
clearly she's on a hunger strike too.
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have you a linky to the sunbather? that would really help my m3tab3tan gif.
sorry, very Woo, by the Yay
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sorry, very Woo, by the Yay

It´s such an easy thing:
Just visit
this very long link here
and you´ll get the music that makes you fly high, higher, far away from this small planet!
Peace!
DJ Hetz Hudson
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36,
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Just visit
this very long link here
and you´ll get the music that makes you fly high, higher, far away from this small planet!
Peace!
DJ Hetz Hudson

I guess it's kind of sad,
That DJ Hetz Hudson's spam,
Is the best we've ever had.
Mad World....
Mad World....
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:49,
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That DJ Hetz Hudson's spam,
Is the best we've ever had.
Mad World....
Mad World....

The dreams where Archer's lying
Turned out I wasn't asleep after all.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:53,
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Turned out I wasn't asleep after all.

is chairman of the board of my work. I don't trust her at all..
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:19,
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...I suppose he's polite and all...
Let's hope Dave Pearce finds him before the Spam Police do...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:44,
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Let's hope Dave Pearce finds him before the Spam Police do...

that this isn't a boarder taking the piss.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:59,
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That would be like finding out Santa doesn't exist! :(
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:14,
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That is a swoop herb pic. Mmmmmmm. Class!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37,
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Just that the self same thing has already been done... A shame, but it happens, right?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:39,
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and now I understand
/smacks self upside the head
Forgive me, I'm still almost a virgin here...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:42,
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/smacks self upside the head
Forgive me, I'm still almost a virgin here...

having the same idea as someone else isn't a glasscock though.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:46,
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was to do a picture of a glass cock.
obviously ;¬p
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48,
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obviously ;¬p

And I didn't exactly call it a glass cock, only something equivalent...
The alternative (which I've no hope of spazzing) is sketched in 3D with Xs on each face, other than that it might even be the same source - it's difficult to know what's glass and what's not.
Oh, and I'm newish too, so now worries there.
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The alternative (which I've no hope of spazzing) is sketched in 3D with Xs on each face, other than that it might even be the same source - it's difficult to know what's glass and what's not.
Oh, and I'm newish too, so now worries there.

what happened has happened longer than a year ago, it's allowed to be funny now.
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but that's a great idea!
Note to White House lawyers: this is a fucking parody, ok? No arresting us like that poor kid who wore a "Not My President" t-shirt, ok? Facists...
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Note to White House lawyers: this is a fucking parody, ok? No arresting us like that poor kid who wore a "Not My President" t-shirt, ok? Facists...

i wonder if you can download that NOFX song about Bush yet? i can't remember what it's called. they played it at reading...
*got it. the idiot son of an asshole...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:01,
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*got it. the idiot son of an asshole...

Did you see what I did there...?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:42,
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anyone with a penguin to english dictionary, please look up parp...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:33,
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hehehe, just noticed that lady peeking out from one of the guards, nice :)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:34,
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Tres Chick...

fucking typo...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36,
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fucking typo...

I'm sooo pleased to see that, I may explode!
(the great big roast I just ate may also contribute to that too)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:46,
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(the great big roast I just ate may also contribute to that too)

I was wondering about all this Parp business.
Well done for being silly.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:48,
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Well done for being silly.

that there is no Nobel Prize for animal flatulence. I'd award you my new picture, but it is for telling people off.
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trying to teach my mum basic html...she just doesnt understand. plus i am having one of my moments of stupendous non-confidence in myself. got no money, want to write music and record it, dont even think its that good, want to write comedy, dont feel attractive, girl wont go out with me, all my friends are back at uni, most of them have turned into dicks, cant stand my family, dad always pushing negativity on me. cheer me up. now.
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meanie! Aaaww.
Is it me, or is it frighteningly quiet round here? Hello?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:15,
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Is it me, or is it frighteningly quiet round here? Hello?

you replied just in time for me to sign off! I must go for wine/whine with my neighbour. I will be pissed when I return. Goody!
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Anim. deemed "NSFW" - but almost guaranteed to put a smile on your face...
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but apparently the fact that if you just glance you only notice she's nekkid counts it as NSFW!
Still, it's nice to have something marked "banned" :-D And if I feel the need for norkage, there's always Miss Bouncy...
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Still, it's nice to have something marked "banned" :-D And if I feel the need for norkage, there's always Miss Bouncy...

Don't you know it's impolite to ask a lady to hand over her beer?
They're mine, all mine... well, mostly hers, but I get a go too!
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They're mine, all mine... well, mostly hers, but I get a go too!

i like lager...i like tits...but there are a certain pair that are just out of my reach...god im such a failure

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at least give a link to one where you could read the caption: pangea.stanford.edu/GES41L/motivation/failure.gif
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yeah well i can read it from here, so just shove it up your botty
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:37,
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you cant see the little bit of writing underneath "for when your best just isnt good enough" these pictures are ace. a welcome antidote to them bollocks that are put up in staff rooms nationwide...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36,
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They look just like the posters you can buy from Despair.com. I do hope no-one's been naughty enough to steal them...
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I must say I like these muchly...
Woo! Yay! Hoopla! to your woo yay!
*edit* And I like the bond pun too! Woo!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:23,
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Woo! Yay! Hoopla! to your woo yay!
*edit* And I like the bond pun too! Woo!

i'm knackered so i'm going for an early nights kip.
cya in the morning lads and ladies
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:00,
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cya in the morning lads and ladies

that push of into oblivion a pic/video that took hours of work to make.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06,
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You still have a chance to redeem things by deleting this thread ;)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:07,
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is more mods who don't surf only at night or on work days... Has anything been FPed since 5 this morning?
Edit: well, it has now, but it hadn't been while it was being posted was it?!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09,
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Edit: well, it has now, but it hadn't been while it was being posted was it?!

don't delete stuff just 'cause there's no picture attached. That would be silly.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:28,
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but they can delete the ones that are posted by accident by unregistered peeps and stuff...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41,
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more or less...
How does this save the thread?
bye bye Bats! come back soooon!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:17,
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How does this save the thread?
bye bye Bats! come back soooon!

is better in the one post, than having four different posts.
or something
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:22,
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or something

just to tell us.
An example of what you can add to current threads rather than start a new one :)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:25,
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An example of what you can add to current threads rather than start a new one :)

but it's not really necessary.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:36,
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Good, no releasing of a 'Director's Cut' of mine later on then..
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:41,
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an answer to your question? i was just replying and the thread disappeared
i've got some text books from uni that might help
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:25,
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i've got some text books from uni that might help

by some anonymous benefactor who shall get rewarded at a later date... >:-D
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:27,
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*edit* this'll confuse the Spazz'ers :-)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:30,
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Oh, to that question? Dunno, I just gave a link to the info off some page I Googled.

yup still cudnt find it, it made the frontpage is that helps
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DJ Hetz Hudson presents his first
Members-Club-Fan-TShirt Edition!!!
Furthermore you can find many new party-pictures of DJ Hetz Hudson´s Speedcore-Party
in Italy!!!
Just visit
www.geocities.com/hetzhudson/page2/galerie.htm
and you will see the real underground of club music!
Happy New Year & Never Forget:
SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE
Peace!
DJ Hetz Hudson
www.hetzhudson.de.vu

Just look into the galerie! There you can find more information about the t-shirt, how to get one and what sizes we offer...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09,
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i'm sorry, but i can't read german.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:12,
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Write your E-Mail Adress into my guestbook, then I´ll contact you!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:14,
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your going to be sold out soon and im going to miss out :(
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:12,
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show some respect, everyone knows speedcore is the fast way of life
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03,
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first one of the year?
At least he's a friendly spammer...
*edit* woah! Multiple mind piss! ^^^^^
*edit2* Sheesh, he's been a member longer than me! 166days, that's a lot of friendly spam!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:02,
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At least he's a friendly spammer...
*edit* woah! Multiple mind piss! ^^^^^
*edit2* Sheesh, he's been a member longer than me! 166days, that's a lot of friendly spam!

You think he'll ever worked out what this site's for, though?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:04,
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don't you?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:05,
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Oh my god! I don´t know that, but tell me, where can I see these charts ya talkin about???
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:11,
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Can you describe me what means twat???
Or give me a understandable synonyme!
Do you like my t-shirt, which you can see in my gallery???
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:22,
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Or give me a understandable synonyme!
Do you like my t-shirt, which you can see in my gallery???

not twat.
Paste you T-shirt in here. there are too many pictures in you gallery
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:26,
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Paste you T-shirt in here. there are too many pictures in you gallery

female sexual reproductive organ, also known as pussy, minge, flaps, cnut, vagina, etc and so forth.
Used to describe people who spam their site on a board that really isn't anything to do with that kind of site... ¦¬Þ
My guess is that one or two people don't seem to like your occasional promotional messages - can't think why.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:33,
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Used to describe people who spam their site on a board that really isn't anything to do with that kind of site... ¦¬Þ
My guess is that one or two people don't seem to like your occasional promotional messages - can't think why.

But it was meant in an affectionate way. We love you!
I'm not kidding! I'll buy a T-shirt!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:35,
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I'm not kidding! I'll buy a T-shirt!

there were some awards www.b3ta.com/awards/ i can't remember where the results are but you came second in one of those sections. (It wasn't a favourable one.) But Weebl and Bob were in the same category i think too so good company.
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Now I´m in the hall of fame!!! Yeahhh!!!
To be the person which comes after George Willibald Bush is a cool, very cool thing...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:55,
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To be the person which comes after George Willibald Bush is a cool, very cool thing...

Write your e-mail adress into my guestbook, then I will contact you!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:57,
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Steve would practice on his mangolin.
It's shopped, really

someone posted this way back near halloween i think and i was wondering if whoever made it would post it gain or tell me where i can find it
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:53,
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;) Only joking, have you tried using the search for messages link at the top of the page?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:56,
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yup still cudnt find it, it made the frontpage if that helps
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01,
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so u know where it is or just know it, cuz i dont really use the message board i was wondering if theres anyway of searching through the front page pictures
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:09,
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you might get luck and have the particular front page cached in google's cache.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:18,
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release a rare photograph of Edward VIII and Mrs. Simpson:

Someone must have done this before, right?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51,
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Someone must have done this before, right?

he'd land on his feet in the end...

he still found the free fall unpleasant.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48,
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he still found the free fall unpleasant.

to hit the ground.
bah me and my twisted mind.
EDIT: I forgot to say it was ace sorry
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:50,
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bah me and my twisted mind.
EDIT: I forgot to say it was ace sorry

is spoon around?
it was her, i'm sure of it.
Click her profile and see, i bet it's there.
(EDIT: Umm.. maybe not.) There's too many monkeys...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:57,
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it was her, i'm sure of it.
Click her profile and see, i bet it's there.
(EDIT: Umm.. maybe not.) There's too many monkeys...

a cat levitating a mouse anim.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01,
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Only 20 frames in so far, but a long way to go!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:05,
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But I recall seeing it a few days/weeks/unknown amount of time ago.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:08,
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As a product of the American school system, my native language is not what you call "English", and thus not always entirely correct. My most humble of apologies, Sir. ;)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:06,
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whisker action!
Woo!
*edit* Miiiinnnndddd piiisssssss!!!! ^^^
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51,
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Woo!
*edit* Miiiinnnndddd piiisssssss!!!! ^^^

people will begin to suspect the truth...
or maybe even that we're the same person!
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or maybe even that we're the same person!

that you're not the same person 'cos then your post count will REALLY be scarey considering how long you've not been members for!
As for being a couple, I think that'd be kinda sweet...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:47,
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As for being a couple, I think that'd be kinda sweet...

He doesn't die! and due to the cyclic tendencies of anims, even if he did die he'd reincarnate! Huzzah!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:54,
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managed to disprove the "cats land on feet" theorem while I was making this when he fell of the sofa and landed on his back. If this had been him, he would've just hovered above the floor forever, rather than having to sulk off all embarrased like.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:58,
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sounds like you've been strapping butturd toast to its back again
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*places the gimp in the recycle bin*

I'll eat whatever's left of that cat!
Woo to the Yay!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 21:03,
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Woo to the Yay!

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it made me laugh and splurt orange juice on my monitor
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:49,
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Hardly worth it. But look what I did with the dimensions. Wasn't that clever?

but does he get extra credit for a repost?
scroll RIGHT down the board...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46,
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scroll RIGHT down the board...

but then I moved it up here and deleted the original. I'm sorry.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:51,
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I suddenly felt it needed more attention (being vain) and gave it a thread of it's own.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03,
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is as good as a spong in the bush.
that's right isn't it?
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:01,
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that's right isn't it?

Where has all my hummus gone?

This must be further devine retribution for something.
Earlier, I dropped a beautiful roast dinner all over the floor.
/gutted
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:28,
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This must be further devine retribution for something.
Earlier, I dropped a beautiful roast dinner all over the floor.
/gutted

Or at least he should be interviewed by some betan!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:38,
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been mentioned. but I dunno if anyone chased it.
He seemed happy enough to talk to Dom Joly, so I dont see why not.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:40,
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He seemed happy enough to talk to Dom Joly, so I dont see why not.

How do you transfer money into Rob account???...I'm only a kid so I don't understand this new bank stuff...I've just moved from having a kiddies savings account ffs
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34,
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would be to print out his bank details and go into a local branch.
Some of us older folks can do such things through websites, but that usually requires a current account...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36,
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Some of us older folks can do such things through websites, but that usually requires a current account...

...but I'm not really a kid....I just don't get this bank stuff really lol.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:38,
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you give the money to a bank.
You think they are keeping it safe, but in reality they are investing it on the stockmarket. This makes them money. They then give some of this back as interest. They also lend money to other people, charge interest on that, and earn money that way.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:45,
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You think they are keeping it safe, but in reality they are investing it on the stockmarket. This makes them money. They then give some of this back as interest. They also lend money to other people, charge interest on that, and earn money that way.

I tried to use as many different coins as possible to make it more 'interesting'... I was most upset when my mum explained what 'interest' meant and that small change had to be bagged according to denomination...
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:48,
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with that lad ! , most woosome !
however , there is much wrong in dropping a roast dinner..........for shame
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34,
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however , there is much wrong in dropping a roast dinner..........for shame

I kicked some wardrobes and shouted like a right sweary mary.
I felt ridiculous standing there covered in gravy.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36,
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I felt ridiculous standing there covered in gravy.

Gravy as an aphrodesiac, tonight on Springer!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42,
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seems to work with "the ladies".
I have never tried this, really
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:43,
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I have never tried this, really

wot I made myself from scratch and a luvverly Czech beer all over the stairs...
...I busted my hand punching it.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:42,
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...I busted my hand punching it.

i did exactly the same thing with a pizza i had made too. i nearly cried
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:52,
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Psst: it's Charlton Heston in Soylent Green... which is what's on the conveyor!
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Millions of people every day are consumed by WooYay... Help end this needless waste, submit kittens to B3ta today!
I found the source while grabbing stuff for my earlier flop-pic; originally I wanted a nice multi-frame anim but I couldn't get the hummus and the filesize to match my expectations.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46,
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I found the source while grabbing stuff for my earlier flop-pic; originally I wanted a nice multi-frame anim but I couldn't get the hummus and the filesize to match my expectations.


of my cacanut?
The tree has been Bounty-full this year :)

Sick of seeing poo pics?
Strike now for a poo free website!
Apologies if this counts as a flame, but I am severely revolted by poo pics.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:24,
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Strike now for a poo free website!
Apologies if this counts as a flame, but I am severely revolted by poo pics.

one of my front-pagers. It's like a good-luck charm as far as I'm concerned.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:29,
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I like poo pictures. Just so long as smellovision never comes to the interweb.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:44,
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is really good. It's so true to life.. Well of my kids anyway..
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 20:03,
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It's... It's almost like McCrick or No-Hands!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:34,
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I can't claim to be horribly offended.
But I don't find them particularly entertaining.
That is all.
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:37,
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But I don't find them particularly entertaining.
That is all.

AND used that same joke...woo yay on ya
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:35,
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reposting it, but the pun was an absolute sitter - I just had to have it!
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:36,
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HEY, I'M NO FNORD!!! So I can't remember these things.
But yes, The pun was a good one
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:40,
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But yes, The pun was a good one

it deserves it and it's not troubling a new thread, so there.
I like it very much :)
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:46,
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I like it very much :)

heres to my 200th post

heres bigger
i have a bigger version but dont think you'd like that
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Sun 5 Jan 2003, 19:21,
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heres bigger
i have a bigger version but dont think you'd like that
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