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# Those crafty lionessesses
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# That's WELL good
well well good in fact
(redbrickterrace, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Oh that is lovely.
So lovely, you can have the premiere of my new woo yay...

(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# invisible zebras that say fucksocks
are very cool indeed
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The battle for survival continues...

When confroned with a hostile lifeform, the normally sedate anteater is forced to react.
(dansegar, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# that is a brutal anteater
woo!
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hooooooooooo
raaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
.
(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# that is great
robbie never learns does he?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# spoink
in case you didn't see it, just wanted to put your mind at rest. I just wanted to disassociate myself with unfluffy thoughts on a Friday afternoon...I know you had your tongue firmly in cheek mate =)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i did see it
and though i wasn't being hyper serious, i don't like to see people being casually racist about Gypsies. Sorry to have jacked your picture to bang on about my own pet hates :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I appreciated your point.
edit: I might as well have added fuel to the fire, sorry.

As with any group of people there are always bad apples.

Apologies for my own ill-thought comments!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I could watch that
for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# woooooooooooo
nick his 80 million.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that
is the best thing i have seen for ages...lots of wooage with a couple of pints of yay, speaking of which time for the pub...bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)
# eh?
www.geocities.com/DavesPieShoppey/photon3.html
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# woo
must try some of that!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# some of what?
dancing with magical orbs of light?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# eh?
x 2
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Nooo - more armourment
for the Trancing flouro-ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Doh!
"The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.
Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later."
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# GEOCITIES
DO
NOT
WORK!
sorry to shout

MSN do

(edit) i must apologise for being thick. I thought you were trying to post a pic. sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# it's not their stuff
it's some strange crap, explaining how to annoy those around you in night clubs, while thinking you are entertaining them with hand held flashing lights.
Give me the white gloves and whistle brigade any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Sadly the friendly, noble Elepant didnt last long
once Mother Nature realised the typo she'd made in her order


my pretty crap shop... (will have more soon)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# we want more elephants
repost
(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# ok!
all prepared for the rain...

linky repost
(JBoom, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] try this one on for size then

An elephant fly (of Dumbo fame)
(Maels, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# like it
well i just about seen most everything when i see.....
(bobnoxious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I
like that one
(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# hmm
me too
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Thats..
an Ele-pant ?
(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Neanderthal man


This simple warlike creature had an incredibly low IQ
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# SUPER
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# DUPER
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# LIGHTS
ARE
GONNA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# SNOOP YA
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Gonna go out
As you haven't paid the bill?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# tee hee
neanderthals actually had an average brain size slightly above modern humans
/pedant
(edit) is the flibz picture message thingy broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# better
now
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# hehe
sorry :)
i think neanderthals must have the same press agent as sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# yeah,
but they looked like mongs
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# doesn't mean they had a higher IQ does it..
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# ah
but that wasn't what Darryn's post originally said :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# No indeed it wasn't
I said they had brians the size of walnuts..

Spoon pointed out the size thing and I amended the post
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Yes
but they didn't invent hospitals, Marmite or boil-in-the-bag rice, did they?

It not the size...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# that's rather nicely done
isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# out
of the zillion images of GWB
that one is the best.
apart from my gw buther
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The now sadly missed....

...Giro-Badger.
(Blofeldt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# they will be missed on a thursday afternoon
the town center will never be the same
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# YAY!
baadgers am de bestest.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I've reached something of a milestone...


(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Bravo
have some cake
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# nice!
there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Where you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# He not know
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Down below?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Maybe so
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Does it show?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Yes, sometimes it glows
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Will it grow?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)
# no no no
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# How d'you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:54, archived)
# That's a blow
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Hey,
you buggered up the flow.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Accidentally though
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# wow wow wow
Don't strike a blow!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not like that,
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# In times of high stress
there's a line to tow.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)
# How low can you go.
How low can you go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# hooray for you!
Hello? Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I can smell it in your armpits,
I was unconcious for a while,
Tell me how to win your heart, cos I havent got a clue.
But let me start by saying, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# this place.
it does make me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# In that case
let's all do a wiggle
*goads Bovine into his rhyming thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'd really much prefer it
if you would do a jiggle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# black eyes i'd have
and I'd need a piddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'd put steak upon your black eyes
and not upon the griddle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# mmm I hope you didn't purchase
that steak from lidl?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I wouldn't get it there,
I'm sure they're on the fiddle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Je ne comprende pas
are you talking in riddles?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Of course I am Banana
Can I grab you round the middle?



I don't actually eant to do that, I'm just running out of words that ryhme.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Me too,
I am a bit grumpy so I'm trying to cheer myself up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)
# think of some funny cheese.
That always cheers me up.

And download the Baby Elephant walk and listen to it.

=)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I have
silly cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Martha
had only gone to get some more change...
(Unununium, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Oh
how true is that one!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Pygmy Anteater
had to adapt to it's environment or become extinct
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# very good
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# that is
fantastico
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# thank god that attenboroughs gone, thought the gibbon as he uncloaked his warp thrusters
(benny hedgehog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha haaa
genius.
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# woo yay!
what's with the white border though?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Other predators
found Banan-Atans very...ahem, appealing...
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# nice
i love the old man of the forest!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# WooooK
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# What about...
Orange-utans?
Too obvious?
I've got to make that later.
(MissGwen, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yikes


I dont know what the hell these are.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# WTF!
wait not WTF i mean WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# oh dear god..
*FACT* They and you are wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# that is fucked up
wonderful

WOO! to that
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# jesus
/cowers in corner
(nickstan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I think I would..
..with the one on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# It used to be
Gail Porter.

(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
# in which case it's
an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Thats exactly
what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# So long
as she's still got that lovely voice, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# oh yes..
..and those boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# someone say boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Arf.
predicatable yet still funny!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# But
we can see she still has those.
BTW Is that pre/post-natal?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I neither know
nor care.

I can't stand her.

Here's nice pic of her covered in noses:
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Now
you see, that doesn't put me off one bit.
Maybe I need help...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:57, archived)
# What about if she had a cold
and ALL of them were running?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# I would
gladly keep her supplied with tissues and a big bottle of Sinex.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# me thinks they have grown..
boob implants?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)
# nice boobies
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# nor do I...
But i think i woke up with the one on the right this morning
(benny hedgehog, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Oh Jesus God No!
These are horrendous!

Keep up the good work
(WindyMiller, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Warrgh!
Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# mad
crazy
bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# are they extinct?
put em in the compo!
they're great!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# good god
o
o
o o o o o
o
o
o
o
deliver us from evil
good work my child
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The poor push me pull you frog....
struggled to get to the breeding ground!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Ooh
thass good

(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# HURAH!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
But could it not just go f*ck itself?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# that's
ace
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] you can have stumpy again
he was lost in the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# he's dead
that's what he is
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# nope
he's back with a vengance
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I'm quite sure
some of those still work as managers in my company
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# thats
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] sadly the monkey bird had a short lived life..


as they couldn't actually fly.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# yay!
release the flying monkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# That made me spit my pot noodle
all over my desk that did........or maybe contributed to it..........fucking marvelous
(my knee hurts, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# pasta with dope
class
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
# tis the only thing I had handy
to try to get rid of my friday lunchtime stella breath when my boss lady threatened to come round (now feel pissed & sick)
(my knee hurts, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Geddit ?
(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Quite frankly
No.

WTF?
(cattleprod, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# mow-town
i guess?
(psausage76, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I am lame
It was Giant Moas. They're extinct u c
(Barry Bethal, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# that's a bit obscure
I even looked at the file name and didn't make the connection.
Though now you've made opaque for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# is that new york?
i thought it was the 'twin mowers' (twin towers? geddit)
(melvyn_purple, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)
# It's Dallas...
A sprawling mow-tropolis....
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# brilliant
well it would have been if i'd got it first time round, D'OH. too clever by half
(bobnoxious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] St Nick

he's back...i hope :\
(freddybloggspooh Smash!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# St Nick?
you mean St Anne (minus the 'i')
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# been in my head all day
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# arf
:)
(steeev, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Piss
of the mind?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yes
probly, but i had to get it of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# did you see my Shipman post earlier today
www.b3ta.com/board/715815
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# indeed i did
thats what prompted me.

i was gonna leave it as i though it had been done before, but after your post i couldn't help but go and kill some old people do some photoshopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# my
take



repost
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Asteroid, schmasteroid...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Play nicely now
!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# indeed that is a groovie cat
www.johnvile.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/download/desktop/Terragen-kitten-in-space.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# He featured in my
First ever post...Those were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# thats classic
.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

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