Where's my daily Tony Blair Pasta Salad fix?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 2:08,
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What's that laying on the box there? It looks like a litte doll... it's not... a barbie is it?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:17,
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It's not what you think. They're turning it into a real girl
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 3:22,
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we are both very proud of you Pedro
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 6:16,
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I'm still around I was just duen stuf
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 6:15,
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All you can eat buffet not mean all day buffet. You no come stay 4 hour. You eat - you go home.
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 4:29,
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I sometimes feel that I'm not the boss in this house
simbosan is too tired,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 8:31,
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It's an illusion.That flag is actually in the distance, and not attached to his shoulder. ^___^
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:22,
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Happy candleday, oldtimer!17 years, bloody hell that's a lot. You probably remember when it were all fields around here.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 0:12,
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...and it's your fault.Happy Candules!
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 1:55,
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bigger, or more? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 15:49,
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"I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's got me on the bread"
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Wed 7 Apr 2021, 19:21,
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what beef does India have with Vietnam?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 21:13,
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And I suppose that cat is actually very near.
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 17:06,
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Yes, it only looks odd because the thing it's in is further away.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 1:53,
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These lockdown haircuts aren't doing them any favours…
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christhebarker,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:40,
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Shopped pictures only, please.
This is excellent.
(This is excellent.
JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 0:34,
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Honey I Shrunk The Victims PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 1:49,
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Gove is perfectDespite the embedded glasses
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 3:43,
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They're realHe had them surgically implanted because he got fed up with them slipping off, especially when he tells fibs (which is extremely frequent)
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PFC Hudson,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 7:37,
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It's the slime he secretes, very slippery stuff Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 20:06,
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In general, or do you want more pictures of murderers? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 10:09,
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Squirrel Tits? Sure it's cheddar and not Monteray JollyJack? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:07,
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Once thrown it just slaps on to your face and stays there until you peel off the backing
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:04,
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And for close quarters killing would you suggest garotting with a cheese string?
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Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:49,
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Agent 47 is a well-known cheese-string proponent Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 7 Apr 2021, 14:20,
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Dinosaur Sensation! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:47,
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My dad told me when I was young that if you stood on a dinosaur's foot,it would take two minutes for it to say 'ouch' because it took that long for the nerve signals to travel all the way to its brain. It's only now that I think about it again, I'm starting to wonder if he might have been wrong.
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Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:59,
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As a father I can say we are never wrong but also never right. So take your pick. Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:00,
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I very much doubt an extinct reptile would even verbalise, never mind use that particular english word
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Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:13,
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Are you calling PFP 's Dad a liar?
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:33,
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That doesn’t make any difference, a lie is a lie. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 21:13,
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Team BungleBarney hasn't got a chance
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:04,
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♫ I love you, you love me, Oww! You punched me, in 3D ♪
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 15:28,
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The whole production?I can make this happen for a quarter of a billion dollars. Gaz me.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 18:50,
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Two Mogg pics in a row... *checks the news*Nothing... Just a coincidence?
Also what's all this about Tony Blair pasta salad?
(Also what's all this about Tony Blair pasta salad?
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:00,
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saw the mogg and just thought he looked like a twerker Octo I ruin everything.,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:01,
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Which pasta salad do you prefer? Probably a Tory one. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 16:29,
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Disgusting.I'm all about the cheesy pasta bakes.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 18:52,
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I am reminded of this wot I dun
...wot made I laugh.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 21:38,
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Mmm, as long as it's a more soluble cheese.Stretchy cheeses block me up something awful!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:44,
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Pedro, I tried so hard to explain, YOU DON’T FEED THEM TO THE BARBIE UP YOUR BACKSIDE. BUM BARBIE IS NOT HUNGRY, PEDRO. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 21:15,
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Keeps the British brown envelope industry thriving Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 11:06,
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YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, CHILDREN OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:27,
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This is what happens when neoliberalism meets picnic sides
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:28,
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Great googly moogly! The metamorphosis is completeIf only the Soviets had thought of this
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:43,
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Karl Marx failed to consider Tony Blair pasta salad
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:43,
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One day I’ll find a way to thank you. Until then, I won’t. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 0:09,
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.................................carry on..........................
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 8 Apr 2021, 2:15,
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Tony Blair pasta salad
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:15,
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OMG that fits the Teenage Mutant Ninja Trutles tune perfectly PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:07,
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Do you know what a trotoise is? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:27,
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Let me tell you about your mother...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:06,
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It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:24,
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You should be on the talk board, it's just this one 'joke' over and over again which stopped being funny years agomy own posts, I mean
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Tue 6 Apr 2021, 10:38,
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I AGREE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:46,
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I'm sorry sir, we are all out of dick, meth and butt prostitutesCan I interest you in some Tony Blair pasta salad instead?
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:46,
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Crazy that everyone to this day just kind of pretends that Tony Blair didn't openly talk about having sex with an underage pasta salad in one of his interviews
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:50,
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The 90s was a different timeattitudes and practices that would seem downright alien to us now
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Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:57,
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Oh fuck I’ve only gone and pissed off Tony NO FUCKING PASTA SALAD FOR ME :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:07,
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Look in your fridge, the pasta salad was already gone
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:10,
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The blessed shroud of Blair PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 20:23,
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They just can't hold him back from that delicious pasta salad
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:04,
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The kids used to call him Toni Rotini PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:05,
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eyyyy I'm eatin pasta salad over hear
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:09,
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fuggeddabouddit! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:10,
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My favo(u)rite Bond flick PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:06,
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That looks more like Pony Slair tasta baladJust sayin
( e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:57,
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Actually it's Martin Short in the hit comedy, 'Honey I Shrunk The Pasta Salad' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:04,
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I thought it might be a deleted scene from Innerspace but that makes more sense
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:07,
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My favourite part of inner space was when the bad guys got shrunk to half size and the puppeteers clearly couldn't handle their shit
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:17,
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Great film. I need to watch it again
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:34,
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It was a very sad movie, the pasta salad was too small for anyone to put a small spoonful on their picnic plate
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 2:13,
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...7....no 5.....no 7........(she's super smart)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:52,
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Star Wars Episode I (original draft) : The Phantom Flan Flinger
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:20,
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Good! Maintain social distancing even when outdoors! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:42,
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A whole ten years, contemplating sand-based chatup lines to try out on his babysitter
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:52,
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THE FRIST WORLD WAS,THE SECUND WORLD WAS, THOSE ARE THE MAIN WAS mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 0:20,
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one day I hope to be a star war
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:19,
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And in 1988, the Wasnot Was, which taught us all a valuable lesson : How to walk the dinosaur Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 9:08,
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Eat one and you're full to (chest)bursting Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 21:23,
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Zippy is the Salacious Crumb of children's TV Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 15:07,
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Is this a dispensary? Are those strains? Which one of them would you recommend for treating sobriety? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:21,
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No, he’s a crude cypher for a specific ethnicity. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:23,
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The voice actor almost killed himself, because of mean critics on the internet
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:24,
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Did he name any names? Asking for a friend. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 20:49,
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Bungle: the combover years
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 15:39,
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FUCK IT
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:52,
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tbh I don't really know where I was going with this but it's been a while, gotta get back into the moode
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:57,
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with a baked potato? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:00,
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*ZOOMS IN & SQUINTS*Oh, so it is.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 12:04,
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It's a Baked Potato.Jesus, some people...
totally ignoring the fact that he's wearing a tie and eating off a plate !
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 14:51,
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totally ignoring the fact that he's wearing a tie and eating off a plate !
Total heathen he is. Not grazing out of a feed bag like a proper leader
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 14:55,
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We need an Obama Eating Image Challenge
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 14:51,
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One big handle in his fist, then four tines, insert and twist mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 21:11,
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Cellmate : ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I. : You ate what?
Cellmate : We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I. : You ate SAND?
Cellmate : That's right!
(H.I. : You ate what?
Cellmate : We ate sand.
[pause]
H.I. : You ate SAND?
Cellmate : That's right!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 14:57,
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Rand watched them go. He was sitting down.When the track of the trader's jets was at last gone from the sky, he turned his eyes out to the placid endlessness of the dunes.
(,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 15:04,
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Sorry, no tables...you'll have to stand and eat.Chump!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:55,
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Buy high-quality undetectable grade AA+ counterfeit banknotes real fake passports,id cards,drivers licenseMod: Spellcasting S.P.A.M.B.E.G.O.N.E.
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 7:39,
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Hello my friend, I am currently an Nigerian prince sent into exile by incels. I would like to do business with yo. But I need to do the exchain in perosn. Please come to 4 Whitehall place, London. Plaese ask for Terry when ou get there.
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 8:32,
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I'd like a fake vaccination passport please, so I can go round infecting everybody
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 8:34,
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I see that b3ta is just as good as when I leftnice cock, everyone
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:00,
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seriously I never get spam emails like this anymore, seeing this is like a warm hug from an old friend
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:07,
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May you suffer a bout of pilesAnd have them lanced by a blind witch doctor
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Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:23,
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i bet this is where boris got his money tree
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:37,
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I would like a Homebase Spend and Save Card and a Safeway ABC loyalty card please
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:14,
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That's a SuperFly! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Apr 2021, 23:16,
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Thank You!I think it's because of my abundance of updog.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 1:13,
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It's a very large quanti... Hey wait a minute! 😳🥺😔
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 2:19,
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The real question is who is Anna Bun and why did she get her own dance
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:02,
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That fly is too big, it would collapse under the weight of its own exoskeleton
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:01,
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It is not on every planet. It is on this planet. You can see it with your own eyes. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 16:03,
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Well then, it must not have collapsed under the weight of its own exoskeleton after all.Science.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:21,
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Perhaps it’s reinforced. Did you think of that? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 17:26,
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Christ is the Riesen for the season? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:26,
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It's a paid promotion for the 'gramFollowers get updates, miracles and redemption
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:44,
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Hey! Does that happen to be a sweary scarf?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 4 Apr 2021, 22:53,
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I've just spent far too long trying to make something rude out of variations/combinations of ...-- in Morse codeand failed...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 4 Apr 2021, 23:38,
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:( Take home a prize for trying
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 1:51,
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he gotta bag full of bong resin
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 5 Apr 2021, 9:02,
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