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# Does anyone know a good way to keep gullaballoos out of my garden?
A humane way if possible…

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
# I tried a flaming shit hammer, but burnt my hand. I may have lit the wrong end...
but burnt my hand. I may have lit the wrong end...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:44, archived)
# ha ha ha !
I'm gonna make one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
# Carrots of War

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
# "don't fire till you see the whites of their stalks, ginger!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)
# *awaits that gif with the JJ face on it*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Fake
no carrot tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Lovely
Top work
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Cunt those dirty parsnip bastards right in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Throbbly for Pedro, because he likes this sort of thing...
because he likes this sort of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
# I'm unsure ...
b3ta.com/features/faq/#unsure
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Boing :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Looks like Eric Bana
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Would...
…er…hang on! HAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:49, archived)
# mmm, hawt!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:44, archived)
# I...I can't..
stop looking at it
(wbiskit, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Harold shipman being viciously attacked by a bucket of rabid crabs.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:24, archived)
# now draw Barbarella doing battle with Flash Gordon in the cockpit of the millenium falcon
doing battlesexing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# :D
near enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Has a whiff of alleged 70s TV sex crimes ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:01, archived)
# *masturbates ferociously*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Please get help....with your predilictions, I mean...not..oh, whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:15, archived)
# Top work there
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:28, archived)
# He doesn't seem to be minding it that much.
or the crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:31, archived)
# *clicky*
Also, I would like to see an image of this person at his most smug, before getting caught.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
# oh nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Oh good show
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)
# they must be important men
they hold elevated positions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
# get out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
# make me!
*raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)
# my, they are all sitting there without a single erection
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Very nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Ta Moley
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)
# :-) brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:08, archived)
# I'll doff my cap to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Ta Shallows
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Like!
click
(wbiskit, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
# I'm ahead of schedule for once! I have time to play on B3TA!

What should I draw this afternoon?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)
# well that's a good start
no yiff and remarkably tasteful. nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# *makes a note of the word "yiff" *
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:15, archived)
# harold shipman being viciously attacked by a bucket of rabid crabs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# oh yes, this please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# my imagination is a fun place to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
# I'm not at all sure crabs can carry rabies, but as you were, don't mind me
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:31, archived)
# they could hold little vials of it in their pincers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Yes of course
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:47, archived)
# draw some more pictures of your mum
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# this same shot from the other angle
elevate the camera 9 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Enhance...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Vegetables fighting over who gets to grow in the best spot in the border
in a WW1 stylee
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:02, archived)
# Can you draw Vlada258 and his shit spammy blog getting banned from /links ?
This may be a tricky one.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# blancmange wrestling
(the 80s pop group not the dessert)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha! Death to all yiffers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
# She has thighs as thick as her midriff.
imjustsayin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:02, archived)
# The "Chun Li" look
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Chun Ki
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
# sturdy girl
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:05, archived)
# proper walnut crushers
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
# something with Jack

or the denizens dicking about in a box of dildos
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
# thanks
i now have a mental image of the denizens having dildo races, each of them wearing tiny pink cowboy hats as they sit astride their battery-powered steeds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:13, archived)
#
Some vaguely human furred chimera doing thing with a cdc in a weightless environment?
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:12, archived)
# A massive wooden box splits apart to reveal a host of angry mutant bees
intent on stinging a classroom filled with lackadaisical student types. They can barely muster the effort to pick themselves up and run away as the swarm descends, instead tweeting pictures of the bees and their hapless friends at the front who have already been stung and are swelling up due to anaphylactic shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:14, archived)
# before being rescued by michael caine in a yellow citroen 2cv
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:17, archived)
#
They haven't made films like that since 1978
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:20, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:30, archived)
# An astute frenchman, who mocks a drainpipe salesman.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Stoma
Lustreboy reliably tells me you'll thank him
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)
# *googles*
*ungoogles*
*UNGOOGLES*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Farewell fella


I have dundid a new spanging pan in your honour
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Best spanging gif ever
You sir, are a talent
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:56, archived)
# apppropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Serial Killers of the United States
Now you can learn WHILST you masturbate with this handy wallchart!


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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)
# no Zodiac Killer :(

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:29, archived)
# He's difficult to draw
on account of no-one knowing who he was or what he looked like
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:34, archived)
# *cough*jack tarrance*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
# my personal fav' theory was that he was someone of power and stature
and that several high up police officers protected him to such a degree that he was free to do what he liked
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:37, archived)
# you always get those ones
but the fbi have refused to confirm or deny that jack tarrance is the zodiac. one of their researchers even said on camera that it's much more fun letting people wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:43, archived)
# I still think Zodiac was Arthur Leigh Allen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:56, archived)
# partial dna profile didn't match allen
not to mention he looked fuck all like the eyewitnesses reported
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:59, archived)
# ex navy, used to cyphers
Allen was a hunter - Zodiac bragged about liking to hunt humans as they made for better prey

Allen owned a foot long knife with a sheath with rivets - one of the victims was killed the same way (they never examined the wounds to see if they matched)

Allen wore size 10.5 - Zodiac left size 10.5 footprints at a murder scene

Allen 'jokingly' admitted he was Zodiac and said he'd prove it by killing a cab driver - Zodiac killed a cab driver and sent them proof

Zodiac used a bomb diagram in one of his his cyphers and said he bought his 'tools' from hunting and trade magazines - Allen had bomb making ingredients and mail order magazines in his basement

but yer right he looked nothing like the eye witnesses *cough* he was probably just set up ...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# compelling, i grant you
but size 10.5 feet are hardly a rarity in men and there are plenty of nutters who could have bomb-making ingredients in their houses. they even suspected the unabomber at one point. it's unusual for serial killers to deviate from their normal m.o, so despite the threats, i don't think he'd ever really have bombed anyone, not personal enough for him. i suppose we'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:29, archived)
# I've read a few books on him..fascinates me at how he was never caught
and how the police totally fucked up with evidence, things going missing...he had/still has them running in circles.



(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)
# every century has its ripper
zodiac is the ripper of the 20th. fuck knows what's next, probably some cyborg thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Woo! HH Holmes is basically the grandfather of every Saw movie ever.
A scary bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
# I read a book (The Devil In The White City) about him,
and my main feeling was that he lived his life rather like a 70s sitcom, but one in which he had to keep the serial killings from the wife instead of an affair.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:22, archived)
# you've got to admit
that thing with the safe was a bit clever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Very informative
*masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
# you need to defecate first
then masturbate into it.

*amatures*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# is it bad that i've heard of all of them?
also, there seems to be some doubt about desalvo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# do you have new information?
WAS IT YOU? DID YOU DO IT?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:37, archived)
# i wasn't even born then!
he was never charged with the murders, they locked him away for rape and burglary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:42, archived)
# not having been born seems a VERY CONVENIENT EXCUSE
I'm keeping my eye on you
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:46, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:53, archived)
# lovely stuff
in a not lovely stuff way

90+! that's some serious effort Gary Ridgway went to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:39, archived)
# if you think that's high
google colombian serial killers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:45, archived)
# PAH! He's no Shipman
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Good grief.
You've plenty to choose from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:52, archived)
# the pacific north west is affectionately known as the serial killers' playground
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:54, archived)
# This bit in particular makes nice bedtime reading
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States#Unidentified_serial_killers
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Being on this list is something to aspire to!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
# Super
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Damn you
I just spent the last hour on Wikipedia because of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
# there's a fantastic book
called infamous crimes that shocked the world. it's fucking massive, but it's a great read. lost my copy many moons ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)
# And another twenty minutes...
Thanks for the recommendation. Just been reading about H. H. Holmes's castle. Jeebus.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:50, archived)
# i'd love a proper look at the design of that place
there was some twisted genius going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:56, archived)
# The Shots Fairy.

She's here to hold your hair out of the bowl.
Larger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
# and she looks scarily like the evil fairy godmother from shrek 2
ah, laughing at the u-bend and getting chunky hair. just another reason i got mine cut short.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:18, archived)
# "chunky hair"
Best description ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# :D
once tried, never forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:18, archived)
# this is making me think of Branston Pickle
but I'm not entirely sure why
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# she looks feisty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:32, archived)
# WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Aaaw, she likes me
Look at her lovely big eyes
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
# she looks like Sarah Alexander
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] In Espace no-one can hear you scream


Click for bigger (493 kb)
(mrwoggle, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:14, archived)
# I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you open the sunroof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
# Clive!
(Astatine, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:35, archived)
#
It appears that b3ta is no longer hosted in Texas (USA) but somewhere in Germany. Now I can access it from my t-mobile phone -- no more '504' errors. YAY!!!

...but now, I am in danger of not getting work done while at work. :/

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:32, archived)
# o_0


BIGGAAR NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:42, archived)
# COCKNEYLOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# I was thinking last night that if you combined your Cock Knee idea with Mofaha's Fall Fashion joke that it might quickly gain in popularity
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:48, archived)
# WHOAH!
I DUN WANNA CRASH B3TA AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Too late!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:55, archived)
# IN-BUILT SPACEHOPPER
COMPO IT :p
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Thanks! XD
I think it might win the compo as it quickly gains in popularity
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:03, archived)
# she looks oddly cheerful for someone with a prolapse that big
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:04, archived)
# she just upgraded from the amateurlapse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:05, archived)
# oh ffs
silly bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:09, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
# This happened to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11049827
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:48, archived)
# My God, it's full of cars!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:47, archived)
# now there's something for clarkson to test-drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Floateh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Captain Fish?
b3ta.com/links/say_fish
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:07, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Topical!
Excellent work.

Hang on, the one with the helmet has died but the one without the helmet is still alive. Science, you're an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
# The helmet isn't connected to anything.
He asphyxiated.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:45, archived)
# The air feed pipe is stuck up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Dave's working a pump out the back
wile grandad tackles the light fitting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:34, archived)
# Ace :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:35, archived)
# nice floatage
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Nice floaty actionz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Far too clever for here!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Far too good for here
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 0:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Die Würstchen werden in die Rohrleitungen eingeklemmt und die Rohre Vorwölbung aufgrund dieser Umstände.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:36, archived)
# wir brauchen den Klempner mit den engen Wendeschlüssel und Hämmer, to die Dinge thumpen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:44, archived)
# mehr thumpen!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Meanwhile - SHOP THIS!




DE-RIS: www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a544601/jeremy-clarkson-sorry-after-tweeting-gay-ct-picture.html
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:23, archived)
# What are we, your etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/delboyclarkson.jpg NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Oh Yes!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:45, archived)
#
*edit* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Good on P O'G :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Now Suitable For Wanking:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:15, archived)
# An ode to downtime
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:09, archived)
#
oh dear, just my thought
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:12, archived)
# *does coffee lol on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha

I don't know what everybody's complaining about. We just had more two hours worth of wanktime.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:22, archived)
# so what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Cor!
Clever c@bbage is clever

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:14, archived)
#
:-) There wasn't much else to do yesterday evening
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Trigger Memorial 15 hours of silence
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Woo very nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
# i tried accessing b3ta from my T-Mobile phone, and crashed the gateway
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:16, archived)
#
CDCs are magenta
Boiling piss blue
I've never seen a placenta
and I don't know where this poem is going but imagine it behind glass with a couple of Feathers of Emotion and signed by Darren and now I'll go put on some more coffee
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzbvqW_dOwY
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Skillz. You haz 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Ooh cheers Ghoti
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
# You need to man up.
That way you'll be able to hold gayshift in your heart all day long!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Seems fair
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:26, archived)
# gayshift in your heart?
you're doing it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Two Paul Gascoigne's!!....there's only Two Paul Gascoigne's!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:23, archived)
# I was like :'(
but now I'm like :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:46, archived)
# What greyscale-matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:47, archived)
# yay pearoast thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:49, archived)
# *guilty lol*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:11, archived)
# epic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:28, archived)
# I really fucked up, though. When you see it you'll realise it's just another photoshop fake.
though. When you see it you'll realise it's just another photoshop fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:33, archived)
# I see it now.. how's he breathing in space?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:39, archived)
# No. Two Earths
Count them. There are two
I'm such a fool
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:45, archived)
# you fooled the fool you fool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Comic Sans
moon porn.... pass the man size tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks. Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:53, archived)
# I regret nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
# er, has something happen?
in spase?

if it was in spase then I couldn't have heard it.

edit: oh I see I mlgmlgnlgmlgmglmgl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
# Just wait until re-entry. Then they'll be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
# hehehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:32, archived)
# oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, archived)
# In space, no one can hear you scream
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Union regulations clearly stipulate that space-based suicide is achieved by stepping out of an airlock...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Cowjam?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Horsebutter
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Sexy tiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:10, archived)
# lovin' the work mr mole
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh wow we're back!


What happened there then?

(With apologies to Arthur C Clarke)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# I've never felt so alone!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Oh wow, now finally available in handy pocket sized version!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
# nein! du hast mein testicle gestohlen!
fucking comment was modded/deleted...can't say what ye want round here now.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:30, archived)
# wtf

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:48, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 12:25, archived)
# :D
*tears out page*
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
# As long as you don't take from the section entitled "Proper wiping techniques"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# A chunky tome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:27, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
# yeesh, there's a frightening device to be strapped to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Knees in the stirrups, please...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:23, archived)
# =^.^=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Access granted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
# fuck off stupid cat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:53, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:43, archived)
# Well that was more than a bit boring
Not your pic - the down time
Pic gets a click for expressing how I felt :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)
# A crow going to a job interview.
(Pelle ghola, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:13, archived)
# This is very pleasing
I hope he gets the job :-)
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
# TJ - Hello B3ta. Was it just me who couldn't log on for the last 20 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
#
Ive only just got in now, couldnt all last night either.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
# B3ta went dark, last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Here's a handy link to see if it's just you :
www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Yes I found that one too -
It is amazing how desperation overcomes you when b3ta is not here :-(
.
edit - and this one too - www.isitdownrightnow.com/
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Went down around 19.30 if memory serves me well
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:07, archived)
# It lives!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Paedogeddon!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)

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