Fucking fantastic that is!Woo yay and the proverbial hooplah!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:18,
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I bet Disney steals this idea...in...3...2...1...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 24 Sep 2022, 19:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebs Behaving Badly"){kind=small}
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CELEBS BEHAVING BADLY
Phil and Holly have committed the worst crime ever by queue jumping (allegedly), what worse things could celebs be up to? Show us, within reason obviously.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 23:51,
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too late, i ate them all with crusty bread and pickled gherkinsbwahahahaha
(
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:24,
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I don't know whybut I initially thought that was Chelsea Clinton (the figure, not the cheese)
(
FridgeBadger,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 9:53,
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I’d like to Chelsea her Clinton.Jusssayin
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 14:42,
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A lot of lady boarders are going to find this comment tiresome, intimidating and unwelcoming. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 15:29,
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Hey Ladies In Da Place Um Callin’ Out To Ya!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 18:05,
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i'm all for lady boarding
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 19:08,
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Quick the mods are asleep. Post Gorns.
Click for bigger (197 kb) mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 23:44,
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In olden days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking but now we informs, anything gorns.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 24 Sep 2022, 15:00,
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Kilgorn Woz 'Ere
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 24 Sep 2022, 1:54,
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Is that Hamhattan?
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:41,
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Looking forward to the many sequelsespecially Megabel vs Mechabel.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 14:39,
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sleep well kids, and rock on 
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 2:58,
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FRONT PAGE THIS NOW Edit: That wasn't very nice ignoring me, mofo....I missed you very much. :'[
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 14:43,
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*GUITAR WHAMMY-BAR RIFF* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:51,
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I've seen all good people.None here tho. :/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 0:28,
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i'd see all good people if you go away,
I'm satisfied when you're awaaaaayyyyy...
(I'm satisfied when you're awaaaaayyyyy...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 0:38,
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I think it's a bot, or foreign, or both
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:35,
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dyslexic airplane spotters disagree
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:43,
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Was running the risk that not everyone will have seen the Adam Levine meme thatโs been doing the rounds on Twitter.
(,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 0:19,
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What's Adam Levine? JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 5:57,
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^ all of those ^/I know what an Adam Levine is, but against my will
(,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 7:42,
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It turns out I don’t know the difference between him and Tom Brady ๐คทโ๏ธ
(,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 10:14,
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hair we go again
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:05,
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Anton Du Fuck Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:04,
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...IDC..... Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:04,
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But the brushes............................what about the brushes?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 0:26,
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There was once a British hairdressing competition TV show called Comb Dancing.It went off the air in the 80s, I think.
Then there was an Australian manscaping film called Strictly Bollocks in the 90s(?)
Then the BBC had the idea of copying the movie's idea of a hair competition, only to realise they already owned the rights to their own hair competition show, but in the confusion the new show got called Strictly Comb Dancing.
HTH
(Then there was an Australian manscaping film called Strictly Bollocks in the 90s(?)
Then the BBC had the idea of copying the movie's idea of a hair competition, only to realise they already owned the rights to their own hair competition show, but in the confusion the new show got called Strictly Comb Dancing.
HTH
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 21:52,
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Ian Botham's footpenis was one of the original judges
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:00,
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I read that as a sea shanty and spilled my tea thumping the desk
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:21,
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I can't help but feel partially responsible. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 22:32,
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I don't think I believe you....about anything....
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 0:27,
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That's very wise because I always lie. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 1:06,
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Scandal : Comb manufacturers found to be using inferior materials so their combs fall apart"The tooth will come out" says investigator.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 23:10,
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I would just like to say I have had a *really* long dayand I appreciate your understanding.
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eclectech is older but no wiser,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:00,
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It is, as they say...seamless :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:19,
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when you order your sex doll from Wish
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:03,
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this all seems to be in order
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:26,
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She escaped the lab.Kept saying something about destroying the UK.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:43,
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At least it's not AI.Or a gorn.
Or a horrible head.
ozof will like it :)
(Or a horrible head.
ozof will like it :)
Chumps ๐,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 19:13,
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I thought Mike Yarwood died in the 90'sjust his career :(
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:02,
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The Great Green Hope
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 20:26,
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Is it supposed to look like that?You have 13 frames doing the work of 2.
It's distractingly bad, is what I'm saying.
Have a puppy:
(It's distractingly bad, is what I'm saying.
Have a puppy:
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 23:05,
archived)
You have 13 frames doing the work of 2 mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 2:02,
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a gif image has frames that work mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 2:05,
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in fairness to all three of you, though between the gorns, horrible heads and creepy ai not-art, the board's become quite shit
(,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:19,
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I miss the days of bitching about how a completely different set of things made the board shit
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 9:34,
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No point listening to her tit, the problem is her partially erased lekku. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 16:57,
archived)
I can perfectly understand how you don't like my current posts, but they're the best I can do at the moment, and I still want to contribute because it's sometimes fun.I don't really want you to put me on ignore because you've always seemed ok to me, but if I'm annoying you go ahead please, that's what it's for.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:11,
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*sighs* i'm sorry i hurt your feelings!i do like some of your creepy ai not-arts very much
(but i don't like gorns and horrible heads)
(,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:41,
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(but i don't like gorns and horrible heads)
When you say horrible heads, is this the sort of thing to which you refer?
It took ages btw.
Chumps ๐,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:07,
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Of the type you're referring to? Deviant Art, atomic. Need a link? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:41,
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It’s ok mofo…you do your thing, and I will do mine.I just see that this ai stuff is becoming as tedious as invisible Simpsons. Thatโs all.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:59,
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Yeah…except that I’m not posting 13 FUCKLIFTS in a row.I understand that itโs not the boardโs favourite thing, and thatโs why I only post them once in a while (mainly to amuse myself). Also, I didnโt just push a button to create them.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:29,
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None of them are me, frogbeat mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:13,
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Itโs okโฆ
โฆI still love youโฆ.just donโt have any respect for you whatsoever.
We can still do it in the bushes later. I know you like that.
Perv.
(โฆI still love youโฆ.just donโt have any respect for you whatsoever.
We can still do it in the bushes later. I know you like that.
Perv.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:09,
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Now do sneaky horrible face gorn mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:13,
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+star wars
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 12:16,
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Kim Jong-il and Larry Grayson's first date Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 6:24,
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oooh shut that door little rocket man mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:25,
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Elton John's unreleased North Korean tribute single
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 13:51,
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and it seems to me, you ruled your land, like a little rocket man mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 14:28,
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Gorns are so last century, man. Get hip daddio, get a lamppost.
plus... you kilt teh bord
(plus... you kilt teh bord
Chumps ๐,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 18:33,
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Forced memes…โฆletโs try a little harder to please Turtle Power!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 22 Sep 2022, 20:46,
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[corporate 'mind-blown' emoji] O_O.....wonderderderful
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 0:23,
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Stick some billy up your gornhole brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 23:31,
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I didn't realise we could go down the 4chan furry route...Imma gonna rev up photoshop!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 14:41,
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I read an article yesterday about the parents of someone who goes by the plural third-person pronouns "they/them". Because the joint experiences of two people were being discussed, and because the discussion was about their child, pretty much every sentence was like, "They wondered if they were where they used to go when they were younger," making it almost impossible to parse.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:23,
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Come to Germanywhere we have 7389 pronouns! (Though I think you may be one of them Europeans anyway, so probably have your own...)
( FridgeBadger,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:30,
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I'm sure you could parse it if you wanted to,after all you're not a school library book banning culture warrior with an irrational fear of people who are trans.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:39,
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No, but I think the language needs to change to accommodate if things continue as present. I also have an absolutely fucked memory, I can never remember names let alone inidividual pronoun preferences. I am all but guaranteed to mess up.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 16:14,
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It's okay. It's not that important. Language is always changing anyway.It's okay to make mistakes as long as you're not a cunt about it.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 18:55,
archived)
Hmmm you're not from around here are you mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 19:30,
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Also, lol at your cute little straw man.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 16:18,
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He's not cute,he's a school library book banning culture warrior with an irrational fear of people who are trans.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 18:51,
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Cheerful and a little creepy :) mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:12,
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this is photoshopped FFS!I saw the orginal. he's flipping everyone off
PROOF:
t.co/p1WpfaHetN
twitter.com/Ballymoran/status/1571451633736753155?t=euBey7sjA07CzBCnTHFFEg&s=19
U LIBTARDS SUGAR COAT EVERYTHING
(PROOF:
t.co/p1WpfaHetN
twitter.com/Ballymoran/status/1571451633736753155?t=euBey7sjA07CzBCnTHFFEg&s=19
U LIBTARDS SUGAR COAT EVERYTHING
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 13:49,
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but this was the original
Click for bigger (39 kb)They've just photoshopped some muppet in the place of Bert
If he can't handle a fountain pen... mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 20 Sep 2022, 17:04,
archived)
Bored of sneaky Charles now.
Got anything else?
(Got anything else?
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 20 Sep 2022, 18:08,
archived)
Might take a break...Bored of b3ta now.
Got anything else?
...love you all...bye โค
(,
Tue 20 Sep 2022, 18:39,
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Got anything else?
...love you all...bye โค
What if sneaky Charles is an AI construct, and it never really happened, and it's all just to upset you :( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 20 Sep 2022, 20:16,
archived)
Where is this fantasy planet you live on?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 20 Sep 2022, 20:36,
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I have returned from my explorations and can confirm that there are exactly three hairs per hemisphereThe rest is Bollocks
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 20 Sep 2022, 21:35,
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No need for him to do thatliterally every new postbox is gonna have his moniker on anyway, just as all the ones pre-Liz have all the appropriate reigning moron monarch's initials
/boringcunt
(/boringcunt
JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 6:14,
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George VI chose to be George instead of his actual first nameOtherwise all new postboxes would have said "AIR"
(,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 9:10,
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That's where the expression "air mail" comes from mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 15:27,
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I thoughtit was 'cos he's the heir?
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 23 Sep 2022, 6:00,
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I cannot "like" this as it may rule me out for an OBE at some time in the future Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 11:58,
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Too soon???
Click for bigger (132 kb) I guess someone has beaten me to it though.
A related peawith slight amendments (which I put in the wrong place earlier, heinously breaking b3ta protocol, which probably upset someone)
(,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 0:13,
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about a week lateprobably saw that joke the day she died
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 21 Sep 2022, 2:51,
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