(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:57,
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ha ha!
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:50,
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!! :D
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:57,
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I love Masterchef
It properly makes me weep with joy. I think that one part of me really really enjoys seeing peoples dreams come true. When a chef's worked for years and years for something and the judges tell them that it's worth being at a 3 Michelin starred restaurant I'm overwhelmed with joy. The very best of luck to them you know? But it's tough Jebus it's tough. Thankfully I only cry with happiness when the chefs win not when they lose or else this lad would slay me...
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:47,
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Still...
It's not all bad :D
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:47,
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wasn't he the bad guy in that awful Green Lantern film?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:49,
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haha yeah, Chrome Dome (tm)
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:54,
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this so looks like this twat i used to work with
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:33,
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it IS him
he sends hugs :D xx
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:34,
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No Hat
No cattle
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:05,
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I hear ya, slowpoke
slowpoke
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:17,
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dude!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:22,
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abides
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:05,
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that works FAR too well
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:30,
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it's the next seasons' HOT TICKET!
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:05,
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(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:59,
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This is a very odd image. I like it.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:46,
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to be fair
I just remixed the face :D
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 21:07,
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pearoast
(s-droptake it to the bridge,
Mon 30 Nov 2015, 3:04,
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topgnop
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:49,
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love a gnop <3
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:54,
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i love it when they make something utterly shit
and just refuse to accept it's completely inedible
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:08,
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ah no, you can see their crests properly fall
If I had a piece of coal, I'd whittle it into the shape of a buttplug, insert it, watch the show and end up wiv a bleedin' diamond :D
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:11,
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i'm a bit of a cunt
i sit there and laugh at them
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:20,
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what you do in the privacy of your own home is no-one elses business
as long as there's consent. you always need consent
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:06,
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Masterfully done
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:12,
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cheers bossman
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:33,
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'Well done'
\o/
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:58,
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thankyou bossman
have a nice man as thanks
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:35,
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Aphex Twin is ace, isn't he?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:47,
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sure is :D <3
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 21:05,
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Wait!
Is it getting smaller?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:57,
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please clarify what you mean by the "it" in this sentance
are you naked from the waist down whilst being on the internet. again
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:14,
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You're a fry chef Harry!
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:38,
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I once ate hashcakes then cycled to my mates house
Out of the corner of my slightly tripping eye, I noticed KFC and it's (new then) KFC logo, but miss saw it as "KTF" This thought then echoed around my exotically wired mind, until I realised that would be "Kentucky Tied Frickin' " Those three words in that order cracked me up for a long long time, which was interesting as I was cycling down the main road :D
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:56,
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On a similar, albeit less drug-fuelled vein...
I had some duck legs in the fridge and decided to southern fry them for dinner. I proudly proclaimed to the Mrs that I'd made DFC for dinner, not realising that I'd replaced the wrong letter and she still teases me about the Ducky Fried Chicken to this day!
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:42,
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You are 11% likely to be a replicant.
You may have once sought another skin, but your choices betray someone unavoidably, irretrievably human. A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:44,
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You are 96% likely to be a replicant.
Time drips quickly, and your life is made from emotions snatched but never savoured. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:47,
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You are 21% likely to be a replicant.
I think therefore I am. Poetic, but do you really understand it? Those memories could be implanted. They taunt. Painful to live in fear, isn't it?
(Tribs๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:49,
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*savours wasp*
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:51,
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But ahhh reckon ahh know how ta get rid of 'em ..mmm-hmmm...
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:52,
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Whoever painted that wants his balls cutting off for making Rachel look like that.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 22:53,
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I kinda' like som'a'them french fried
Whatever there is left to eat on this planet.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sun 29 Nov 2015, 0:09,
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You are 50% likely to be a replicant.
How can it not know what it is? Humanity is elusive, and on this evidence, you are yet to find it. Please re-take the test.
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:58,
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The test doesn't even ask the tortoise question.
GAY!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:00,
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do you like to get there before the hair?
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:07,
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Paedo alert!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:08,
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coz you look like you do..
im just sayin
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:08,
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You! Step outsi...
...oh you were just sayin'? Ne'ermind then -- cheers! :D :D
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:17,
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What's a tortoise?
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:33,
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you know what a turtle is?...
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:22,
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catch 22
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:51,
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captcha 22
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:59,
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YOU TAKE THAT IMAGE DOWN NOW
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:02,
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what image.. cant you see im still trying to log in
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:04,
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:D
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:45,
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Cunt Trump Wig Fire b3ta
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:23,
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:56,
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ha ha ha!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:02,
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I think you mean...
TWF!!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:06,
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Trump Wig Fuck!!
cheers for the idea XD
(hekim66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:10,
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That captcha shit gives me rage
I can never log in on my phone when I want to give a woo on my way home from work
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:52,
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Maybe don't log out?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 15:24,
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U iz obvs a robot
Probly a terminator
(RRNotis a miserable sinner,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:14,
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is everyone dead?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Nov 2015, 16:59,
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