(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:32,
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Reading the article...I'm amused.
Making up for slack hygiene standards? C'mon. Clearly those fuckers have never set foot in a poultry kill plant. They're not hygienic...not as clean as your kitchen. Anything but...how could they be with the industrialized scale of guts and gore flying around? One plant I've visited processes 1.2 million chickens a week. Per week. No matter where the birds come from, they're probably got bacteria issues...it's the nature of the birds. You the consumer needs to wash the poultry you buy and for fuck's sake make sure it's cooked properly.
And if anybody asks what part of the chicken is the nugget...ALL of the chicken is the nugget...yes it's poultry putty with the lovely trade name of 'mechanically separated chicken' aka MSC. Mmmmm....putty.
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 25 Jul 2017, 13:29,
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On second thoughts I'll have a drop o' chlorine on mine too.
(goatse objectlogged out of his other sessions on,
Tue 25 Jul 2017, 15:17,
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A boring public announcement, sorry...
...but ar least a quarter of chickens are riddled with campylobacter, but you make it worse by washing them. The bugs can't grow at much below 37 C but are very hardy at holding out till the right opportunity arises. So, wash your chicken (not in this case some sort of euphemism) and you spray aerosol of viable campylobacter around your kitchen. This gets picked up by stuff you aren't cooking, you then get ill.
...not calling you that, just saying what the word is :)
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:32,
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Well, I know it looks like CUNT
but would they sell a cushion with CUNT on it at the Family Dollar Store (not familiar with the store but kind of thought as it had the word family in it...)
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:54,
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It has the word dollar in it. That's the real clue.
The pillow casing is covered in sequins which can be flipped by rubbing your hand or fingers across
I spelled it. according to: b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop/popular -- Go into a shop and rearrange objects to make it say something naughty. Take a photo. Thanks to Benny Tied To A Tree for this special bonus challenge idea. BTW: We don't expect this challenge to immediately get loads of entries so we'll probably leave it open for a while, and we'll still be running our normal photoshop compos. Have fun kids and don't get arrested.
I rearranged the sequins.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:54,
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it's full of decorative tat, snack food with very little English on the packaging, and exclusive small-size versions of big brand household chemicals sold elsewhere for a slightly higher price
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:23,
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It is.
The two major stores in my region are Family Dollar and Dollar General.
In addition to the items you mentioned: Cheap electronic things & small toys which cost more to ship from China than it cost to manufacture.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 24 Jul 2017, 12:21,
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International shipping from China to the West is often effectively heavily subsidised, which is why you can get so much tat at a price that still seems too cheap to be true.
"Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a cinema is approximately 3,720 to 1".
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 25 Jul 2017, 1:20,
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overpowered by clickbait, bucketlist places in portugal you must 'go a to see' i was overcome by an emotional calling, like an intense drug rush but subliminal in nature, which gave way to an itch i cant quite scratch feeling...
but why, dammit, WHY? I really cant quite put my fingers on it :(
(R2DtardPoor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:22,
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you'll have to really dig in to scratch that itch
(macroscian(1 like),
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:00,
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Is Portugal having a joke?
Is Portugal having a joke?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:21,
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Falso! Sem anel de ouro
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:14,
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your ass after prison
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:39,
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Was recently in Portugal...
disappointed I couldn't track down the batida sounds...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:33,
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...and you will agree to ALL my demands, won't you.
(S4RKperhaps perhaps purrrr..haps.,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:13,
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(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:15,
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There are the SJR Rankings
www.scimagojr.com/journalrank.php?country=GB If you cite a Q4 or non-ranked journal you're basically citing B3TA as a source. Getting shit published in them is no particular challenge, but nothing to pin on your fridge either
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Jul 2017, 3:08,
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