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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:57,
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Emily Elizabeth fell in love with little Clifford at first sight.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:00,
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Clifford the Big Grey Nonce
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:08,
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I used to try to avoid Clifford The Big Red Dog in the mornings
before my daughter went to elementary school; the theme tune is a virulent ear-worm.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:11,
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is he just far away in the bottom one?
are they in actual fact BOTH Max? discuss:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:03,
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I feel it might be the past versus present representation of his egoic structure.
Or maybe he really is a balloon.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:05,
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Bet he's feeling a bit deflated now
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 1:27,
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Neither of them are Max or Min
"That's because Mr Clifford has an average-sized penis. That will be his evidence."
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:07,
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I think fictional biggun is OK.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:08,
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It's trad dad
Or bebop in this case. Anyway JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!
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PagettyPol something something something ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:39,
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Nice.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:43,
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My mother was, and is, the wind
Can you hear her?
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PagettyPol something something something ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:54,
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SHABBA-DEE-DOO-WOP-DABBA-DEE-CLEO-LAINE-DO-DO-DABBA-DI-SKI-WOP-TASTIC!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:54,
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I miss the cosby show
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:39,
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Home Jazz Hands
Smokin'
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:53,
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Jazz, Man!
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tubaman ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:03,
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Very nice
I can see this working on Cartoon Network?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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Like an Avengers or Justice League but with Jazzers?
The Fantastic Four with Acker Bilk, Miles Davis, Jan Garbarek and Zoe Rahman.
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PagettyPol something something something ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 21:05,
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I know it's TOAP but what isn't in this image challenge? :D
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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:13,
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Hahaha
TOAP is the bedrock of B3ta and I shall defend it's use until my dying day. Well that's me dead tomorrow.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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They were only making plans for Nigel.
He couldn't make it as a punker.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:30,
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Time for another visit to the Toapiary
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Chuckman ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:29,
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I could not find the words to say. 10 minutes looked to the square. There's a great feeling and smell of the photon density.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:54,
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Happy Ed Balls Day!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:54,
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Google translate, innit?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:58,
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I could not find the words to say. 10 minutes looked to the square. There's a great feeling and smell of the photon density.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:45,
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We would've been better off keeping the afterbirth, you ungrateful little shit.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:14,
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Crumbs, that sounds a bit harsh; even for b3ta.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:15,
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you need to shop a kitten and say three hail mary's...only then can you redeem your coupons
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:53,
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Here in Merika, on the cheap cable channels
We have a surplus of 2 minute long commercials, but the worst are two nearly identical pleading for the rescue of either orphan children or abandon pets. I think they were made by the same director because the camera work is so similar. Mostly aimed directly to the sad eyes of the subjects, with a 2nd rate actress asking for donations, while depressing music plays. I would really rather watch the "I've fallen and I can't get up!" ads!
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tubaman ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:12,
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On the gooooooood ship LOLLIPOP!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:32,
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just a little more practice needed with the salute and he'll be ship-shape
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:49,
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TENNNNNNN-SH-OWWW!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:53,
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Oddly engaging
In a Max Clifford way
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:23,
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THAT MAN IS A FUCKING HUGE COCK.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:48,
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But on the other hand...
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 21:58,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:48,
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Have another slow-roasted pea
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:55,
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Dr. Lecter, Shirley?
He didn't spend all that time at evil medical school etc. etc.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:16,
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Count Hannibal Lecter VIII, surely?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:01,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:17,
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That's a Mr Meanour
Or maybe a felony.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:28,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:34,
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p2
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 23:07,
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"It's loooooog, it's looooog"
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood "It's loooooog, it's looooog" it's better than bad, it's good !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:59,
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Was that the theme with the mouth-harp?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:09,
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Your song coud catch fire it's so hot!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:02,
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Log!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
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tubaman ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:13,
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"Well why don't ya fetch me another"
"Then we can share a pair of short trunks..."
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:06,
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wood
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:53,
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Specialists in reputation management. Off you go then...
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:33,
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Max Sentence lols
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:50,
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No parole rofls
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:52,
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simple really
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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It does seem sometimes as though a lot of people can't grasp that one.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:57,
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That's wind, that is...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:13,
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More right wing authoritarian than me
Seems like a nice chap though for a nazi ;)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:08,
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One of Brian Blessed's tales is that he sparred with him.
Trust Blessed to be the one to try and plant one on the most peaceful man on Earth.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:23,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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Slide this in here...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:42,
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Hahahahaha*gasp*hahahaha
'clicked hard'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 0:27,
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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Sensitive chap enjoyed his pottery
Sorry
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:32,
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Good moment to post my new bunker pic
Runs
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:32,
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He doesn't have very
FAR to GO
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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Haha
Enjoyed 1st episode last nights was slightly lacking in violence
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:39,
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I also am enjoying it. Both me and my son found both episodes amusing, especially the woman/hammer incident. Although I'm not sure if that was meant to be funny...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:44,
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The taking a dump scene was hilarious
Some great photography throughout
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:48,
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Yes
it almost makes me want to go there. Looks lovely.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:52,
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It's very good.
I particularly like the new mix of characters. It's like reverse-consolidation of those of the movie. The Coens do some great stuff, but they always risk making something so stylised - so deep in isolated characters and cultural symbolism - that the result is unbearably grim and unwatchable (*ahem* A Serious Man ) despite being superlative 'cinematography'.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:00,
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Thankfully Joseph Heller's publishers stuck with him until he hit his stride
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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Heller...is it me you're looking for?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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Maybe this shouldn't exist...
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rjmrjm ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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those guys at Operation Yewtree are planning on digging him up to face further allegations
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:03,
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...
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$$ ✅ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:48,
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the far one's yours the rest are mine
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:51,
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They're all swamp hogs, except second right. I'd have that one.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:56,
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Is this based on a reality TV show...
...I do hope so.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Tue 29 Apr 2014, 18:01,
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Been spendin' most my life readin this...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:39,
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that song was on the wireless earlier, and I still knew all the words. I dont know if that is a good or bad thing...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:42,
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well if nothing else
it shows your long term memory is still working. well done.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:57,
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YAY!
its the just the short time thats fucking up at the moment...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:59,
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sorry
who are you again?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:00,
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*forgets log-in details*
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:24,
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shows your love for Stevie Wonder
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:14,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:24,
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b3ta
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:25,
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I'd hate to forget an edition.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:41,
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yay 'raffes........I might do a Godfrey the Annoying Giraffe......Totally ripping off this guy who used to do one about a horse on b3ta
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:48,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:58,
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at breakneck speed
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patella ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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ah, the secret unlock in Vimod's Zamboni ride
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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FUCK
THERE IS A FUNCTIONAL MOTOCYCLE STUCK IN THAT GIRAFFE'S ARSE
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:16,
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I unlocked this level on Pole Position.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 19:54,
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This is ace !
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paranoiaman ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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hmmmm....
sounds like another tall story.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:58,
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I got the first book already, just the head, I can't wait for the 2nd one, the neckst one in the series.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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Stick with it, the series has legs.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:24,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:18,
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Hahaha
you have some neck posting this ;)
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paranoiaman ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:25,
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I started this but kind of got lost along the way by confusing Marxists, Stalinists, Leninists, Maoists and Balls.
Stalinists Leninists Maoists and Balls.
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Len_in fill in something later ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:58,
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a major misunderstanding has occurred
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:01,
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:41,
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Fake and gay
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:55,
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UR mum
etc...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:57,
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sooperdave ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:05,
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horrible, but excellent! :D
WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:08,
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you have just runniend my Sunday night.
I need a drink to make it go away.
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drunksteve is not drunk ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 3:27,
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hammers... kill it.
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drunksteve is not drunk ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 6:54,
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Bolied Sm-egg :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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Tools required in real life?
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:08,
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glasses?
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heine is living in a recurring nightmare of jibberish ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:37,
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probably where you left 'em
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:29,
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Hope it runs off the mains
There will never be a battery big enough
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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tempting tepee teases
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:24,
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mods are asleep, post dogs
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:21,
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Now there's a thing of beauty
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:25,
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haha
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:27,
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Stunning
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:30,
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\o/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:35,
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if this doesnt get FP'ed, I will suck that dog's dick
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:43,
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Let's be honest here
you've done it in advance, just in case.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 0:51,
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in case because it was there
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:22,
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oh wow
hahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:00,
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Ja! Ja!
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:09,
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does that arm belong to Rob?...I heard he fingers kids and dogs.......I just hope he doesn't use the same finger
woosome
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:24,
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Mummy, I feel sick....
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:44,
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We have a winner.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 2:21,
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Robs too busy these days to do it himself.
Lovely.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 3:09,
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excellent machineryism
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 7:48,
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hahaha, rob fingers kids
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mongychops ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 9:42,
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so smooth for under 400kb.
Witchcraft I tell ye, witchcraft.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:03,
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hahahaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:26,
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that's a corker!
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patella ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 12:25,
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Wow woo yay hoopla clicks etc etc :D
I marvel at the complexity of this please tell me it took you at least a week
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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HIS ASS!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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All of the aces.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:14,
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hahahaha, modtastic
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:23,
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Thanks you lot
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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Superbly animated !
(Feels humbled by your skillz)
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paranoiaman ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 20:27,
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HOORAY FOR DRIMBLE
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vladimir ,
Mon 28 Apr 2014, 22:21,
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Majestic
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? ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 1:04,
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:D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:23,
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The end of the finger
should be brown by now.
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PooPants ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:32,
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The dog's never fed
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:19,
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oh christ on a stick
this is the best thing forever and ever
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Roxon ,
Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:57,
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