WAYLAPOMC?Cos it's fat and I photoshopped it insultingly. Nope, no better reason than that.
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simbosan is too tired,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:55,
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:59,
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I did try and do some on the nekkid ladybut yeah not the greatest shopper about, only just noticed the disembodied leg!
( simbosan is too tired,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 17:19,
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I hope you know I was joking.There's nothing wrong with quick and dirty.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 19:41,
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I cringingly accept the opinions of the mighty Mofahabeing ever so 'umble, and quick, and dirty! Still learning the art of tatery
( simbosan is too tired,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 19:46,
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I can see I've offended youplease accept my apology
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 9 Feb 2015, 16:16,
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Portrait of a girl
It wasn't great before being optimised to hell!
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 14:54,
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optimize it less then? you've got 65k leftover
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:11,
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I use an antique programYou get what you are given.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:31,
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Why not dump it out losslessly and then use something like Gimp to optimise?
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boris the spider,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:50,
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I'm hopeless.I paint using my old familiar stuff, and that is that. I could probably make better stuff with new software, but it wouldn't be me, if that makes sense.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:57,
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It does :)I'm suggesting the use of the Gimp as a ridiculously bloated image optimiser once you're finished. In hindsight, I'm sure there are very many better ideas in the world.
( boris the spider,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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Danii Minogue? Phwoar. *rubs thighs*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:17,
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stop massaging that chicken
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:30,
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she seems surprised to find her face there Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:22,
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Aren't we allafter a Saturday night?
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:31,
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my saturday night involved 2 small children and a gingerbread housei think that means i'm a witch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:35,
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I shall fetch my pitchfork forthwith
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:37,
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could i bribe you with a free curse? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:46,
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I seem to have my fair share already thanks Smashy.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:52,
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Looks like Angelina Jolie(With one of Brad Pitt's pubes stuck in her hair)
( boris the spider,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:51,
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy.I doubt you're very good at Spot The Difference, are you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:04,
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No and I'm very sensitive about it thank you :(
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boris the spider,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:28,
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tried taking out a little bit of the hair detail, it seems to do wonders for the file size
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:53,
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Two curls in the hair?WRONG
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:58,
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Drimble, are you still angry with me for being fantastic? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:06,
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Sorry, what?I posted then ran off to do garden things while there's still daylight
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 16:45,
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haha yeah right, gardeninglike that's a thing.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 19:42,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Lies"){kind=small}
I like thisI like this a lot, actually.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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Not usually one of the Freebase nay-sayersbut this is taking the piss
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 14:12,
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Is It Wrong To Retrosepectively Enjoy Your Farts?OK so I'm not 13 any more and I realise farting is quite anti social. After the 5th time your girlfriend threatens to whack you over the head with a frying pan.. or you dropped a couple of paint-peelers at your part time job and the boss hauls you aside and says he knows it's you and to "cut it the fark out you dirty little bastard".. or people you've just met start calling you Stinky Pete..
You quickly work it out, and realise that most adults don't find farts funny, and it's time to grow up. Hold them in. Maybe slip outside and surreptitiously unload.
But what if you had too many lagers the day before and ate 5 pounds of Hershey's and the tummy begins to rumble? What if a huge fart suddenly gets loaded in the chamber and before you know it's out in the wild?
Is it OK to enjoy watching everyone gasping for air and angrily nominating suspects? Is it OK to feel proud and have a good old laugh on the inside?
(,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:05,
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You quickly work it out, and realise that most adults don't find farts funny, and it's time to grow up. Hold them in. Maybe slip outside and surreptitiously unload.
But what if you had too many lagers the day before and ate 5 pounds of Hershey's and the tummy begins to rumble? What if a huge fart suddenly gets loaded in the chamber and before you know it's out in the wild?
Is it OK to enjoy watching everyone gasping for air and angrily nominating suspects? Is it OK to feel proud and have a good old laugh on the inside?
Congratulations Mark!
Like how those 2 Indian journalists went up to a farmer protesting outside a police station.. and they tricked him into dousing himself with petrol and lighting up for more effect.. and then the poor bastard runs inside the police station screaming.. and he's in the lobby, looking around, completely on fire, SCREAMING HIS ASS OFF, and he realises there are no police in sight.. so the human torch runs back outside screaming, thinking "what the fark did I do that for?".. before a passer by helps put out the flames..
Even though the video was horrific, what was done was done, and one had to laugh, didn't one?
farking citation neededthat sounds like the funniest farking thing in the world, we would all farking love to farking see it, can you give us a farking link?
(,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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Erm....Or maybe I should haul ass over to "Off Topic" and post future inane questions there? Mods feel free to delete.
(,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:13,
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there's a delete button under all of your posts,feel free to do it yourself
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:54,
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I'm more surprised she hasn't fucking smothered you with a pillow in yer sleep yetyou dull cunt
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:42,
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If I were you I would start a new thread over on /talkIt's really busy over there and a new topic like this is just what they are looking for to get an intelligent and interesting debate going.
www.gobshyte.com/hairyhaddockhumpingholes
You cunt.
(www.gobshyte.com/hairyhaddockhumpingholes
You cunt.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:59,
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hello new person, please read the FAQespecially this bit
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:24,
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I Scanned The Contents And Read All The Relevant Sections Looking For An AnswerThere is zero mention of an "Off Topic" board, even though it exists.
I read the FAQ on "Why is there a talk board too?" which basically says "the Talk Board ticks over slower than the Main Board and it's a more pleasant place".
So.... just for you I had another search and I fluked the answer to my question, buried in the "Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?" section. CHEERS.
(,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 12:32,
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I read the FAQ on "Why is there a talk board too?" which basically says "the Talk Board ticks over slower than the Main Board and it's a more pleasant place".
So.... just for you I had another search and I fluked the answer to my question, buried in the "Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?" section. CHEERS.
Where's our picture, Stinky Pete? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:42,
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You know who else had a severe flatulence problem?HITLER.
And a guy I knew called Alan.
(And a guy I knew called Alan.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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farting will always be funny! though eating hershey's is bad mmkay?
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sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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THAT IS NOT A WOFL OR WOOD RELATED COMMENT PLEASE ADJUST mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 3:56,
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Err....Lupine-balsa? Were-stick?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 15:05,
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ROBOWOLF "...not yet ready..."
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 4:33,
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The pitch of the wild,wolf timbre.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 6:01,
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he's got wood 
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 8:36,
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Ha ha -I know where he buys his woodworking gear :-
www.wolfcraft.com/en/
(www.wolfcraft.com/en/
paranoiaman,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 9:49,
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No. Wolves wear funny hats. It's the pope who shits in the woods.
(,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:17,
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make them bongos on the top and you've got yourself a deal HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 10:25,
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The Wolf Stool of Wolf Hall of Wall Street
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:10,
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I'm not getting my balls near that mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 14:15,
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THIS IS CLEARLY THE WORK OF SUPERIOR DESIGN STUDIOS
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 3:33,
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because he's Annoying Cunt TM Jim Carreythis is what he does all day, every day between takes
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 6:01,
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tribute to the thunderbirds
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 20:18,
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tracey island posse represent
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 21:10,
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yeah go on then, get an FP with it you fucker
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 21:46,
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also, i notice you didn't comment on my pic for some reason
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 21:17,
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because of your TERRIBLE BULLYING on the talk board. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 21:31,
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I always feel like somebody's watching meoh wait, wrong Rockwell
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 22:03,
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Thai Shadow Box?
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:35,
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glasses fuck sex cage R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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Kojak?Cagney and Lacey?
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:31,
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How do you remember a six year old post?
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:38,
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It was my own jokeNobody else remembers my jokes (selective traumatic amnesia), but I do.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:41,
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Geoff Capes - Strong Man R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:50,
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Big Shot!GET IT RIGHT!
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:21,
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FUCKFLAPS WITH CHEESE!I'm sorry Mole..
Geoff Capes - Big Shot!
(Geoff Capes - Big Shot!
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:53,
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its Geoff Capes strong man isnt it R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:57,
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I spit on your grave 2, spit and dribble R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:58,
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The Fatal Attraction Recipe BookHow to boil your bunny?
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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how not to become a horn rimmed spectacle in prison R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:06,
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ramming my shrivelled pensioner cock into your gaping brown box 2: the klumps drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:25,
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well thats my next holiday planned right there R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:55,
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Is it a new TV detective serieswhere celebrity historians track down missing pets ?
*runs off to pitch idea to BBC*
(*runs off to pitch idea to BBC*
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:44,
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fucking shitty magnets
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 1:45,
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worldsworstrecords.blogspot.com.au/2010/11/here-pussy-pussy.html
half way down the page to have a listen
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 14:37,
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What a find!I assumed those tracks listed were added to the image by you... but they are real!
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:35,
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who could ever forget the hitsthings are soft for grandma since grandpas eighty four
and tonys got hot nuts
(and tonys got hot nuts
R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 15:52,
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It reminds me of The Macc LadsImagine the wonders a B3ta.com album would bring! Obviously have to be a double album with separate sides supplied by Board\Talk\QOTW\Off Topic.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:08,
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Bit of a hunt and found itThis album is far too cultured for B3ta
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 17:10,
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did you find the whole album?got a link?
( R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 17:12,
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this may be a coverit has unexpected metal moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOzB69WPN2s
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOzB69WPN2s
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 6:05,
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Yes - found the whole thing in MP3I'll find somewhere to leave a copy and post it back here shortly. Or PM me for a Magnet link.
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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Available for the next seven days...Hosted on WeTransfer. The whole album in the glory of MP3 mixed with the clicks and pops of a real vinyl rip.
we.tl/VCZstuxmMu
(we.tl/VCZstuxmMu
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 11:45,
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Nice one for finding the original artWhoops - I missed a trick there didn't I? I should have packed that zip with your updated album cover.
Between us we can bring a bit of culture to B3ta
(Between us we can bring a bit of culture to B3ta
Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 8 Feb 2015, 13:32,
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Good to see the article mentioned "Davy's Dinghy"A true classic.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 16:25,
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Have a click but:You do know that some of us had been drinking last night, right?
I'm fascinated vs keep scrolling or throw up. Is it 4:20 yet?
(,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 18:26,
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I'm fascinated vs keep scrolling or throw up. Is it 4:20 yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLjEUHcJauw
(SFW)
((SFW)
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 18:38,
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might as well join the bw!
silly bugger won't win like that
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 13:05,
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bindun i thinkjoin the fw instead..
( R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 13:38,
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its like U.C.L.A.but with more fuck!
( R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!,
Sat 7 Feb 2015, 14:40,
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