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# Chicken?

(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:41, archived)
# i'd tear his giblets out and stuff him with farage and onion
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:46, archived)
# .
He's a dirty little plucker that's for sure!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:50, archived)
# it's enough to put you off your drumsticks
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
# It's like the end of Freaks.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
# Which came first ?
The Chicken or the Ed ?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 21:38, archived)
# Are we still pimping forklifts?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:32, archived)
# no:(
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:33, archived)
# Skills!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:38, archived)
# Nar man, this is how we FL now!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Osama Bin Dun?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:25, archived)
# A bit late - apologies if its bindun...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:26, archived)
# ahem

*politely nods in direction of my board sig* ;)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:55, archived)
# Doh
Polite nod noted :)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:29, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:32, archived)
# best lol of the day :D
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:58, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:39, archived)
# Her underboob rash looks quite serious
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:41, archived)
# Tourettetris...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:59, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:08, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:11, archived)
# winner!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:38, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Coffee was spat.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 22:23, archived)
# TWATZEE !
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:02, archived)
# from the pedrohin school of limb proportions
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 1:50, archived)
# JEN GIVES HEAD!
(, Thu 15 Jan 2015, 8:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:50, archived)
# haha
Is that Harry Popper, or Harry Rotter?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:55, archived)
# Disney's 'Fartcocks and Broomsticks'
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:55, archived)
# Hypnotic AND migraine-inducing
that's a powerful combo
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:10, archived)
# How puerile and lavatorial. I love it.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:58, archived)
# F for me please
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:21, archived)
# FP this now
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:31, archived)
# fuck....
permission to thread delete...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:37, archived)
# You touched it - might as well enjoy it 8D
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:54, archived)
# haha
granted
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:56, archived)
# I thought you were making a joke about
"If everything happened in the north", by posting in the thread higher up.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
# YES
thats exactly what I was doing...

Cant believe it took you so long to work it out.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:59, archived)
# F
There you go.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 18:50, archived)
# You massive fucking spastic
MMMMNNNGGGGG
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:39, archived)
# The important thing here is,
no-one got hurt, and we can all laugh about it.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:42, archived)
# WAAAAAAAHHH my finger!!!!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:44, archived)
# YAROO! My testes!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:57, archived)
# Oooyay, my poor ringpiece
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:37, archived)
# at last, my chance has come!


I feel like I should hide something in there, a little picture of Richard Geer's hamster, perhaps
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:24, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Surveillance - and other new draconian government policy ideas.
Nice not nasty - swap love for hate and good for bad wherever you can.
Rabbits - One word challenge.
If everything happened in the north Shift the seat of power.


(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:30, archived)
# c please bob
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:38, archived)
# well this is hard to vote on
it's an image and not vote code
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:39, archived)
# we had to ditch the click vote because of people rigging it
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:40, archived)
# oh
I missed that - serves me right for having a job and not joining in properly over here

my vote is 1 BTW - surveillance / new awful gov policy that opportunistically takes a tragic event and cynically uses it to bundle in laws that are in direct opposition to all the "yay! free speech!" stuff that they publicly claim
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:41, archived)
# You can't say that.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:13, archived)
# So how is the dog grooming service going?
jusaskin
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:22, archived)
# His legal counsel advised him not to say until the case is over
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:43, archived)
# Can't deny the evidence
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:05, archived)
# I don't recognise that photo
b3tan photoshops of me are normally based on a couple of pics from about 10 years ago - that looks about maybe only 2 years old
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
# I'm your secret stalker
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 19:25, archived)
# Come to the front of the class and introduce yourself...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:14, archived)
# Well create a voting system tied to user accounts.
That'll solve the problem. Please send me $$$$ in consultancy fees.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:59, archived)
# the poll thing was
but people went out of their way to get around that.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:03, archived)
# These people should get a job
or a girlfriend* or something. They've got far too much time to spare.


*only joking.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:23, archived)
# Do people really care that much about the image challenge?!
Get out more, people
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:47, archived)
# well fucking things up because you can
is always a thing
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
# and an undisclosed fee for catering
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:04, archived)
# Very well spotted! You should pop in more offten
Welcome, you will never l.... oh, you did
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:59, archived)
# (Who is he?)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:12, archived)
# Some kind of internet cunt
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:39, archived)
# *waves*
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:42, archived)
# B YOU FUCK!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:40, archived)
# bufuck
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:43, archived)
# Surveillance
topiclols
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:44, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:00, archived)
# Rabbits
ta
also only 11 threads has there been a naughty?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:01, archived)
# also also have a Robbit
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:28, archived)
# Mmm, I love chocolate peanuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dn80o_YotA
(0:30 onwards)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:29, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:03, archived)
# I ragedeleted one earlier
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:38, archived)
# my son has a pet rabbit called rabbit de nero, so rabbits. also:

although he doesn't look like this.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:07, archived)
# Donnie Darko is well over-rated.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:59, archived)
# F for me please
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:37, archived)
# I vote for monster foods
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:40, archived)
# Or freebase on a fucklift
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:12, archived)
# ^this should win
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:02, archived)
# there's always the rogue compo for the disenfranchised board members.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 17:39, archived)
# B for me. I need a wee.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:58, archived)
# 1 or 3
half a point to either
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:58, archived)
# 1 plz
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:02, archived)
# Option 1
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:26, archived)
# B you big bumhole
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:35, archived)
# Surveillance
That is to say, Option 1 please.

ta

vere muchly
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 11:47, archived)
# C please Bob
Wabbits!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:03, archived)
# 1a
please
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:27, archived)
# I'll vote for whatever the superb person below me votes for
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:46, archived)
# Consonant please
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:58, archived)
# T
Well that's no good
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:05, archived)
# consonant it is, then! thank you
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:17, archived)
# wait...what?
Ok, I'll just go with Rabbit
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Just to clarify,
a picture of a rabbit does not constitute a vote...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:00, archived)
# :(
but the little white one is only 9 weeks old
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 17:40, archived)
# iii plsthx
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] TT
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:08, archived)
# :D
she wants to put a coat on, it's right cold out
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Gary's a bastard making
the smokers go outside for a fag on a night like this.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:21, archived)
# he won't even let them smoke in his "house" after the changes in the law

(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Simon
for masochists.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:28, archived)
# I think they made a travel version
So it can be played in cars.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 23:06, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 3:33, archived)
# needs more freebase on a fucklift
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 0:41, archived)
# go on then
...chicken!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 8:51, archived)
# Made this for my son

Thought you guys might like it also.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Katie Hopkins has done something with her hair
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:09, archived)
# He needs to shave his forehead.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:57, archived)
# Lucky fucker!
Mine's taking a slow march backwards all by itself.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:18, archived)
# mine seems to have stayed put however...
I appear to need to now shave my cheeks AND ears a lot more than I remember
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 15:17, archived)
# Plucked turkey neck.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golighterfluid
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 19:36, archived)
# Totally would!
Once I've gotten over the meat sweats I might give Hepburn a go too.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:00, archived)
# I have a vague recollection of meeting Mickey Rooney years ago
at a casino opening, lovely bloke, didnt mind at all that i spent half an hour telling him how much he looked like mickey rooney, before I realised it was he..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 20:17, archived)
# It took you half an hour just to say "Fucking hell, you look just like Mickey Rooney"?
That's one hell of a bad stammer you must have.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:13, archived)
# You leave Arkwright alone!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 10:10, archived)
# Not sure I'd fancy
a cat kebab...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:01, archived)
# I can't help it. I have to...
You don't fancy skewering a pussy?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:06, archived)
# *thinks about making a fur-burger joke*
*thinks better of it*
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:30, archived)
# *tries to resist* Have you clammed up?
Punning, a labia of love.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Later...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:07, archived)
# that's a massive french fry she's got :D
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] cheer up Leo, it's your birthday
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Lovely and spech.... Have a free spech brownie!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't be angry little guy
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Nice gag.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:28, archived)
# The cardboard figure was only meant to be human-sized! You maniacs! You blew it up!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:40, archived)
# *winces*
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 23:04, archived)
# Damned, dirty aprons.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 18:27, archived)
# I don't like the way she's looking at me.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:27, archived)
# It's more exciting when You Take the Long Way Home
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 7:26, archived)
# Nicely!
*click*
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 7:32, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Woooah there lil' fella!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:50, archived)
# Giddy Up. I like that
:D
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] If Ninj hasn't done this then I will be very surprised.


But I've not seen it in this compo and it amused me for a few minutes during the Long Dark Teatime of the Soul, so you may have it.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely Baz!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:49, archived)
# Cheers.
Had you done it out of interest?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:00, archived)
# No, even I'm amazed at that
;D
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 17:03, archived)
# Inspired
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] a year from now I shall black eye pea roast it
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:31, archived)
# If Will.I.Am ever stops thinking, will he have to change his name? Or even stop existing?
Does he feed his dog Will.IAMS?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 16:45, archived)
# So this has been bugging me since i watched that Noah movie... did he kill Joan before it rained or what?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 15:37, archived)
# Mrs Noah wasn't important enough to have a first name.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2015, 21:15, archived)

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