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# It was all she could afford...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Heh heh.
Sizzling.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)
# hahaha
tee hee
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)
# she's just skin and bone.
clearly she's on a hunger strike too.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Quite
nay tits :(
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)
# ooh!
have you a linky to the sunbather? that would really help my m3tab3tan gif.

sorry, very Woo, by the Yay
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Where To Download Phat Speedcore Trax???
It´s such an easy thing:

Just visit

this very long link here

and you´ll get the music that makes you fly high, higher, far away from this small planet!

Peace!
DJ Hetz Hudson
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# 2 posts in the hour?
arnt we luckey?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Okay,
you can piss off now.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# frontpage that message!
it put a smile on my miserable face :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Well i guess it's kind of funny
I guess it's kind of sad,
That DJ Hetz Hudson's spam,
Is the best we've ever had.

Mad World....
Mad World....
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)
# The dreams where b3tas dying
are the worst I've ever had.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# -
The dreams where Archer's lying
Turned out I wasn't asleep after all.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Mrs Lady Archer
is chairman of the board of my work. I don't trust her at all..
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Well...
...I suppose he's polite and all...
Let's hope Dave Pearce finds him before the Spam Police do...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)
# i remain unconvinced
that this isn't a boarder taking the piss.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
That would be like finding out Santa doesn't exist! :(
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)
# @ Bananaman
I have your E-Mail, so I´ll contact you soon!!!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Many apologies in advance,
Sure, I'm a few months late...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Done
a veritable prismatic penis...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)
# You are very worrying :o\
That is a swoop herb pic. Mmmmmmm. Class!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I'm not saying it's a bad pic
Just that the self same thing has already been done... A shame, but it happens, right?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# It has?
Poo.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)
# ah well
it does happen, quite often, shame.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, I see
and now I understand
/smacks self upside the head

Forgive me, I'm still almost a virgin here...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)
# someone
having the same idea as someone else isn't a glasscock though.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)
# unless that idea
was to do a picture of a glass cock.

obviously ;¬p
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)
# It's remarkably similar...
And I didn't exactly call it a glass cock, only something equivalent...

The alternative (which I've no hope of spazzing) is sketched in 3D with Xs on each face, other than that it might even be the same source - it's difficult to know what's glass and what's not.

Oh, and I'm newish too, so now worries there.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# It's temporal mindpiss surely...
and that's no crime.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# must be a problem
with my link.....
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hehe
very nice
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# chortle
what happened has happened longer than a year ago, it's allowed to be funny now.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Ah good.
I was expecting to be castrated...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)
# no
this place is even better than freedom of speech itself.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Really? In that case
I have guns, let's go kill the president!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Free speech is one thing
but that's a great idea!

Note to White House lawyers: this is a fucking parody, ok? No arresting us like that poor kid who wore a "Not My President" t-shirt, ok? Facists...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Wai wai wait,
were just kidding?

Daaaamn...

* puts down rifle*
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# that reminds me
i wonder if you can download that NOFX song about Bush yet? i can't remember what it's called. they played it at reading...

*got it. the idiot son of an asshole...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Phew...
Woo Yay Houpla Huzzah to B3ta in general!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Might be glass, but it's also class.
Did you see what I did there...?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Na?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Oh. Damn.
I'll put my wellies back on then.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# i see the fear
THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Class,
yeah, its ok to laugh as long as you give generously!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Kaiser, you are a genuis. Parp!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)
# .
anyone with a penguin to english dictionary, please look up parp...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)
# .
hehehe, just noticed that lady peeking out from one of the guards, nice :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Maybe she's the one making them parp?
Tres Chick...


fucking typo...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# original photo here:
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Excellent
variation. Well done.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)
# hehehehehe
hooray!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# The
bringer of dreams !!

Woo hoo !
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)
# huzzah!
I'm sooo pleased to see that, I may explode!
(the great big roast I just ate may also contribute to that too)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)
# So there will be
a lot of parping later???
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# you can count on that
:)

/too much information
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Gee..
I've always thought that girls didn't fart!
8)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)
# And I always thought men
knew basic grammar.
;)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I'm from Denmark!
Is it right now?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:16, archived)
# it all looks
fine to me.
and girls don't fart, they parp.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Oh. It bloody moves. Damn browser.
I was wondering about all this Parp business.
Well done for being silly.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Still angry at me?
8(
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Nope.
All fluffy again.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Yay!
8D
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Whoop de doo
that is the best penguin fart picture EVER.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Nobel prize???
8D
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)
# It is a crime
that there is no Nobel Prize for animal flatulence. I'd award you my new picture, but it is for telling people off.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:01, archived)
# haha!
8)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# bah
trying to teach my mum basic html...she just doesnt understand. plus i am having one of my moments of stupendous non-confidence in myself. got no money, want to write music and record it, dont even think its that good, want to write comedy, dont feel attractive, girl wont go out with me, all my friends are back at uni, most of them have turned into dicks, cant stand my family, dad always pushing negativity on me. cheer me up. now.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# How about
this from the spazz:

www.b3ta.com/board/623019
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# You
meanie! Aaaww.

Is it me, or is it frighteningly quiet round here? Hello?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Hello!
*grin*
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Hello!
you replied just in time for me to sign off! I must go for wine/whine with my neighbour. I will be pissed when I return. Goody!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Try this:
Anim. deemed "NSFW" - but almost guaranteed to put a smile on your face...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# THATS SAFE
she's covered up, its fine
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)
# See, that's what I thought
but apparently the fact that if you just glance you only notice she's nekkid counts it as NSFW!

Still, it's nice to have something marked "banned" :-D And if I feel the need for norkage, there's always Miss Bouncy...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# I told you
not to put 'those' pics on the net... ;)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Tits.
Lager.

Feel happier?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)
# maybe
if you show us yours?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# How rude!
Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady to hand over her beer?
They're mine, all mine... well, mostly hers, but I get a go too!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# a bit...
i like lager...i like tits...but there are a certain pair that are just out of my reach...god im such a failure
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# woo
all getting a bit heavy mate...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)
# Christ, you think he'd
at least give a link to one where you could read the caption: pangea.stanford.edu/GES41L/motivation/failure.gif
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)
# mindpiss
yeah well i can read it from here, so just shove it up your botty
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# sorry
you cant see the little bit of writing underneath "for when your best just isnt good enough" these pictures are ace. a welcome antidote to them bollocks that are put up in staff rooms nationwide...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Most odd
They look just like the posters you can buy from Despair.com. I do hope no-one's been naughty enough to steal them...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)
# The names Board. James Board.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# pun
fun, yay
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# oafer
goodness sake.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Pfft!
Foie gras all over my monitor!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Have my brand new
Fat Ninja of Love Woo Yay.

(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)
# cool!
I must say I like these muchly...

Woo! Yay! Hoopla! to your woo yay!

*edit* And I like the bond pun too! Woo!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)
# HI
COckalorum!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# these are just
too great for words.


Good bond pun too.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)
# Yay!
Another moovie woo!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)
# cheerio
i'm knackered so i'm going for an early nights kip.
cya in the morning lads and ladies
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# it's threads like this
that push of into oblivion a pic/video that took hours of work to make.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Picture threads just nudge them gently around the corner.
You still have a chance to redeem things by deleting this thread ;)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:07, archived)
# What we need
is more mods who don't surf only at night or on work days... Has anything been FPed since 5 this morning?
Edit: well, it has now, but it hadn't been while it was being posted was it?!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Mine has
:p



:o)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Mods
don't delete stuff just 'cause there's no picture attached. That would be silly.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# best leave that
to the Rockers.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Or hte
teddy boys.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:49, archived)
# No
but they can delete the ones that are posted by accident by unregistered peeps and stuff...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# its my birthday in 19 days
there, saved a thred now
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)
# It's my birthday
on tuesday. And I'm going soon
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)
# it's mine in 3 months
more or less...

How does this save the thread?

bye bye Bats! come back soooon!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)
# well four pieces of usless information
is better in the one post, than having four different posts.

or something
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)
# it saves them making a new one
just to tell us.
An example of what you can add to current threads rather than start a new one :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Fnord?
Should the m3tab3tan be SFW? Or don't we mind?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# well I was going to say yes to start with
but it's not really necessary.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)
# *wipes forehead in relief*
Good, no releasing of a 'Director's Cut' of mine later on then..
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41, archived)
# did you get
an answer to your question? i was just replying and the thread disappeared
i've got some text books from uni that might help
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)
# The answer was found
by some anonymous benefactor who shall get rewarded at a later date... >:-D
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)
# but what was the answer?
*edit* this'll confuse the Spazz'ers :-)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)
# 42


Oh, to that question? Dunno, I just gave a link to the info off some page I Googled.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)
# *sigh...*
that is all
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)
# you
are a man obsessed
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Yes
She is too, but she feels no-one has noticed...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)
# cat bat
yup still cudnt find it, it made the frontpage is that helps
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# the reply button
use the bloody thing
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# now the delete button
it really works
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# It doesn't
if you haven't registered.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# THE TIME HAS COME: T-SHIRT AVAILABLE

DJ Hetz Hudson presents his first

Members-Club-Fan-TShirt Edition!!!
Furthermore you can find many new party-pictures of DJ Hetz Hudson´s Speedcore-Party
in Italy!!!

Just visit

www.geocities.com/hetzhudson/page2/galerie.htm

and you will see the real underground of club music!

Happy New Year & Never Forget:

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE

Peace!
DJ Hetz Hudson
www.hetzhudson.de.vu
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# sex wee
that's all
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# I LOVE
YOU SO MUCH!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# how can i get the tshirt?
tell me, tell me now!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# How you can get one???
Just look into the galerie! There you can find more information about the t-shirt, how to get one and what sizes we offer...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# can you tell me in english here?
i'm sorry, but i can't read german.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)
# How 2 get one
Write your E-Mail Adress into my guestbook, then I´ll contact you!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)
# I have your E-Mail
I contact you soon!!!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)
# its all German!!
your going to be sold out soon and im going to miss out :(
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!!!!
cnut
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# oi
show some respect, everyone knows speedcore is the fast way of life
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# That
is some of the best webpage design I have ever seen.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Thanks for your positiv critics!!!
I´m of the same oppinion...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Credit
where due
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)
# ho-ho
first one of the year?

At least he's a friendly spammer...

*edit* woah! Multiple mind piss! ^^^^^
*edit2* Sheesh, he's been a member longer than me! 166days, that's a lot of friendly spam!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# processed meat
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# At least he's a registered spammer
You think he'll ever worked out what this site's for, though?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha,
He's like an old friend.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)
# its true,
what would b3ta be without him?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Peace!
Peace, DJ Hetz! Cum back soon!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# DJ you know you reached Number 2 in the B3ta cHARTS of The YEAR
don't you?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# shush!
you'll make him cry!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Charts:
Oh my god! I don´t know that, but tell me, where can I see these charts ya talkin about???
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)
# you got to number 2
as 'twat of the year'

i didnt vote
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Question
Can you describe me what means twat???
Or give me a understandable synonyme!

Do you like my t-shirt, which you can see in my gallery???
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)
# it was idiot of the year,
not twat.

Paste you T-shirt in here. there are too many pictures in you gallery
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)
# "Twat"
female sexual reproductive organ, also known as pussy, minge, flaps, cnut, vagina, etc and so forth.

Used to describe people who spam their site on a board that really isn't anything to do with that kind of site... ¦¬Þ

My guess is that one or two people don't seem to like your occasional promotional messages - can't think why.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Um, it's not really a good thing.
But it was meant in an affectionate way. We love you!

I'm not kidding! I'll buy a T-shirt!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)
# i'm sorry
there were some awards www.b3ta.com/awards/ i can't remember where the results are but you came second in one of those sections. (It wasn't a favourable one.) But Weebl and Bob were in the same category i think too so good company.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# HERE!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Thanx!
Now I´m in the hall of fame!!! Yeahhh!!!
To be the person which comes after George Willibald Bush is a cool, very cool thing...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:55, archived)
# you are my favourite
i want a t-shirt
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)
# How 2 Get One?
Write your e-mail adress into my guestbook, then I will contact you!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)
# During the quieter times at the grocer's

Steve would practice on his mangolin.

It's shopped, really
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# evil cat bat
someone posted this way back near halloween i think and i was wondering if whoever made it would post it gain or tell me where i can find it
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# that doesn't say much for sheep does it...
;) Only joking, have you tried using the search for messages link at the top of the page?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Yeah
click search and enter 'kitten'
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# cat bat
yup still cudnt find it, it made the frontpage if that helps
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Hey,
I remeber thaty pic...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)
# so
so u know where it is or just know it, cuz i dont really use the message board i was wondering if theres anyway of searching through the front page pictures
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# you could try and use google
you might get luck and have the particular front page cached in google's cache.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Buckingham Palace
release a rare photograph of Edward VIII and Mrs. Simpson:



Someone must have done this before, right?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# possibly
but i'm yet to see it so

woo yay to you
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# you sponged her?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Even though William knew
he'd land on his feet in the end...



he still found the free fall unpleasant.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# hehe
I likee
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i keep expecting him
to hit the ground.

bah me and my twisted mind.

EDIT: I forgot to say it was ace sorry
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# .
he is. just wait...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)
# top class!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# woo
yay to you sir m'am ma'am
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Thanks!
psst... it's m'am.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# LOOK OUT
theres a woman making good anims ahhhhhgh.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# you it was you
is spoon around?
it was her, i'm sure of it.
Click her profile and see, i bet it's there.
(EDIT: Umm.. maybe not.) There's too many monkeys...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Huh?
Wha'd I do?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# don't suppose you remember a monkey that made
a cat levitating a mouse anim.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)
# The m3tab3tan is proving fun...
Only 20 frames in so far, but a long way to go!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)
# No, wasn't mine.
But I recall seeing it a few days/weeks/unknown amount of time ago.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# ah well
i'm sure i'll find it one day, cheers
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Ackshully
it's ma'am... said as in "jam", not "palm"...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# where i come from
they're pronounced the same.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# I suppose I should warn you then,
As a product of the American school system, my native language is not what you call "English", and thus not always entirely correct. My most humble of apologies, Sir. ;)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Apology
on behalf of your race, accepted. :-)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)
# If that's not frontpaged
I'll be very surprised indeed.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# heh heh
thats gonna be a splat cat
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# brilliant
especially the little whisker twitching
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Nice
whisker action!

Woo!
*edit* Miiiinnnndddd piiisssssss!!!! ^^^
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Oh that's fantastic!

Panowie to aerobatic aminules!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Would it surprise you
to heaar that I like that wooyay?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Shhh
people will begin to suspect the truth...

or maybe even that we're the same person!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# *ahem*
does anybody suspect that we are a couple?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# we're hoping...
that you're not the same person 'cos then your post count will REALLY be scarey considering how long you've not been members for!
As for being a couple, I think that'd be kinda sweet...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)
# i
did.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)
# woooo
yayyyy
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Fantasticola!!!
that is sooooooo good !!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Yay!
He doesn't die! and due to the cyclic tendencies of anims, even if he did die he'd reincarnate! Huzzah!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)
# My poor old geriatric cat
managed to disprove the "cats land on feet" theorem while I was making this when he fell of the sofa and landed on his back. If this had been him, he would've just hovered above the floor forever, rather than having to sulk off all embarrased like.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)
# hovering cats?
sounds like you've been strapping butturd toast to its back again
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)
# He's
gonna hit soon :o)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# you keep watching then
and tell us when he does...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Soup
Herb.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Good
good
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# i love that this much
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(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Beautiful.
Most woosome.

...and a few yays.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Woo!
That is SO good. *impressed*
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)
# the loveliness of this picture shames me

*places the gimp in the recycle bin*
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)
# oh well done
that is soooooperb!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)
# if that isn't frontpaged
I'll eat whatever's left of that cat!

Woo to the Yay!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Woo,
I love that, his little whiskers are the best!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Woo
Beautiful! My Woo_ray is unworthy

(, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Stumpy didn't mind having short legs, he just wished his trunk had been short as well.

Click pic for big owing to front page goodness
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# thats funny
it made me laugh and splurt orange juice on my monitor
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# I like that!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:49, archived)
# hahahaha
class
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# hehehe
nice one :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)
# 250- hmm

Hardly worth it. But look what I did with the dimensions. Wasn't that clever?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# you are a genius
spong.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# ahhhh
but does he get extra credit for a repost?

scroll RIGHT down the board...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Do it yourself
you may have been imagining things... ahem.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# erm
nope not seeing it
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# apologies
but i failed to make sense of that...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I had posted it...
but then I moved it up here and deleted the original. I'm sorry.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# to make me look stupid
DAMN
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)
# in the words of nelson
ha ha
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# No
I suddenly felt it needed more attention (being vain) and gave it a thread of it's own.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# aww
you made it 150 pixels tall
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# It's fun to stay at the \o/ /o\ /o/ /o\
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Have you sponged
the dark?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Yes
.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:47, archived)
# with many friends?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# a spong in the hand
is as good as a spong in the bush.
that's right isn't it?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Can I really not do any bvetter than this?
Where has all my hummus gone?


This must be further devine retribution for something.
Earlier, I dropped a beautiful roast dinner all over the floor.
/gutted
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# for some reason that is very

to me.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Your Woo
is making me nervous.
I keep expecting it to pop.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# now
there's an idea...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Is that Terry Gilliam?
8O
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Aye
it be the man himself.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Hoooraaay!
Terry is our daddy!
8)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# But he always
forgets our birthdays.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# It would be cool if he posted here!
Or at least he should be interviewed by some betan!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I think its
been mentioned. but I dunno if anyone chased it.
He seemed happy enough to talk to Dom Joly, so I dont see why not.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# yeah but
you have his email address?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Hello there!
Good to see you!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Hello
missus
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I love
JustHere4Coffee... did you notice?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# THREAD JACK sorry
How do you transfer money into Rob account???...I'm only a kid so I don't understand this new bank stuff...I've just moved from having a kiddies savings account ffs
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# The most basic way
would be to print out his bank details and go into a local branch.

Some of us older folks can do such things through websites, but that usually requires a current account...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# right...I get ya
...but I'm not really a kid....I just don't get this bank stuff really lol.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:38, archived)
# well
you give the money to a bank.
You think they are keeping it safe, but in reality they are investing it on the stockmarket. This makes them money. They then give some of this back as interest. They also lend money to other people, charge interest on that, and earn money that way.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# When I got my first account
I tried to use as many different coins as possible to make it more 'interesting'... I was most upset when my mum explained what 'interest' meant and that small change had to be bagged according to denomination...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48, archived)
# hehehe
for some reason i don't think you are joking :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# You KNOW
I'm not.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:57, archived)
# I did it
through Paypal.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)
# You
are twisting my melon, man.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# nowt wrong
with that lad ! , most woosome !
however , there is much wrong in dropping a roast dinner..........for shame
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# You should have seen me
I kicked some wardrobes and shouted like a right sweary mary.
I felt ridiculous standing there covered in gravy.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ridiculous
yet strangely aroused?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# um
yeah
in a way.
I think my lady liked it.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Did she help you clean it off?
Gravy as an aphrodesiac, tonight on Springer!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Gravy and tangy cheese Doritos
seems to work with "the ladies".
I have never tried this, really
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Nah,
you just hope someone will pass you a towel...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# I remember dropping a pizza
wot I made myself from scratch and a luvverly Czech beer all over the stairs...
...I busted my hand punching it.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# how strange
i did exactly the same thing with a pizza i had made too. i nearly cried
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Cool, an excuse to premiere this:

I wooyay your wooyay, Sir!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Ah fresh out the pan....
He looks like he hates his job.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Oh, he does, he does!
Psst: it's Charlton Heston in Soylent Green... which is what's on the conveyor!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Hi
cockalorum
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# woo yay to your woo yay
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Does this mean that
Woo Yay is peeeeeeeeeeeeepuuuuuuuuuuuuuul?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Sure does...
Millions of people every day are consumed by WooYay... Help end this needless waste, submit kittens to B3ta today!

I found the source while grabbing stuff for my earlier flop-pic; originally I wanted a nice multi-frame anim but I couldn't get the hummus and the filesize to match my expectations.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I've done my duty then.
Just submitted my kitten for the day.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51, archived)
# heh heh
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)
# YES!
Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)
# anyone want a chunk


of my cacanut?

The tree has been Bounty-full this year :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# JOIN THE CAMPAGN!
Sick of seeing poo pics?

Strike now for a poo free website!
Apologies if this counts as a flame, but I am severely revolted by poo pics.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# nob
that is all.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ooo
rhyming
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# That very poo has starred in
one of my front-pagers. It's like a good-luck charm as far as I'm concerned.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# and
it's sooooo creamy !
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I second that
no more poo pics please!

Join the campaign Here
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Naughty curry monster
I like poo pictures. Just so long as smellovision never comes to the interweb.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:44, archived)
# poo?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)
# That kid eating poo
is really good. It's so true to life.. Well of my kids anyway..
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)
# i
agree
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I
concur.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# What? how can we get rid of that poo?
It's... It's almost like McCrick or No-Hands!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# no more poo
that is all
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# well
I can't claim to be horribly offended.
But I don't find them particularly entertaining.

That is all.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Favourite food
of these:
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ooh
subtle :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)
# the top
of his beak looks like a turd
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34, archived)
# does it?
thanks mate :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hehehe
;)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42, archived)
# That'll be because he is a
POOCAN!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45, archived)
# ooooh
nice excuse for a repost!


toucan play at that game...
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I think you've reposted that before
AND used that same joke...woo yay on ya
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:35, archived)
# I didn't remember
reposting it, but the pun was an absolute sitter - I just had to have it!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36, archived)
# maybe wasn't you then
HEY, I'M NO FNORD!!! So I can't remember these things.

But yes, The pun was a good one
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:40, archived)
# it probably was
my er, thingummy isn't what it used to be
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# but
it deserves it and it's not troubling a new thread, so there.
I like it very much :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Evidently that's the
milk chocolate version :)
Woooo etc!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:25, archived)
# well it bounty
Said in gordie accent
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Wye Aye.
Up the Wolves... twats.
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Aaaargh!
I'll never eat a Bounty again!!!
But Woo! anyway!
8)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:29, archived)
# seeing as i missed 100
heres to my 200th post



heres bigger

i have a bigger version but dont think you'd like that
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:21, archived)
# aah, the monkeys
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:22, archived)
# .
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:28, archived)
# is 200 worth celebrating?
?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# it is
to me :)
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Make it
a clicky, for the hell of it.

And woo!
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Jolly well done.
Will there be a nice cake with candles?
(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:24, archived)
# yus there will be
here

(, Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:33, archived)

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