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[challenge entry] "How long do you plan to stay?"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:34, archived)
#
haha fantastic
(ohidunno, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 14:39, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Nov 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Wow, what a bat fastard
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 19:49, archived)
# remember, you can't spell assassination without ass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:49, archived)
# Double ass
i(n) nation.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 16:34, archived)
# Time for a hard reset...
photo reset america_zpsa9haliea.jpg
(TallJim, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Beautiful day in Pyongyang
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:20, archived)
# have you tried switching the planet off and back on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Put your goddam hand on that scanning screen, or I'll hack it off and put it on for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:05, archived)
# up from the depths 20 stories high....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:29, archived)
# He's a Godzuki-looking mo-fo, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:18, archived)
# It's an entirely different kind of governing, altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :(

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:04, archived)
# what the fuck have you done?!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:09, archived)
# nope

nopenopenopenope
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:10, archived)
# Thought that was me for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:55, archived)
# kill it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Nov 2016, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:33, archived)
# What a collection!
I've only just noticed the little Treebeard faces on that desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:50, archived)
# I can't believe that Trump fella would entertain the notion of having Baldy Man on his desk. Am oot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 13:10, archived)
# Fabri-can't
www.google.com.sg/search?q=michael+fabricant&tbm=isch
(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 10 Nov 2016, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Pussy Guard
(MrPineapples, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh....oh, sh*t....we're in the BAD future, aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] edit+compo
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:23, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, yes...TRUMP TOAP but come on.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:51, archived)
# Also...
I guess Marty must have gone back to a slower paced time where everything made sense and the world was a calm and pleasant place...like 2015...or maybe even a week last Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:57, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Wonder how nervous Theresa May is of meeting the new President
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:33, archived)
# Absolutely
This.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:39, archived)
# haha
'Love Actually'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:05, archived)
# this is amusing, scary and a bit tickling
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:28, archived)
# Glorious
and terrifying in equal measure.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:47, archived)
# Arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/11210701
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 9 Nov 2016, 13:36, archived)
# this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 17:56, archived)
# You know this is all over the internet now, right?
You need to start putting fucking great obtrusive watermarks across the middle of pics you do
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2016, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF USA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh my fucking god
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:18, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:19, archived)
# HAAAH :D
(damn, you beat me to it)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:20, archived)
# hah
I changed the year on the mag too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:51, archived)
# he's who they modelled him on
www.theguardian.com/film/2015/oct/23/back-to-the-future-writer-bad-guy-biff-was-based-on-donald-trump
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah, nuts ins't it!
I only just seen this!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:57, archived)
# What. The actual. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Revised forecast as of this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PRESIDENT TRUMP

America has a new leader. Celebrate this fact and show us what you think the Trump filled future holds.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
💀
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] He knows how to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:27, archived)
# sharing the shit out of this :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Nov 2016, 15:28, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Post Brexit products - Toblerone with missing peaks, Terry's chocolate satsuma, reduce the size of shop goods for the coming leaner times
Nice Tabloids - Make Britain nice again with a bit of TOAP, a fluffeh and a tabloid cover. Or just mock them, whatever works for you.
Samuel L Jackson - He's in a lot of films and stuff, put him in more
President Trump - Looks like that's happened, what can we expect?


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 6:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 7:21, archived)
# His first act is going to be trawling the internet at 3am for anyone who's ever been critical of him, w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 7:27, archived)
# Alec Baldwin must be shitting himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 7:36, archived)
# :)
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 8:27, archived)
# Laurence Fishburne gets my vote
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Nov 2016, 7:46, archived)
# Trump do trump
it's all that anyone is going to talk about for ages and it'll encourage old boarders to join in and it'll be our most popular challenge for ages
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 8:32, archived)
# Can we keep it open to new entries for, say, about 4 years?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 8:56, archived)
# Honestly this election has been like
filling a clown car full of clowns, pumping it full of shit, crashing it into a tree and then setting the lot on fire.
(gijoel, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 8:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 8:57, archived)
# Oh my...I can't stop laughing. Top post.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:58, archived)
# F
uck!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] School Bully is going to make America stop punching itself in the face

(Comic pas, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:01, archived)
#
i appreciate this
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 14 Nov 2016, 20:46, archived)
# I can see any of these working

but I feel the need for some oldschool b3ta fluffeh, so tabloids
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:03, archived)
# F, let's at least get it over with
then suggest 1 again next week, i think it'd be good
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:48, archived)
# As a citizen of the United States
I would like to apologize to the world for my fellow citizens' stupidity.

I don;t have a good image for this, so let's see if I recall how to do this well enough to giive you a drawing.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 4:54, archived)
# Copyright by James D. Wolf, Jr. Use without express permission prohibited.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 7:16, archived)
# Started this. Regretted it about half way through. Bit like 2016 really...


Click for bigger (432 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:30, archived)
# Well done, that man.
Psst. Lemmy died in 2015.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:38, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:38, archived)
# Yeah, but his liver didn't acknowledge the fact until the following week
And to anyone joining us from the tabloids : the Daily Mail are thieving bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:48, archived)
# Do you mind If I use that answer?
My Twitter mentions have just exploded
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:55, archived)
# Sure, you can pay me later
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 0:41, archived)
# RIP my inbox
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 0:44, archived)
# So many mentions my phone just crashed!
This is making brexit club look like a tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 0:55, archived)
# fuck em
Lemmy deserves to be on there anyway.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 11:52, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:45, archived)
# Cliff Mitchelmore - Yikes!
I assumed he had died about twenty years ago. At least. I'm old, but he was/looked old when I was young.

Mind you, he was 96 when Nature called.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 1:31, archived)
# Make some space for a Brucie bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 6:49, archived)
# I shouldn't have laughed
but I did :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 20:23, archived)
# That's really excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:17, archived)
# Aw. How nice. A FP on my (real world) birthday.
What a beautiful day this is turning out to be...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 9:41, archived)
# It's been a hell of a year for everybody.
A whole hell of a year.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:17, archived)
# I started welling up...
...when I spotted the Toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 10:46, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 12:31, archived)
# Haha
Bravo
(Sherbs, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 15:38, archived)
# That's great, if depressing.
There's also room for 3 of my mates. 2016 can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 9 Nov 2016, 21:12, archived)
# This just got shared by Simon Donald on the Facebooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 21:21, archived)
# He made it
his cover photo!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 10 Nov 2016, 9:24, archived)
# wow. :(
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Nov 2016, 7:54, archived)
#
Hmm, got room for Leonard Cohen?
(psychobabble, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 7:15, archived)
# Awesome and :(
(Flumper, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 7:50, archived)
#
On Tuesday You make an awesome pic of great people who died in 2016 and it's massively out of date by Friday. How 20-fucking-16 is that?
(27B/6, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:16, archived)
# I don't know
what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 9:28, archived)
# I assume this:
RIP

Srsly, fuck this year.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 12:42, archived)
# First thing (this pic) I thought of
when I heard the news :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 20:20, archived)
# In all seriousness
By the end of the year, if its updated (god forbid)
I'D buy this on a tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 20:22, archived)
# I second that
Maybe best to wait until 2017 though, because Death seems to want to make a set this year.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 10:49, archived)
# Probably for the best
Link
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 12 Nov 2016, 12:45, archived)
# Grand.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 11 Nov 2016, 20:37, archived)
#


No reason, just not been here for a long time...
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:08, archived)
# top 'shoppe :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:28, archived)
# Sup.
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 21:50, archived)
# Would wouldn't would
OVBS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 22:50, archived)
# YOU DISGUST ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Nov 2016, 23:37, archived)
# The proper answer is
Would, would and would, duh.
(Kimbo, Wed 9 Nov 2016, 2:29, archived)

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