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Spanish people stealing lyrics

Last Monday while watching Never Mind the Buzzcocks on BBC2 (The repeat of which is coincidentally on BBC2 at the time of writing) one of the songs in the miming round was 'Rapper's Delight' by Sugarhill Gang.

I downloaded the song on Kazaa an hour ago (I know, naughty me...), and I noticed a striking resemblance between some of the lyrics in Rapper's Delight and a certain other more recent song.

I'll let you judge for yourself.
Windows Media Player 7 or higher recommended

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)

what is a wmd format

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)

It is...

Windows Media Download Package

Basically its several files bundled into one with a playlist, meaning you can download just one file instead of loads.

Should be automatically recognised by Windows Media Player

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

Asereje!

though :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:18, archived)

the 15 minute version of that

is every dj's dream. You can go to the shop, and maybe eat a pasty, and it'll still be on when you get back

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)

I remember thinking that

when I first heard that ketchup song, but I was laughed at!

I agree with you!

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Tron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:18, archived)

i thought that all along too

i'm with you!

(fatty biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)

I thought

that was what that song was all about ...

...obviously not.

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coco, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:26, archived)

The sponging was good.. but this is funnier

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)

just

swing um around!
/edit/in a Bristol fashion
w/y/h

(Bristolian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:07, archived)

Bristolian

is clearly a conniseur of Bristols :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

My god

have you no shame girl?
oh yeah, that's right

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:07, archived)

you know

I don't!!!

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

You're in good company then

neither do I!
;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

yes

yes it is

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)

Woo!

Luverly funbags!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)

*makes loud BOING sound*

:-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

yes

yes they are

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

Who's who

in that pic?

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)

K3rry, weevilgrl and Rapitinui

sweetie

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)

It's back one page

in the spazz too..

sheepshagger ;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:12, archived)

I wish mine did that

and I'm a bloke
(on a diet)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:12, archived)

hyp

notic
:)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)

you are feeeeeeeling very spongy

woo yay to the bosom, btw.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)

Wow,

I want one of those glasses of beer!

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beefandcheese, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

shake it madam

.

/capital knockers

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coco, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:21, archived)

thankyou

quite an ego boost jigglin for the interweb.

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:37, archived)

I've been watching

for 20 minutes now...can't move away from the screen...hypnotic...

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Gotham9k, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)

now

my turn to blush!

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:35, archived)

Ha!

You'll set me off again *ahem*

Edit: That sounded much filthier than I intended...

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Gotham9k, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:39, archived)

lol

rofl!!!!

carefull you'll set me off jiggling again

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)

I just checked...

you haven't stopped yet...blimey.

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Gotham9k, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)

I'll have

what she's having.

/fluff

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Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)

Just had to get this out of my system

Me & K3rry enjoying a spong on the weekend.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:05, archived)

was the NZ bash good?

I think we managed 4 simultaneous bashes this weekend

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)

Yeah

scary stuff huh.
There's more about it in K3rry's thread from a little earlier today.
I think the b3ta stickers we made worked rather well - recommended for other b3tan meets!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)

I like those stickers! If b3ta

ever goes more global than it already is we should do button badges like that!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)

I did them rather quickly the day before

and posted them on the board.
b3ta's already global!
we shall overcome!

I also found this in the spazz.. miiiinnnndd piiissssss....

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)

yeah, that was done after

the famous July 5th bash last year; I was on a high for a fortnight after that....most excellent!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:11, archived)

hehe

That's more like the real you!
It's true the camera does lie
;)

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Weevilgrl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)

Sorry

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT

Magnifying Glass!

(SkitzoMonkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)

ROFLMAO!

Keep em coming!! :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

XX? X

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

I watched The Others last night

mainly because I'd seen "The Otters" photoshop on this board. But jeez - it's a really disturbing and frightening film.

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)

Thanks ..

.. for that just totally brillo film review .. :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)

i liked it - better than sixth sense, which i thought was a bit rubbish.

I liked the fact that I saw it at the pictures with someone - when it got to the main scary bit, she asked me what had happened as she had her hands over her face the whole time.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)

I shrieked and clung to Lucy ...

.. but mostly I felt disturbed that the film offered no redemption for the characters. It was really dark.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:04, archived)

have you seen

The Ring yet? (either version). Talk about new pants time

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:05, archived)

It's good?

Tell me something about it.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

Apart from what you've already heard?

briefly, it's a good old ghost story at heart, in the Edgar Allen Poe mode, with a nice hefty twist at the end. The American version is a remake of a Japanese classic, but both of them stand up as good films, because although they have the same beginning and end, they take very different routes along the way. And, it's pants-wettingly scary, and films don't normally do that to me.

Oh, and I suppose there's not alot of point asking where you got your username is there?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:18, archived)

just looking on amazon as I type

I can find the Japanese version. Maybe I'll get it.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:19, archived)

I recommend it

there is also a prequel, and a sequel, you can probably get a DVD set, but they might not be subbed, in which case useless, unless you speak Japanese

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)

japanese version

is supposed to be better than the american one.

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)

Most originals

are better than the hollywood remake.

el Mariachi and la Femme Nikita are two recent ones that come to mind.

I still find it hard to look favourably on a people who cheer the explosions in a film...

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Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)

particularly when said explosions

(and the scenery around them) is obviously fake and probably done just outside London. I went off films years ago, and accidentally catching bits of Sleepy Hollow a while back confirmed that I'd made a good choice.
Even TV dramas went the same way a long time ago (probably round the 2nd or 3rd Prime Suspect); that new Amanda Burton shite that was on tonight.....wtf? Particularly when they showed what was going to happen tomorrow night....good job actually, saves us watching more Lynda LaPlante bollocks. Good job we have control over the OFF button :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)

saw the new version today

thought it was all right, but not a patch on the original which, frankly, scared seven shades of shite out of me ...

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coco, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

I've had it for ages

but never watched it. Mental note made.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)

but

is it worth watching?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:04, archived)

yes

it's stayed with me most of the day. Although I really want to know if the "book of the dead" idea is real. It's freaky.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)

Well

in that case, I'll rent it soon

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:07, archived)

the book of the dead idea

was actually the spookiest thing. I'd like to know if it's real too. I'm actually too scared of horror films, so that's about the scariest I'll watch in the cinema. I am a big wuss.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

I've googled it a bit

and I found some very nasty pics of victorians in coffins - but no "book of the dead"

www.gravesights.org/postmortem.htm

Don't go there unless you want nightmares.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:18, archived)

ooooh arses.

only just read te last line of your post. That is really spooky, specially the children. Actually, some one I know (Emma of the Terms and conditions) used to work in a photo place, she had to develop pics of a dead person once. Lovely.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:24, archived)

When my gran died there was a viewing thing

at the funeral parlour. Her sunken face has stayed in my dreams forever. A bad way to remember someone. Don't do it kids.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)

it is a bit of a sad thing to do

sad as in sad, not as in crap. I never saw either of my grans - my mum wouldn't let me. Best to have the good memories of them alive and all that.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)

I saw my gran the week

before she died, and that was bad enough 'cos she didn't recognise anyone. When my Nan was laid out in 'state' I didn't go in to see purely for reasons Rob says up there ^^^^^^^. Then I found out we'd got her name wrong all my life.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)

my nan used to change her name -

sometimes - like some entire years- she'd use her middle name. Apparantly, my great aunt was actually born on a totally different day to the one everyone thought, They found that out when they found her birth certificate after she died!

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:44, archived)

Yep; we found some old pictures

that had another name on the back (she was actually Jane whereas we knew her as Jean). That was 15 years ago and I still haven't asked me dad why she used another name.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:52, archived)

hehe

My nan has had several medical problems over the years what with an ongoing thyroid complaint and a stroke a few years ago. What got the family riled was when she lied about her age to the doctor! She cut about 5 years off. My mum set that straight as soon as she found out :) Holy shit nan, you're 83, what's the point in telling the doctor you're only 78?

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Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

simple answer:

pride. You've spent most of yer life trying to be older than you really are, when you get to that age you wish to fuck you were younger than you really are. I'm guessing here, but judging by the way I feel right now I think that's got to be right.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:13, archived)

that's me up all night then

anyone for coffee?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)

watch the evil dead then;

spooky but most funny at the same time.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:19, archived)

there is a "book of the dead"

it's a Tibetan religious work, I think I have a copy here somewhere, although this may be something entirely different, like the book of the dead in "Evil Dead II".

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:19, archived)

"book of dead" in the film

is a collection of photos of dead people propped up in their beds. It's utterly chilling.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:21, archived)

you don't (or didn't) buy

Bizarre magazine, did you?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:26, archived)

that's a weird mag

porn + dead people. How can a man have an honest wank to that?

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)

does open necrophilia

not count as honest?

(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)

also, it never occurred to

me that some people might find it as a wank mag....<shudder>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)

i nearly worked on the launch of that

but was desperate for a job and something else came up sooner. Has it closed now? i guess it must've...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)

really?

Surely you'd have been about 18?

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:31, archived)

nope, I was umm,

fuck knows. Hold on, left college about 94, worked for a while in blah blah, left, freelanced.. maybe about 1996? Something like that. mate of mine works for the other one, the Fortean times. (my memory is crap)

edit - I'm older than you don't forget. Rememeber how wrinkly my face is?

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)

Bizarre started in 97

with Fiona Jerome at the helm, so Pep'd have been mid 20s :) I'm only assuming it doesn't exist any more 'cos I ain't seen it on the shelves at me local newsies; last issue I got was early 2002 back when I had a job.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:42, archived)

ahh - only a year out!

I remember them talking about it, saying it would be like the fortean times, but more sexy etc etc. I think I went of and did some exhibition stuff instead or something. Lord knows.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:47, archived)

Pity, then I could tell people

that I knew someone involved with it..hehe....pity I'm not a namedropper :)
Just stuck me entire Bizarre collection on ebay tonight so we'll see if there are any collectors out there....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)

I'm probably wrong

I vaguely remember buying it in 92 - but I'm probably mixing it up with something else. Anyway - goodnight.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)

Fortean times

probably, like Pep says. Night mate.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)

yay, i saw that last night too

and yep it was bleedin scary, i knew the ending though cos someone told me, but it was still pretty good

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Mr Fancyteeth, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)

yay

i just read the story on bbc.co.uk, if any b3tans went, woo to you!

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)

first and last woo I'll ever get

for going on an all-day booze-up. Heart's in the right place though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)

yep

a few of us went - and even took a nohands sign! woo - spoons great little piccies are here : groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/march.msnw

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djdirect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)

It's good to see

that the girl in the middle is enthusiastic about her Nohands impression.

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:01, archived)

nice observation

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:05, archived)

I was going to shop

a special "Ban Nohands" demo, just for you, but it turned out to be harder than it seemed at first.

(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

he he...

.. I picked the no-hands thing too (So ur nuthin special) ;-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)

is evryone missing

the point of this pic? ;)

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)

nope, I saw it

very good, but if you have a spazz you'll see you've been b3tan to it a number of times

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:04, archived)

aha...

thanks - i avoid the spazz, 'cause i kept forgetting i was in it and wondering why the board was so slow

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)

erm

is it the privatise nhs thing?

/edit: yep, sorry it took me so long, am so so so so very tired

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)

Let's all make a B3ta effort

And go to every protest march we can. I'm gonna make a big "GOLF SALE -->" banner for the occassion!

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:17, archived)

bed time...

note to self: must not press f5... must get my act together for monday...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)

Monday starts in 14 minutes

by my watch anyway. Probably even less in board time.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)

yeah why is board

time so much faster than normal time?

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)

because

b3ta *is* the future

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)

*applauds*

:-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)

Monday finishes in ..

.. 13 hours and 9 minutes :-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)

.. but no1's commenting ..

.. so ur all obviously jealous that I'm closer to the dateline than ya'll cept Martin, Kerry and Rapituni :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)

Actually ..

I'm closer to the dateline than Martin by .. 3 inches :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)

You Shall Not

Mardi Gras!

(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:52, archived)

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 1:11, archived)

What's this?

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Leo Panthera, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:50, archived)

ROLFMAYO!

As an interesting aside, heinzbakedbeans.com hasn't been registered by anyone.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:52, archived)

I should get that one...

...i work for them

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beefandcheese, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)

AN ENORMOUS GIFT OF BEER

To anyone who can solve this problem.

I have Apache2 and PHP 4.3.0 (SAPI module) on a Windows XP system. PHP scripts process ok to the localhost Apache, but when I try to send or retrieve variables from/to a Flash 5 form using Post/Get (and I have tried using an example which works on the web ok) the variables don't get passed. Any ideas?

Here's the error.log generated when I try a simple back and forward passing variable script

PHP Notice: Undefined variable: value in C:\Program Files\Apache Group\Apache2\htdocs\middle.php on line 1
PHP Notice: Undefined variable: value in C:\Program Files\Apache Group\Apache2\htdocs\middle.php on line 9
PHP Notice: Undefined variable: value in C:\Program Files\Apache Group\Apache2\htdocs\middle.php on line 12

Any help greatly appreciated

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:59, archived)

How ..

.. are you retrieving the variables in the PHP code?

Like, are you using the shorthand, or the full $HTTP_POST_VARS[""] array?

Can you post forms from a normal HTML form to a PHP page?

And you can keep the beer :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)

something about declaring variables before you use them

I reckon. I think there is a flag which you can turn off.

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rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)

i like to

wave flags

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:05, archived)

The irritating thing

is that I discovered the answer myself when I installed the older versions of PHP and Apache, but it was 3 am and I didn't write it down. (Of course, Macromedia's site is shite all wanking bastard fucking use, I'm never paying for one of their products ever again)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)

I think it is a flag problem

though not waving, beating and smashing perhaps

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)

ain't tried 4.3.0 yet,

but with 4.2.1 you have to retrieve yer variables using $_POST["woo"] or $_GET["yay"] instead of ye olde method....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)

I used to

just make the PHP script generate the output something like this

&variablename="wankyfucksocks"

and that would work

edit: There must be a site which explains this, I've been looking and there seem to be a few methods of doing it, but some are probably for older versions?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:13, archived)

Um ..

Doesn't the & symbol indicate a pointer? And you missed a semicolon :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)

for the older versions

the system variable 'trackvariables' (I think) was on, now it's off....the readmes say all of this anyway; basically you need to grab the variables using either Snoop's suggestion or mine.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:22, archived)

*points up several posts and sighs*

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:13, archived)

ahem

edit: No I'm doing something fundamentally more stupid than that I'm sure.

This is the Actionscript for the button to submit a variable, but it doesn't do it, nothing gets passed.

on (release) {
getURL ("middle.php", "_blank", "GET");
}

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)

what var are you

expecting to be passed to middle.php? Does GetURL create a global variable?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:23, archived)

Seemingly this script passes ALL variables

on a flash movie frame. And I think they may be global variables.

edit: I note global variables are set to off in PHP.ini. Damn I feel dim.

MANY THANKS. :D

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:28, archived)

Yup - that

was the change, done for security reasons as well as speed and/or memory consumption. Foxed me for a while too!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:44, archived)

No probz :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:58, archived)

the MayoR olf Harris

(and Lewis)?

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High Lord Phanty, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:53, archived)

woo. I've been mashing!

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Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)

Oooh...

Look at the pretty dinosaur thing. It's cool. I want one.

(smoothie, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:54, archived)

thankyou

very much

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Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)

does look

quite cross tho...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)

these mashes

always suit my mood

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)

oooh -

don't be cross Milkman Dan.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)

Sally had known about the affair for some time

..and had been waiting for just the right time.

(Chromatically Challenged, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:46, archived)

lol

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)

akbar & jeff !

w/y/h

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:56, archived)

hahahaha

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lemonhead, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:56, archived)

ha ha ha...

...reminds me of a local urban legend.

Apparently in the early eighties, a particularly tough and nasty skinhead beat the living shit out of his mate.

The reason being, his mate had tattoed 'Choas' onto his forehead.

I do so hope that it was true.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:54, archived)

at last a street-mime doing something sensible!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:44, archived)

wow

that is awesome

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Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)

and waiting to

be animated..?

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)

hahaha

yes

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)

you're quite right ofcourse..

..but it's past 1 in the morning so..
ill try to do it tomorrow :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)

past one?

where do you live?

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Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)

denmark

and its sleepy-time for me now..
so bye bye for now - have a good night.
:)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:22, archived)

Will Young has just made this statement...

clicky!

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mustn't-grumble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)

that's gotta be fake,

there's been far worse records :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:46, archived)

Yeah..

.. the dog died quickly tho! And the Rik Waller spoof I did the other day b3ta.com/board/804606 went down well (especially during the current climate!)
So I thought why not have a pop at the other one?!

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mustn't-grumble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:52, archived)

hells, why stop at

the other one? Go for the rest of the wastrels too.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)

class.

that is all.

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djol, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:46, archived)

While we're on the subjects of robots ...

.. I thought I might show animated robot I did long time 'go.

Not 100% woosomeable, but goody nuthaless :-)

My Robot™

2.8 MEGishness of crapiness!

Ok - I'll get my coat :-)

Legal Notices:
Everything by Me™ :-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:39, archived)

respectful threadjack

can everyone who hastn't already add something to this thread or mail me at the adress provided. Ta.

I now return you to this thread

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supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:44, archived)

.. biatch

:-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:44, archived)

aha!

seen this mildly shopped march pic?

*edit* misread name there, you won't even be vaguely interested, sorry*/edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:48, archived)

hehehe

how can any one *not* be interested ;)

edit: ooh this is my 400th post. class.

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djdirect, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:52, archived)

And THIS (biatch) ..

.. is my 654th! :-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:57, archived)

geez

and ive been on the board about 50 days longer. I'm really that uncommunicative eh?

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djdirect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)

No .. I'm just the more dedicated b3tan :-)

(Snoop, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)

i'm

impressed!

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:46, archived)

ha ha

thanks!! :-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:56, archived)

woo!

that's lovely renderingness. have i finished work in time for sunday night robot hour then? i hope so

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spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:50, archived)

looks like it!

and there's some beauties on here this week!

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)

hurrah!

right then...

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spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:53, archived)

I get sound but no images...

but from the sound of everyones comments, it's lovely. Well done!

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:55, archived)

Awww :-(

(psst! Upgrade ur mplayer donki!)

:-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)

You shall not...

(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

I...

don't...
understand.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

you shall not...

ask?

(unshaven, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)

Look closer ..

.. it's all so obvious!

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:35, archived)

you shall not fart?

I mean gas?

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supermoore: HUNG, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:36, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT

PASS GAS!

(SkitzoMonkey, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:39, archived)

Balrog

I made this pic ages ago in photoshop - I Would love to see it photoshopped by you lot.

click for big

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:41, archived)

*jaw drops*

Wow .. that's nice (and hot) :-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)

Dog Wears Mouse Wears Human Ear

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)

Freak.

Big un :-)

(Snoop, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:35, archived)

nice shopping...

was that dog already wearing pearls? yikes.

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:41, archived)

I draw robot

Click for biggy.

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)

i love robots!

that one's fantastic! but won't he short his circuits in that nappy?

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)

he shits

ball bearings

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)

rob!

In the US you can have personalised license plates on your car. Can I have permission to have b3ta.com

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:29, archived)

as long as you send us the photos

...

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)

Yayness

and woo.
God I've missed this place. Alas though, I have no hummus.
My sense of humour has disappeared since I fell in love :(

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)

It happens

It'll improve over time. Or get worse, depending on the sort of humour you started with.

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bigdave, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:44, archived)

are you thinking

of animating him, by any chance?

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)

maybe

probably.

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:32, archived)

yay!

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:36, archived)

Eeerrrrrr.....

Help me mommy

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)

Woo

I may now have to draw one too.

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Milkman Dan, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)

me applaud robot

[sfx#99:Clap]

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munkt0n, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)

Cute Robots

are the new kittens.

(Indole Ring, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)

jeezus! Rob's

posted a picture! <faint>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:30, archived)

tha robot can be friends with last xmas's

secret santa (the one I couldn't be arsed to animate.)

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)

that's a most excellent

robot!

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)

thankyou.

If I had a million years off, I woud think about animating him. (did you get your work done?)

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:38, archived)

that would be very hard work to animate

he's great as he is!

(i got the bulk of my homework done. it's due on tuesday so i think i'm ok. i also had chinese. :))

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:42, archived)

yay - well done for getting your work done

the fact you had a chinese gave me a big smile. still not had a creme egg yet...

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:45, archived)

but you could have had dozens by now!

(ah yes, i also typed out the recipe for unicorn...)

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freshlegs, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:50, archived)

wow - you were very good

and i actually made it out of the house and was sociable all evening. Well done to both of us. (but more to you I think).

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:51, archived)

very well done! :)

i just popped in for a minute on my way to bed and saw the robot. must go! must not press F5! good night all!

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)

night then

see you soon.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:04, archived)

oooh lovely 3D robot

I've never got the hang of how to draw things from the side.

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:37, archived)

it's the only thing I can do -

make all the lines in units of 2 pixels. That's it. Literally, once I knew that i was laughing. Or I at least sniggered, just a bit. Can't do it with vectors tho. I'm shite.

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:39, archived)

I was shown how to

do stuff with vectors by one of the VIZ drawing types, but it was on Coreldraw and that makes my brain hurt. Well smart though; instant scalability an' all that shoite.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:42, archived)

well I have the technique to use vectors

like, I can redraw logo's and all that stuff I can draw the odd thing like this but overall, as I can't draw that well, i find pixels keep me in check a bit, if you see what i mean, which i doubt, actually.

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:47, archived)

I do, ackshirley,

'cos I used to use ye pixel stuff on me olde Spectrum back in the days.....
Have we seen that pic before? Looks familiar to this haggled old git. (this is the first time I've felt like a haggled old git for years!)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:04, archived)

yeah, you probably have

the only other vector stuff that i can find online is on a website for teenage girls. I made them some ecards. I have got some more somewhere but fecked if i can remember what I called them!
You're not a haggled old git.

much =)

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)

:) I blame unemployment

and lack of sleep, and for THAT I blame the cold. Oh yes.

I've got an aaaful feeling I'm thinking of the bad boy inc shite that gets stuck onto drug dealer's 4x4s and spoddy kids Novas.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)

yay -

he's very nice. Will do the job, I reckon. Send him round he can do the dishes.

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:31, archived)

he doesn't like house work

mostly he cries "real salty tears" and has robot trantrums about wanting more oil.

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rob, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

stop trying to

give him more oil then....

*edit* oo, sneaky edit there, Mr. M :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:34, archived)

cool.

mind you, if he did that here I'd take his batteries out - never been the maternal type me.

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:36, archived)

he's fantastic

and he cleary does love his mum

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:32, archived)

Ah, it's a safety pin

I thought that was a willy for a second.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:32, archived)

nice

BEEP!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:36, archived)

fantastic!

yay for baby robots!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:53, archived)

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munkt0n, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)

Yeah!

two down, two to go!

why do the Residents hate the Beatles?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)

oooooh nasty! :)

better than the pics you posted last night ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:26, archived)

this

one?

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munkt0n, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)

yeah

this one

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:29, archived)

that's the one

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munkt0n, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

I like that one

took me moment..
maybe I'm just slow today.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!

george was de bestest
/60s throwback
wyh

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)

Agreed

of the four of them, he would have been the most fun to have a beer and a singalong with.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:33, archived)

Harsh, but fair!

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:45, archived)

This little boy is my best friends kid

and I spent most of the week playing mommy to him while his parents were packing up their dead parents house.

We had so much fun, and he's beautiful. His mom is white, and believe it or not his dad is black.
They're my best friends in the world ever :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:25, archived)

thats nice....

but id take it off before someone does something with that pic....

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:27, archived)

Oh, for months

my friends have been begging me to p/shop Noah in some strange way.
He's so beautiful - I am so non-maternal but when I woke him up for preschool the first morning, I felt all motherly.
Potatoswap away :)

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:28, archived)

that pic

looks a bit vertically compressed... or are my eyes still shot from watching 8 videos on the weekend?

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Ratsta, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:38, archived)

you're right -

i had a quick look to sort out with or height but it actually is like that. 'Nice child, wider than most'

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pep, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:43, archived)

It's quite a bit

vertically compressed. Easily fixed, though. Just paste a kitten's head on top.

(Indole Ring, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:44, archived)

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 16 Feb 2003, 23:46, archived)

I pity Noah

for the deformed head he's got!

All my comforts are with the parents and the part-time-mommy

(SYS64738, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 0:01, archived)

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