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# Dizzy
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:34, archived)
# random gif
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 4:52, archived)
# random gif
*
*hahajusskiddinbro
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 5:00, archived)
# random git
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 8:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:58, archived)
# spintime
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:10, archived)
# schpinny!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:16, archived)
# like a human origami windmill
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:31, archived)
# i've seen that ring before
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 4:48, archived)
# Pedro wears it proudly.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 5:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:23, archived)
# and inside they're like....

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:12, archived)
# sticky milk
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:19, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:29, archived)
# Brain bork
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:36, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRGH
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Tiny sugar willies.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:45, archived)
# ...better than maggots in your fried rice
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:48, archived)
# Ups the protein content, though
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:55, archived)
# Bloody hell
are /talk still here? Just because you've bored each other shitless on your own unfunny board, try to stay out of the rest of life.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:05, archived)
# Next door's gone to shit, it's time to come over and ruin this page too.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:07, archived)
# This is the single reason
I have no objection to the student loan policy. Blame yourselves.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Eh?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:12, archived)
# It is half term
And this board goes to hell. Every year. Coincidence my arse.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:55, archived)
# Is this some clever satire about the EU saying they can't give free tution to scots and no one else if scotland leaves the UK?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:14, archived)
# No.
I'm not that clever. It is my way of saying B3ta was complete boring bollocks today.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:29, archived)
# If only it could be busy AND interesting again :(
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:33, archived)
# I can't help with that
because I'm not very funny. But today was shite on here.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:36, archived)
# All I've ever done on here was talk shit
I stayed out of things today, principally because it was a big yawn. But still. More posts and less bullshit would be nice.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:38, archived)
# Pureile
and juvenile can be a laugh. But just calling the mods peadoes is very boring. Not saying you did, can't be bothered to look back.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:41, archived)
# It's a fucking disgrace
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:28, archived)
# You tell 'em
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:10, archived)
# i spot a couple of chodes and/or doublecocks
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:24, archived)
# siamesecock
/whoah_autocomplete_WTF!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:25, archived)
# Sorry about that
/ac
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:29, archived)
# heed no do permited to going the person temmby woroing terrislylastly
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 1:40, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:08, archived)
# Must have taken ages...
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:13, archived)
# not even 10 minutes
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:17, archived)
# So you didn't draw them by hand,
I'm underwhelmed now.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:43, archived)
# i didn't want to get all sticky
ummm....
FUCK!


(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] And just down the river
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:52, archived)
# What is this sudden hundreds and thousands fetish?
D:
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
# ^abused by hundreds and thousands as a kid
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
# That giant pink ring, sprinkled with hundreds and thousands... it's bringing it all back!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Is time even real?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:29, archived)
# WINNER!


(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Who puts hundreds and thousands on a cake?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:30, archived)
# Whomsoever did that cake.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:32, archived)
# the image I used
warning huge cake image - is.gd/At8zUp
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
# cheers
it made me want to eat cake
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Totally wonderful
Total clickage.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:42, archived)
# lovely shop
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 7:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Wonderful work sir.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
# RIP HAROLD RAMIS :(
My shitty Photoshop tribute.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Wow really?
Shit :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah. :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
# It can't have just been me and my brother that 'crossed the streams'
can it, (of piss) because of this movie.?
(He isn't 14 years older or anything)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
# awww, nothing like 2 40-somethings crossing the streams, LOL
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
# "... looking for like-minded inddividuals"
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Check out Craigslist
For All Your Dating & Romantic Needs

NSFW NSFW NSFW stlouis.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=m4m
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
# I had never heard of that acronym before
and now it is in my browser history. I should probably trust you more.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
# adult dinosaur, feel free to masturbate

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Show us yer cloaca!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
#

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:01, archived)
# I can't believe you've shaved your beard.
:(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
# i wish i was that pretty :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
# I wish you were that covered in dinosaur spunk.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# ^jel
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
# i bet them really big fuckers had buckets of it
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:15, archived)
# God.
Imagine being on the end of a Peter North from a stegosaurus. Imagine.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
# that is a very nice dinosaur ssg, why do you think you have drawn this?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:16, archived)
# to impress chicks
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)
# wank the dino?
his little arms no good. I bet that's why it has a long neck if you know what I mean.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Cake! In the FUTURE!!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
# I'd reply, but yeah, lolignore.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Is everyone ignoring everyone else now?
don't reply! it'll add to the confusion :D
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cake !
.
.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff :)
:D
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo! That chocolatey 'e' looks good right now...
Have Google Chrumb:
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Nicely
Has the Talk invasion ended? Only just emerged from the bunker.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Sssshhhh!!
They might be hiding...
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
# hope not, it's been like b3ta again today
Instead of the recent slow-moving faint-praise circle-jerk mumsnet faceswap/spam fest.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
# That wasn't b3ta
That was talk smelling blood.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
# Blood?
Bit generous. Most of the weepy Nancys who got their knickers wet today have lavender soap and puppy tears in their veins.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
# As I said earlier, it's a sad day when pointing out that images of sexualised children are against the T&C's is regarded as trolling.
Even more so when the moderator repsonsible is clearly wanking over them.
Basically, Happytoast fingers kids.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Hate to contradict but I was in that conversation and my stats
demonstrate that I am not /talk, as my behaviour so far demonstrates I am not troll.
Dismissing an argument by simply labelling your protagonator as invalid is at best lazy, at worst fascist.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# So you got drawn in.
Well done you.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
# It's a rare thing to see 'The Legless' employed on /board, but here we are.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Oh I get it: I'm stupid.
well lol
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
# No idea if you're stupid.
You do appear to be struggling with simple English. No offence like. We can't all be fluent.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# I'm sure you could pick basic flaws in half arsed typed comments all night.
Here are your 10 points for whatever it is you think I got wrong.

*TEN POINTS*
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)
# So now according to you, my opinion is invalid.
Very sloppy.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# I'm not being drawn into an argument about arguments.
You're clearly trying to bait me. Yeah, you're not a troll at all.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Good lord.
Do you actually think this is all about you? How sweet. Who the fuck are you?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Yeah, not feeding the troll again.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Every single post you've made today had been a response to this particular argument.
Every single one.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:19, archived)
# That's just a lie.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:24, archived)
# So, sticking to the subject, in which reply have you addressed my criticism that
Titillating images of children is wrong?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:12, archived)
# Three points on that.
One: it wasn't a picture of a child.
Two: yes, indecent pictures of children are wrong.
Three: Even if it had been an indecent picture of a child (it wasn't, see point One), then the way of dealing with it was not the shitstorm that ensued.

Here's the thing. None of /talkers involved in the argument gave a toss about the picture. They just saw an opportunity to troll. Mongy (was it? I don't really care) posted at least one truly indecent picture of Dora the Explorer naked in the following LOL threads. It wasn't racy like taters picture was, but it was a naked picture of a child and no one batted an eyelid.

So yeah, if you got drawn into the argument on their side you were trolled just as much as the rest of the board.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Do pipe down, you creepy nonce.
These 'talkers' you are feebly attempting to dismiss have been around longer and contributed more to this site than you have, you pompous little tit. Edjogs has only posted three times to /talk in over ten years, ffs.

And that cunt mongy only has fifty-odd front pages.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:30, archived)
# He explicitly asked me for a reply.
I'm sorry I've only been here almost 10 years. Your whole 8 months longer than me here completely invalidate my existance. It completely negates the fact you've been involved in a total farce for most of the afternoon and evening. In fact, have another 8 points. One for each month. Here. YOU DESERVE THEM.

*8 POINTS*
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Can I raise a practical question at this point?
Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Meet you there. You bring the goats, I'll bring the candles and the unholy trigram
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha christ...pompous
coming from the cunt who said

(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)
# We should just scrap /talk
this place can barely support one board these days and the nauseating fwuffy love-in and creepy cartoon tits needs washing away with some proper old skool b3tanism.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)
# more dodgy giggles, less dodgy wankers
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:58, archived)
# agreed
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
# Also: drbroon for Mod.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)
# excluded from interview stage. reason: lacking experience in nonce apologism
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 7:01, archived)
# Days like this almost make me want to e-mail cr3 and beg pwetty pwease for my proper account to be un-suspended.
Almost.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:00, archived)
# A'ight hodgey?
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:38, archived)
# The 'suicide by mod' thing was most impressive.
I do kind of hope it wasn't your doing though.
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 0:42, archived)
# I'm not sure
it still smells like dirty running shoes in here
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Super
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Woo nicely :)
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)
# blek!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)
# ahh yes, the wondrous aquatic life

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Everything now makes sense.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
# HaHaHa!!!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
# Excellent!!!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:54, archived)
# Toptip: Always keep your eyes on teh cock.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
# PAEDO!!! she was a child actress once!!!
u nonce, LOLz
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
# It's high time the FAQ was amended, after all, the police could swoop on this website at any moment
All images must now carry a disclaimer about age-restricted content, link any content that's rude or sweary, and not feature animals or vegetables under the age of 21
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Is she being slobbered on by Churchill?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
# or by Milosevic?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
# No, and I had a picture for that answer, but I can't find it.
Must have been lost in the b3tards change to user accounts. I'll check my backups, until then this...
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
# DANGERCOCK
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
# cockjarjarcockjar
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:17, archived)
# A-ha-ha-ha....
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
# Love this one!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Praise the lord of B3ta
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
# Eyes?
Thought it was thighs
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:49, archived)
# whoa
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:46, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
# This makes me giggle like a loon.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:36, archived)
# muahaha
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)
# This wins everything
Thanks for the reminder. Had a little pee again
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
# oh man, just looked down the board, seems like b3ta went all daily mail earlier
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
# fun times had by all-but-a-few ;D
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:23, archived)
# srs intrnt
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
# ikr
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Talk just took the chance to cook up a fuss.
None of them actually gave a toss.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:46, archived)
# We Survived
Love this
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 23:15, archived)
# thks
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 2:09, archived)
# He's with Gozer now
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:22, archived)
# That's beautiful, man.
<3 5eva
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23, archived)
# hold on, are YOU a god?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
# St Peter is the Gatekeeper
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Then, young Skywalker, you shall DIE!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
#
g m
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
# sad news
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:26, archived)
# This is all a massive publicity stunt as he's still in the third film, filming due to begin next spring
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Wait ... was there a second film?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:28, archived)
# They killed Caspar :'(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Was he the black one?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:30, archived)
# He played Rico in Aliens 3
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Wait ... was there a second film?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:33, archived)
# OMG SO MANY TRILOGIES
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
# u ok, hun?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
# If not, I'm sure Dan Aykroyd
can come up with an amazing script, perhaps with an annoying child actor playing the son of Egon.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:34, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Shia Lebeouf if he can be talked out of his long-overdue suicide attempt
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:41, archived)
# Actually, don't bother
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Was he the one who shat all over the Indiana Jones legacy?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Wait ... was there a second film?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:51, archived)
# He's the one currently going round screaming 'LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME'
as part of his whole 'retiring from the public eye' thing.

Also, The Metro says he's mental so it must be true.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Let's hope he has a breakdown and chokes on a drugs sandwich.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
# I thought he died in about 1985.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:50, archived)
# lego is shit
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# You're thinking of Doctor Who.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:58, archived)
# I am fully aware of the shitness of dr who
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:13, archived)
# You should watch it a bit more to make sure.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
# No - you're thinking of good music...
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Is Ray Parker Junior dead yet?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Six studio albums. Eight 'best of' compilations.
Always a sign of a successful recording career.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:06, archived)
# See also: Status Quo
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:50, archived)
# that was Yul Brinner
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:57, archived)
# No no. That was Bruce Wayne.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Rock Hudson?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:05, archived)
# I've got a bit of a thing for Doris Day.
I'm pretty certain that makes me homosexual.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:07, archived)
# only if you're a cockney
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Whip crack away whip crack away knees up mother brown whoops 'ave a banana.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:07, archived)
# holy fuck
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Doctor Flap Investigates
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:49, archived)
# phindin fogis four: hengisberry belly
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Is this the intro to my nightmares?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# nice night for sum nutrients



(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:10, archived)
# You're not helping ease my night-sweats, you know.
"Flip, flap and fly...we're all gonna die..."
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:58, archived)
# Pfft...
I can see your flaps
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
# alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
/ac
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
# top oblongs
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:31, archived)
# NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:10, archived)
# Kiwi FLAP
yes
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Evil legs.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Fixed that for you.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
# suspiciously mature
it's almost as if you're trying to hide something.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Dunno what you mean.
Those are bakewell tarts with cherries on top.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:51, archived)
# you could at least put some fucking effort in
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
# Very Teletext
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Veletext.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:03, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:25, archived)
# I'm only having a raugh.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Dear modern art flap, thank you for saving the internet.
The end.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:15, archived)
# I've prolly asked this before
but are you a cat with the powers of a cow or a cow with the powers of a cat?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
# I graze and meow.
That question is too heavy, man.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Yay welcome back FLAP
The day Talk invaded the Board. I will tell my grandchildren about this day but I still have no girlfriend, wife or children so this may all take some time. Keep with me
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:55, archived)
# farewell sweet hulk
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)
# He got bored waiting for 'Ghostbusters 3'.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:38, archived)
# this is me sitting up a stepladder having a shit in a bucket and doing a big hot splashy wee on a giant panda
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
# lies
you don't own a stepladder
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:42, archived)
# it has everything
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
# let's face it, pandas are asking for it
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)
# see? they're cunts!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:53, archived)
# I love your use of light...
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
# HOT PISS
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)
# This place would be dead on its arse if you weren't posting.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
# ON ITS ARSE
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
# its arse
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:32, archived)
# ARSE
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:38, archived)
# arse chevron
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
# its pert, childish, scantily-clad arse
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
# nice chevron dude
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:06, archived)
# arse
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Panda arse
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:44, archived)
# arse
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:16, archived)
# You should be hung.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
# lolwut
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Thats that Brian Sewer bloke.
He loves a good art he does.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
# he refused to come to Salford because he thought he'd get stabbed
he was fucking well right
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:53, archived)
# too soon, way too soon :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Harold Ramis is dead....aawk no :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
# i hope you're joking :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:36, archived)
# sorry pet
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Well, there goes a decent Ghostbusters 3 with one dead and Bill Murray refusing.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
# bugger
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:44, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:16, archived)
# do.. ray.. 'e gone
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:30, archived)
# Gone to collect spores, mold and fungus.
G'night, Egon.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:35, archived)
# He died of complications of autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis, a rare disease that involves swelling of the blood vessels.
I have that in my penis.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:45, archived)
# I drew this
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Well the subject matter won't be to everyone's taste
But the execution is superb
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
# impressive
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# never mind the quality, feel the ink
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# 3 pubes per bollock, all seems to be in order if viewing on a black and white tv
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# Etch-a-Sketch is BRILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Massive WKLY?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
# too old, try again
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Roma Victor!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
# is that in europe?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# IT'S THE FI-NAL COUNT-DOWN!
doodle-oo doo, da da dah dah daaaaaah
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
# number 2 in a series of however many i can be arsed doing
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
# evil tasty bringer of heartburn
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)
# sad but true
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
# I just had some pom bear
I'll probably be judged harshly.

*cries a little*

WHY GOD, WHY?!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:03, archived)
# you weak fool!
have you been watching the ads on CITV or something?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Nah, I'm mental innit.
LOL!


WEEEEEEEEEE!

etc.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
# i don't believe you
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)
# That's because
of the shoe elves.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:54, archived)
# understandable
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)
# porn bear?

is that the stuff with the massive head on it?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
# A huge bare bear head
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:08, archived)
# frothy
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# it's like fucking wikipedia on here all of a sudden
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:04, archived)
# i wouldn't know, i've never fucked wikipedia
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:12, archived)
# can't wait for no. 3, I'm shitting myself in anticipation
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:27, archived)
# In a panic, I once used crumbled frazzles instead of breadcrumbs
to top a macaroni cheese I was making. My goodness it was amazing.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Sounds like the food of the gods
Very emergency can't go to the shops gods :)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
# it's genius like that that could put Blumenthal out of a job
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Wierdly he's used Frazzles on one of his shows
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Shit,
cover blown.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:38, archived)
# and thus are great creations made
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:12, archived)
# so much salt
can't..... feel..... tongue!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:06, archived)
# stop licking dolphins, then
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:13, archived)
# I'm looking forward to salt and vinegar chipsticks.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:16, archived)
# never stick one up your nose
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Anywhere else is fine though, right?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:30, archived)
# sure
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:34, archived)
# SURPRISE!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
# Cor
That's a bit good.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:41, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Brilliant Q!
:D
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
# Cheers fella
;)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
# mmmmm...
own head in chocolate.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Woo very nicely :)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Beautiful!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:54, archived)
# nice!
he looks like a minion!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)

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