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[challenge entry] Boss Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 10:14, archived)
# i like this
hoonin around in the:

General Lee
General ize
General Lies
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 10:44, archived)
# The difference being, people with the Confederate flag on their vehicles feel enabled by Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 11:18, archived)
# Confederate flag rally.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_lZxmIpTlH8
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:34, archived)
# TJ: any suggestions for the image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:03, archived)
# Malapropisms
'Make your bed up with shitted feets' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:25, archived)
# You mean 'Spoonerisms' Ninj!
Idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:31, archived)
# bindun a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Darn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:16, archived)
# Anything except books, movie posters, album covers or comics
Cats with eyebrows hasn't been done
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:25, archived)
# we had animals with human features not long ago
you preferred dogs back then b3ta.com/board/11176725
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:59, archived)
# but but that was 2015 and they don't have to be human eyebrows or something
anyway if that's your way of saying 'Make Theresa May more fuckable' is do-able then I'll save my 'Cats with eyebrows' suggestion for next week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Something with books, movie posters, album covers or comics perhaps?
Human Descent mashups might be popular, lesbian cats with eyebrows or not
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:05, archived)
# Cats with lesbian eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Mar 2017, 21:07, archived)
# former celebrity animals.. where are they now? or fetishes of the future
or last but not least, images with store fronts or street signs..oh wait, my recaptcha timed out..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:57, archived)
# or muppet porn..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:59, archived)
# ffs, just watch meet the feebles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 15:02, archived)
# Priapisms through history
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:21, archived)
# That's a hard subject
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:42, archived)
# A bit hard but...
Make Theresa May fuckable
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:24, archived)
# Something oddly specific, for a change.

Like 'Space farmers from space hauling in an abundant crop of bastardane asteroid nuggets'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:43, archived)
# excellent
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:46, archived)
# perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] oops-a-daisy!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 3:24, archived)
# Woo and yey
This is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 7:22, archived)
# thx, after making and posting i had a strange feeling happy toast may have already done it..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 8:02, archived)
# YOU CROSSED MY LINE OF DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 8:22, archived)
# i think a little bit came out
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty sure these will fly off the shelves


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(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done.
Edit : I'll bet someone is already making this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 23:14, archived)
# :D brilliant!
(ozof, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 0:38, archived)
# Needs to be about
50% shorter. He is a really tiny guy.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 4:49, archived)
# This is
Actual size
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 7:53, archived)
# OK
did you tweet this out? Already seeing it on Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 8:11, archived)
# Yes
@christhebarker
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 8:57, archived)
#
Awes0me!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:53, archived)
# Just installed Windows 10. I don't like the initial critical updates.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 21:43, archived)
# What's wrong with WalMart shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 22:12, archived)
# :( Topical repost :
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 22:47, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 23:39, archived)
# PC has forgotten its meds.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Atleast it didn't say your gayshift pron is shit eh
OR DID IT????!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 11:16, archived)
# Michael Gove Ghost Train
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:52, archived)
# Farage and Trump UK Weekender


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(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:39, archived)
# "I wanna live like common people..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:41, archived)
# The Queen's dreams #254812
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 16:53, archived)
# Aw3someness!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 17:03, archived)
# i always thought she'd be in her true lizard form in her dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 17:12, archived)
# Her Majesty and I have the same dream
That means I'm royalty, right? Minted!
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 18:41, archived)
# Never liked corgis.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 18:47, archived)
# matchbox is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:24, archived)
# Dinky
Like (insert joke here)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:53, archived)
# tonka
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 23:36, archived)
# It's the Gas Safe Register now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:54, archived)
#
Fantastic.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:12, archived)
# If only
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 12:20, archived)
# brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 13:46, archived)
# Reading the news last week that he was afraid to leave his house made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:59, archived)
#
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 16:14, archived)
# Great job Scoob!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 13:58, archived)
# for once, it really IS a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 14:55, archived)
# FAKE DOOS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:43, archived)
# And he would have gotten away with it
if it weren't for you meddling crisis actors.
(gijoel, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Well hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:41, archived)
#
pfft. I like this.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 20:13, archived)
# May I Be The First To Wish You All A Very Merry Christmas!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 7:55, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 8:03, archived)
# You wouldn't take offence if I asked you to fold that length-ways and push it up your bottom... thanks
Worked in an office for a bit with a cheery tit, who used to say this weekly, counted down the days and everything. Nothing like coming in on piss-wet April morning and have some sod greet you with "Only 200 days till ChriFUCKOFF"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 8:41, archived)
# On the plus side, they've probably killed themselves by now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 8:49, archived)
# june 8th is 200 days until xmas.
i think they had their maths wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:38, archived)
# *marks in calendar*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:04, archived)
# Colin Hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:34, archived)
# Office trolly?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 28 Feb 2017, 12:30, archived)
# alright frank
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 9:50, archived)
# figgy pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 10:37, archived)
# Well...
That went down well!

On the plus side, it's pancake day!!!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:43, archived)
# i got weird looks yesterday for wearing a reindeer t-shirt
i like that t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 14:56, archived)
#
*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 18:48, archived)
# *Looks lustiy*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 21:01, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Feb 2017, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] let's meet the boys

 
i had a lot more fun imagining the show than cobbling this together
oh, and i'd pick butcher every time :)
(ozof, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 6:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Spin spin spin the wheel of justice...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 22:15, archived)
# see how fast the bastard turns
(Frogcloset (noun), Mon 27 Feb 2017, 22:31, archived)
# "In the Year of our Lord 2000 you did willingly and without due care or forethought Boing™ from the top of b3ta Towers??!! WHY?! IN GOD'S NAME WHY?".
Terrible perp, terrible perp, terrible, terrible, terrible perp.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 23:20, archived)
# the crime is making uncle Vic drink three samples of your stale wee wee
the sentence is 15 years on novelty island
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 0:45, archived)
# 'tis an odd compo
can't relate to Dredd at all
but I like this
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 28 Feb 2017, 11:05, archived)
# there are hundreds of other 2000AD characters, you don't have to do Dredd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Feb 2017, 16:54, archived)
# My first image post since 2006


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See you in another 11 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 19:19, archived)
# This also bothered me
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 19:26, archived)
# Quality over quantity.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 20:46, archived)
# Quite a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Feb 2017, 21:39, archived)
# GRAB 'IM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 23:21, archived)
# Trumplestiltskin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 16:34, archived)
# i see no angry wig
epic nevertheless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 16:43, archived)
# Let me see if I can guess his name.
Is it Cunty McCuntface?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:06, archived)
# whatever it is, it's written in diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:10, archived)
# Is that why his shorts are bulging so?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Trust NINJ(tm) inflatable trousers, accept no substitute.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Feb 2017, 18:08, archived)
# Spins gold into shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oh, my poor heartses!"


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(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 15:02, archived)
# HBD!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 15:08, archived)
# This is something to do with U.S. Footballings, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 15:41, archived)
# it's a little cake
Not hand-egg, but hand-cake
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 18:19, archived)
# weirdest vampire ever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 15:49, archived)
# And a Happy Hoth to you too.
Is it cold on the Ice Planet? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:07, archived)
# I think so. My genitals seem very shrunken.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump mocks Kim Jong Un as he shouts, "Me Kim Don Trum" in his best 'Chinese' accent

probably FAKE news
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 12:32, archived)
# Seems legit
Makes a youtube video praising Kim Ill-Don
(gijoel, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 13:56, archived)
#
FAKE news
UN news
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 14:39, archived)
# oh, come on, now
you've made him look younger and thinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 14:51, archived)
# The things you see when you haven't got your VX gas canister.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 10:20, archived)
# Get out
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 12:28, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 12:38, archived)
# He'll end up taking the "Long Wok" with that kind of behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 13:17, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 14:50, archived)
# I remember cole slaw.
gets my lol only for that
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 22:23, archived)
#
(A Nonny Mouse, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 10:15, archived)
# haha, sweet!
And that's my Beatles album, bottom shelf!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 12:28, archived)
# Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty-Gritty
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 14:38, archived)
# IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN
Time for my annual check-in with a pointless post
(14th year running...what no cake?)
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Sun 26 Feb 2017, 21:39, archived)
# you haven't missed much
apart from hover cars and food in pill form
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 26 Feb 2017, 21:41, archived)
# yeah right, next you will be telling me that a reality TV star is now president of the United States
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 4:41, archived)
# This is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 26 Feb 2017, 22:10, archived)
# Isn't that wonderful?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 0:50, archived)
# Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 13:37, archived)
# Yippee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 15:06, archived)
# "That's not a Pointless, That's a Pointless!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 16:11, archived)
# I perceive you are wrong, the post is not pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 26 Feb 2017, 22:36, archived)
# If it was pointless, it would add £250 to the jackpot which now stands at £0.00
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 26 Feb 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Hiya
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 0:27, archived)
# WE WOULD HAVE MADE TO 3 FULL DAYS THIS TIME, BUT NOOOOOOOOO, NOT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 0:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 27 Feb 2017, 1:20, archived)
# Bless you, my gayshift compadre!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 3:49, archived)
# Show us yer tits
 t  p  t  c
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 8:42, archived)
# stat get
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Clearly I need to repost this just in time for last week's compo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 9:45, archived)
# WOULD
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 27 Feb 2017, 11:05, archived)
# clamshell
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 27 Feb 2017, 16:30, archived)
# this, in a nutshell
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:12, archived)
# I'm currently pintless, but I plan on changing that shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 27 Feb 2017, 17:10, archived)

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