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[challenge entry] Coincidence?


(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:17, archived)
# hi PS
I like what you've done here.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# i do like celente
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Spin Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! badbadger, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Wheeee!
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Doctor Wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Dear me you bad person
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:55, archived)
# A monobrow of grandads?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
# happy b3taday fishy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:32, archived)
# candley yum yum
mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 23 Aug 2014, 1:54, archived)
# Ha ha
how about "a grace of chavs"?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:03, archived)
# A chavalcade
A chavalanche
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:11, archived)
# I like chavalange



only not on my doorstep thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:30, archived)
# An Essex of Chavs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
# arf!
A cunt of chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:30, archived)
# A Chelmsford
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Awwww. Poor lamb. Imagine if his moustache grew as strongly as his monobrow. He'd pass for fifteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:10, archived)
# I think he's trying to grow an = sign across his face
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:22, archived)
# What a charming selection of fine young gentlemen
They're Britain's future!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:22, archived)
# A fisting of chavs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:31, archived)
# A scum of chavs shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 23:26, archived)
# The double meaning of 'council' (i.e. group of people AND filthy poor people) here makes it my personal favourite noun of assemblage for Chavs.
I do like the "Chelmsford" on though. Nice alliteration.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 3pbb be damned. But that's dinner sorted


Click for bigger (250 kb)
knob of butter, balls of cheese and hair of the dog
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] A Reservoir of Dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:33, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:07, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:55, archived)
# ooz a cwever doggie woggie? yes oo are! yes oo are!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Just because it was stuck in my head
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Rev?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Newsletter subjlols suggestions
always optimistic
give us a jokey quick
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not going to suggest anything unless you promise we'll actually get a newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:24, archived)
# Oo-aaar! I ain't seen one o'them-there noosletters round 'ere fer yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# this visual representation of the newsletter being published
i.imgur.com/SWLhUXH.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:25, archived)
# cloaca-wocka-wocka!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Buy Pact Coffee, it's "Cafflicious".
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)
# large bush/small tree
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
# lifestyles of the fat and flatulent
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:28, archived)
# You arsehole looks like a 2 week old canneloni
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Never eat pork
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:29, archived)
# Witch's tit/teenage zit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Last Newsletter Ever
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Socks, pugs, and sausage roll.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Doing the ALS ice bucket challenge
and nominating 4chan, Wikileaks and Redtube
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Now 100% UsVsThem shite
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:38, archived)
# Guest written by Gary Busey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)
# Pie chart bear is watching your numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:40, archived)
# IS militants threat to US, ARE militants threat to THEM
(I helped save b3ta! timothycrippins, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:44, archived)
# chillaxing on the bank hols
with SamCam and Dishface
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Sunbathing while THE WORLD BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Have you been getting our recent darknet-only newsletters?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:12, archived)
# "; drop table newsletter_users;
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# A Crimestoppers appeal on behalf of Ian Botham.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# climaxing at the sight of a dog's bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
# I'm not biggin' myself up here, but this should win
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:27, archived)
# i agree
ped-agrees ...geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:30, archived)
# well I do Winalot
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:32, archived)
# Now listen, chum...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Hitting your inbox like a reverse silent fart

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:42, archived)
# I went to Syria. Some kid cut my neck. I didn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Ooof
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)
# pow! classic b3ta, right there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:04, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
# That's what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:23, archived)
# cutting edge satire
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:41, archived)
# oh god, I didn't laugh, honest.
It was a weird cough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:31, archived)
# MUHAHAPFFT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:34, archived)
# Ice Bucket Challenge
Buy Pact coffee or we'll tip a bucket of ice cold water on your head
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Breaking News......Our relief newsletter convoy which was stuck on the border is now on it's way again.......Breaking News
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
# DID YOU MISS US? NO? WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE EVEN BOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Bigfoot's toilet paper.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:46, archived)
# I couldn't give the soggiest shite about the Newsletter, never have, so stick that in your dung-pipe and ram it.
I don't believe in you anyway, so fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:29, archived)
# On a serious note
can you please stop filling the USvsTH3M newsletter with all that b3ta crap, no one gives a shit about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
# 'STILL not available on the internet'.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Love is all there is, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:26, archived)
# a trickle of newsletters
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:16, archived)
# The Michael Gove Anniversary issue
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# So where the fuck is the Newsletter, prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 12:08, archived)
# September Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 23 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] a wake of buzzards anyone?
the collective noun for buzzards is

ok I know they're vultures but work with me on this :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# that sucks!
the bird that is :P
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:09, archived)
# Doesn't it make more sense that they ARE vultures?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:02, archived)
# you bloody know it sir!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 25 Aug 2014, 20:10, archived)
# Kraken lad!
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:58, archived)
# He's harmless.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I think i understand the challenge, but could be wrong.
(jezjones, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:43, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/SWLhUXH.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Harnessed Borg nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Reminds me of a film called
Nude Nuns
Very strange film
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:50, archived)
# Just take a look at these frightening figures


Click for bigger (95 kb)
(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:55, archived)
# the drop shadows have been trimmed at the bottom
the yellow drop shadow is a different colour
the pink drop shadow has an outline
other than all that, good work
but I don't understand it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
# and overall it's too fucking brown
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:44, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Pink ???
Either you need a new monitor or I do !
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)
# 10% shadow in the center
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:27, archived)
# I don't like it, it's too salmon
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:42, archived)
# a RIS of pie charts
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant!
here's my version…
(my numbers aren't as good as yours)

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:59, archived)
# hope this one's not too obvious...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:03, archived)
# Pffft!
Perfect, not obvious at all, genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)
# I wish I had the photoshop skills to join in
[sad face secretly wanking emoticon]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:48, archived)
# I'm sorry, this is really heavy handed but hopefully you see where I'm going
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:14, archived)
# haha! took me a while
also:

beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Thanks waspy!
I used a cow... simple when you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:51, archived)
# It's next level man, next level!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:55, archived)
# RIS
Shouldn't it be a sheep for a baa chart?
(jandel, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:35, archived)
# i double checked the numbers add up

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:11, archived)
# this is great!
i wish i'd changed my numbers now
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:13, archived)
# i'm sure i've seen this before… repost?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:24, archived)
# From the 2003 bandwagon maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:44, archived)
# blimey! was it really that long ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:50, archived)
# you're thinking of the old version
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
# no, I'm sure it had a brown phone in it....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:46, archived)
# got the numbers right on this one - works so much better...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:22, archived)
# teh power of marths
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:26, archived)
# 48÷2(9+3) = ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:29, archived)
# 2, 3.14, 219 and 288
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:33, archived)
# close enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:38, archived)
#
Mornington Crescent
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:36, archived)
# I want a go
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Oh monkeon
this doesn't work at all, it's not like you to make something that falls so flat. Don't you even get the joke? I'm really disappointed in you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Bungle is a alien
BEWARE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
# by jove, he's got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:37, archived)
# oh dear, that's a bit embarrassing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:48, archived)
# wow, and I thought you were the intelligent one amongst us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
# DATA IS DEADLY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:59, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
# I love pie charts
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:09, archived)
# haha, pork pie FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:48, archived)
# i dont get this :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:10, archived)
# oh pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Blue Bear E-Pie?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
# you're over thinking it
look beyond the bear and the chart, listen to your inner voice
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:50, archived)
# Or his, ahem, inner vice, what what!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
# piebear?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:59, archived)
# it's more about the numbers
you'll really kick yourself when you get it!

hint: add the numbers together

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:20, archived)
# It's something to do with TrekWars
obvsly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:47, archived)
#
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
# You are slightly out, there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Harsh but fair, harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 14:07, archived)
#
Too obvious?
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:05, archived)
# bindun, but
with dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah
But dogs aren't right, doing it, yeah?
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:42, archived)
# I've never rissed so hard in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:40, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pip pip
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 5:55, archived)
# I like this
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 7:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Racing Post Readers? I only ever find the Racing Post in pubs, or bookies
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:05, archived)
# A flutter? A punt?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:47, archived)
# My history teacher
once asked me during a lull in a school trip to go to the nearest newsagent's and get him a copy of The Morning Star. A collective farm of Morning Star readers?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuntload of Gingers
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 3:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 3:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:30, archived)
# Ground Control to Major Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:35, archived)
# PLANET EARTH IS BLUE AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:39, archived)
# Eye see what you did their
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)
# Henning Wehn?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 9:57, archived)
# I saw mofaha on the Guardian the other day
Which was a surprise.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Someone luvs rob.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:19, archived)
# Are you ready to answer questions about the TARDIS atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:31, archived)
# I THOUGHT NOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:36, archived)
# Don't be discouraged. He just doesn't understand our enthusiasm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:53, archived)
# hmmm...you're right about that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 6:24, archived)
# You thought naught.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 6:25, archived)
# I'm a Doctor, Jim, not a question answerer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 6:23, archived)
# What ever do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:45, archived)
# Haha
Serves him right. Where's our newsletter you bastard! Oh, he's living the high life on our donations. La di da!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:32, archived)
# :D he's the most shopped ginger in the world - TRUFAX!
i nicked this off his Twitface thing this week - looks like he's dyed his hair since joining Trinity Mirror
Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:06, archived)
# i'm not in there!
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 16:35, archived)
# well well well
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:20, archived)
# i killed teh board ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 2:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:06, archived)
# That is very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 4:49, archived)
# IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 6:26, archived)
# it's behind you!
pedrohin and mofaha's work
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 10:07, archived)
# *BOING*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 8:22, archived)
#
For some reason my wife kept sending me to the basement on stupid errands today. After a few trips, I finally realized we have a Tardis in the basement now. She'd been working on the last few nights.



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(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:14, archived)
# hahahah
Did you finally slam the door in frustration at being sent on so many errands, then BOOM jaw-dropping arrival of the TARDIS?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:29, archived)
# No - I walked past it three times.
Finally she put a step ladder in the room behind the door (it's bigger on the inside) and then sent me for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:34, archived)
# tell her a random Swede says it looks neat
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:29, archived)
# THERE WILL BE QUESTIONS AFTERWARDS
"For the The Seeds of Death, the sign on the telephone compartment door changed considerably.
The new version is different in layout, font, size and colour.
The black-on-white became white-on-blue and the words "FOR USE OF PUBLIC" were all run together on one line.
The word "and" was replaced in two places with an ampersand (&) which would be retained to the present day."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:53, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:25, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:56, archived)
# You need to make a little door with a phone in it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A FILTH OF PRESENTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:13, archived)
# A glitter of nonces
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:20, archived)
# a rdli of hakkis
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:27, archived)
# 4 EVA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 23:48, archived)
# A Yewtree of 70s celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:41, archived)
# Well done
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Richie pickings!
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 22 Aug 2014, 0:54, archived)
# Bobbi Brown make-up


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Does anyone else find passing thru John Lewis make-up section humorous?
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Saw this in Burton-on-Trent... nearly 8 grand, and I thought I was cheap!
and I thought I was cheap!

(OK so I may have edited it a little bit)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 21:45, archived)
# haha good lad
I was gonna paint the sam on a billboard round my way

then thought of te kids

the slogan does remind me of the Harry Enfield sketch "did you *fun* my wife?"
"No I never *funned* your wife" :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 22 Aug 2014, 12:22, archived)

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