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# Somebody said there was to be a film..?

Autodebigulated
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 1:20, archived)
# No offense, it looks a bit like that pic of that bloke from 15 years ago who stretched his asshole out. Sorry.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 1:59, archived)
# Seams like that's what he was going for.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 3:23, archived)
# Surely not?!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 5:38, archived)
# I'm waiting for Sharknado done in the style of Tubgirl
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 1:10, archived)
# Well fuck, how about that, I just love the big reveal at the end: he was a COMEDIAN, it turns out
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 2:04, archived)
# He saved the best til last
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 3:45, archived)
# I want to say as well that your picture is exactly the kind of tacky, unnecessary attack on a dead man that I come here for.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 5:39, archived)
# He left us his clothes...and that's the important thing.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 3:26, archived)
# A fitting tribute
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 3:46, archived)
# They’re silly and poorly tailored.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 5:41, archived)
# B3ta user Anthonyb3ta70100
will be very pleased with this image you have made using Photoshop!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 21:53, archived)
# It's not wise to upset a Pedro
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)
# Jedi Flunkie
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:32, archived)
# He shit first!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 22:47, archived)
# Greedo Bastard
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:53, archived)
# Your Llamama
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 0:14, archived)
# Coffee #2
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 14:46, archived)
# If iit's got bits floating in it, maybe you need to civet
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:02, archived)
# Haaaaahh...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:47, archived)
# All coffee tastes like shit.
It's tea or nowt.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:28, archived)
# Do you think it’s possible that’s because you’ve only had shit coffee, you uncultured swine?
When you say ‘tea’ I suspect you’re referring to Tetley or some other tea factory floor sweepings, you uncultured swine.
Edit: You uncultured swine.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 18:58, archived)
# I may have misspoken.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:04, archived)
# No
You fuckoffee
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:42, archived)
# MODS
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 22:47, archived)
# ARE FAN-CREATED ENHANCEMENTS TO MANY POPULAR GAMES
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:54, archived)
# As an accomplished shit eater I can confirm this.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 22:09, archived)
# Not now Dick
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 22:48, archived)
# Too late, it's dung
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:10, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 0:47, archived)
# Where is everybody?

(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 13:40, archived)
# sunbathing probably
down the pub
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 14:05, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:21, archived)
# Yeah, a bit old-school Pedroness 😉
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:31, archived)
# Their clothes are very well tailored.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:01, archived)
# They're fucking rich...OBV
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 21:53, archived)
# Their clothes are rich? I didn’t know
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:07, archived)
# Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry’s clothes are telepathic.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:08, archived)
# CHANGE THEIR MINDS
(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 5:46, archived)
# I’m sitting on the floor with my water pipe in the front room listening to Loscil.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:25, archived)
# I don't see what bloody business that is of yours‽
Nosey!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:45, archived)
# Lizzie Fingers, the meanest pickpocket in town
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 22:10, archived)
# Come for the noses
stay for the hands.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 1:50, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!! \O/
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 2:17, archived)
# What's all this then?...
;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)
# I think it's european
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 13:39, archived)
# YAY!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 22:50, archived)
# I've had it with these motherfucking snakes
jumping the queue to get on the motherfucking plane!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 23:12, archived)
# These motherfucking snakes are on motherfucking stand-by
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 23:16, archived)
# Remember to put your luggage on the scales
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 0:46, archived)
# Fangs for the reminder.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 2:18, archived)
# ffs
(for fuck's snakes)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 9:42, archived)
# Sorry guys
Max size for cabin luggage is 22" x 14" x 9" and you're both 3 feet long
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 6:34, archived)
# as long as they don't rollerblade to pass the time in flight
nothing worse than motherfucking snakes on motherfucking skates on a plane
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 18:20, archived)
# lovely shadowiness
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 18:34, archived)
# YOU MOVED THE BOTTLLE!!!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 18:35, archived)
# Damn Pedro....just expose all my secrets!...Jeeeesh!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:37, archived)
# You are the sauce king of b3taville
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:39, archived)
#

(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Tally-Ho, old sausage!

(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:45, archived)
# :O
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:56, archived)
# How do you do.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 20:39, archived)
# :O

(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 20:41, archived)
#
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy flan
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 21:20, archived)
# Holy Flan
Church of the Holy Flan.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 22:01, archived)
# You wanted a source pic of plastic sunglasses, so you googled “very young girl in swimsuit wearing plastic sunglasses”
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:59, archived)
# Nah,
one from his personal collection...
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 20:08, archived)
# Now it is!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 20:08, archived)
# "summer sunglasses girl"*
*you're welcome! ;)

(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 20:08, archived)
# That's no backpanel slide she's on but it will do
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:47, archived)
# -___-
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 21:55, archived)
# This is such a massive boon
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 17:45, archived)
# You silly person
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 21:06, archived)
# Some things are beyond your ken
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Butlin's

Click for bigger (101 kb)
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 17:23, archived)
# very knobbly indeed
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 17:34, archived)
# Knobbly knob
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 17:51, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 19:22, archived)
# Sandals with socks....what a knob!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 18:23, archived)
# Forgotten Characters of Wrestling

( Woke up at 3.00a.m. with the phrase "Andre the Midget" in my brain. Sorry. )
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 15:49, archived)
# Nobody slammed Andre until Wrestlemania 3...
...Except for Antonio Inoki, Riki Choshu, Stan Hansen, Steve Williams, Harley Race, Seiji Sakaguchi and the Ultimate Warrior on a few house shows.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 16:05, archived)
# (...and Hulk Hogan himself. )
I mean, if you can't trust what the WWF says... jeez.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 16:34, archived)
# Sqwark!


(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:45, archived)
# So wow that’s a neato what now right?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:52, archived)
# givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 22:20, archived)
# Hello you! Always good to see you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 23:27, archived)
# yes I concur
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 5:26, archived)
#
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 10:35, archived)
# All lies.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 0:58, archived)
# ALL?
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 3:16, archived)
# Yeah Nah
That was a damn good thread. XD
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 4:48, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)
# I literally just read
this review before visiting here and seeing this!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Stopover.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:30, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:31, archived)
# gRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReat!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:35, archived)
# ^^^What he said!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:52, archived)
# did you notice how the animals above are either striped or spotted?
there is clearly a racism against mono-colored animals going on
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:09, archived)
# I mean, they are a bit monotonous
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)
# and did you notice that the tiger in the forefront is obviously doing an impression of that John Travolta meme?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)
# oh, dude...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:19, archived)
# That's terrific!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:45, archived)
# I don't know what this is an advert for
but I am buying
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:10, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
Love this
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:11, archived)
# hah!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:46, archived)
# I want this as a screensaver.
Yay!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:59, archived)
# Zoo-perb
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:00, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 17:55, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:41, archived)
# What? No travelator alligator?
Brilliant!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 20:14, archived)
# "THAT'S NO GIF!!".
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 22:11, archived)
# That is most impressive
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 22:59, archived)
# Zebras are shit...but I'm a gonna click dis anyway.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 1:00, archived)
# oh, that's good
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 1:31, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 5:59, archived)
# Wowzers
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 9:39, archived)
#
Why does this remind me of a michael jackson video?
Love it!!
(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Busman's holiday
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 8:27, archived)
# Heading for the Gullapagos Islands.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:05, archived)
# Paid using their Amex Gulled Card
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 10:40, archived)
# Get your coat love, you've gulled.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:32, archived)
# you're all gull of shit
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:22, archived)
# hope the aircraft doesn't run out of petrel
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:33, archived)
# oof
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:34, archived)
# Things could take a tern for the worst
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:19, archived)
# Now now. Let's not make tits of ourselves.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:22, archived)
# Might be a bit aukward
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:26, archived)
# seems like a lot to swallow
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:31, archived)
# Too much huffin and puffin
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:38, archived)
# This is exactly like when General Grievous attacks Cormorant in episode III
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:42, archived)
# many people dislike the cuddly little Ehawks from episode VI
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:57, archived)
# Some people are quite Bitern about it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 13:58, archived)
# sorry, I don't speak pigeon english
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:17, archived)
# Toucan play at that game....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:25, archived)
# Please stop.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:34, archived)
# you're a bustard
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 14:35, archived)
# And now I've got the horn Bill.....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 20:15, archived)
# Don't get Lovey-dovey.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 4:49, archived)
# This is nothing to squawk at
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 11:32, archived)
# haha
mate, mate, mate, mate . . .
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:12, archived)
# Flock off
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 16:01, archived)
# Wingin' it.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 1:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 19:30, archived)
# This starfish seems to be somewhat braced.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 19:50, archived)
# New sheriff in town!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 20:29, archived)
# Fantastic
Nice to have you back.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 1:17, archived)
# bea uti ful
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 6:22, archived)
# Lovely
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:13, archived)
# WHAT A STAR!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 22:12, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 13:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
Bloody German shepards.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] some animal tour guides
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 21:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
Fuck's sake Frank!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Get off there, you prick!
you prick!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:45, archived)
# This will be fine
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:46, archived)
# Lovely bouncy shadow work there - click!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)
# Hey, not my fault if these things are too flimsy.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:52, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:53, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 15:09, archived)
# LOVE this!
Great work
(, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 15:14, archived)
# Greenie is perplexed.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2021, 1:03, archived)
# love it
(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Lots of holidaying at home this year...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:14, archived)

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