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# So good you'll want to ignore the anachronism of theming an egg around someone who died 30+ years before JC's crucifixion and thus didn't really have much to do with the Easter story
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:45, archived)
# So good
You'll sacrifice your first born for them
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:58, archived)
# Great!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:19, archived)
# Somebody packed fudge in there.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:25, archived)
# (repost in a new thread...Happy Easter!)
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:44, archived)
# Who's the fella in the middle?
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Batjesus
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:58, archived)
# Holy Holiest of Holies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:56, archived)
# Bat-Tastic!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:07, archived)
# Crazy that everyone to this day just kind of pretends that david bowie didn't openly talk about having sex with an underage girl in one of his interviews
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 10:01, archived)
# I never knew!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 11:38, archived)
# I lost
my virginity while Bowie was was on the radio.
The young lady was definitely not underage.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 13:02, archived)
# ...and???.... :/
What's the problem?
(, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 1:48, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
supper
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:13, archived)
# Batsupper!*
*Featuring choice cuts of meat.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:18, archived)
# Batvirus begins
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)
# Hopefully no bat meat
That's how that Covid thingy started, so I hear.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:21, archived)
# Blame Ozzy!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:09, archived)
# Bat-lol
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:45, archived)
# Too soon....
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:55, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 22:54, archived)
# awesomeness
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:48, archived)
# o/'
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:56, archived)
# Reposting Cunt!*
*proxy for Prodigy69
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 2:43, archived)
# Trying to make Russian things a 'thing'
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 15:48, archived)
# Your comrade needs you
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:31, archived)
# Ba-Bush-Ka!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:36, archived)
# You just got Bat-topped!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:45, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:33, archived)
# Fat lady wrestler
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 13:05, archived)
# Or wrestleress, in old English
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 13:54, archived)
# TOAP
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:19, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:49, archived)
# Ever Groan
and a chuckle
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:51, archived)
# This will affect the world economy!
Raise the oil prices NOW!!!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:23, archived)
#

Click for bigger (376 kb)
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 10:52, archived)
# Everyone getting on the wandbaggon
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:50, archived)
# jfc
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:50, archived)
#
I made a branston pickle creme egg a while back but can’t find the picture.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:36, archived)
# Branstons wanted to make one IRL with cheese
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:16, archived)
# Would eat!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:23, archived)
#
That looks tasty for a gimmick.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 21:44, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:28, archived)
# Happy Easter
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 10:27, archived)
# Nail biting stuff
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 11:50, archived)
# Nonsense. Jesus died for our tins...
...of Quality Street.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:08, archived)
# "Crucifixion"
(, Mon 5 Apr 2021, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluttering Fabric Swap

Click for bigger (69 kb)
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:07, archived)
# I was just reading about this story last week, I read the story itself as a kid and it really bothered me
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:09, archived)
# It's a terrific story.
I even quite like the recent *Googles* 2010 version.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:13, archived)
# I didn’t know about that, I’ll take a look for it.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:33, archived)
# I should probably emphasise the "quite"
The 60s one is loads better, but I thought people were a bit harsh on the 2010 version. It's an interesting attempt at doing something new with the story, even if it doesn't quite work.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:12, archived)
# Ok, got it. You’ve started me thinking about the 60s version, I’ll take a look for that too I think
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:21, archived)
# A Warning to the Curious is good as well
"mind your step, sir"
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 20:07, archived)
# "A Warning To The Curious" is fantastic
so on that recommendation I will seek out "Whistle and..."
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 10:04, archived)
# Question : do Fleshlight make a model with a flag pattern on the business end?
Asking for an MP.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:10, archived)
# wonderful
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:55, archived)
# no idea what this is about
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:53, archived)
# There's a short story by M R James called "Oh whistle and I'll come to you my lad", the pics are from a 60's TV adaptation of the story.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:10, archived)
# Thanks...I'll just stick to my Death Metal Vids...
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:20, archived)
# Π°Ρ‚ΠΎΠΌΠ½Ρ‹ΠΉ Π² своСм Π΄ΠΎΠΌΠ΅
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 15:58, archived)
# I would imagine more nuns.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:00, archived)
# They're in 'the basement'
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:05, archived)
# I just started out learning Russian but...Atomic (Atomni) in his house / at home?
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)
# Yes! He’s in his shiniest suit! It matches his net curtains! He has numerous episodes of Law And Order Special Victims Unit on vhs!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:24, archived)
# Bet he never really noticed that the rest of the world went into self isolation too
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:06, archived)
# No change for him really, when he goes out everyone else locks themselves indoors.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:38, archived)
# \o/ YES!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:51, archived)
# ...yyeeaahhh....I have none of those things.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:50, archived)
# Betamax then.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:53, archived)
# U-matic
also: is that a tiny Pedro model on the shelf?
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 10:23, archived)
# Chikatilo Chic
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)
# No real names
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:29, archived)
# Plastic people....... Oh, baby, now you're such a drag!
baby now you're such a drag!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:48, archived)
# Every weekend atomic dons his fat suit and hangs out on chaterbate pretending to be an Italian-American named Tony Meatballs
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:05, archived)
# I don't have weekends, mofo...nuclear energy is in high demand right now.
I'm busy making buku bank.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:10, archived)
# His catchphrase is, "It's-a my spicy meat-a balls"
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:12, archived)
# ...Jesus said...as he munched on a giant brain...
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:23, archived)
#
Π­Ρ‚ΠΎ сказочноС ΠΈΠ·ΠΎΠ±Ρ€Π°ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ Π°Ρ‚ΠΎΠΌΠ° Π² Π΅Π³ΠΎ Π΄ΠΎΠΌΠ΅.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 20:55, archived)
# Π΄Π°
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 23:05, archived)
# CHA!
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 2:57, archived)
# PS: it's very batiky
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 21:12, archived)
# This is from 2009, but looks like one of your AI critters

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:17, archived)
# The Dukes of Gotham
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 17:32, archived)
# I would love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 19:11, archived)
# Happy Easter

(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:42, archived)
# The life of brain
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:59, archived)
# Tiny Zombie Jesus!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 14:11, archived)
# It's Goliath's brain.
Basic theology.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 15:54, archived)
# YAY!

(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 15:10, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 15:14, archived)
# !!!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 15:57, archived)
# New! Family Brick Size!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:59, archived)
# Floats at hand level!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 23:13, archived)
# might fp this
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 2:11, archived)
# OMG

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 2:14, archived)
#
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#

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 3:55, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 12:57, archived)
# surely 'happy eater'
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:35, archived)
# I thought this was good
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 18:05, archived)
# But then?
(, Sun 4 Apr 2021, 20:59, archived)
# D'awwwww

/ac
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:20, archived)
# Jesus isn't a zombie, he's a lich
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:03, archived)
# perfect
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:15, archived)
#
hahahaha
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:33, archived)
# Spot on!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:59, archived)
# Ooo! Right in the Brexits!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 16:08, archived)
# sO mUcH fOr tHe tOlErAnT lEfT
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 17:22, archived)
# oof
Finally he gets the point.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Flag of the Netherlands, if it was colonized by the UK
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 10:50, archived)
# You'll all have to start speaking English perfectly.... Oh.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:24, archived)
# ...and stop being so flippin' tall!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:11, archived)
# BURN THE SHOES!
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:58, archived)
# TET?
I don't get it
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:47, archived)
# a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:11, archived)
#
             I
TTT EE T  RR I S
 T  EE TT R  I SS
       T  R  I  S
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 22:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 21:57, archived)
# not a clue. sorry.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 1:41, archived)
# Tetris was invented by a Russian guy I think.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 1:56, archived)
# Andrew Lloyd Webber, you mean
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 2:31, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't Dschinghis Khan?
I just love this tune as performed by ABBA: youtu.be/li7xOBe6g7Y
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 2:42, archived)
# So was Russia.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 5:21, archived)
# It was a great day when all of the Russians finally found a region that they could call their own.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 14:40, archived)
# Siberia is so bracing.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Colonialism metaphor
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 17:53, archived)
# I guess Dear Moon rejected your application. :(
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 12:56, archived)
# Well Done, (E)U!
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:23, archived)
# very practical
they can simply unstitch the patch for the next neub
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:16, archived)
# Fake. The Brexit Squad aren't humping it whilst puking up their own hatred.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:43, archived)
# Oh I see the covid caliphate want even our western flags to cover their faces now
It's preventing corona gone mad
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:48, archived)
# idgi...(need more coffee)...
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:03, archived)
# Patch Over :)
(, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :|
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:33, archived)
# That obstetrician is looking way too cheerful to be delivering news like that
Is she pro-Independence?
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:46, archived)
# i expect it's more of a rictus by now
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 12:07, archived)
# It's FlowerPedro
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Annihilation just got good
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:19, archived)
# Awww <3 <3
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:19, archived)
# Delightful
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:23, archived)
# lovely!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:28, archived)
# I want to make that in blue velvet. Elvis would be jealous.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:39, archived)
# Elvis has left the building, cowcat
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:48, archived)
# Velvet will always be relevant!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:51, archived)
# Ewc :'(
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 0:13, archived)
# Yep, fantastic gifs
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 1:13, archived)
# Another dead hero
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:20, archived)
# Wiv da catnipppp
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 6:45, archived)
# 4 eva in r pope
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:53, archived)
# oiped
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 4:04, archived)
# hola
techo Pedro te esta viendo masturbarte
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 12:39, archived)
# Greetings!
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:35, archived)
# YO!

(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 1:56, archived)
# Thoughts: large dentistry and lipstick costs, and a mouth you could disappear into, but not in a sexy way
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:24, archived)
# In other words, a Kayleigh McEnany press conference
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 5:23, archived)
# That all seems such a long time ago now
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 5:46, archived)
# How I miss her :'(
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:06, archived)
# That would make for a nice shower curtian
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 5:51, archived)
# Cha!....Golden Shower Curtain!
He Flower-Filtahd...OBV.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 12:56, archived)
# Wiggly jiggly jelly
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:05, archived)
# *Actual LOL...LOL...LOL...*
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 5:06, archived)
# I found that pic of you! I'll post it
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 6:14, archived)
# Don't embarrass yourself...
...too late.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 19:05, archived)
# What you might call a Chishihuahua test.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 5:54, archived)
# does it tessellate?
this is the only time i've logged in on my b3ta day, i believe
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 6:20, archived)
# Happy Candles
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 9:55, archived)
# It does not appear so.
Happy Candles & stuff.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:46, archived)
# happy candles and no
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 11:50, archived)
# I just logged in to congratulate you on your wasted time on the internet
do continue doing so
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:44, archived)
# Happy candles to you
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 16:53, archived)
# This candle thing...
my sentiments are as above.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:05, archived)
# happy candles!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 13:50, archived)
# I used to use a camera like that on a piece of equipment in the early '80s
True story
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 14:29, archived)
# You were lucky, we had it tough...pinhole cameras
but we were happy
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 19:10, archived)
# Thou were lucky. We used to dream of a pinhole camera.
We used to get up at 3am half an hour before we got to bed and remember what we saw and then sketch it on the wall with our fingernails.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 21:10, archived)
#
luxury
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 13:21, archived)
# D'awwwww

Shower curtain Pedro is watching you shower
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Just close your eyes and think of England.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:25, archived)
# ugh - but also woo and yay and hoopla
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 17:26, archived)
# Park Life!
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 18:54, archived)
# That patriotic 'sound'.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 22:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 23:15, archived)
# Anger of the North
controversial statue relocated
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 8:28, archived)
# The main problem with a statue that big (were it really that big IRL) is finding a suitably huge traffic cone to put on top
but I have faith in drunken students to find the impossible.
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 11:46, archived)
# University challenge
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 13:52, archived)
# Impassioned students with huge choppers, just the thing for this family forum
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 14:51, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH !
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 19:30, archived)
# I wonder how its manufacture is being carbon offset
Perhaps the dean can walk to work a few times, or something
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 12:02, archived)
#
walk to
wank at

Or just hold in farts for a year
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 13:57, archived)
# Seek and Destroy (her).
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 2:58, archived)
# Too old for you, atomic?
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 3:30, archived)
# Too much of a fake social construct would be my guess
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 5:53, archived)
# A fake social construct with pigtails, the worst kind.
(, Sat 3 Apr 2021, 4:06, archived)
# ...;)...;)...nudge...nudge...
(, Fri 2 Apr 2021, 12:52, archived)

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