Stuff a cock in it Topsy you're talking fucking biscuits you mad cunt it's doing my fucking head in
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 22:16,
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"My hat has a crazy heartbeat.""Hey, mine too!"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Sep 2017, 5:33,
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i like topsy's style
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 10 Sep 2017, 15:02,
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HURRICANE FUCKAnd I like it too.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 10 Sep 2017, 2:39,
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FUCK!Hey, who wants to watch me nae nae?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Sep 2017, 17:59,
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Needs more lube
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 4:43,
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Two Fingers My Friends is an album of remixes of tracks from Pop Will Eat Itself's 1994 album, Dos Dedos Mis Amigos.It was released in two forms, a single disc version and a limited edition double disc set and features remixes by various electronic, industrial and hip-hop artists such as The Orb, Hoodlum Priest and Jah Wobble.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 10:03,
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shhh, don't tell the daily express
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 10:24,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Nursery Rhymes"){kind=small}
Smugty Dumpty sat on a balcony
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 16:14,
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there's nothing like a nice, hot cup of covfeveto warm up the evil in me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:09,
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Another one underestimating the man's metallurgical genius.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:43,
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HahahahaHe's invented transparent aluminum! (sic)
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:07,
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hello, computer Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:17,
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aluminum/aluminium are both correct ways of spelling it.aluminum was the original way, but the scientists of the day wanted it to sound more fashionable and in
fitting with other recent 'iums' of the day, so added it at the end. it split opinion and some went one way, others, the other.
i'm sure there's more to it than that, but that's it in it's basic form.
(fitting with other recent 'iums' of the day, so added it at the end. it split opinion and some went one way, others, the other.
i'm sure there's more to it than that, but that's it in it's basic form.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 15:40,
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There is indeed more to it than that.
Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 17:21,
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Transparent aluminiumOh man what could we do with this new wondrous material, put it into sheets and build a fish tank around America
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Mon 11 Sep 2017, 10:02,
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HahaI recommend 100mg of L-Covfefe daily.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 18:43,
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i almost asterixeded out the lettersbut i though, we're all adults yeah?
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 13:02,
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Is this the girl from the Koit vid's with the poo fetish?
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 14:57,
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has she got backwards arms then? :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 16:17,
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splendidMary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket,
'cause every time she let it out,
the neighbour used to fuck it
(she kept it in a bucket,
'cause every time she let it out,
the neighbour used to fuck it
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 3:21,
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An oldieMary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded.
(The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere that Mary went,
Gynecologists surrounded.
An Egg ,D,
Sun 10 Sep 2017, 0:40,
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when i was at school it went...Mary had a little lamb
and it was always gruntin'.
They tied it to a five-bar gate,
and kicked it's little cunt in
(and it was always gruntin'.
They tied it to a five-bar gate,
and kicked it's little cunt in
simbosan is too tired,
Sun 10 Sep 2017, 11:36,
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HMHB?
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Mon 11 Sep 2017, 19:34,
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Jacob Rees-Mogg fronts new TV show
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 10:38,
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That hits the spot, twelvety to you. I think we should petition for 'total cunt day' this could feature top cunts like him.
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Fri 8 Sep 2017, 17:27,
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Maybe we could change QOTW to COTW Maybe nominating cunts might get some decent responses...
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 20:25,
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I wish I had a well . . . with water in it, and a bucket and twirly handle thing . . buckets!
Q4nobody,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:50,
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This may sound just a teensy bit insane in the ol' membranebut I like it
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:55,
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hmmmmm
pearoast from ages ago
insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:46,
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Mary had a little lambShe tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
(10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:48,
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Mary had a little lamb
And it would not stop grunting
So she tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in.
waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy.,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 22:51,
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Mary had a little lambShe also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would
match the wallpaper.
(She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would
match the wallpaper.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 9 Sep 2017, 1:25,
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huzzah!
two lols in a row
(two lols in a row
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 11:33,
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Now close your eyes and go to sleepy town, children 
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 1:16,
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I'm sure this will have bindun, but I think of it everytime I see the picture and so want it out of my head.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:30,
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nice! Years ago I used to have that job in a Boots Photolab to do that all day!"REPRINTS!!"
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Mon 11 Sep 2017, 15:02,
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Where's the soap?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:59,
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Ahh I love an early evening sing-song... Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:45,
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'hickety dickety'? Really?what the actual fuck?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 6:39,
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something about the keiser stealing our word for twenty or something?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 9:08,
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It's getting shirty out on the peninsula...Not quite a nursery rhyme, but...
Thank goodness we've got FREEDOM looking after the world (it's the green turtle).
Oh, and are any of you cockwombles coming to the 15th Anniversary Bash on Saturday, btw?
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(Thank goodness we've got FREEDOM looking after the world (it's the green turtle).
Oh, and are any of you cockwombles coming to the 15th Anniversary Bash on Saturday, btw?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 7 Sep 2017, 13:11,
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That's not surprisingHe gets alarmed by the big orange block in it and starts headbutting it.
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Thu 7 Sep 2017, 22:04,
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Like a demented cockatiel. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 0:16,
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Blimey.
Slow in 'ere these days, ain't it?
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 16:26,
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I may as well park this here then.I unlurked and made a thing.
( HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice,
Fri 8 Sep 2017, 16:28,
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*clicks hard"Needs to be mentioned more.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 7 Sep 2017, 15:02,
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