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Chicken?
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:41,
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i'd tear his giblets out and stuff him with farage and onion
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:46,
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.
He's a dirty little plucker that's for sure!
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:50,
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it's enough to put you off your drumsticks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:59,
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It's like the end of Freaks.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:59,
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Which came first ?
The Chicken or the Ed ?
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 21:38,
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Are we still pimping forklifts?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:32,
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no:(
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herman:D ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:33,
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Skills!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:38,
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Nar man, this is how we FL now!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:56,
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Osama Bin Dun?
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MistahG ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:06,
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:25,
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A bit late - apologies if its bindun...
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Gyck Ryder ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:26,
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ahem
*politely nods in direction of my board sig* ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:55,
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Doh
Polite nod noted :)
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Gyck Ryder ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:43,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:29,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:32,
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best lol of the day :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:58,
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Ahahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:39,
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Her underboob rash looks quite serious
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:41,
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Tourettetris...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:59,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:08,
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Haha!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:13,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:11,
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winner!
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:17,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:38,
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ahah. ahahahahah.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:45,
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Hahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:55,
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I shouldn't laugh...
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Flumper ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:48,
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hahaha
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Nuisance Value ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 21:26,
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Hahaha!!
Coffee was spat.
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yella the r3born b3tard ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 22:23,
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TWATZEE !
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:42,
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:02,
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from the pedrohin school of limb proportions
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:50,
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JEN GIVES HEAD!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 15 Jan 2015, 8:47,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:50,
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haha
Is that Harry Popper, or Harry Rotter?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:55,
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Disney's 'Fartcocks and Broomsticks'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:55,
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Hypnotic AND migraine-inducing
that's a powerful combo
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:10,
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How puerile and lavatorial. I love it.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:58,
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F for me please
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:21,
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FP this now
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:31,
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fuck....
permission to thread delete...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:37,
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You touched it - might as well enjoy it 8D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:54,
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haha
granted
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:56,
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I thought you were making a joke about
"If everything happened in the north", by posting in the thread higher up.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:55,
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YES
thats exactly what I was doing... Cant believe it took you so long to work it out.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:59,
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F
There you go.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 18:50,
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You massive fucking spastic
MMMMNNNGGGGG
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:39,
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The important thing here is,
no-one got hurt, and we can all laugh about it.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:42,
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WAAAAAAAHHH my finger!!!!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:44,
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YAROO! My testes!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:57,
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Oooyay, my poor ringpiece
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:07,
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\o/
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:37,
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at last, my chance has come!
I feel like I should hide something in there, a little picture of Richard Geer's hamster, perhaps
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:24,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Surveillance - and other new draconian government policy ideas.Nice not nasty - swap love for hate and good for bad wherever you can.Rabbits - One word challenge.If everything happened in the north Shift the seat of power.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:30,
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c please bob
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:38,
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well this is hard to vote on
it's an image and not vote code
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rob ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:39,
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we had to ditch the click vote because of people rigging it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:40,
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oh
I missed that - serves me right for having a job and not joining in properly over here my vote is 1 BTW - surveillance / new awful gov policy that opportunistically takes a tragic event and cynically uses it to bundle in laws that are in direct opposition to all the "yay! free speech!" stuff that they publicly claim
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rob ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:41,
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You can't say that.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:13,
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So how is the dog grooming service going?
jusaskin
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:22,
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His legal counsel advised him not to say until the case is over
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:43,
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Can't deny the evidence
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:05,
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I don't recognise that photo
b3tan photoshops of me are normally based on a couple of pics from about 10 years ago - that looks about maybe only 2 years old
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rob ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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I'm your secret stalker
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 19:25,
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Come to the front of the class and introduce yourself...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:14,
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Well create a voting system tied to user accounts.
That'll solve the problem. Please send me $$$$ in consultancy fees.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:59,
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the poll thing was
but people went out of their way to get around that.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:03,
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These people should get a job
or a girlfriend* or something. They've got far too much time to spare. *only joking.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:23,
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Do people really care that much about the image challenge?!
Get out more, people
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:47,
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well fucking things up because you can
is always a thing
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rob ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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and an undisclosed fee for catering
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:04,
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Very well spotted! You should pop in more offten
Welcome, you will never l.... oh, you did
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:59,
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(Who is he?)
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:12,
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Some kind of internet cunt
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:39,
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*waves*
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rob ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:42,
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B YOU FUCK!
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:40,
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bufuck
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:43,
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Surveillance
topiclols
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:44,
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1
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:00,
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Rabbits
ta also only 11 threads has there been a naughty?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:01,
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also also have a Robbit
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:28,
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Mmm, I love chocolate peanuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dn80o_YotA (0:30 onwards)
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:29,
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o_O
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:03,
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I ragedeleted one earlier
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:38,
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my son has a pet rabbit called rabbit de nero, so rabbits. also:
although he doesn't look like this.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:07,
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Donnie Darko is well over-rated.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:59,
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F for me please
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:37,
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I vote for monster foods
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:40,
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Or freebase on a fucklift
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:41,
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Ha!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:12,
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^this should win
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:02,
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there's always the rogue compo for the disenfranchised board members.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 17:39,
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B for me. I need a wee.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:58,
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1 or 3
half a point to either
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:58,
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1 plz
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:02,
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Option 1
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:26,
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B you big bumhole
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:35,
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Surveillance
That is to say, Option 1 please. ta vere muchly
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:47,
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C please Bob
Wabbits!
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:03,
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1a
please
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:27,
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I'll vote for whatever the superb person below me votes for
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:46,
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Consonant please
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:58,
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T
Well that's no good
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:05,
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consonant it is, then! thank you
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:17,
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wait...what?
Ok, I'll just go with Rabbit
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:41,
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herman:D ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:27,
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herman:D ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:30,
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Just to clarify,
a picture of a rabbit does not constitute a vote...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:00,
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:(
but the little white one is only 9 weeks old
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herman:D ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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iii plsthx
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:46,
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TT
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:08,
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:D
she wants to put a coat on, it's right cold out
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:14,
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Gary's a bastard making
the smokers go outside for a fag on a night like this.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:21,
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he won't even let them smoke in his "house" after the changes in the law
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:24,
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Simon
for masochists.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:28,
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I think they made a travel version
So it can be played in cars.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:43,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 23:06,
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Haha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 3:33,
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needs more freebase on a fucklift
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 0:41,
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go on then
...chicken!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 8:51,
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Made this for my son
Thought you guys might like it also.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:52,
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Katie Hopkins has done something with her hair
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:09,
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He needs to shave his forehead.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:57,
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Lucky fucker!
Mine's taking a slow march backwards all by itself.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:18,
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mine seems to have stayed put however...
I appear to need to now shave my cheeks AND ears a lot more than I remember
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:17,
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Plucked turkey neck.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:06,
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Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golighterfluid
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:36,
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Totally would!
Once I've gotten over the meat sweats I might give Hepburn a go too.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:00,
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I have a vague recollection of meeting Mickey Rooney years ago
at a casino opening, lovely bloke, didnt mind at all that i spent half an hour telling him how much he looked like mickey rooney, before I realised it was he..
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:17,
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It took you half an hour just to say "Fucking hell, you look just like Mickey Rooney"?
That's one hell of a bad stammer you must have.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:13,
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You leave Arkwright alone!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:10,
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Not sure I'd fancy
a cat kebab...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:01,
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I can't help it. I have to...
You don't fancy skewering a pussy?
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beubo Sluuuuuuurp . . . . . . . . . . . .Pop! ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:06,
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*thinks about making a fur-burger joke*
*thinks better of it*
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:30,
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*tries to resist* Have you clammed up?
Punning, a labia of love.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:32,
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Later...
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:07,
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that's a massive french fry she's got :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:58,
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Hahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:27,
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cheer up Leo, it's your birthday
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:29,
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Lovely and spech.... Have a free spech brownie!
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation. ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 18:44,
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Don't be angry little guy
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Flumper ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:10,
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Nice gag.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:28,
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The cardboard figure was only meant to be human-sized! You maniacs! You blew it up!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:40,
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*winces*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 23:04,
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Damned, dirty aprons.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 18:27,
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I don't like the way she's looking at me.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:27,
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It's more exciting when You Take the Long Way Home
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Flumper ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 7:26,
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Nicely!
*click*
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 7:32,
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Thanks :)
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Flumper ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:18,
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Woooah there lil' fella!
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Ninj ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:50,
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Giddy Up. I like that
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:09,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 14 Jan 2015, 18:45,
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If Ninj hasn't done this then I will be very surprised.
But I've not seen it in this compo and it amused me for a few minutes during the Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, so you may have it.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:40,
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Hahahaha
Nicely Baz!
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Ninj ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:49,
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Cheers.
Had you done it out of interest?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:00,
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No, even I'm amazed at that
;D
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Ninj ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:03,
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Inspired
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:34,
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a year from now I shall black eye pea roast it
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:31,
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If Will.I.Am ever stops thinking, will he have to change his name? Or even stop existing?
Does he feed his dog Will.IAMS?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:39,
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:45,
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So this has been bugging me since i watched that Noah movie... did he kill Joan before it rained or what?
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jezjones ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 15:37,
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Mrs Noah wasn't important enough to have a first name.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:15,
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