one of hugo_rune's mates went into a shop and bought a packet of fags
then the man behind the desk looked at him and shouted, really strangely
"YOU LIKE BAG? YOU LIKE A BAG PLEASE?" and hugo came on here and told everyone.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:19,
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"YOU LIKE BAG? YOU LIKE A BAG PLEASE?" and hugo came on here and told everyone.
or so i understand
popt_art's just up there a bit, ask her, she'll know.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:21,
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that's about the size of it
cept it's one of hugo_s coworkers who is also a sometime boarder called Mad_Mich... the wanker :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:21,
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i just saved that and zoomed in.
i now have your username and password
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:11,
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i third that
anyone who's name means Blackhead is alright in my book. people named after facial blemishes for president!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:09,
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...or did you mean
George Plus, like George Sr. but with more propaganda psi?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:32,
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Awwww
he wuvs you!
definitely gets my vote.
Nice beanie, by the way.
edit: but his head's not black..?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:10,
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definitely gets my vote.
Nice beanie, by the way.
edit: but his head's not black..?
how do you know?
you can't see most of it!
and anyway, my german isn't too hot. ;)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:11,
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and anyway, my german isn't too hot. ;)
The first trip through the Stargate
was surprisingly disappointing.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:03,
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whiskey...meet monitor...
ah so much more civilised when not at work.. tea... whiskey.. tea... whiskey
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:06,
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It's an RS2000.
...just like Bodie used to drive... or was it Doyle.
The curly haired one.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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The curly haired one.
i'm off to play computer games
like the grown-up married father-of-two that i am
catch u all later.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:08,
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catch u all later.
Martin Shaw's character...
...had a white Escort RS 2000 in one of the series.
My Dad had a white escort 1300 estate at the time. It fucking ROCKED!
Not that it was good, the shocks were jut knackered. ha ha ha ha
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:12,
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My Dad had a white escort 1300 estate at the time. It fucking ROCKED!
Not that it was good, the shocks were jut knackered. ha ha ha ha
Aargh I am so very close
but I cant just mindlessly post til 2000.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:07,
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hi
sorry, but I was just lurking by and thought I'd idly post to see what condition my postaging is in...
only 632, maybe I should participate more, but ya all are way more funnier than I am!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:24,
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only 632, maybe I should participate more, but ya all are way more funnier than I am!
Excuse me
But aren't you the chap behind the cheese counter in Sainsbury's?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:02,
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Are they strictly monkeys?
(Look like some kind of marsupial to me)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:18,
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just remember where to send the royalty cheques
joel you fucking rock. and PUFFINS rock too. woo to that!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:03,
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oh dear lord
you've done it again. You've made me laugh. And I got snot all over my monitor. Great job!
Edit: And I'm not kidding. I've got a cold.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:03,
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Edit: And I'm not kidding. I've got a cold.
Woo!
Spongmonkey's back!
type spongmonkey in the B3ta search ppl for some background :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:10,
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type spongmonkey in the B3ta search ppl for some background :)
Awe-inspiring as always
Just had my staff standing around my PC monitor in utter bewilderment followed immediately by hilarity.
Go the spong-monkeys.. a nice piece of insanity before lunch!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:14,
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Go the spong-monkeys.. a nice piece of insanity before lunch!
Oh
My
That, as they say, is fuckin' AWESOME!
Cowabunga dude, have a wooyay!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:00,
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That, as they say, is fuckin' AWESOME!
Cowabunga dude, have a wooyay!
Everybody does
That's why my next one is going to be done in Assembler :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:19,
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I have to admit..
I dug out the sountrack and read through the lyrics..it's been a while since I watched it!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:12,
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Did I ask this before...?
And is that the DirectX 8 teappot thingumy?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:12,
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Heheh.
Well, obviously converted to nice GL libs afterwards :o)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:15,
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Is it?
Why is it presented as a graphic in the DirectX 8 SDK?
Why is it games are still using DirectX graphics?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:16,
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Why is it games are still using DirectX graphics?
A) It's in the SDK cos it's a classic model
Originally probably from the thing before OpenGL
B) Dunno...like BA, I aint got time for no games....I'm on the jazz man!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:19,
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B) Dunno...like BA, I aint got time for no games....I'm on the jazz man!
Sorry for this ...
best you just look somewhere else for a bit.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:52,
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that is WOOsome
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:04,
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It might be the lemmings midi file...
...does mine work? Knight rider may work better ;-)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:02,
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nope... another crash
i got message board as my home page so it comes straight back here :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:05,
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I must confess
I was waiting for something else to inflate in a NSFW kind of way...
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:53,
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Chris Farley ruled...
occasionally embarassing to watch, but that was his hook - yet another ex-SNL cast member lost to the world.
wooyay to the pic
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:51,
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wooyay to the pic
I thought for a moment
that that was just MY reflection on the screen! Nice one indeed
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:56,
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Phil mitchel as a baby - PLEASE
Hi, lurker here. I read the site all the time, and i love u guys. VERY funny.
PLEASE can u repost the phil mitchel as a baby.
Thank you. SOrry to waste ur time.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:43,
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PLEASE can u repost the phil mitchel as a baby.
Thank you. SOrry to waste ur time.
that's the truth!
it's a bit of a shock sometimes when you remember!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:48,
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hello you!
actually, i always wonder just how many people lurk on the board, and what they make of the novelty days, like today, or pirate day...
i signed up to b3ta for quite some time before realised there was a board... i thought it was like a static board... which it's not, it's much more like a chat really.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:58,
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i signed up to b3ta for quite some time before realised there was a board... i thought it was like a static board... which it's not, it's much more like a chat really.
I lurked
for about 6 months before I started submitting.
I thought it was just a bit cliquey [spelt ?] so didn't want to get involved.
not sure if I was ever proved wrong
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:06,
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I thought it was just a bit cliquey [spelt ?] so didn't want to get involved.
not sure if I was ever proved wrong
ah bollocks to that
it's like any other community, but perhaps a bit nicer, most of the time!
:)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:17,
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:)
yes
beware kids.. fuzzbucket is a fucker.. or so he alleges.. it's not the word from the girls in the shower... :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:25,
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oh
christ - that's the first time i've seen that - it's horrible !
but in a 'woo' and 'yay' type fashion ! LOL
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:48,
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but in a 'woo' and 'yay' type fashion ! LOL
yes we were all babies once...
(edit) i do hope that that was what Mr/Ms lurker was after, otherwise i look like a total megalomaniac...
if it is, then i feel utterly woo to have a weepost by special request!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:49,
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(edit) i do hope that that was what Mr/Ms lurker was after, otherwise i look like a total megalomaniac...
if it is, then i feel utterly woo to have a weepost by special request!
if
i have children that are born looking like phil mitchell...
i may have to eat them...
or something...
EDIT: if it's not what he was after - i thank you anyway for the repost - i can never be bothered to spazz.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:55,
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i may have to eat them...
or something...
EDIT: if it's not what he was after - i thank you anyway for the repost - i can never be bothered to spazz.
*curtsey*
it's a weepost of a weepost actually.. but it was topical in a thread earlier!
doncha love it when you have an excuse?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:00,
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doncha love it when you have an excuse?
I signed up
Thanks for that, i figured out how to search now.
Hopefully one day i might actualy get a computer of my own and put fartoshop on it.
Cheers. Keep up the good work
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:10,
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Hopefully one day i might actualy get a computer of my own and put fartoshop on it.
Cheers. Keep up the good work
wooooooooooo!
welcome in!
hurrah and thanks!
(chuffed)
(edit) and rah too that you are in london, come to the next bash!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:12,
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hurrah and thanks!
(chuffed)
(edit) and rah too that you are in london, come to the next bash!
Bugger I've forgotten
You're all right
Best Milk
George Breast
Breast is Best
Bestfeeding
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:48,
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Best Milk
George Breast
Breast is Best
Bestfeeding
"Share pie.
If you make or buy a pie, share it. By its very nature, pie is meant to be eaten with others. "
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:41,
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Sweeny and Todd's here I come.
And if you understand that then you`ll know what town I`m in.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:41,
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Sad news:
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/2683771.stm
Werbeniuk's last professional match was his 10-1 defeat to Nigel Bond in the preliminary rounds of the 1990 world championship.
Afterwards he declared: "I've had 24 pints of extra strong lager and eight double vodkas and I'm still not drunk."
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:43,
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Werbeniuk's last professional match was his 10-1 defeat to Nigel Bond in the preliminary rounds of the 1990 world championship.
Afterwards he declared: "I've had 24 pints of extra strong lager and eight double vodkas and I'm still not drunk."
Yes v sad
And we shall be celebrating National Pie Day in his memory. After all, he was the one that ate all the pies.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:45,
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What
a man. I've had half a bottle of wine and i'm slightly tipsy.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:46,
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they knew it was a mistake using D3D for the matrix
i know it sucks
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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i know it sucks
No matter how much they tried
Love Hearts Inc. just couldn't cope in todays market.
be kind first post...
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:36,
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Love Hearts Inc. just couldn't cope in todays market.
be kind first post...
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