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# "Stood up again, waited where she said for an hour but no sign of her"
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 0:20, archived)
# Perfect
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 0:46, archived)
# I'm only replying here so monkeon's reply looks funnier...
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 10:10, archived)
# {:-D
FP this now!!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 17:50, archived)
# Awwwww why the long face Nigel?
You got what you always wanted: the UK is becoming a narrow-minded isolationist backwater that other countries will point at and laugh. Cheer up love.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 8:25, archived)
# he's sad because the cinema gave him feels
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 8:36, archived)
# and here.......

(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 10:10, archived)
# and here...
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 10:10, archived)
# I like how he aimed his tweet at young people. Like he has any young followers.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:14, archived)
# Trump tied it for him
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:27, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 17:51, archived)
# Nobody wins here......IT'S A TIE!!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 20:16, archived)
# Britain practices for a possible surprise visit by Donald Trump.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:19, archived)
# Ha, you should mark the distance on the carpet
That way people can throw their eggs more accurately.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:09, archived)
# Egging the Trump
It could be a new Olympic sport
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:12, archived)
# Would you volunteer to lay the eggs for such an event?
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 19:24, archived)
# I did an eggy trump this morning.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2017, 1:13, archived)
# A giant mouth would be more successful
as he's great at putting his foot therein.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:53, archived)
# putin his foot dontcha mean
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 20:04, archived)
# Orange carpet?
Arlene Foster, shirley.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 11:34, archived)
# Who?
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 14:42, archived)
# jo brand
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 15:40, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 15:59, archived)
# NICELY done! Although horrific, obviously...
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:47, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:17, archived)
# Jo Brand?
Nice work though, looks like Domsez. (but in a proper aspect ratio)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 21:25, archived)
# David Bowie 4eva in are hartz
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 16:39, archived)
# Quentin Crisp's looking well.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:46, archived)
# Reminded of Ian Brady for some reason.
Creepy.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:10, archived)
# Eye irritatin' good! Free pair of goggles with every bucket of Kentucky Fried Chlorine
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 10:22, archived)
# and some GM fries as well
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 10:44, archived)
# thats why i prefer my chicken organic..
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:51, archived)
#
*dispenses nerve bleach*
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] On a similar note.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:17, archived)
# It's impressive how the staff arrange the chicken pieces the same way in every bucket :D
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:20, archived)
# Ha!
They have a special chicken part stacking method, it's in the franchise manual.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:30, archived)
# urk
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 8:29, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:48, archived)
# That's tasty, that is.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:21, archived)
# I like this
and I like that it could also stand for Christ, Fox is a Cunt
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 21:26, archived)
# RIS???
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:24, archived)
# Reading the article...I'm amused.
Making up for slack hygiene standards? C'mon. Clearly those fuckers have never set foot in a poultry kill plant. They're not hygienic...not as clean as your kitchen. Anything but...how could they be with the industrialized scale of guts and gore flying around? One plant I've visited processes 1.2 million chickens a week. Per week. No matter where the birds come from, they're probably got bacteria issues...it's the nature of the birds. You the consumer needs to wash the poultry you buy and for fuck's sake make sure it's cooked properly.

And if anybody asks what part of the chicken is the nugget...ALL of the chicken is the nugget...yes it's poultry putty with the lovely trade name of 'mechanically separated chicken' aka MSC. Mmmmm....putty.



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(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 13:29, archived)
# On second thoughts I'll have a drop o' chlorine on mine too.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 15:17, archived)
# A boring public announcement, sorry...
...but ar least a quarter of chickens are riddled with campylobacter, but you make it worse by washing them. The bugs can't grow at much below 37 C but are very hardy at holding out till the right opportunity arises. So, wash your chicken (not in this case some sort of euphemism) and you spray aerosol of viable campylobacter around your kitchen. This gets picked up by stuff you aren't cooking, you then get ill.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 16:44, archived)
# Recent health guidelines suggest not washing raw chicken
for this very reason. Nasty stuff.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:13, archived)
# Interesting...hadn't heard that...but glad to know.
In other news, chicken's pretty damn dirty stuff :)
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 18:52, archived)
# Like a huge meaty poo.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:09, archived)
# Straight in the bin, nicely
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 20:32, archived)
# 100 kg/min heading for your local broth/soup/nugget/pet food manufacturer
Mmmmm. Putty.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 0:04, archived)
#
bin bargain bucket
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 10:05, archived)
# Fuck
soak mine in borax
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 0:47, archived)
# It is in the Mail
It has to be true! (We even know that in Merika...)
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 5:12, archived)
# better than CHiPs
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:46, archived)
# I would seriously watch that
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:59, archived)
# well who wouldn't?
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 10:07, archived)
# But who's got the nicer bum?
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:50, archived)
# VOTE NOW!!!
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 4:53, archived)
# Nemo is Omen backwards
just saying
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 7:37, archived)
# Devil fish!
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:16, archived)
#

(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:19, archived)
# geez susan boyles lookin fit
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:42, archived)
# Should've gone to specsavers
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:45, archived)
# Fake clown fish, sad
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:57, archived)
# Cannot. Look. Away.
Mmmnnrghrrfffl
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:18, archived)
# The fish is obviously in control.
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 14:54, archived)
# How the HELL did you manage to sneak that camera into my kitchen?
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the easiest challenge this week, is it?

(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:02, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:19, archived)
# Giving it a miss this week
Saving my strength!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:24, archived)
# triffic
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:28, archived)
# well done
have a click
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Does the TV adaptation count?
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:21, archived)
# Wonderful.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 19:26, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:40, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:20, archived)
# This is good
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:24, archived)
# he's the greatest, he's fantastic
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:31, archived)
# awesome
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:33, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:38, archived)
# want
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:54, archived)
# i'm gonna start putting the patterns online one of these days
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:04, archived)
# Go on...
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 17:26, archived)
# That's one for later
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:51, archived)
# Top job Smash!
:D
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:11, archived)
# ta ninj!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 15:23, archived)
# "Not half, Chief!".
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:51, archived)
# *Miss Boathooks*
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 16:57, archived)
# Crumbs!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 17:25, archived)
# superb smashy
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:40, archived)
# that's flippin' brill!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:57, archived)
# Cor, legs!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 20:24, archived)
# Top work!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:14, archived)
# phew!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:54, archived)
# It's the greatest, it's fantastic...
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Super
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:11, archived)
# A fine and lovely thing.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:21, archived)
# lovely bedspread
Do you always sleep on the kitchen floor?
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:22, archived)
# I like this
and think it should be FP.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 23:46, archived)
# Not likely
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 6:20, archived)
# next time gadget.. next ti....oh wait, FUCK!
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:44, archived)
# {:-)
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 17:30, archived)
# This is a citizen's arrest!
Put your hands on the car and get ready to die!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:26, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] more filth
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 12:02, archived)
# Like some nightmarish version of The Division Bell cover.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sequin pillow on display at the Family Dollar Store.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:06, archived)
# Pretty open-minded
Down at the Family Dollar Store.

(Can't work out what it is supposed to be saying though...)
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:16, archived)
# Gunt
I can envisage it on a Roly-Poly...
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:22, archived)
# CUNT
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Gunt?
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 2:03, archived)
# CUNT
...not calling you that, just saying what the word is :)
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:32, archived)
# Well, I know it looks like CUNT
but would they sell a cushion with CUNT on it at the Family Dollar Store (not familiar with the store but kind of thought as it had the word family in it...)
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:54, archived)
# It has the word dollar in it. That's the real clue.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:14, archived)
# Good luck finding a cushion with CUNT on it
down at Poundland
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:19, archived)
# The dollar store is indeed full of wonders
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 3:49, archived)
# The pillow casing is covered in sequins which can be flipped by rubbing your hand or fingers across
I spelled it.
according to:
b3ta.com/challenge/naughtyshop/popular -- Go into a shop and rearrange objects to make it say something naughty. Take a photo. Thanks to Benny Tied To A Tree for this special bonus challenge idea. BTW: We don't expect this challenge to immediately get loads of entries so we'll probably leave it open for a while, and we'll still be running our normal photoshop compos. Have fun kids and don't get arrested.

I rearranged the sequins.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 0:54, archived)
# Oh Pedro :(
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 3:50, archived)
# I liked it. Good effort.
Shame you had to explain how sequins work and that shops don't usually sell 'cunt' logo products.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 9:12, archived)
# But that's thoe whole point of the ...
Naughty Shop Challenge®
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:41, archived)
# I know.
But thanks for explaining.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2017, 11:39, archived)
# IT SAYS CUNT YOU CUNT
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:58, archived)
# If this is the US version of Poundland
it's full of decorative tat, snack food with very little English on the packaging, and exclusive small-size versions of big brand household chemicals sold elsewhere for a slightly higher price
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:23, archived)
# It is.
The two major stores in my region are Family Dollar and Dollar General.

In addition to the items you mentioned: Cheap electronic things & small toys which cost more to ship from China than it cost to manufacture.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 12:21, archived)
# International shipping from China to the West is often effectively heavily subsidised, which is why you can get so much tat at a price that still seems too cheap to be true.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 22:06, archived)
# ...and pillows you can spell CUNT on.
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 18:43, archived)
# eh, wye knot
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 20:29, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 21:40, archived)
# "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a cinema is approximately 3,720 to 1".
(, Tue 25 Jul 2017, 1:20, archived)
# overpowered by clickbait, bucketlist places in portugal you must 'go a to see' i was overcome by an emotional calling, like an intense drug rush but subliminal in nature, which gave way to an itch i cant quite scratch feeling...
but why, dammit, WHY? I really cant quite put my fingers on it :(
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:22, archived)
# you'll have to really dig in to scratch that itch
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:00, archived)
# Is Portugal having a joke?
Is Portugal having a joke?
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 16:21, archived)
# Falso! Sem anel de ouro
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 17:14, archived)
# your ass after prison
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 18:39, archived)
# Was recently in Portugal...
disappointed I couldn't track down the batida sounds...
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and you will agree to ALL my demands, won't you.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:13, archived)
# *arf
have a click from me
(, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] one shade of meh
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 20:27, archived)
# Pedro will be phoning his lawyer.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 21:06, archived)
# Those who
Those who
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 23:06, archived)
# For those who those who love unconditional redundancy
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 2:50, archived)
# Are you sure that's not a just a mutant goat?
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 23:54, archived)
# FFS MAN!
LOL
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 1:58, archived)
# Time to call the web sheriff!
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 3:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 11:30, archived)
# What spirit prompts a dog to cover his own shit?
Thinking men want to know
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 3:44, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 14:50, archived)
#
"i'ts"
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 8:22, archived)
# scrolling down the board I first thought this was a post by fresh water m-
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 10:03, archived)
# good point well made
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Ok, give Pedrohin his account back please.
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 21:35, archived)
# since it's quiet
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:21, archived)
# Cheesey.
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 23:04, archived)
# so he's banning the Welsh now?
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 15:42, archived)
# GO TEAM NORN IRON PENGUINS! NO SURRENDER!
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:01, archived)
# ntt
(, Sat 22 Jul 2017, 18:15, archived)
# There are the SJR Rankings
www.scimagojr.com/journalrank.php?country=GB
If you cite a Q4 or non-ranked journal you're basically citing B3TA as a source. Getting shit published in them is no particular challenge, but nothing to pin on your fridge either
(, Sun 23 Jul 2017, 3:08, archived)

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