next stop.... hell.
( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it.,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:35,
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hahahasorry for simul-posting on top
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:38,
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Ask nicely and she'll wiggle her toes
Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:11,
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I'd just sit on her stupid fucking face @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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Pfft! *clickery*I'd just tickle her toes. Until she slapped me.
Then I'd invariably appear on youtube later that day.
(Then I'd invariably appear on youtube later that day.
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:00,
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'pervert tube man' yes, thats what they'd call you.
And filmed in fucking portrait no doubt.
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:34,
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And filmed in fucking portrait no doubt.
And then, THEN... meme status would be mine!and stills from the vid would appear online with that white impact text top and bottom
'TOE TICKLING' 'LIKE A BOSS'
('TOE TICKLING' 'LIKE A BOSS'
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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I made me think of a pointless item
*gets to work on the JML bath toaster...*
Hahaha! Tipp-Ex for spunk! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:22,
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This deserves more attentionAlso, this is how they make parmesan cheese
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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I thought that black pens were much bigger than other pens
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:31,
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Comets are like cats - they both have tails, and do what they damn well pleaseYes, perhaps something will limp back out from the sun.
But I suspect it's not going to be the "comet of the century, so bright you can see it in daylight, with a tail stretching across half the sky" that people were talking about all year...
Not that I'm surprised, or anything. Astronomy is merely a shorthand for "It's not easy to see from your latitude. And there's a tree in the way. And it wasn't as bright as we expected. And it's cloudy tonight anyway."
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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But I suspect it's not going to be the "comet of the century, so bright you can see it in daylight, with a tail stretching across half the sky" that people were talking about all year...
Not that I'm surprised, or anything. Astronomy is merely a shorthand for "It's not easy to see from your latitude. And there's a tree in the way. And it wasn't as bright as we expected. And it's cloudy tonight anyway."
Or rather "Fuck me its cold, lets go inside and watch it on the news, and laugh at the journos who don't understand what they're talking about"
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:10,
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hahaha, I saw Halley's Cometbut that was SO last century!
( Q4nobody,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:41,
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Hale-Bopp FTW!My mate's firstborn was whelped while Hale-Bopp was in the sky. I tried to convince them to give the kid "Bopp" as a middle name, but they wouldn't go for it.
Why do comets only come out at night? It's really annoying. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:43,
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And while we're on the subject, how does the sun know when it's morning? how does the sun know when it's morning?Surely time is a human concept. So how does the sun know it's 7 o'clock and it's time to appear?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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Hmmm… just as I thought. Nobody knows.All these 'scientists' can fuck off with their astrology. It's just guesswork.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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And another thing, you know the moon and the stars are only meant to come out at night. you know the moon and the stars are only meant to come out at night. The other day I saw the moon in the daytime!
I'm not making this up. It was broad daylight the moon was clearly visible. It wasn't just me that saw it either.
Someone somewhere must have fucked up.
(I'm not making this up. It was broad daylight the moon was clearly visible. It wasn't just me that saw it either.
Someone somewhere must have fucked up.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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I thought the sun and the moon were the same person
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:11,
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I just found this on Google Images, now I'm really confused. now I'm really confused.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:17,
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I just noticed something in the photo above. The sun is closer to Earth than the moon.Isn't it meant to be the other way round?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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Its all a bloody fiddle this 'science' isTrying to turk me with their facts and figures, I wasnt bloody born yesterday, and THATS swearing.
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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It appears later here :( and hides earlier. Damn winter epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:10,
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If we just put the clocks forward in the morning, and back in the evening, we'd have so much more daylight. and back in the evening we'd have so much more daylight.Fucking farmers are spoiling it for everyone.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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to be fair in about a month or so it'll come up at about 10am and hide at around 2pm. Maybe less daylight. Oh well, at least there's snow.
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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Perhaps the sun slows down when it's winter. And Sweden's further away from the sun which won't help.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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well the UK is the centre of the world. It's acceptable epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:20,
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GMT.Greenwich Middle Time
Greenwich is in the middle of the UK where the atomic clock was discovered.
(Greenwich is in the middle of the UK where the atomic clock was discovered.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:22,
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No, it just shrinks in the coldPerhaps the sun is a MASSIVE COCK?
Urgh, it's just had a mass ejection event, and IT'S COMING TOWARDS THE EARTH! Cosmic Bukkake!
I think some of you are having fun at my expense.When I find out what's really going on perhaps I'll just keep it to myself.
How'd you like them apples?
(How'd you like them apples?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:28,
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The birds twittering in the dawn chorus wake it upThe big question is how do the birds know when to start twittering?
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:42,
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When they have good internet connection? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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Ba dum tish! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:42,
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Haha! Or get one of these pleasuring devices:
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:09,
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Catoon
I found a cat photo, had to do something with it. HAD TO.
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:53,
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something tells mewe're gonna see that cat again...
(
blyerkit e k trilby,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 7:50,
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hah! first to shop, if not to spotI found it here: i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee180/G7Ga7/YES_cat.jpg
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:33,
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Oh my God... I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! it was... We finally really did it. YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
cat png
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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cat png
hah!nice - Planet of the Dogs
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 11:34,
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A dyslexic friend recently mispelled Jedward ...
Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 1:18,
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happy hunukkah, motha fuckah!b3ta.com/links/1103058
damn, wrong reply button. oh well
(damn, wrong reply button. oh well
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 3:34,
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I can't not respond to that with this ...
Not a pearoast - just something old I found in the archives of potentially bad taste that I surely never intended to post.
(Not a pearoast - just something old I found in the archives of potentially bad taste that I surely never intended to post.
Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 2:29,
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These are some fine productsyou are an innovator, I look forward to your TED talk.
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:52,
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Why thank you. Years of contemplation has gone into these fine products.
( Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 1:08,
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Wanted: serious investorsIād like to ask for Ā£250,000 for a five percent stake in my new invention, the WalkyRainy-Heatmaster 3000ā¢. Walking between your workplace and the shop next door in the rain has never been so easy. This will revolutionise the way people walk around in the rain.
Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:45,
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Is it called the 3000 because it embodies a level of technology that will still be considered cutting-edge in the year 3000?
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:47,
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In a word: you might be onto something there.
( Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:48,
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In the year 3000 that will all be one wordyoumightbeontosomethingthere.
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:49,
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Its prongs are too high to poke people in the eyeso it's a massive improvement on current walkrainy devices for me.
(,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:00,
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She nose what she's talking about
All credit to HappyToast, on whose original this was based.
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