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# night

(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 20:34, archived)
# arts
and arfs!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 22:57, archived)
# Yeti still doesn't know, despite reading up
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 23:29, archived)
# That's an abominable pun
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 23:33, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] evening
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:49, archived)
# that looks saw
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:55, archived)
# He got into the groove, and the groove got into him
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 19:22, archived)
# such beautiful music
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 17:14, archived)
#
c:\music\soundtracks\psycho\stabby_shower_looped.mp3
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 17:19, archived)
# Gif
WTF?
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 17:47, archived)
# Everything I make is a gif
You must just not be waiting long enough for my trademark 1000s first frame.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 18:02, archived)
# Oh really
I'm going to have to look at all your work again. I maybe some time
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 18:20, archived)
# Persistent isn't he?
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 17:59, archived)
# thats how spaghetti with ketchup is made
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 18:55, archived)
# don't speak of ketchup around here plz
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 19:04, archived)
# FC
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 19:30, archived)
# And the band played on.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 0:17, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 10:37, archived)
# ^that
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:08, archived)
# afternoon
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 13:03, archived)
# morning to any Americans
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 13:24, archived)
# I'm quite upset now, can you not swap a couple of heads or something
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:26, archived)
# I can't find my version :(
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:06, archived)
# omg!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:07, archived)
# You said that last time
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:10, archived)
# more than likely
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:14, archived)
# boob tube with suit jacket lower third, all the cool kids are wearing em this year
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:13, archived)
# Can't say I wouldn't
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

http://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/c1d38543-4361-03f0-e040-e00a18067ed5
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 13:57, archived)
# IT'S STILL MORNING, IDIOT
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:52, archived)
# Ok,
now it's ....no, no, still AM here!! for another 1h:22m
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:38, archived)
# This is the sort of rudeness I expect from forrins.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 19:04, archived)
# My word, that's INCREDIBLY rude.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 22:27, archived)
# Alright
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:06, archived)
# innit
Down Terrace FAQ slap
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:46, archived)
#

(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:53, archived)
# Bit rapey m8
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:11, archived)
# fabulouth!!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:45, archived)
# Second to nun!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:50, archived)
# Indeed it is. Indeed.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:24, archived)
# The Pace Setters
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 15:52, archived)
# A classic joke, as used in Bowie's great song "The Laughing Gnome"
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 17:07, archived)
# Faster, you say?
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 19:10, archived)
# FASTER
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 20:38, archived)
# i set my own pace, baby
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Coloreds with attitude
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 8:50, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 11:04, archived)
# I worked on this one!
Made a gif.

But binned it.

It was shit.

Merry Candlemas!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 11:35, archived)
# Waxy felicitations, Sir.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Ha! You're older than I am!
in b3ta years anyway...
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 12:50, archived)
# merry slightly less candles to you, too!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:31, archived)
# merry candlemas!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Never forget
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 19:01, archived)
# Great!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Is it in Qatar?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:13, archived)
# no it's the whole thing
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 4:58, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 11:05, archived)
# Merry candles :)
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 11:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:37, archived)
# Great wall of China is a bit like that too, no?
WOO!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:48, archived)
# why were they building it in the first place before anyone died?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:57, archived)
# They knew people were going to die
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:59, archived)
# ah I see. We could do with some more foresight like that in architecture
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:05, archived)
# Right! ...and never forget, eh? ;)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:10, archived)
#
4eva wiv da angles
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:24, archived)
# How very Larson. Bravo.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:43, archived)
# If nobody died, then it was constructed for nothing.
Someone better have died.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 22:45, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 23:37, archived)
# In 2016, no-one died.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 23:39, archived)
# They killed people just for an excuse to build it.
Wake up sheeple!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 0:59, archived)
# I mean, I could go on
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 4:57, archived)
# Is that not what the Pyramids are,
deep down.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 22:47, archived)
# Deeper and down.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 0:41, archived)
#
again, again
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 8:58, archived)
# The first rule of Tautology Club
is the first rule of Tautology Club.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 18:54, archived)
# Cock!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:38, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
Neandercock™.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:44, archived)
# homo erectus?
(no thankyou)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:57, archived)
# So that's where he got the idea from
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:06, archived)
# Wow
adds to bucket list :)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:21, archived)
# Ha!
or hyperpoop?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:15, archived)
# Dammit, that would have been even quicker
but just as dirty
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This month: Keeping your powder dry
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:38, archived)
# is that the new flintlock?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:47, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
Lightweight AND easy to load :)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:08, archived)
# looking for some classmates to kill
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You used to refer to characters by their surnames in those days.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:35, archived)
# Was the card an original?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:56, archived)
# If your selection area is wrong,
then if you hold down alt or shift when using selection tools, you can add or subtract to it without starting again.

Also, zooming in helps with accuracy.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 13:01, archived)
# Do you fancy demonstrating?!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 13:14, archived)
# What, like this?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 18:09, archived)
# WOO
:D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Stop giving that bloody monkey them barrels!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 13:10, archived)
# Absolutely ace
*clicked*
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 14:54, archived)
# Arf! fabulous!
I'm almost inspired to do something now ...almost
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 15:20, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:09, archived)
# ^That
but I'm far too fucking damn lazy to trawl through thousands of their pics to find one that appeals
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:37, archived)
# Do you want me to find you one?
Star Wars related or just something to put funny man's face on?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:47, archived)
# Oh yeah cheers nice one
but no FUCKlift ones cos their 2 pics are shit
*getfuckedknobber\o/
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:04, archived)
# Bit wank stainy m8
Justsayin
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:59, archived)
# WOW
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:01, archived)
# Work backwards -
decide what you want to make and use their search box instead of Google Images.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:41, archived)
# That's my usual way of working
I think it's probably pure fucking laziness on my part ;)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:58, archived)
# It's fine they don't need bigger feet
Ffs
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:46, archived)
# ^WSS
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:07, archived)
# it's all about no knickers now
please keep up
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:12, archived)
# Diety dirty Pedro
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 18:01, archived)
# THERE WAS NO FANNY!!
it was legs, and then a crack.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:49, archived)
# fuggit, I'm not even in good standing with my bath at the moment
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:52, archived)
# I'm reporting this to Facebook.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:57, archived)
# Now do one with Hermione, please.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 22:01, archived)
# I'll get nortystepped
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 22:08, archived)
# Pedro's got cunt pubes
\o/
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 11:03, archived)
# Well that's rather good
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:46, archived)
# This is brilliant
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:53, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 20:40, archived)
# "New Yoik IV:Hostile Sloth".
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:02, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:17, archived)
# WTF!
:D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:36, archived)
# TekPhwoar
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:37, archived)
# nice
"beam me up totty"
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha
I think I've seen that on the adult channel
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:15, archived)
# fnar fnar,,,,
Log.....Log....
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Holy archives!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:36, archived)
# Nice
I wonder how the guy pushing the trolley is walking down a wall like that.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:49, archived)
# Magnets
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:58, archived)
# fucking, shitty magnets
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 14:46, archived)
# Ta! :)
Oh, he's Captain Gravity ;)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha cracking sig,
Gromit!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:03, archived)
# :D
\o/
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:36, archived)
# haha
lovely
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:11, archived)
# i had to get this out of my head
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 1:53, archived)
# inevitably
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:08, archived)
# arsebiscuits
unseen cock can't be unseen
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:48, archived)
# You need to start training your brain to look for these things, it's an unusual and exciting skill that will enhance any CV
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:51, archived)
# HaHa!!!!!!! You see the seasons change while I only see the leaf fall from the tree.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 8:27, archived)
# You're right, my boss says I spend far too much time just staring out the window
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 8:42, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:04, archived)
# I actually saw a very short hooded man standing on its teeth...
which could be interpreted as a "penis" as well
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 12:50, archived)
# Yoda after a bath
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:13, archived)
# This is a cracker too!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:52, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 18:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
First there was 'camel-toes'. You've just invented 'camel-nose'
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:14, archived)
# =)
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 17:51, archived)
# Oman like "O man I don't get it"?
I swear, I'm saying what I see. Roy Walker why hast thou forsaken me?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:33, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:07, archived)
# Misheard lyrics thing.
"In the villa of Ormen Stands a solitary candle" is the opening line to his recent song.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 10:59, archived)
# Ahh thanks
Not heard it.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:00, archived)
# I've had the album on loop all week which either means I'm nuts or qualified to recommend it to you in the strongest possible terms.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 21:48, archived)
# Excuse beef.


Can't wait for the film.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:07, archived)
# fucking spam
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:17, archived)
# Oh fuck. I'm an actual spamcunt. Should've thought it through.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:39, archived)
# in reference to recent retail news
spam is actually more expensive than corned beef.
however, have you ever tried spam? it is fucking rank.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:43, archived)
# you want /sausages ->
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:25, archived)
# YOU SILLY SOD. YOU'VE MADE A MEAT-BASED JOKE(LETTE).
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 23:05, archived)
# When this happens to you
(and it will because corned beef hash *is* the meal of kings) just use a proper tin opener. In fact, use a tin opener even when it doesn't happen to you and post a twitter pic of your opened tin with key unused, captioned "Fuck you meat-packing industry", then fax your arse to their corporate HQ.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:41, archived)
# PPL MVR
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 19:41, archived)
#
this is fucking scary,
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 19:46, archived)
# They're a band that dresses up as yetis.
The actual group is way weirder than my pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJzLKQzFFvQ
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 19:50, archived)
# well that was quite unexpectedly half decent
...still I can't help but think your pic is from what I imagine waking up passed out on the ground in a forest would be like
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 20:37, archived)
# You've fallen
It's OK, you've been found by the BeeGees...
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 20:49, archived)
# How could I forget those??? :'(
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 20:57, archived)
# always liked the bra/brass section one : )
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 21:06, archived)
# ARTS
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 20:15, archived)
# Those costumes must be hot as hell on stage
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 20:47, archived)
# BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 21:36, archived)
# brian ,trevor and pat sharp
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Lemmy, Tamarin, Capuchin.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 23:07, archived)
# The three horsemen of the Teletubby apocalypse?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 23:33, archived)
# Lovely work
the one on the right reminds me of Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 9:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 16:38, archived)
# Is it
'People you meet in Denmark'?
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] but then again, too few to mention.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 15:54, archived)
# at least you did it your way
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:29, archived)
# In 1977, a chap called Roy Raymond was out birdwatching
He saw two males of this species fighting over mating rights. They fought long and nobly until one bowed out. Raymond was so inspired by this act of wanting to do anything to mate with a female that he named his new company, which was devoted to men buying courtship presents for ladies, "Victorious Egret". His secretary misheard and wrote "Victoria's Secret" on the paperwork and the name stuck.

True story.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:33, archived)
# and still the mods do nothing!!!
:D
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:41, archived)
# Gone are the glory days of them fighting the rockers in Brighton
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:47, archived)
# And getting a bike chain around their faces.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 17:43, archived)
# Get in the fucking sea.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:48, archived)
# I hope you're thoroughly ashamed of yourself.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 19:40, archived)
# Nope.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 20:48, archived)
# Ah ha ha
:D
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 22:23, archived)
# marry me
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 0:05, archived)
# You are the late Les Dawson AICMFP
I recommend his book of shaggy dog stories, "The Malady Lingers On" BTW.
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry] dat sure ain't no moon
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 15:13, archived)
# Planet Colon -- just on the other side of Uranus
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Near that massive black hole?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:15, archived)
# Denmark's Forestry Observation Team has got quite the budget hasn't it?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 13:34, archived)
# Best in the world. They also monitor global bacon consumption and send ninjas after people who insult their silly accent
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 14:21, archived)
#
never noticed it before but that bit of Denmark on the left-hand of the bottom pic looks like a face
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "The battle station is heavily shielded..."
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:10, archived)
# is that ceiling high enough?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:14, archived)
# i used to bullseye ceilings in my t-16 back home
they're not much bigger than those ceilings
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:22, archived)
# By bullseye ...
Do you mean spunk over? You could do that when younger with no effort.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:28, archived)
# and i could make it look literally like a bulls eye.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] the glory days

(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
it was a different sport back then i guess.
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:47, archived)
# Marzipan Jones is a lovely name
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:53, archived)
# he smells of almonds
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 11:53, archived)
# "Battenberg's going for a home run!"
"I've got him covered."
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 17:32, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 18:55, archived)
# Mitts and Marzipan both using The Force
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 21:38, archived)
# Candy e-cigs would just be rubbish, wouldn't they?
(, Thu 21 Jan 2016, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Stan Lee started early! :D
(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 11:37, archived)
# Happy Toast
You make the best things on here : )
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 16:43, archived)

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