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They all sang along to 'Achey-Breaky-Heart' down at the SeaWorld Country & Western Night

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)

with manatees like these

you'll go far

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spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

Now that's

just plain ridiculous!
Yeeha! pardner!

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robh, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)

thats rubbish

everyone know manatees listen to Gabba

(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)

or speedcore.

evening all.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)

sooooooo cute

I want 12

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gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)

a woo

for you, likey lots!

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sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)

You're just silly.

Top snout action tho'

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)

I likes!

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missing, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)

I would

but I'd hate myself in the morning

(ccc, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

Ewwww

I feel sick

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)

She's already taken mate

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

that's

a she? I thought those were manboobs.

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sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:16, archived)

I seriously think I know her.

Wheres that pic from?

(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)

Hotornot

the links in one of the recent newsletters.
full-size pic is scary!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:40, archived)

Sauron's Endless quest for a Ping

s'crap - i know

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

Erm

Hey groovy, someone else used that pic of Sauron.

Wot on earth is a 'ping'?

Is it like pong, but less smelly, or wot?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

Techie talk

Go to the command prompt (MS DOS) thing and type in "ping -t www.bbc.co.uk"

(Bob McCow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)

Don't let death get in the way of a good time

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)

oh,

that made me laugh!

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

thanks

I feared it may have been too tasteless even for this board..
but I was wrong.
Yay!

edit: should I link it instead pep?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)

nah, don't worry -

I'll just avert my eyes.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)

noooooo

nononononon nono no no ... that is wrong and scary - i see dead people!

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)

i'm sure that guy on the right..

..plays in a punk-rock band i know!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:54, archived)

Kevin had always shopped at Oxfam.... but since Christmas he had found it harder and harder to get anything to fit.

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

ha haa!

nice.

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)

Are you the female one?

BABOON ON BBC2 RIGHT NOW

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

Yay..

for manatee related pics!

(Siu Loong, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)

I got more

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)

reeeeeeeeeeeepost!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

:'(

that's less fun!

(Siu Loong, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

haha

Bonfire of the Manatees.

Top-shop

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)

Good heavens

It's a veritable Bonfire of the Manatees!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

you can't do that

tis evil - pun or no pun - go and make a nice manatee pic as a pennance - go on!

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)

My brother wanted me to post this

but I think he really misunderstood the challenge.

(Monkeymonkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)

it's a wonderful picture!

and a profound misunderstanding of the challenge :)

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

You may be right

since: -
a. not a dog
b. not an amusing nose

other than that, fab ;)

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

maybe the kitten

saw a dog with such a funny nose that it made lasers fire from it's eyes?!?!

stranger things have happened at sea...or so i hear.

but to be on the safe side i'd still get him to seek professional psycological help sometime soon before he hurts someone ;)

*edit* i think i need to smoke less..

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)

Did anybody just see the audi advert on itv

just now, with the fish in it.

Best advert I saw in ages.

Jaw droppingly ace

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:00, archived)

I didn't

but Matazone's stuff came on MTV2 again. It's most disconcerting to be assaulted by b3ta-related stuff when you're not expecting it.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

what stuff would that be?

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dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)

isn't it?

i was watching it the other day and thinking 'this is rather good...', then it finished, and i spotted the matazone credit and went 'ooooooooh! b3ta!'

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)

anybody

seen the ad for thew jeans , people with mice heads, very b3ta I thought :)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)

fish goooood,

"fill me up!"

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)

What was really going on.

Should the balloon be coming out of both their heads? Maybe it should. Damn it. Now I'm upset.

Read alt.

(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)

hehe

yeah maybe it should...but it's still funny!

w/y/h 2 u

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)

Mrs Kong

hoped that her son wasn't falling in with the wrong crowd

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robh, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)

Christ.

With a hat like that, I'd say that he is!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:58, archived)

The winking foo.

Tennants Super and a Straw Boater. Deserves applause for such a combination...

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

Live From The UN

The President tries everything to win support.
George W Formby™

Click for bigger

Giant size - Only if you have to. Evil bandwidth hog!

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)

Woo

to the dribble!

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)

YES!

giant one pwease!

(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

blimey

it's not fair! do you do these professionally? - they're just too good.
AND have you been away - I don't think I've seen you in a while...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

I dont think he does you know,

and yea and verily are they not woo, theyre very newspaper worthy due to the perfect characaturing.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)

Nope.

Not a pro as such. Computer games is my usual line of work.
Must admit I quite like the idea of the papers.... I'm too slow for that though, and they have to be amusing too.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

I'm really suprised -

they're so well done. You could do them for the sunday papers - give you a few days?

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)

hooray for more 'shopping from you!

i hope it didn't hurt; how's your injury now?

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)

It still hurts.

Comes and goes. I've been getting treatment for it, but it's a long-term problem I'm afraid.
As long as I can hold a pint though.... 8)

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)

that's it -

i knew there was a reason you disappeared. Just couldn't remember what.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)

...that and job hunting

...and drinking in pubs lots. In fact mainly the pub bit when I think of it....Bless ya.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)

And best of all,

it's not my fault :). Have to do that thursday thing more often an' I'll have to bring the missus.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)

yay!!!

these ones are fantastic!!!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

can I stick that on

b3tapaper? it works even when stretchified.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)

Help yourself

Ta.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

just saw the giantised

one, so watch your bandwidth suckah!

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:16, archived)

Ha! W/Y/H!

Nice drooling action. Looks just like when he does it on TV.

(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)

faster without woo yah

(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)

I think we get the idea now.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

help

i think i'm seeing triple!

must learn to say no to too many sprouts!!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

just saw this

had to post a link to it www.drparsons.fsnet.co.uk/georg.html

(cheapstudent, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)

That's very funny...

...if a little glass cock

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

What are you saying?

That your erection is transparent and amorphous quartz-derivative?

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

silicon derivative surely?

(nevermind, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

change erection to phallus.

More syentifc.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:00, archived)

phallus is flacid

penis or erection indicates ... well, erection really. I think the glasscock of legend is erect.

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)

those are

really cool, the text is really well done 'specially.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:00, archived)

SMALLER WITH A WOO YAY

(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)

What is that?

Looks like an enraged pint of Guinness.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

Sifl

you know.
He was the Wobbl & Bob of the 90's

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:52, archived)

I'd like to be attacked

by an enraged guiness (as long as it tried to drown me)

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)

Had ter be done

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)

Someone has to say it

Is that real?&trade

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)

woo to pic

and vic and bob are on bbc2!

geniouses, watch now

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

aye

an I want a scooter like Vic had

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

YAY

haha yeah, he did some cool tricks.

ive lost my bottle opener! ARG

Strange thing that, we both like vic n bob and we are both called scott! woo

goddam vic n bob are great

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

I've got a bottle opener, just need some bottles to open with it

What does the panel think. Should I go to Spar and get some Budvar?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)

goto spar

AFTER VIC AND BOB OF COURSE

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)

I think gosub Spar would be easier

That way I've just got to put a simple return statement in Spar, and I can go there and come back from anywhere I like without ending up in the wrong place.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)

Surely

you should have a stored procedure "Spar" that you can just call anytime from within another program?

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

spar is very vulnerable to attack in a windows environment so i wouldnt run it

i hear alot about ram raids

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

bet

you're really my brother...Oooo here comes the sweaty fox

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)

i want an organ

like Bob (Fnarrr)

(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)

I'm

Dancing like Bob

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)

if the pic in the profile is anything to go by i think ill be getting out of the way, ill admire the dance tho

EDIT: GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN

EDIT: EDIT: ooooh margerie is so sexy

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)

Marge doors

is cool tho

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

GAAAAAAAH

what is johnny wearing!!!!!

well its ok, he ripped silly cow from hear'say

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)

Been

supping with Michael Pennington (Johnny) an he never supped me under the table...my mate is his cousin..the daft get goes out in his St Helens shirt everywhere..bloody nice bloke tho

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)

seems a nice bloke

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Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)

YAY

he's a geezer...we should go out on the piss with Vic an Bob..an finish off at Ulrika ka ka ka's house... we can have her...everyone else has

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:16, archived)

Woo

That's great. Have my new wooyay.

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Craymen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)

black books

was ace, and lovely. I take it you have the new dvd then?

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

The series one DVD?

I've had it for a while. It's one of my favourites, just behind Spaced series one and two.

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Craymen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)

cheers

man, tis a sweeeet woo yay

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Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)

dog(f)eared...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)

aaargh!

omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell?

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Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

aargh!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)

japanese see through skirts...

real or fake? Quite funny either way.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)

Haha...

Thats c-c-c-c-cracking!

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:39, archived)

Ba-dum

[tish]

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

True

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)

Darling,

usually you are beyond reproach but THAT is a glass cock I'm afraid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:39, archived)

Indeed it is

www.b3ta.com/board/800738

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

*unlurks*

ha ha!

*lurks*

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)

sweetheart - it's on

Snopes so it's bound to be a glasscock... but it's still mildly amoosing...

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)

Sugar plum,

You are right, it is highly amoosing.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

bleurgh

stoppit!

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)

Ours is a forbidden love.

i.e Non-existant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:48, archived)

is it...

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)

we're having a secret affair -

it's wildly passionate and umm, stuff like that, but it's top secret - don't tell anyone ok? Good egg.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)

your secret

is safe with me...

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)

Yes,

it is a love that dare not speak it's name. Both wildy passionate and animal, yet soft and gentle like dew on a leaf.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)

that picture is just ace.

Thanks for the secret hidden message in there by the way. I know you know my initials spell dew. now they know you know as well.

or something.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

Sssshhhh

my flame haired goddess of passion and love, people may suspect.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)

do you think so?

but I've been so discreet. Curses.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)

So have I.

Those big signs I made weren't that visible.
Oh and my tattoo is quite discreet.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)

that one on your forehead?

i think the fringed look you've started working is covering it well. I got them to announce it on the news, but it was after the footie results, so i doubt anyone saw it. I rekon we'll be alright.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)

what an

excellent reaction!

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

why

fankyou darling

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)

oh, you're most

welcome, sweety

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

jolly good

eh wot

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)

phew, I think I got out of that glasscockage quite well ;)

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:48, archived)

you're a Supreme Magic Donkey

you get away with anything!

evenin'

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

yay!

ello love. Did Ms Freshlegs get you your recipe? The love of ginger in every form needs spreading, you know.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

I like

carrot strips stir fried with finely chopped fresh ginger...

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)

ooh - that sounds nice.

just realised i have ginger beer in the fridge - wont get me drunk but it tastes quite nice.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)

we've got that

dried sweet crystalized ginger stuff. it's quite nice.

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)

i like the fiery ginger beer

and the posh non-fizzy, organic stuff is nice too

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)

ooh - I like drinking the fiery stuff but just can't decide

if it's torture or I honestly do like it - do you know what i mean?

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)

someone once made me laugh after

taking a large mouthfull of ginger beer - the pain as it streamed out of my nose was quite unbelievable!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)

she did

and i'm looking forward to making its gingery goodness :) i just have to buy odd things like buttermilk now.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)

oh blimey -

I thought buttermilk was a thing they only used in the olden days... will you have to go back in time, or will Tesco be ok with it? It's all more complicated than I thought.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)

it's a complicated recipe

one of the ingredients is in fact a time machine

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freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:19, archived)

Yes,

you did very well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)

def. one of the better modes of escape, acting all lordy and knowlesgable normally works ;)

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)

You should try posting

the Glasscock sometime and see if anyone says anything. If anyone can get away with it...

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)

heheheheheheheheheeeee!

all those reponses made me laugh :)

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)

Hopefully

real and I think there should be a law that states they must be worn :)

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DontHaveAClue, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

ooooh!!!

arse! special cameras reflecting the inside of the skirts and projecting it onto the outside with special pants technology?

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)

Sony Handheld with an RF filter will do the trick...

ho hum...

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

arrarantly, one of those 80's style "Head" bags,

with an end pocket open and a mirror inside will do it. A friend caught a bloke looking up womens skirts in a shop she worked in. Called the police. They let the bloke off as he was an MP.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

lol...reminds me of a freind...

he has a cell phone with a camera...dialed absent mindedly with his phone down below girl's skirt...hilarity ensued...

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)

there's a guy you probably saw that had a coat that did that

took video from behind and projected it onto the front - making him 'invisible' from the front.
It was pretty nifty though obviously 'lo-fi' at the moment.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)

just watch the new

james bond movie and you will see that it is all true.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

yes

that was on new scientinst's news recently.

(nevermind, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:52, archived)

I agree

with the "manipulated" idea... the legs match up too well to the angle the photos have been taken for them to have been printed onto the skirts beforehand. Therefore either the skirts or the legs and panties have been 'shopped in afterwards.

Besides, if you're gonna print panties onto clothing, why just make a small window to see the legs through? Why not print the whole skirt to appear "invisible", or offering frontal coverage only?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

Manipulated image

on the interweb ?

I don't believe it. Everything on the interweb is true.

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

Shocking eh?

Oh, by the way, don't forget to mail that £10,000,000.00 cheque you owe me...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:48, archived)

Ahhh, nut the leads onto number 1 of the 3 great lies

The cheque's in the post

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

it probably still is somewhere

maybe it went to chequeaslovakia by mistake

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:52, archived)

ba-dum

[tish]

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)

thay are fake

it's a fact

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Say it aint so...

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)

shame

they're cool. i'd have worn the thong one.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)

just

wear a thong instead and cut holes in your skirt...

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

Reality immitating Art

You could always make one? Or more?

www.RateMySeeThroughSkirtAndPanties.com should be available...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)

I'd say real to all but the one in the bottom left.

And I use photoshop quite a bit.

I have somewhat of an eye for these things.

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

gosh

funny isn't the word that comes into my mind.

(cold, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)

Misheard Challenge entries No.2

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)

in light of current themes

www.moon.sannet.ne.jp/tomoko-s/jarvis-radio.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

this isn't what you want but it might be amusing - i dunno It hasn't downloaded yet

www.mediaculture.co.uk/movies/help-176.mpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

that is very special.

and japanese.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

Its the

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)

hahahah!

Stephen Kings new BallBuster.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:35, archived)

Is that

where all the hairs that get left on the soap go to be buried? How about merkins?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:36, archived)

The sad part is

that I've actually scene signs that have said similar things.

(Mr Chuckles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)

Can`t stay long...

Just made this - it`s Jim out of Eastenders paying homage to The Smiths; and BOY CAN HE PLAY GUITAR!

640K Flash - even for MS-DOS users

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:31, archived)

That is quite possibly

the oddest thing ever.

Edit: Why does he remind me of Davros?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)

Must be

his funny eye... one eye is going to the shops, and the other is coming back with the change

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

great voicage

aaah, flash is the best isnt it?

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)

Doris wondered if she'd ever be the bride

Doris is the one on the left.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:26, archived)

not with that

coloured hair

(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)

you're so great

you don't need to advertise

(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)

She's might sturdy

is Doris.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)

I can't await for the b3tan wedding

it's going to be just like that!
Only stranger.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:30, archived)

Are you trying to say

that there's frumpy looking ladies on b3ta?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:33, archived)

Blah

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)

Bring back the b3ta topless calander!

Dammital!

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EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)

Sorry,

that's dead.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)

it was just too darn rude

i for one was glad to see the back of such smut!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)

Yes,

I know.
I'm passed that now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)

nothing but full frontal

for you now :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)

How about another spurious excuse

to get the chicks to flash their baps?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)

B3ta topless placemats?

T-shirts?
Mousemats?
Coffeecups?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

I agree.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)

i would try to express in words

just how much i'm laughing at that, but i cant as i'm laughing too much. :))

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)

Sadly,

thats my real face.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)

Incidentally

I've put on weight. I'm now 12stone 3pounds. I've never been that heavy in my life.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

well

done that man!!

aaaaahahahahahhahahaa, you and kitten both are now factoid meisters, I think you however will need to be relegated to cover those facts that, er, arent.

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Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)

Of course,

Maybe I should do a lieing one as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)

personally I AM covered in fur

from the neck up - is that propblem tho? I think it looks quite nice :(

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)

Does it have

a lovely glossy sheen?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)

it does actually -

i use a good conditioner.

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pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

Soft wet

nose?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)

what

b3tan wedding ?

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flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)

Well the first proper met on b3tan wedding will be topparts & Hugo

not sure when though

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)

dis

one

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)

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