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[challenge entry] Quick TOAP : Spit the Doge
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:15, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:22, archived)
# such font many wow
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 20:45, archived)
# But mostly one at a time
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:05, archived)
# :O
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:49, archived)
# Endangered species cruelty
the wolverine doesn't look to happy either
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:53, archived)
# I had no idea Costner was endangered--I'll try to do better next time :(
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - 80s Internet

Everyone loves the internet and everyone loves the 80s, so lets do the internet as if it were the 80s!
Show us band pages, Twitter accounts, rubiks cube instagram and all that other 80s internetness
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 17:53, archived)
# The first public internet browser wasn't available until 1990.

Yours,
Puerile Humour With Rules Pedant
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# I'm feeling lucky. Lucky, lucky, lucky.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:31, archived)
# Looks like this challenge is...
Especially for you
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:44, archived)
# Je ne sais pas pourquoi
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:45, archived)
# Woo, new challenge ! unrelated..
High st Music Vanishing
HMV staff redundancies announced via recording


(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Shocking image of a dystopian future

(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:42, archived)
# How...about..a...nice....game...of...
Candycrush?
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 20:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 21:55, archived)
# I liked this better when it was in the other place.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:42, archived)
# It pushed a November post off the board
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:50, archived)
# It's alright, once Article 13 comes in rob will have to delete every single image from the site anyway.
We're all on borrowed time as it is. Bar a few from atomic, everything visible on the board right now is at least partially stolen material.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:57, archived)
# The more I think about that, the more unworkable it seems.
The nearest possible solution I can think of would require Google giving sites api access to their YouTube copyright scanner, so at least things are centralised by someone with the power to do so, but that would be at the expense of giving Google even more power over the web.

Hopefully it will just end with a more standardised way of how sites handle take-down requests (though, with GDPR such a mess, I doubt it).
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 20:06, archived)
# HMV should have employed dogs
that look like Nipper to hang around their stores.

Cat Cafes do good business.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:45, archived)
# Thread Deleting Cunt!
;)
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha, I thought I got away with it
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 19:28, archived)
# BOOM
Headshot
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 21:12, archived)
# Don't Be Evel Knievel.



Yes I know he was from the fucking 70's
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 18:51, archived)
# "I know coz I is a stable jeenious"
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:16, archived)
# Proper villainy.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 19:15, archived)
# Mods, please act before this ruins anyone else's 2019
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 19:18, archived)
# Darth Vader is Luke’s Father?
Srsly?!... omg.....
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 20:36, archived)
# All he wanted was for him to follow in the family business, but Luke had to be a whiny little shit about it
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 21:27, archived)
# Are you aware of this artwork?
twitter.com/artistbrauner/status/1078777515433447424

Thought you might like it, what with your one-man-challenge the other week.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 22:24, archived)
# Wow.....
....just another one of my ideas that someone else can capitalize on, because I'm too lazy to actually make the damn thing.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 13:10, archived)
# Poor Phil
He's been holding in his mindpiss for so long, it's curdled...
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 13:25, archived)
# Last time we ask him to apply silicone sealant around the kitchen sink
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 13:26, archived)
# Am it spluffy teim yet?
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 13:45, archived)
# It's funny, but it's certainly no "DJ Hetz Hudson"
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 14:20, archived)
# 500 BPM!!!
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:07, archived)
# Hahah classic DJ Hetz Hudson
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 19:54, archived)
# SPEEDWHORE - THE FAST WANK OF LIFE!!!
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 20:35, archived)
# Please....
...do not vilify my world of speedcore!!! There's only one real classic DJ Hetz Hudson who plays the fastest music of the world!!!



And always remember:

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 20:29, archived)
# Putting the cock back into Cockney.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 14:40, archived)
# UHT milk cartons
all he wanted was a nice cup of tea
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:39, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:17, archived)
# All pornstars fear The Gush.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:06, archived)
# he's been storing that one up
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:10, archived)
# before Ash and Bishop there was Phil
Fatal flaw was when he stubbed his toe.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:16, archived)
# {:-)
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:33, archived)
# That's all coming out of his TOE?!?
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:40, archived)
# He's very short
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 19:40, archived)
# yep, early model, you can see him deflate
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 22:14, archived)
# And guess what, ground up moon rocks are pure poison
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 19:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
It's snowing in the square!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2018, 16:42, archived)
# Literally Gold Plated Queen Orders Subjects To Be Frugal
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 10:55, archived)
# Looks like she's been on the lemon sherbet
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 11:24, archived)
#
I’m not good at gold
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 13:46, archived)
# Fixed!

(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 16:36, archived)
# 'gold plate'?
took me waaay too long to get that spanger
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 8:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 17:48, archived)
# Fancy that...
Exactly the same shape as a thingy!
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 19:34, archived)
# WOOF!
Have a click.
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 21:45, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 7:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 19:33, archived)
# Did I miss my candle day again?

That's the third year running.
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 8:41, archived)
# I'll fly around the world backwards for you
So you can go back in time
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 8:51, archived)
# Happy Box Day

(my 2nd FP which has long been missing)
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 11:39, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 13:21, archived)
# I agree with that
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 16:31, archived)
# I guess if you post something enough times
it eventually gets FP'd?
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 20:23, archived)
# Reminds me of coffee and tv
Which is a very lovely thing!
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 21:38, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....thanks b3ta! o/'
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 23:50, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 2:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Great !
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:51, archived)
# I make that 10th
(, Fri 28 Dec 2018, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a quick Photoshop Elements effort
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:35, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:45, archived)
# Looks like shit
have a click
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Class !
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 22:43, archived)
# Fab!
But yuck
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 22:47, archived)
# I've noticed a theme in your work as of late.
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 0:52, archived)
# I love dung beatles
Best of all the insects
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 11:04, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 1:12, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 11:10, archived)
# Well dung!
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 13:50, archived)
# Aces!!
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 9:11, archived)
# I Wish You All Very Fast & Loud Xmas!!!
And now let's sing:

Loud night, speedcore night,
All is fast, all is bright
'Round yon virgin Mother and Child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Dance in heavenly peace
Dance in heavenly peace
Loud night, speedcore night!
Shepherds quake at the sight!
Glories stream from heaven afar;
Heavenly hosts sing Speeeedcoooorre!
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born!
Loud night, speedcore night





Turn the volume up to 140 dB and set the speed onto 500 BPM!!!!


SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE!!!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:20, archived)
# Merry Christmas
Now fuck off
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:30, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:38, archived)
# Mods etc
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:41, archived)
# Speedcore? Is that like competitive apple peeling?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:43, archived)
# You've ruined Christmas
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:07, archived)
# I hope your head explodes!!!!!!!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:51, archived)
#
That needs some more optimisation, I can still make out the pixels
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 20:28, archived)
# How's the tinnitus?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 23:52, archived)
# Tinnitus?
The music has just to be fast enough, so tinnitus doesn't matter!!! My christmas comfort zone is from 500 BPM upwards...

And now: turn up the volume and set the speed to 500 BPM

I love you all my fans...
Merry chrstmas
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 14:33, archived)
# Who's this shite?
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)
# it's me...
... the world most crazy and famous speedcore DJ Hetz Hudson...

Never forget:

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 7:49, archived)
# Is this one of those newfangled Amiga demos?
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Christmas B3ta
Edit: faints, does silly dance. My first FP :)

(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 16:30, archived)
# At least the eyes are in the right place
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:31, archived)
# German engineering
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:16, archived)
# No
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:19, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:29, archived)
# Yeah.....I feel like Death
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:30, archived)
# This is me right now
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:33, archived)
# Happy Christmas, spazzy!
Tonight I shall raise a toast to Valin and all our fallen comrades. o/'
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 18:00, archived)
# ^^this^^
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 18:20, archived)
# Will join you with that
Cheers from here.:)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 19:48, archived)
# I miss frogbeat
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 8:44, archived)
# love the slippers
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 18:15, archived)
# Deathmas, my favorite holiday.
Yay!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 22:43, archived)
# piece of cake
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:33, archived)
# And a Merry Chrispang to you

(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 18:35, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 19:30, archived)
#


Can I just say, thankyou for whatever it is that is going on here. In general.

Kindest regards


(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:39, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:45, archived)
# Oof !
:)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Doffs cap
Thank you.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:05, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 21:58, archived)
# well deserved FP :D
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 1:22, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 18:00, archived)
# blows dust off last years postmas
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 14:27, archived)
# There she blows!
:D
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 15:54, archived)
# You think they taste great on the outside...
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 16:31, archived)
# Pearoasting cnut, have some 2014

(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:19, archived)
# ...er.....
....thanks?.....
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:42, archived)
# > FUCK MAS
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 18:38, archived)
# +shit memes
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 19:20, archived)
# X
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 20:15, archived)
# Not sure what law I broke but now I have a bounty on my head.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:40, archived)
# Ount? I don't get it.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:45, archived)
# chocolate on your head, what are you? some sort of cocoa nut?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 23:57, archived)
# alright morrisey
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 2:14, archived)
# Yay!
;)
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 16:34, archived)
# Oh, YOU.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Which reggae singer, best known for his 1993 debut single "It Keeps Rainin' (Tears From My Eyes)", is the part of the turkey the stuffing goes in?

Cavity Mclean!!!

(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:46, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:47, archived)
# I feel that this brings skullfucking down to everyone's standards
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:51, archived)
# Your aim doesn't have to be perfect, anyway.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:03, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Christmas!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:45, archived)
# That's a five-bird roast you won't forget in a hurry
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:49, archived)
# ...

(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:00, archived)
# That's no star!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Aldi non-brand infringing hate chocolate
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 20:05, archived)
# No cat vomit this year?
They really have gone down hill.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Festive formaldehyde


(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:33, archived)
# The legendary one-antlered stag.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:38, archived)
#
one-antlered stag
stag clock
Look closely, it's ten past eight
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:50, archived)
# Nope!
Chuck Testa!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:42, archived)
# Try jumping?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:45, archived)
# It's a weak joke, any sudden movement will scare it away
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)
# Oh, thanks
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] You're welcome, have a chocolate
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:13, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:31, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 19:14, archived)
#
Chuck!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Xmas Pea

(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:52, archived)
# and one from me...Happy Christmas B3TANs
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:13, archived)
# :)
⛄⛄
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:34, archived)
# Teh Sno
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:36, archived)
# MERRY PEAMAS!

(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 1:30, archived)
# Nicely
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:44, archived)
# Lady, this ain't the Willy Wonka factory
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:22, archived)
# I triple-dog dare you, Pedro
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:25, archived)
# Lick my pole!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:30, archived)
# North or South?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:34, archived)
# NORTH!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:37, archived)
# It is pitch black.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:56, archived)
# Unknown Territory!!!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:20, archived)
# Damn Poles, comin' over here
and getting licked
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:57, archived)
# eww, fuck
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 0:15, archived)
# This is still on /board main page.
Did everyone get a new puerile digital arts community for Xmas?
(, Thu 27 Dec 2018, 17:42, archived)
# Merry fast christmas to all of you!!!
Hey b3ta folks,

I wish you merry fast christmas with lots of speedcore music!!!!!!!








Well, I hope that you´ll enjoy the christmas time with your families, just calm down and listen to my speedcore tunes.... that's the best way to celebrate this wonderful period of the year.

I love you all... and never forget:

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE

Hugs & 500 BPM to you all,
DJ Hetz Hudson
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:16, archived)
# In the spirit of the season,
shove your spacky bullshit up your arse.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah....I'm not into it...
...would not subscribe.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:38, archived)
# In all seriousness...I realized that we are all just dumb computer programs who can't see past their own little programmed worlds and thoughts. Very little has changed for centuries. Man still has the basic need for food, drink, music, shelter, games,...
drink music shelter games...
...and naked ladies.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:53, archived)
# +shit memes
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:58, archived)
# FUCKLIFT
/ac
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:11, archived)
# Where the naked ladies at?
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:13, archived)
# In my bed! o/\o
Ha Ha Ha!!!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:31, archived)
# Ho ho
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:58, archived)
# I now have eye cancer, thanks
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:51, archived)
# (thread saved)

(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:12, archived)
# Thank the baby Jesus
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:17, archived)
# I love this
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:38, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:56, archived)
# O_O
White Flag!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:30, archived)
# oh my fuck yes
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:57, archived)
# NOW it's Christmas!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:59, archived)
# Now it's over.

(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:41, archived)
# \o/

I wish I could see this though. Eye cancer, you know.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:14, archived)
# *pities*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:40, archived)
# *assaults*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)
# *monopolizes*
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:52, archived)
# Too soon :(
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:53, archived)
# I hope, this one....
is better for your speedcore christmas experience:


(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:54, archived)
# b3ta in 2018:
My main account was banned because I made up a series of cringeworthy puns for the I'm sorry I've written a joke QOTW - which, regardless of their quality and quantity, were at least original jokes (unlike many of the winning submissions for said QOTW) - and this spamming troll is free to rock up whenever he feels like and advertise his mobile disco services.

It's this sort of fostering of b3ta's contributors which will keep the site going from strength to strength for years to come.
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)
# Do you have any Christian speedcore?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 2:20, archived)
# Yes, my favorite christmas song is:
L

oud night, speedcore night
All is fast, all is bright
'Round yon virgin Mother and Child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Dance in heavenly peace
Dance in heavenly peace
Loud night, speedcore night!
Shepherds quake at the sight!
Glories stream from heaven afar;
Heavenly hosts sing Speeeedcoooorre!
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born!
Loud night, speedcore night




Turn the volume up to 140 dB and set the speed onto 500 BPM!!!!


SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE!!!
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 11:51, archived)
# Dave!?
(, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 6:11, archived)

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