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(Kaitlin moo, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 20:38, archived)

ARF! Where can I order?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:16, archived)

Reminds me of a 'shop I posted on here many moons ago...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:28, archived)

His ass!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 14:55, archived)

Just a quickie

Can anyone translate this Hebrew?

"aba oolay yavo habayta be 4 o 4.15. o 4.30. lo liftoach bevakasha. amarti lavo hena."

(lib319, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:35, archived)

Er do you mind, you're pushing last weekend off the board

(97800, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:38, archived)

I do apologise

(lib319, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:43, archived)

its mainly about how george dubbyas grandpapa helped fund the nazi war effort

it also includes scheduled staggered meal break times for those on the midday to 8pm shift.

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:44, archived)

It really do be like that

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:57, archived)

Ix-nay the ext-tay osts-pay

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:09, archived)

This place is going to the dogs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:10, archived)

As long as they're angry little metropolitan chihuahuas, I'm ok with that.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:33, archived)

I've got their first cassette

/ac

(97800, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:37, archived)

What an ego!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:04, archived)

<3 <3 <3

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:31, archived)

I like this

Sad but true

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:33, archived)

Would listen

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:47, archived)

Sounds like

Caninus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:50, archived)

\o/

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Dec 2018, 20:08, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 2:54, archived)

Something about a father coming home at those times

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:39, archived)

something about renting a stable, check in between 4 and 4.30, no wise men or shepherds

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:51, archived)

Abba are shit

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:56, archived)

he brew, she brew, we all brew

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$$ ✅, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:57, archived)

Banhammer Mothahfuckah

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:02, archived)

Yes

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:45, archived)

I asked my witch doctor and he says it translates as

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah A-Ah, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:47, archived)

"Obviously obsolete two 4 o 4.15. 4.30 Low Liftouch Bacchus Amorita Launch."

Google decided it was Gujarati.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 19:20, archived)

I'm fluent

It say "And yay did the messiah enter the reception and cast 4 nails on the desk and say "Canst thou put me up for the night?"

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)

It says "lib319 is onto us, send Mossad round to eliminate him"

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 20 Dec 2018, 23:14, archived)

Two things:

1. Ab ollows are expected to be two 4 o 4.15 and 4.30, low lift max. Amartya Laova Han.

2. FUCK THE FUCK OFF!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 13:40, archived)

they only have themselves to blame...

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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 13:37, archived)

'Tis the season...

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Ninj, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 20:31, archived)

Trading Faces, more like

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:57, archived)

Come on ladies, come back to my place and let me show you how intelligent I think you are!

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Dec 2018, 14:51, archived)

Yes sir, I can boogie,

but I need a purple dong...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:20, archived)

Wiffle & Piffle and the case of the abominable PM.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:30, archived)

Wonderful!

Will watch.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:57, archived)

Excellent

I'm rooting for the ending where him and Theresa Mayriarty go over the Reichenbach Falls together :)

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Pizopop was here, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:36, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 8:29, archived)

excellent

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rob, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 13:49, archived)

Hi Rob, just wondering, has the banning thing got a bit silly?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:24, archived)

Not as silly as wasting your time here.

He's done them a favour tbh.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:45, archived)

Dunno just seems a bit odd banning long term users for having a bit of a laugh

y'know, the way the users of this site always have done

but I freely admit I'm a thicko mcthick, so maybe I'm not seeing the bigger picture

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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 21:59, archived)

He's an internet cunt alright.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 22:01, archived)

What's been happening?

I've been staring at pebbles on the roadside for the past 93 years and have no idea what's going on any more.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:20, archived)

From what I gather, Hedgy and a couple of /talk regulars got permabanned for telling jokes in a joke thread on a comedy website

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 10:28, archived)

There were a lot of variations on one theme, which apparently is now a capital offence

(97800, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 10:42, archived)

/talk is the stepchild about whom nobody speaks

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 14:09, archived)

Unpopular opinion here, but /talk has been the funniest part of this forum for years

/board is a humour vacuum

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:26, archived)

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(97800, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 16:34, archived)

Maybe true, but hate can be fun too!

/dr.seuss

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:10, archived)

Green Legs and Spam

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 18:05, archived)

wow fab

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 19:19, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:03, archived)

which one is Chris Lowe?

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:47, archived)

It's you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 17:56, archived)

your mum

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:04, archived)

The one that isn't Neil Tennant

~~Neil~~ David

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:47, archived)

There appears to have been some deleting????

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 20 Dec 2018, 8:40, archived)

~~deleting~~ banhammering

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 10:24, archived)

and the bumdering?

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 20 Dec 2018, 17:49, archived)

Oh hey fuck yeah!

What happened to that?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:46, archived)

just sneaking in here to say my account is 16 years old today...

which means it can now legally go and get fucked.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:21, archived)

Yay get fucked

Congrats!!! How old IS b3ta now?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:30, archived)

About 17 years and 3 months.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:40, archived)

Wrong.

b3ta died in 2012.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:34, archived)

Fuklft kild teh b3taz

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:03, archived)

O_O

No....that's a LIE!!! Fucklift is wonderful entertainment for the whole family. How dare you say that, PedroHin!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 23:21, archived)

My favo(u)rite episode of Leave it to Beaver

When Ward Cleaver smashes the beaver.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 0:07, archived)

Yeah June said, "Don't be so hard on the Beaver!"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 2:55, archived)

LOL!!!1!!!ONE

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 3:08, archived)

Rob made it live just as the first plane hit.

I'm not saying there's a connection there, but there is a connection.

(97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:32, archived)

Hehehe

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:32, archived)

And the First Post was Wed 12 Sep 2001

b3ta.com/board/1

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:33, archived)

What a bunch of utter cunts, I'm glad they all died

(97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:36, archived)

Yeah...we're the cool kids now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 23:44, archived)

Sunshine Elephant was there!

Wow...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 23:43, archived)

Dogbomb surprised me

With his video game reviews on /links, I was guessing between 14 and 19

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:58, archived)

Happy forest fire!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:35, archived)

Did you know your initials also stand for...

Jesus H. Fucking Christ?

EDIT: How rude of me -- Happy Candles!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:03, archived)

Happy coming of age

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Pizopop was here, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 21:30, archived)

Fuck, I've been here a while too.

Where has all the time gone!
It's important to not waste a moment and live life to the full.

So I'm going to get a cup of tea and some biccies.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 9:15, archived)

Nice

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:33, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 20:32, archived)

Clever!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:18, archived)

📦 my thinking

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 19 Dec 2018, 16:55, archived)

I'm givin' out wings!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:56, archived)

Zygon's petals! There they are!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:52, archived)

Great Odin's Ravens!

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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 18:09, archived)

wonderful

and woo

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:59, archived)

Awesomeness.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:32, archived)

Merry Christmas Bailey's buildings and badwolf

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 22:10, archived)

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:47, archived)

Go on, Doc! Do him!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:57, archived)

'ave it

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 14:18, archived)

Haha!

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:32, archived)

The Grinch of Whoville

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:23, archived)

Politicians sing the Christmas hits.... Number 15 - Enoch Powell

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:07, archived)

I'm dreaming of a Reich Christmas.

(gijoel, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:01, archived)

hah!

He did Nazi that coming.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 13:38, archived)

What do you want for christmas enoch?

RIVERS OF BLOOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:39, archived)

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 5:37, archived)

wrong device

you want a Mario spanner for Nintendo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:16, archived)

ah well, I was never into consoles

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 11:41, archived)

just take hold of the batteries

and pokémin

(horrid, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:19, archived)

Officer and cars respond to all calls, how quaint

instead of "here's your incident number, now sod off"

(97800, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:39, archived)

:D like it

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 19:33, archived)

Obvsly, no compo

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LS18, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:52, archived)

Magi

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:34, archived)

Frankly, your post has me incensed

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LS18, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 22:50, archived)

*Fetches the pitchfork*

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 0:32, archived)

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LS18, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:30, archived)

down he goes

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)

Candle handles!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:56, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:35, archived)

A solution to kill two irritating birds with one bus-shaped stone

Click for bigger (95 kb)

(maragil, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 15:20, archived)

I don't get it

(97800, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:27, archived)

sorry, I wanted this to scroll, but alas, it is beyond my capabilities

But I think you get the idea.

(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:58, archived)

Haha super dooper

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)

First B3TA post 11 years ago

How time flies when - err - something

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:45, archived)

if each candle were a guff ...

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:54, archived)

You don't kbnow how apt that is

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:19, archived)

does anyone really ever kbnow?

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LS18, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 2:54, archived)

a gimp.

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id10ts WTF happened, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:33, archived)

It's pronounced 'juff'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:43, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)

And still great

Congrats on candle day

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:53, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:12, archived)

Love it

Happy B3taday!

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Pizopop was here, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:17, archived)

ta :D

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:25, archived)

Happy Candles sir!

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Ninj, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:10, archived)

Thanks :D

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 15:55, archived)

Candlenacht greetings!

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:45, archived)

ta beaucoup

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 15:55, archived)

Happy candles!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 15:48, archived)

Cheers

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 15:55, archived)

I recognize parts of that town, but can't quite place it ;p

Happy Candlemas!

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LS18, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:15, archived)

Kidderminster ;-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:42, archived)

11 years and you still haven't found something better to do?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:04, archived)

nope

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:35, archived)

Candlegrats!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 18:15, archived)

cheers Crapsy

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:36, archived)

what...

...ever

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:10, archived)

^this^

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:36, archived)

I do remember this

/feels old

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)

I know

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:36, archived)

Nice having you

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2018, 21:34, archived)

and you

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:37, archived)

I was trying to lurk......bahhhh

happycandlezandallthat

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 23:58, archived)

Merry B3tamas & Happy Candle Day!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 18 Dec 2018, 10:24, archived)

Woo

Yay and happy everything sir.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 12:41, archived)

Deadpool

(JauntyArt, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:29, archived)

Oooof.

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FridgeBadger, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:01, archived)

I have no idea who that person is

(gijoel, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:00, archived)

What a coincidence That’s exactly what Michael Barrymore said when they asked him about Stuart Lubbock.

(JauntyArt, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:12, archived)

It's Michael Barrymore

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 17:38, archived)

Well okay then.

(gijoel, Tue 18 Dec 2018, 7:03, archived)

(JauntyArt, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 10:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/11273143

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:04, archived)

Fucking Hell!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:55, archived)

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