Marvel Oust
Possibly a wee bit fast, but considering how long it took you to make it's excellent!
Ah, more harddrive space lost to b3ta goodness!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:05,
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Ah, more harddrive space lost to b3ta goodness!
As the previous pic's already in the spazz
editing it might not have been noticed?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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here we see
a very rare fossil indeed
clickness for bigness
they went the way of all ideas before their time....
but mark my words...they'll be back....
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:01,
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clickness for bigness
they went the way of all ideas before their time....
but mark my words...they'll be back....
Surreal
OK, if I'm asked to explain this, it *may* be tricky...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:01,
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OK, if I'm asked to explain this, it *may* be tricky...
Thank God!
Started as a joke - mate Paint'ed me head onto the time machine, also while I was learning to 'shop - took out all the surfers on the beach. Next thing you know it escalated - you know the wierd stuff you do while you're learning. (I still am) ;)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:09,
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Blinky!...nooooooooooooooooooooo
*Thread Jack*
Human: do you do pot noodle
G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of pot noodle
.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:05,
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Human: do you do pot noodle
G. Bot: Yeah I do a lot of pot noodle
.
random b3ta poster : heh! look, if you type stuff in to this g-bot thing it says stuff back
munkt0n : I don't fucking care
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:08,
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munkt0n : I don't fucking care
it's all very glasscock
surely people have seen stuff like eliza before?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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yep
but i still find it very funny, as do a lot of people.
At least i didn't waste a thread with it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:13,
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At least i didn't waste a thread with it.
yeah
but this one builds a database from what other people tell it, so you can get some wonderfully weird responses
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:15,
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i suppose having done many artificial intelligence
courses i don't find it interesting any more... ho hum ;)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:19,
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not me
hence me liking. was eliza in the 90's? quite a few peeps won't remember it then, as they were babies/drunk/drunk babies then.
the novelty will wear off, don't worry.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:21,
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the novelty will wear off, don't worry.
I used a copy of elize
In the EMACS text editor in 1993.
So it must be WAY older than that.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:29,
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So it must be WAY older than that.
it's not really that good
is that the one that's linked to icq - bloody thing contacted me and starting chatting!
Was impressed that it picked up my home town and started making comments about the football team though. Pity it picked the only bloke in Bolton not interested in football.
Like any other AI, it falls over badly if you start asking it 'why' questions.
An up to date Eliza would be *much* more fun
PK
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:55,
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Was impressed that it picked up my home town and started making comments about the football team though. Pity it picked the only bloke in Bolton not interested in football.
Like any other AI, it falls over badly if you start asking it 'why' questions.
An up to date Eliza would be *much* more fun
PK
:P
Human: What do you think of Munkt9n?
G:bot: he is a grumpy sausage and smells of cabbages!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:14,
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G:bot: he is a grumpy sausage and smells of cabbages!
ha!
Human: What do you think of curry_monster?
G:bot: he is wanted for pun crimes
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:17,
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G:bot: he is wanted for pun crimes
bugger
even the bots are after me!
I must have been very cybernaughty! :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:19,
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I must have been very cybernaughty! :)
You don't know
anything anymore?
So, it worked.
La la la la la la.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:30,
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So, it worked.
La la la la la la.
Woo!
I nearly did that with Anthony Worral-Thompson.
The I did this instead. Which is a bit strange.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:12,
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The I did this instead. Which is a bit strange.
While his team wasn't looking,
Dubya was snapped making his B3ta entry..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:00,
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my 'chick' is lovely.
It also depends where you look. All b3ta chicks are gorgeous, we're told.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:06,
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My bird is sooper smashing
and I'm sure all the skirt on B3TA are just lovely
Ha. Ho. hum. er...
sorry, only joking
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:10,
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Ha. Ho. hum. er...
sorry, only joking
So whats less annoying:
1) Bird
2) Skirt
3) Chick
I'm out around Darlington tonight and its something I'd hate to get wrong.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:11,
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2) Skirt
3) Chick
I'm out around Darlington tonight and its something I'd hate to get wrong.
heh
you need to spend some time in Texas.
it'll change your mind about their rarity.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 18:20,
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it'll change your mind about their rarity.
And from this picture
you can plainly see what happens if you don't wear a bra...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:12,
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Ooooh you Trekkie!
EDIT:
I have made my own bot here
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=85531c393e346d35
with a b3tan twist. Just don't ask where it lives or what it does for fun!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:56,
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I have made my own bot here
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=85531c393e346d35
with a b3tan twist. Just don't ask where it lives or what it does for fun!
he he he
Human: fuck it
Munt: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because i'm a cunt!
Munt: That makes sense to me. You are a cunt? Does it pay well?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:02,
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Munt: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: because i'm a cunt!
Munt: That makes sense to me. You are a cunt? Does it pay well?
hee hee
Human: I am touching cloth.
Munt: Do your friends call you touching cloth.
Human: No, they call me turtle head.
Munt: Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, turtle head.
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Munt: Do your friends call you touching cloth.
Human: No, they call me turtle head.
Munt: Are you serious? I am always glad to make new friends, turtle head.
mmmm
it wasn't supposed to be a star trek icon - it was mean't to be a coat! (see!)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:13,
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tj
Human: do you like george w bush?
G. Bot: he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Human: is it ok to attack iraq
G. Bot: I don't think it is very healthy.
Human: what is that thing around your neck
G. Bot: it is a picture of my brain.
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G. Bot: he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Human: is it ok to attack iraq
G. Bot: I don't think it is very healthy.
Human: what is that thing around your neck
G. Bot: it is a picture of my brain.
Diet Update - if you care, but I'll tell you anyway.
This week I have been super good. I'll weigh in properly on monday and let you know the loss so far. I can feel the difference, I'm getting a little bit more arrogant and bitchy already.
The only little wobble was today when a wee scot's girl who does home baking brought me some Guinness cake, really thick black sweet sponge with a creamy gunness flavour icing. Fab. I took some, then gave it away. Phew!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:52,
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This week I have been super good. I'll weigh in properly on monday and let you know the loss so far. I can feel the difference, I'm getting a little bit more arrogant and bitchy already.
The only little wobble was today when a wee scot's girl who does home baking brought me some Guinness cake, really thick black sweet sponge with a creamy gunness flavour icing. Fab. I took some, then gave it away. Phew!
i know of this rumpy pumpy that you speak of
but do not ken the meaning of the words "whoopsie doopsie" sirrah?
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:57,
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Walking to my
car, and then walking from it.
No really, swimming starts next week, with a little yoga (I think).
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:54,
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No really, swimming starts next week, with a little yoga (I think).
yoga's great
I've been doing mine every morning and I like it.
Big points to you for being good - don't be tooooooo extra super good though or when you "fall off" a bit you'll be REALLY naughty. Troo fact.
[edit]That picture is ace.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:56,
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Big points to you for being good - don't be tooooooo extra super good though or when you "fall off" a bit you'll be REALLY naughty. Troo fact.
[edit]That picture is ace.
We'll see about the yoga, as I may just look like
a sack o spuds in lycra.
I'm gonna have a couple of white wine and soda's tonight (yippee). But I know what you mean. It's difficult though as I'm kind off an all or nothing type bird.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:58,
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I'm gonna have a couple of white wine and soda's tonight (yippee). But I know what you mean. It's difficult though as I'm kind off an all or nothing type bird.
blimey don't wear lycra
you need loose flowing clothing - that's the best thing about it! I just wear pigwimmies for it.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:01,
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Thanks, so kind
But I'm not really blue with black hair you know ;)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:56,
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D
amn naggit.
And I've been looking for a blue person for years.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:00,
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And I've been looking for a blue person for years.
I think it is
really unfair for you to come up with the winner so soon.
W/y/h
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 13:02,
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W/y/h
harold know they were bluffing
and he wasn't the type to crack, just by being chained up to the wall...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:47,
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Woo, with a large side of Yay please!
I love them little cars, I used to have one... Never had to beat it up though.
*goes off to google "fawtly towers car whipping"*
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:57,
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*goes off to google "fawtly towers car whipping"*
"Under the posts" - Red Hot Chilli Kittens
Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the website I live on
The home of the kittens
Earsocks and badgers
"Woo yay" we will cry
My hard drive is filling
Flash is my companion
I 'shop lots of furtives
He's one of the clan
Hugo and Spacefish
Fat Boab and The Bear
No they'll never frontpage
You know that's a lie
Newbies we all know
Say "B....3....T....A"
Posting on b3ta
post all of the day
It's hard to believe
That Fnord's always on there
It's hard to believe
That he's never alone
At least there's the Kaiser
His bulbs flash with frenzy
Zog's 'shopped a Domo
"Woo yay" we will cry
Newbies we all know
Say "B....3....T....A"
Posting on b3ta
post all of the day
Under the posts down spaz
Is where I drew some stuff
Under the posts down spaz
They can't get enough
Under the posts down spaz
Penguins drawn with love
Under the posts down spaz
I’ve ’Shopped my life away
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:44,
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Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the website I live on
The home of the kittens
Earsocks and badgers
"Woo yay" we will cry
My hard drive is filling
Flash is my companion
I 'shop lots of furtives
He's one of the clan
Hugo and Spacefish
Fat Boab and The Bear
No they'll never frontpage
You know that's a lie
Newbies we all know
Say "B....3....T....A"
Posting on b3ta
post all of the day
It's hard to believe
That Fnord's always on there
It's hard to believe
That he's never alone
At least there's the Kaiser
His bulbs flash with frenzy
Zog's 'shopped a Domo
"Woo yay" we will cry
Newbies we all know
Say "B....3....T....A"
Posting on b3ta
post all of the day
Under the posts down spaz
Is where I drew some stuff
Under the posts down spaz
They can't get enough
Under the posts down spaz
Penguins drawn with love
Under the posts down spaz
I’ve ’Shopped my life away
Yeah! Yeah!
Wooooooooooow Woooooooooooow Arrrrr yeah, i say hell yeah!!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:50,
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WYH
But isn't it "spazz" with 2 Zs?
Thread Derailed, Railtrack warned.
Human: Show us your tits.
G.Bot: Look to you left.
Human: They're not there...
G.Bot: Do you think they ever could be?
Human: How deep is your love?
G.Bot: Very deep, and cold too.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:52,
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Thread Derailed, Railtrack warned.
Human: Show us your tits.
G.Bot: Look to you left.
Human: They're not there...
G.Bot: Do you think they ever could be?
Human: How deep is your love?
G.Bot: Very deep, and cold too.
I just had this conversation
Human: do you want it?
G. Bot: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: put it in you
G. Bot: OK I will put it there.
She's a SLUT!
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:54,
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G. Bot: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: put it in you
G. Bot: OK I will put it there.
She's a SLUT!
I know, and apologies as
its an uber-recent re-posting, but this little guy should definately be extinct..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:43,
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oh
do i enter it somewhere else?
and here i was thinking they picked them off the board
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:44,
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and here i was thinking they picked them off the board
click edit
and where it says "this is a normal post" change it to this is "something that is sadly extinct".
The challenge is judged from the page linked to on the front of b3ta.
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:46,
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The challenge is judged from the page linked to on the front of b3ta.
As if
I didn't have enough nightmares the first time you posted that. :-)
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Sat 25 Jan 2003, 3:06,
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Couldn't resist
/nob gags.
respect to www.b3ta.com/board/714485
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:40,
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/nob gags.
respect to www.b3ta.com/board/714485
Threadjack...
...Where's this G.Bot thing then? I've looked through the spazz, but I'm at work and haven't got long before I'm forced into the pub...
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:42,
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bandwagon and frontpage in one day
need to lie down now.
*snif* - I love you guys!
Think I'll treat myself to a pie from the farm shop
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:43,
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*snif* - I love you guys!
Think I'll treat myself to a pie from the farm shop
the elephant monkey was a great hit in the 20's
sadly they died out..
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:38,
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hooray!
hooray for elephantmonkeys!
This is EXACTLY what I was hoping for - what a great compy. :)
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:44,
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This is EXACTLY what I was hoping for - what a great compy. :)
Deep in the vaults of the Natural History Museam lies what Scientists really believe to be the Missing Link
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Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:38,
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