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[challenge entry] Kim Jong Plum?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha, and from a plum have these annoyances off me....




So much so, Im going to nominate an image challenge based on things that exist but somehow are still fucking stupid, just need to word it better somehow...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
# hmm...
How about; crapshit
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:31, archived)
# yeah
as the response to the post too, sorry.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:45, archived)
# NEVER APOLOGISE
any sign of weakness and they'll strip the flesh from your bones
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely done mate! :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 year old repost:

(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Mousey Tongue!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# i dun one like that

(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
I only just noticed his eyebrows too!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] george pearrison, mango starr, john lemon and apple mccartney...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Peas Peas Me?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:41, archived)
# she loves fruit
yeah, yeah, yeah.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
#
Sergeant Pepper
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:13, archived)
# let it beans
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
#
Okra di Okra da
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:37, archived)
# ha ha ha! winner!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
#
And there was me holding back "Love Me Durian Fruit"
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
# And
"Eight Grapes a Week"
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Eleanor Figby?
...sorry
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Or Meloner Figby
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Surely Ringo is apple?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcdeVCV-OvI
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
# very good :-)
John Lemon, arf!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
# btls fab4 4 evr
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
# Nice
Next image - Beetlejuice!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:47, archived)
# well this will have to do...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Fill Spector?
... even got a nice prison outfit on.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Oh look it's Thom Yorke


(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] okra
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:01, archived)
# ha!
top punnage/shoppage
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:11, archived)
# Thanks
It took a lot longer than it looks.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:21, archived)
#
I was tempted to shop her boobs, but I didn't want to interfere with somebody eles's work.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:42, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:45, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 10:19, archived)
# she looks better
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:13, archived)
# A rash statement
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 2:20, archived)
# FUCKTHIS :D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 22:42, archived)
# No need to ask what you got up to this weekend
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 23:17, archived)
# eating by the looks of things
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:27, archived)
# You FUCKing jerking me or what?!
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
# Gonna go up ta 4 on ya!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Excellent work.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Danke, Drimble.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# You silly sod.
By which I meanz brilliant, Cap'n.

Also, I didn't realise Chris Cunningham designed the film version of Mean Machine.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:45, archived)
# The designs for Mean Machine and Mega City One are the only things worth mentioning about Mr. Stallone's effort.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:55, archived)
# WOT NO HAMMERSTEIN?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:29, archived)
# "STOP!!"
"HAMMERSTEIN!!"
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Don't mind that film.
It captures the daft whimsy of earlier Dredd, for better or worse.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Ooh, don't say that - the Captain HATES that film. He'll go all Exorcist on you...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:53, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:16, archived)
# I like it
...I like it a lot
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:18, archived)
# The more you eat, the more you frot
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Frottage potage is delicious.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
# Beans beans I like them a lot
The more I eat, the more I frot
The more I frot, The better I feel
Beans & Frottage for every meal!!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:50, archived)
# This
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
# serious business
(like the tag too)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
# EEP!
those look suspiciously like...

Human Beans, LOL!!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)
# Wake up sheeple!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
# They can't...

(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:13, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
#
BOK!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:35, archived)
# This makes me want beans on toast
or beans with chips

and um, whatever I can scavenge in the kitchen.

Tonight we dine on beans.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:24, archived)
# and then frottage?
*HOPES*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Oh my, the frottage, why wait!
Before, During and After!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
# By Grud that looks drokking tasty.
:D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:45, archived)
# Great on Toasted Dredd.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 5:23, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:34, archived)
# faster, you fuck!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:45, archived)
# hamsters + wheels = science

(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# Spin spin sugar.

(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
# He's going for the record!
(I'll get my coat)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
#
He's also running the wrong way. Shh. Say nothing.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:58, archived)
# I hadn't noticed
;)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Summer's over for you lot
So have some beach babes to remind you of 'the brief joy that is the warm season in your part of the world' *


* tits

(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 5:23, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about
in Sweden we get no more than 12-15 months of winter per year (subjective time)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Loving that polka dot bikini!
Got to get me one of those!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 12:28, archived)
# They only come in one size and colour though,
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot, according to Brian Hyland.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 22:09, archived)
# its a lovley day here
not exactly blazing sun but nice.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:03, archived)
# chilling in The Courthouse here
Lovely Alez.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:30, archived)
# here in the dead-center of the USA, the overnight temperature dropped to the lowest since May.
I'm not ready for cold :(
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:30, archived)
# Meanwhile, here in The South
I think it got down to about 75F at midnight last night.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:49, archived)
# I wish I lived down south
You are a spoiled an egg
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 18:53, archived)
# ;)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
# i think you mean...
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Truly improved IMHO :D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# What are we, your colouring-in bitches?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:13, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Holy shit, you can be my colouring bitch anytime!
Beautiful...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# LMAO, loving your work :D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks :D :D
...but you replied to the wrong post ;)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Aw crap, sorry Pedro
*kisses it better*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Big fan of Autumn, so I don't mind.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# testing

(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:43, archived)
# And this is how the Pope knows
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:01, archived)
# too
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:23, archived)
# their are a few errors
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:55, archived)
#
Now this care is amazing. You can fly in it and stuff. I know that they are already making cars that fly and they are expected to be released in 2015. But those flying cars don't look as cool as this one.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:56, archived)
#
Now this is one of the scariest people i have ever seen. This person actually exists. Her teeth are sharp like a demons would
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:58, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAxF1WRsys
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:59, archived)
# would
:)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 5:12, archived)
# I can't work out if the blog is a joke or not.
I mean, I think it's funny either way, but I don't know if I'm laughing with someone, or at them.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 5:21, archived)
# I didn't read much
I suspect it is serious
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 6:10, archived)
#
Half of these are people with terrible diseases the rest are photo shopped, get a life.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# As a rule always laugh at them.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)
# words of wisdom, dude.
...and when called out on it, assure them you were laughing with them
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
# This is horrible. Why would someone do there hair like that. I bet his hair is longer than any woman's hair.
It must hair taken a lot of gel and a lot of hair spray to do this hair style. Everyone would be looking at him and saying what's up with your hair.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 6:15, archived)
# Makes for perfect spuds.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
# basted!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
# This image is also making me hungry
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 8:53, archived)
# Take it all in, u slag!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
# Happy Saturday evening all :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Testing the limits of diplomatic immunity is half the fun of the job.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
# I agree, what's the point of being Prez
if you can't waste the odd annoying kid.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 1:04, archived)
#
He gave his inaugural speech behind bullet proof glass, that's totally racist.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:40, archived)
# my post just disappeared! :(
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:41, archived)
# It wasnn't me.
I have no post disappearing credentials
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:59, archived)
# I found this on Wikipedia when looking for stirling engines


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirling_engine#mediaviewer/File:BetaStirlingTG4web.svg
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:51, archived)
# I know
3 cogs per ball
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:58, archived)
# Fun
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Leaked footage from Nicki Minaj's bum hole
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
# oooooooooh dearlord
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:02, archived)
# ha ha ha !
exactly this ^
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:10, archived)
# There's a hole in your bucket
Dear Nicki, dear Nicki
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
#
nice butt-cheek-quiverage action.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:12, archived)
# thanks
I used very expensive 3d motion capture technology on my own butt whilst shitting.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:22, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:23, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Ice cream
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:29, archived)
# Christ, she's going to end up inside out
I mean.. HER ASS!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:46, archived)
# HER ASS!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
# ALL
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
# THE
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
# TIME
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:43, archived)
# TOUCHING
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:43, archived)
# CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Ass
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 22:40, archived)
# My
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 4:51, archived)
# cock
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 22:46, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:50, archived)
# ...but I
:(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:57, archived)
# ...oh it wasn't...
...but i thought...
.
.
.
(nice wiggle action)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Oh my
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:52, archived)
# i no rite
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:01, archived)
# notonmyshoesplease
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:02, archived)
# My best bucket!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 1:01, archived)
# I challenge you
to take the shit bucket challenge
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# 'waits for her to deflate'
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 1:05, archived)
# *Masturbates furiously*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 1:41, archived)
# the pink and the blue and the brown are Baskin and Robbins corporate colours
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:27, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Something, something, Scottish Independance..Ooh, look, it's nearly time for Dr Who!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Maybe Ramirez lied?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
# "Of course you are..."
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 0:32, archived)
# Watching David Cameron cry will be the highlight of the year if there is a 'yes' vote...
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Topical
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Topical fish?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
# To the tuna of "500 miles".
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:14, archived)
# arf!

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Magnum PeaEye
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
# hahahah oh fuck
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
# magnum pea eyebrow and mustache
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Also: this took ages
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# How dare you make sport of my FP achievement
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:54, archived)
# I'm celebrating your success
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:03, archived)
# I missed my 1 year FP anniversary :(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:15, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
# hey b3ta, why not Front Page this right now
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:04, archived)
# FPea this now
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Top
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:26, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:41, archived)
# FPEA HALF OF THIS NOW
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:47, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
# !!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Is this from Avatar?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:37, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:11, archived)
# total peacall
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# howls
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:25, archived)
# I bowed to the inevitable

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:59, archived)
# But off the stage...FORMIDABLE!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Do Clarks sell Fucktoze in size 11?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Fuck me, that is pure gold
LOL, still giggling here, scared the cat, too.
*click*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
#
Comedy gold right there
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Everybody run for your lives!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:44, archived)
# what's a jlaw?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# JLO?

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Ferengi?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Alaska!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
# What did she say?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 21:39, archived)
# Florence!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 23:43, archived)
# it's not iCloud at fault.
It's people's insistence on using simple email passwords.
Back in the 1700s, Benjamin Franklin said, "take over someone's email account, and you have taken over their world"

...that wisdom still holds true today
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:48, archived)
# He said that exact thing.
It's a historical fact.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:47, archived)
# CVINDIN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ASPIRATIONS
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:00, archived)
# I would like to own seven of everything
Not six, nor eight.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought they ruled it already?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] *resists*
May I roast these here please?

:D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
# I know where this is taken
I can see its Eye Pea address.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:35, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
# oh good fucking jesus above
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 14:06, archived)
# Oh come on, there's no need for that
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:03, archived)
# There is every need for this!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:57, archived)
# throbbing eyes!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
# 'ning-a-ling
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 10:16, archived)
# hayum
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)
# Damn, dat monkey, mighty fine
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Veh gut
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
# gum gorilla
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Lovely
I like this
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 11:24, archived)
# this is your brain on bananas
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
# There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Refresher binge
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:21, archived)
# for me it's CowTails or Banana Laffy-Taffy
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:44, archived)
# The Fuhrer could really tell knock knock jokes. : )
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:05, archived)
# Knock, knock!
Who's there?

The Gestapo!

Fuck!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 7:27, archived)
# Or the 17th century Edinburgh street sewer joke :
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Guard L.

Guard L Who?

*chucks bucket of wee and poo into street*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
# do some more chicken babse
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:15, archived)
# o plz no
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:31, archived)
# Anyone remember this? It was originally posted here yeeaars ago
i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/433/053/062.gif
Can't remember the user's name... Duphrates or something?

Ok I just found a version of it in the archives, it was Duphrates
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:34, archived)
# top lip-synchage!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:03, archived)
# :D
he looks so happy
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 1:46, archived)
# I think his neck is stalking him.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 2:06, archived)
# neck sounds great
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 3:49, archived)
# I'M BAD!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 4:15, archived)
# top punnage!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:35, archived)
# nice hair do
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 16:48, archived)

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