Eww, I don't even want to know the sauce pic for that ...
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Ghoti Fingers,
Wed 21 May 2014, 8:52,
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no sauce it's handmadeby " handmade " I don't mean....
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 21 May 2014, 9:00,
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Mindpiss. Have a sneaky pea on me
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 21 May 2014, 9:44,
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Not the most medically recommended method of eye irrigation
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 21 May 2014, 0:26,
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HahahaDo you have a large gun? "I've not complaints so far" yak yak yak
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 20 May 2014, 22:30,
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Oh they've all got it in for meclicks
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 20 May 2014, 22:33,
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when my (ex) wife was having an affair, her email d'amour was grassyknollgirl and his grassyknollboyi suspect that's where the first shot was fired, as it were.
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 21 May 2014, 1:56,
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He sounds like a right plank of wood.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 21 May 2014, 9:54,
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Sid!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZQ1PxNzhlI
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wheelybird mreee!,
Wed 21 May 2014, 12:32,
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This needs more praise.Or indeed any.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 21 May 2014, 16:53,
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How had this not been done before!that's mos fine
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simbosan is too tired,
Thu 22 May 2014, 18:54,
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that is fucking brilliant and the most deserving FP since my last one ;-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 22 May 2014, 19:43,
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Glad we got the 400 pixel rule back. Not 402 spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 22 May 2014, 22:54,
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Considering that this is a Herman picI'll assume that tiger has the munchies after consuming DRUGS.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 20 May 2014, 22:46,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Comedy History"){kind=small}
The Pisa Town Planners should have seen it coming .....
shameless pea
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:08,
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you can get anything past town plannerswith a bag of money under the table
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:27,
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Well, they had a very tight budget. Times were lean.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:28,
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I've just noticed, the guy on the right, he may be a robot.
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discomeats This canoe,
Tue 20 May 2014, 20:36,
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I would spang you - but it was on b3tards
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 20 May 2014, 19:50,
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Very sadness.It's all breaking.
I don't appear to be able to see b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk either from here, it could be my internets having a poop though.
(I don't appear to be able to see b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk either from here, it could be my internets having a poop though.
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 20 May 2014, 20:37,
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Just triedand I can't access it either.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 20 May 2014, 22:48,
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Vere good!Rhombus pictures would be cool
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:42,
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They are obviously bent.And probably reincarnated as 70s DJs
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 21 May 2014, 3:41,
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You should put this on YouTube and animate some other stuff beforehand, then put 'Pop Goes The Weasel' over the top. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:25,
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This awesome!...so was yestersabbath's -- I am a lazy feck who didn't say WOO!
My Name is Pedro:
I am the cancer killing b3ta
(My Name is Pedro:
I am the cancer killing b3ta
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:55,
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This is what I feel like when I have a coldand squeeze my nose in an attempt to pop my ears
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:42,
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Daily mail reading right wing swivel eyed loon :D
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 21 May 2014, 10:21,
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excellentoff to visit your site now cleverclogs : )
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rowlification 今は今,
Thu 22 May 2014, 0:25,
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Boom.
Under-boobs: The most powerful of all boobs.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 20 May 2014, 16:53,
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Explosive toilet humour.....OH, "SHOT"...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:21,
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gotta respect the under-boob
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:29,
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I take away his weapons ... both of them. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:40,
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That must be a tricky outfitto get into
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:43,
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He looks like the Chief Mutant from "The Dark Knight Returns"(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 21 May 2014, 5:33,
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A mix of him and the robot-suit Krang uses in the old TMNT cartoon. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 21 May 2014, 8:23,
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" Keeping Britain's teeth moving"glad to be of service
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:32,
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also....if you need any root canal work doing...give us a bell
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 18:34,
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Silly woman - she's set it to hammer action.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 20 May 2014, 19:09,
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Christ you must have a library of epic mentalistYou star
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 20 May 2014, 22:38,
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You are on a roll lately!!!!! Great work!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 20 May 2014, 21:15,
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Do repayments go up and down or are they fixed?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:56,
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tied to inflationmarket forecasts can go up or down.ahem
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:58,
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Realises I can't afford it*feels deflated
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 20 May 2014, 16:01,
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Good thing, we're at the top of a housing bubble.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 20 May 2014, 17:32,
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The important questionis do you do buy-to-let bouncy castle mortgages?
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:57,
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*prices 5-year-olds out of market*Also -10 observant points to me
Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Tue 20 May 2014, 16:41,
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But only on ludicrously over-priced newly-built bouncy castles.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 20 May 2014, 16:41,
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Lovely stuffAbout all I can afford
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 20 May 2014, 22:34,
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No-one was more surprised than I when I pressed the lever and...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:40,
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The little fluffy firestarting fucker!:D
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:58,
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Discontinued because it actually INCITES bombing. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 20 May 2014, 16:55,
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jesus is a smurf? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:10,
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No, no, no !Smurf's are made of water you noodle ...
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:22,
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good to know*buys sunlamp and magnifying glass*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:31,
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It's okaySmurfs are probably an introduced species and it's fine to eradicate them.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:37,
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like it'd stop me if they weren't Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:48,
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Also, since when is water bright blue?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh',
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:33,
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God makes all water clearyou have to add your own colouring
custard in the other hand should always be yellow
(custard in the other hand should always be yellow
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:37,
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chocolate, mint or vanilla, custard is vile Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:54,
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since the jewish fluoridisation plot got out of hand drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 May 2014, 14:54,
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walt's supposed nazi sympathising was a lie drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:05,
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had to get this out
the second I saw the original picture. My first thought was
"how has this not been punched lately?"
then cdc fever gripped me...
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:11,
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"how has this not been punched lately?"there is a variety of reasons
some endorsed by the Pope
(some endorsed by the Pope
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:26,
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"Is this what it feels like when Jesus enters you?" "No JP, just Catholic Priests."
(,
Tue 20 May 2014, 23:59,
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he's really feeling the flow(although I have to say, he seems like a pretty cool guy. the new one that is )
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 21 May 2014, 9:57,
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that should be the next image challengemake cameron into as many cocks as possible
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Wed 21 May 2014, 9:58,
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In my head I hear'look daddy, I bloody well got one, hahahahahaha'
(,
Tue 20 May 2014, 10:56,
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is that Putin?remember when we had to check for "commies" under the bed ?
glad them days are over
(glad them days are over
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 11:50,
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I always suspected it was deliberate... joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:01,
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This new version of the Muppets terrifies me
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Tue 20 May 2014, 10:36,
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That's a nasty glassing scar.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 20 May 2014, 10:38,
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'My father, was a drinker, and a fiend.''And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And... '
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:41,
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Fabulous*clicks fingers in z-outline*
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 20 May 2014, 11:30,
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unsettling chelsea smile there...
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:11,
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Welcome to b3ta.Pull up a kitten and photoshop a chair.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 20 May 2014, 11:20,
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hahahah that took me far too long to see what you'd done HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 May 2014, 10:26,
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Apropos of that front page one...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Tue 20 May 2014, 9:32,
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Ah great now I'm going to be hearing that for the rest of the day.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 20 May 2014, 9:46,
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Does your blood run cold at the prospect
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Tue 20 May 2014, 9:49,
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Euston't have to say you love me...Gloucester Road the boat ashore, Alleluia!
Highgate chills, they're multiplyin'
Morden a feeling
Wanstead Dead or Alive.
Waterloo! (sorry).
(Highgate chills, they're multiplyin'
Morden a feeling
Wanstead Dead or Alive.
Waterloo! (sorry).
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 20 May 2014, 12:28,
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St John's WoodSt John's won't
St John's need a lot of loving and
St John's don't
(St John's need a lot of loving and
St John's don't
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:39,
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Haha.Missed one.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 20 May 2014, 16:43,
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Grey's Inn
Grey's Out
Grey's ShakeItAllAbout
(Grey's Out
Grey's ShakeItAllAbout
smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Tue 20 May 2014, 20:31,
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I remember when this place would laugh its socks off at stuff like that HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 May 2014, 10:27,
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Maybe I should go back to posting Squits? JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Tue 20 May 2014, 11:08,
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if you can handle the usual slings and arrows of jealousy at your artistic skills then go for it :) HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 May 2014, 15:22,
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This place has become horribleIt's like the talk board in here.
Mind you, 10 years here is a long time.
(,
Wed 21 May 2014, 17:53,
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Mind you, 10 years here is a long time.
This.I stumbled across some old Reddit links of old B3ta compos yesterday and almost every picture had a whole thread of woos, yays and hooplas. No longer :(
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!,
Tue 20 May 2014, 11:10,
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too many clones nowmarvelous stuff media brainwashing
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 20 May 2014, 12:30,
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Well, I enjoyed it
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 20 May 2014, 12:26,
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woo!This place isn't dead yet - and we can't help it if all the other users grew up into boring people and left for facebook
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Tue 20 May 2014, 13:11,
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The Legend of Pheidippides(or Dippy, for short)
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 20 May 2014, 5:17,
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I liked it when they were called Pacer Mints.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 20 May 2014, 8:14,
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