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[challenge entry] partly inspired by swims previous polar bear breakdancing post
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:10, archived)
# PowerPoint to yer Maw!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:25, archived)
# needs moar wibbly CDCs
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:40, archived)
# That's disgusting
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:19, archived)
# Is this Liverpool Docks?
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:17, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:26, archived)
# he's a bit old for a bib, isn't he?
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Yay :D
Polar beer b3ta
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:51, archived)
# There's an extra 2 gig of Ram in that moustache
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:45, archived)
# Nice tacheboard
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:18, archived)
# aaahahahahahaha
haha.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:20, archived)
# *does a Bronx Cheer*
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Click 'n Woo!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:41, archived)
# He needs a new case.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:29, archived)
# Oof.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha, that's so disturbing
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:35, archived)
# why
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:25, archived)
# now you're just encouraging him
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:27, archived)
# ...
Oh no, his giblets are hanging out.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:34, archived)
# o__0
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:52, archived)
# ?
Did he use a condiment?
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:08, archived)
# Tyson Furry
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 9:13, archived)
# Chewie!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:55, archived)
# Bungle is looking well.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:15, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Doo-do-do-do-dooooooooo-BREAKDANCE©!!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 23:34, archived)
# it's just like
what the matrix should have been if it were any good
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 0:47, archived)
# I don't know if I could endure two hours of this, man. With some fucker kicking the back of the chair and having paid £8 for popcorn.
(You're my favourite lurker).
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 2:48, archived)
# i don't go to the cinema anymore
it was full of war adverts for warry war things with war and guns and michael baysplosions

I was too drunk to figure out how to do this last night, I tried and gave up but here you go anyway.

(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:23, archived)
# u kilt 'im
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:50, archived)
# My boy don't care. He still got crazy legs (feet).
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:30, archived)
# Zorba The Fresh!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 3:02, archived)
# EPILEPTIC BOOGALOO
i hope his shoes dont swallow their own tongues
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 5:55, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:06, archived)
# Skillz
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 8:58, archived)
# This makes me laugh a lot
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:07, archived)
# Then my work here is done.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:53, archived)
# made this on friday
images courtesy of @mushybees thought i'd leave it here anyway because woo yay toast.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 23:09, archived)
# The Tarty Queen.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 23:36, archived)
# It's what she would have wanted
The Peoples Breakfast
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 8:06, archived)
# Botox Girl -- Hipster Edition
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] not sorry

(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:12, archived)
# You're aware how upsetting this is, aren't you?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:44, archived)
# Be glad that Clarks don't make jeans
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 23:49, archived)
# don't be sorry
i laughed
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 22:58, archived)
# *facepalms*
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bertie Dancing

(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:56, archived)
# Prolly bindun
But I had to get it out of my head.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:19, archived)
# *gasps*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:46, archived)
# you really should have relaxed more
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:52, archived)
# It's probably due to the cold lube.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:12, archived)
#
Cunt Trump Wig Fire b3ta
CTWFb
Don't know why he's getting such a hard time,
it's the best 'Joey' I've seen in years
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:56, archived)
# Animated birthday candles!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:03, archived)
# With animated did sik
missed a trick :[
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:08, archived)
# that's purest spun gold!!!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:08, archived)
# *hides the extinguisher*
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:29, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:56, archived)
# Joey Rug©!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:45, archived)
# \o/ :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:56, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 21:50, archived)
# :'(
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:57, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:50, archived)
# !! :D
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:57, archived)
# I love Masterchef
It properly makes me weep with joy. I think that one part of me really really enjoys seeing peoples dreams come true. When a chef's worked for years and years for something and the judges tell them that it's worth being at a 3 Michelin starred restaurant I'm overwhelmed with joy. The very best of luck to them you know?
But it's tough Jebus it's tough. Thankfully I only cry with happiness when the chefs win not when they lose or else this lad would slay me...

(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Still...
It's not all bad :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:47, archived)
# wasn't he the bad guy in that awful Green Lantern film?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:49, archived)
# haha yeah, Chrome Dome (tm)
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:54, archived)
# this so looks like this twat i used to work with
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:33, archived)
# it IS him
he sends hugs :D xx
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:34, archived)
# No Hat
No cattle
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:05, archived)
# I hear ya, slowpoke
slowpoke
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:17, archived)
# dude!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:22, archived)
# abides
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:05, archived)
# that works FAR too well
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:30, archived)
# it's the next seasons' HOT TICKET!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:59, archived)
# This is a very odd image. I like it.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:46, archived)
# to be fair
I just remixed the face :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 21:07, archived)
# pearoast
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 3:04, archived)
# topgnop
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:49, archived)
# love a gnop <3
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:54, archived)
# i love it when they make something utterly shit
and just refuse to accept it's completely inedible
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:08, archived)
# ah no, you can see their crests properly fall
If I had a piece of coal, I'd whittle it into the shape of a buttplug, insert it, watch the show and end up wiv a bleedin' diamond :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:11, archived)
# i'm a bit of a cunt
i sit there and laugh at them
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:20, archived)
# what you do in the privacy of your own home is no-one elses business
as long as there's consent. you always need consent
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Masterfully done
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:12, archived)
# cheers bossman
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:33, archived)
# 'Well done'
\o/
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:58, archived)
# thankyou bossman
have a nice man as thanks
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Aphex Twin is ace, isn't he?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:47, archived)
# sure is :D <3
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 21:05, archived)
# Wait!
Is it getting smaller?
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:57, archived)
# please clarify what you mean by the "it" in this sentance
are you naked from the waist down whilst being on the internet. again
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:14, archived)
# You're a fry chef Harry!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:38, archived)
# I once ate hashcakes then cycled to my mates house
Out of the corner of my slightly tripping eye, I noticed KFC and it's (new then) KFC logo, but miss saw it as "KTF"
This thought then echoed around my exotically wired mind, until I realised that would be "Kentucky Tied Frickin' "
Those three words in that order cracked me up for a long long time, which was interesting as I was cycling down the main road :D

#goodvibes
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:58, archived)
# I used to love the tables in kfc once upon a time, not sure if its still the case
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(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:56, archived)
# On a similar, albeit less drug-fuelled vein...
I had some duck legs in the fridge and decided to southern fry them for dinner. I proudly proclaimed to the Mrs that I'd made DFC for dinner, not realising that I'd replaced the wrong letter and she still teases me about the Ducky Fried Chicken to this day!
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:12, archived)
# someone's a criminal.
Saw this on the Google street view, and it gave me a chuckle


Click for bigger (84 kb)

(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:07, archived)
# privacy is very important for the Colonel
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:24, archived)
# in the library with a candlestick holder
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:57, archived)
# he looks like a pokemon character
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:09, archived)
#

(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:11, archived)
# is captcha takin the piss?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:42, archived)
# You are 11% likely to be a replicant.
You may have once sought another skin, but your choices betray someone unavoidably, irretrievably human. A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:44, archived)
# You are 96% likely to be a replicant.
Time drips quickly, and your life is made from emotions snatched but never savoured. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:47, archived)
# You are 21% likely to be a replicant.
I think therefore I am. Poetic, but do you really understand it? Those memories could be implanted. They taunt. Painful to live in fear, isn't it?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:49, archived)
# *savours wasp*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:51, archived)
# But ahhh reckon ahh know how ta get rid of 'em ..mmm-hmmm...

(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:52, archived)
# Whoever painted that wants his balls cutting off for making Rachel look like that.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 22:53, archived)
# I kinda' like som'a'them french fried
Whatever there is left to eat on this planet.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 0:09, archived)
# You are 50% likely to be a replicant.
How can it not know what it is? Humanity is elusive, and on this evidence, you are yet to find it. Please re-take the test.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:58, archived)
# The test doesn't even ask the tortoise question.
GAY!!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:00, archived)
# do you like to get there before the hair?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:07, archived)
# Paedo alert!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:08, archived)
# coz you look like you do..
im just sayin
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:08, archived)
# You! Step outsi...
...oh you were just sayin'? Ne'ermind then -- cheers! :D :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:17, archived)
# What's a tortoise?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:33, archived)
# you know what a turtle is?...
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:22, archived)
# catch 22
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:51, archived)
# captcha 22
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:59, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT IMAGE DOWN NOW
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:02, archived)
# what image.. cant you see im still trying to log in
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:45, archived)
# Cunt Trump Wig Fire b3ta
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:23, archived)
# WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:56, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:02, archived)
# I think you mean...
TWF!!!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:06, archived)
# Trump Wig Fuck!!
cheers for the idea XD
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 19:10, archived)
# That captcha shit gives me rage
I can never log in on my phone when I want to give a woo on my way home from work
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Maybe don't log out?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 15:24, archived)
# U iz obvs a robot
Probly a terminator
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 18:14, archived)
# is everyone dead?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:16, archived)
# freaky shit
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:16, archived)
#
All the other kids with the fuck truck kicks
You better run, better run, faster than my bullet
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 12:54, archived)
# freshfucklift!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] more p roasting cuntery



some of the first stuff i did from the ancient internet times
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 9:43, archived)
# Still love these
:)
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 10:28, archived)
# Bavarian toast is Bavarian.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 13:57, archived)
# Ace them they are
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] breakwind 2

electric poogaloo
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:40, archived)
# cleared a few dance floors like that
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 9:44, archived)
# Just released
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:20, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:37, archived)
# Ha!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:50, archived)
# Arf
I had an unusual cat once
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 19:46, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 21:10, archived)
# poor pussy, poor pussy cat
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 21:12, archived)
# but I bet it was the best pussy u ever had, LOL
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 2:35, archived)
# *Say no more*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 3:28, archived)
# Was it a Tree Cat?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:41, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaa nice
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 21:12, archived)
# Yessss
and lick, whoops click.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 21:27, archived)
# This is delightful!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 21:35, archived)
# top points
bravo
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 22:59, archived)
# AND YOU ARE......?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 1:30, archived)
# This is special
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 23:30, archived)
# Magnificant! it's all there, all human life
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:04, archived)
# I'd like more information on the Bullingdon Club.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Well now, this is a bit good, isn't it?
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 9:33, archived)
# pfff
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 11:41, archived)
# ffff
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 11:41, archived)
# fffttt
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 11:41, archived)
#
Bravo moistness
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 11:43, archived)
#
You can actually get these or something similar.
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 11:59, archived)
# you can..
but they nicked that idea .. and may nick a copy of these as well

www.theguardian.com/books/2015/oct/14/dung-beetle-spoofs-ladybird-after-books-copyright-row
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:16, archived)
# brilliant :D
it's like finding an old porn stash :D
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:01, archived)
# I thought you said Porn Stache
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:35, archived)
# What all these said^
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Wonderful
Just wonderful.
Thank you.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 8:13, archived)
# A thing of beauty.
(, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:47, archived)
# Instant classic!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:14, archived)
# My First Wall
Haha!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 10:07, archived)
# so good
brilliant, thanks : )
(, Thu 3 Dec 2015, 10:48, archived)
# Mind the seams...
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:52, archived)
# just don't touch his juniper bushes!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 15:07, archived)
# it's seamless!

(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:33, archived)
# These on-board cruise missile images are very clear.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 18:01, archived)
# Authentic Ninjwear!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 10:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 15:22, archived)
# This is terrible bullying and I won't stand for it.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:13, archived)
# Do you need a chair?
Or are you just going to sit on the floor?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:58, archived)
# I think I'll just wait for Frank Wilson to come on then hurl myself at the floor
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 19:57, archived)
# Word to your mother.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 17:57, archived)
# i wanna know...
nevermind
(, Fri 27 Nov 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Don't ask, Pedro...
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 20:50, archived)
# Beach Klunge!
(, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:07, archived)
# Your Mommy's just jealous, it's the Beastie Boys!
(, Sat 28 Nov 2015, 0:41, archived)

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