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# :D
(herman:D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:28, archived)
# :D top work
also, wobbly arm statue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:42, archived)
# second one made me lol
3rd the joke had already worn thin ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
# The second one didn't load for me, so I lol'd at the third one
and then the second one loaded and the joke had worn thin oh god what do I do now I don't know what to think anymore
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:56, archived)
# click both
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous. I can't click both of them, only one of them is funny.
We must discuss this as a community until we decide which animated gif of a clip of one film joined to a clip of another film is funnier than the other animated gif of a clip of one film joined to a clip of another film, and then I will click that.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Right
I'll schedule the first pre-planning meeting. How's August?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Mine's terrible, tell you what
I'll give you a call in 2015 and we'll get things moving then
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:13, archived)
# any decade now
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:05, archived)
# I think...I think I need some more coffee
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:04, archived)
# yup
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:05, archived)
# the second one has the added bonus of Potato head appearing to tut because he missed bond
the third one is too complex for my mind, he hits the electric cables which seems like a win, but clearly his reaction says no.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
# I found all three lolsome.
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Ha! So this is the one that was considered FP worthy!
I liked them all, but the first was my fave...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Too good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Always a joy to see your work
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 5:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Haha, ace
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Quick and dirty. Like your mum.


Just trying out an iPad gif app thing and seeing if I can actually bloody get the bloody thing to bloody upload any bloody where so it bloody shows as a cunting gif.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Work, Rest and.....Oh, Banksy..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Well the first thing you're doing wrong is using an iPad.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:26, archived)
# I likes it
Prefer my Mac, but arty software is soooo pricey. The poxy Windows H8.1 craptop is pathetic for any art stuff. Some nice apps on the iPad have taught me some things I never new how to do on Gimp and CS etc... So it's been quite helpful.

Anything is better than Coral Draw - What I started on 11 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:37, archived)
# I see your point (insert joke).....(insert 'insert joke') etc.
Agreed about the Windows 8, and CS isn't exactly a walk in the park. Though the iPad is quite intuitive and user friendly I always find it very restrictive, and I can't bring myself to give Apple money for taking away my freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 20:01, archived)
# The reply in which he says 'badger cum'.
It all depends what you want from it. My arty app thing cost £5 and pisses all over any arty prog I've had before.

The best thing about it is.... I can use it.

I have Gimp and CS2, but it's way too heavy for me. It may be brilliant, but it's a bag of badger cum if you can't use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 20:05, archived)
# And anyway, I'm old and mature now (pfffft!)
The best software/computer is the one you have. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 20:02, archived)
# Ha yeah can't argue with that,
we fear change.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Wears holes in my pockets and is all jangly
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Something like that
Acrylics on canvas 50 inches of filth


Click for bigger (338 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:12, archived)
# poor woman's disintegrating!
*click*
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# She's gripped with MCQs Fear
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:56, archived)
# yay for arts : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:27, archived)
# nice!
I can post my 6 inches of filth if u'd leik ;P~
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:52, archived)
# 6" wide
they call you tuna can
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:56, archived)
# tuna can?
...or tuna can't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:20, archived)
# this is ALL of the awesome!
Woo
Yay
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Nice
(herman:D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
# tits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:48, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:12, archived)
# I'd spread my acrylics all over her canvas
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:53, archived)
# or this?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 4:38, archived)
# For sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:56, archived)
#
Yes
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Jebas always volunteers to wash up after Easter lunch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:30, archived)
# holey palms.......soapy..... jesus.......oh fuck, pun overload!
*explodes*
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# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:36, archived)
# big :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
# lol
good for wanking too I bet
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:42, archived)
# if you've got a cock like a 6" nail, then yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# what are you saying about Jesus?
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:59, archived)
# that he had a very thin penis that he used to bang in to walls
like you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# got a problem with that?
I'll put it in you when you aren't looking if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:50, archived)
# like throwing a sausage roll up an entry
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# it's no secret that HT's anus
is a black hole of an opening.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# hey, we've all had adventures right?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:32, archived)
# some go further than others
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
# "I'll put it in you" is such a wonderful threat between two men
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:26, archived)
# no threat
PROMISE! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:31, archived)
# He was great at making bread, too
It's how he was able to feed the 5000. Gave him great joy adding the raising ingredients. Hence the popular phrase "Happy Yeaster".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:06, archived)
# TELL ME HOW YOU DO THIS
I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
# He is crafting life size effigies of Perry out of Blancmange and then green screening them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Just as well I cut it off at the neck, you don't wanna see what I'm doing to the body to create that jiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# UV mapped texture onto a cylinder and pull a few faces about to get the shape, then a SimpleDeform modifier linked to an animated NURBS curve.
So there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# So it's magic, is that what you're saying?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:51, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:39, archived)
# jiggly
and full of juice
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# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:09, archived)
# happy-happy-happy-making, very nice
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Lovely
just what I needed to see.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Hahah:D
Niceone
(herman:D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] nothing to see here, move along


sorry, was just passing through.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# NWOT - Happy Easter from the first and last LV426 Easter Egg Hunt
BIGGA 220k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:02, archived)
# DELICIOUS EGGS!
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# spaang! D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
# *waves* as she passes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 18:05, archived)
# I'm still trying with th oils
here's my latest attempt if ayone's interested.


Click for bigger (213 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:15, archived)
# when you say "trying with the oils"......
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# also, this is rather excellent
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# you pervert
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:20, archived)
# hehheh
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# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# getting there
slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# who is it of?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:45, archived)
# It's John Hannah
but it might be a bit Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# it's uncanny
i was going to say that if he's a black mongoloid with an afro then it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# is that the little gimp off the mummy?
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# yus
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:59, archived)
# NNOOOoooo!!
XD it's a self portrait. I'm the only one I have to sit for me :'(
although I've found a life drawing class for Tuesday : D so that's good practice.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# how do you sit for you and paint you?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Renaissance Selfies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# ha!
the neo self impressionist movement
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Most of mine involve painting
from pics of me. You can't upset anyone else that way!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:29, archived)
# so are you that choice piece of arse in those pics then?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# I use a fair bit
of artistic lincence.

Edit: by far the most accurate pic is the one by Smallbrainfield.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# don't harsh my buzz sister!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:35, archived)
# You really need to get some lovely ladies to sit for you
*sexy funtimes guaranteed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:32, archived)
# you've seen Titanic
one too many times
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:36, archived)
# that one guy!
...from 'House' ...I think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# william katt?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0091223/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:29, archived)
# greatest american hero
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# i prefer norm peterson
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# I love that film
Big Ben ftw
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:37, archived)
# it was a decent show
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# I'm interested
Because it is very good. I love the Hummus of B3ta but also love the arts when they appear.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:52, archived)
# I always get teh fear
of posting arts, fear of getting slated.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# you shouldn't, you're clearly very talented
but expect some light ribbing at a minimum, it is b3ta after all

edit - shouldn't worry, not shouldn't post arts (just thought i should clarify!)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# I expect anything from b3ta lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
You said "light ribbing"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:27, archived)
# i meant to say dry buggering
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Me too
But I have to say I rarely get a bashing; I'm usually complimented or just ignored. Occasionally people add things to my pics for comic effect, which is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:09, archived)
# haha yes I like too.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# In fairness it's pretty good
and much better than anything that George W Bush churned out last week.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:19, archived)
# you know what
I hate to admit it, but I'm glad for Bush, painting and all that. lol
I would love to paint and chat with him. That'd be awesome, I bet it'd be a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# this I like
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:49, archived)
# Nice work!
A bit of atmospheric depth.
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 20 Apr 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Anybody want an acne carriage?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Just spotted this !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:33, archived)
# ugh :(
and, nwot

What is your pleasure, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:20, archived)
# :D well done!
Katy Perry makes wonderful source material, eh?
I think it's all of the high-res pics available.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:10, archived)
# looks rude lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:12, archived)
# AAAGH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:29, archived)
# facegash is disturbing
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:48, archived)
# If you want a good insurance quote, go to comparethemarket.com
"Pimples!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:20, archived)
# nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:30, archived)
# I'll squeeze one in :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:58, archived)
# I present to you, jar jar gabor!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Some people call them ears, others call them handholds
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:44, archived)
# so, you would then!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Meesa woman, dahlink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Know your punctuation


(According to the archive, I have been away for 4 years. Hello again!)
(quickdrawmacaw, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:56, archived)
# :)
welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Hello again
I too have been away for many, many years.

I came back because I had run out of humus and fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:30, archived)
# It's that time again!


and


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# light stun damage from easter over-fooding still, my immunity to things like this is wiped out
giggling incessantly
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:19, archived)
# where's me frying pan?????
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:43, archived)
# This is what my brain does when I don't keep an eye on it.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Diaresis
No doubt from a dodgy umlaut.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 17:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:25, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:20, archived)
# there's usually a perfectly reasonable explanation for these things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Oh yes, this!
Happy Eater Easter
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:53, archived)
# nice choice of icons
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Haha!
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
A wolf in shepherds clothing!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:12, archived)
# mmmmm, shepherd pie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:31, archived)
# dingoes ate my saviour
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Working together they could have moved that rock.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:25, archived)
# FP this sumbitch right NOW!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Chocolate raa-in


Happy bullshit religious day you bummers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Happy Jesus Day! Repent Sinners!


Click for bigger (167 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:03, archived)
# tasty Jesus chews
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 0:52, archived)
# Creme Egg, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 1:25, archived)
# aww and eww =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:26, archived)
# Squeezing for Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:13, archived)
# Chocolate-wrapped cheeses!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:35, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:26, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:41, archived)
# You know who else arrived in a giant egg?
Mork, from Mork&Mindy. Not to be confused with Bork&Bindy, which was a pilot show starring the Swedish Chef and Bindy Irwin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd5UT_lmzIY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 1:18, archived)
# Darth Vader lived in an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 1:28, archived)
# Quite apt, since Anakin Skywalker was a Jesus-like figure
(who went horribly bad).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 1:31, archived)
# Perry 4
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 1:33, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:36, archived)
# STOP WITH THE MUSHROOMS ALREADY!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 Apr 2014, 4:14, archived)
# Cannot look away
Cannot look away
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:05, archived)
# HEM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 1:23, archived)
#
thanks, happy easter microwave to you too
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:08, archived)
# I like this
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 20 Apr 2014, 7:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 20 Apr 2014, 0:15, archived)
# Hedge fund
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Chocolate Creams
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] BANKSY!!!!!
Don't hate the player

What have you done?!?!

.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:49, archived)
# It's never too soon at b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:30, archived)
# If you look long enough you can see a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:50, archived)
# I see the smiley fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:30, archived)
# november 9, never forget
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:52, archived)
# I thought it looked more like an advert for Nurofen
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:31, archived)
# There's a line in the sand around here somewhere...
... but fucked if I can find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:32, archived)
# Ya Ya it's an Aztec piece
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 0:18, archived)
# nurofen?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:33, archived)
# Target Infidel relief
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:54, archived)
# Yay! Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:19, archived)
# gah! thanks, you.
also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9AsH5i5nJ8
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
# thats no fear.
THIS ! is fear
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:27, archived)
# That's TEH fear.
This is just *a* fear.


No relation.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:30, archived)
# fair point .
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:31, archived)
# This always great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:23, archived)
# Spiffing
But why does it remind me of Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 8:28, archived)
# Because the double headed beast lives in Number 10
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 9:47, archived)
# ACES!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 20:45, archived)
# If that's a neurotic spider then I'm really scared.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:38, archived)
# Is he wearing a bumhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Don't be cruel. He clearly suffers from tit-eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Its the spirt of Jazz
thats just his look
(AnthT, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost from 2011 :) (found being used on Banksy's Instagram account... if it's his..


Click for bigger (171 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:03, archived)
#
instagram.com/p/kHczqRqlWw/#
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:08, archived)
# TOAP
..................
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Text On A Pachyderm
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:50, archived)
# v. good
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# The ghost of Jimmy Savile
(Justin Myass, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:37, archived)
#
My favourite of this piece is the way the light seems to blend around the testes, giving the appearance of a "fourth pube per ball" which i think is the artist showing the importance of perspective in the modern world.

Bravo!
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 21:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Lovely CDC action
the horror
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Better than Michael Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:26, archived)
# I was just about to type this exact thing :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:28, archived)
#
what
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
#
oh TMNT i guess he's making a movie of it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Everyone dies
you might as well die for a reason
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:30, archived)
# teenage microwave ninja turtles
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:36, archived)
# That Ewok's gone mouldy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:53, archived)
# What's in the snazzy leg pouch?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 18:06, archived)
#
flies
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 18:08, archived)
# I knew that!
I was just checking you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 18:12, archived)
# Just had to Google 'knew'
Stupid Kenglish language
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 18:15, archived)
# Turtle? It's clearly an Acorn Warrior
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 18:43, archived)
# Acorn Warrior ? It's clearly Dipsy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Yes, 2nd lieutenant Dipsy: Acorn Warrior.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Everyone fights,
nobody quits. You are in charge until you die or I find someone better.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 20:21, archived)
# Probably not the best job description for Duty Manager at the Old Folks' Home
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 22:41, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ART
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:29, archived)
# :D
Is that from Lee Hardcastle's banned Pingi piss take?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:30, archived)
# May well be
I'm not sure. I just knew that Pingu got away with more than the usual cartoon and Google delivered. I will check out this Hardcastle chap presently.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Hardcastle is a fantastic surname.
I'm changing my surname to Toughturret
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:18, archived)
# has Softmobilehome yet been taken as a surname?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
# DeepMotteandbailey
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:26, archived)
# i picture this as a band
similar to deep purple
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:37, archived)
# It's probably real :)
I remember seeing pingu doing a wee while watching some episode of it.

I'm sure he was made to clean up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:47, archived)
# wooden toilet seats are so unsanitary
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Cold toilet seats are so bracing.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 17:34, archived)
# clear toilet seats with barbed wire set into them
are great for making male visitors nervous
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