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# They all sang along to 'Achey-Breaky-Heart' down at the SeaWorld Country & Western Night
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)
# with manatees like these
you'll go far
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Now that's
just plain ridiculous!
Yeeha! pardner!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)
# thats rubbish
everyone know manatees listen to Gabba
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)
# or speedcore.
evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:18, archived)
# sooooooo cute
I want 12
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)
# a woo
for you, likey lots!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)
# You're just silly.
Top snout action tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh
I likes!
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I would

but I'd hate myself in the morning
(ccc, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Ewwww
I feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)
# She's already taken mate
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# that's
a she? I thought those were manboobs.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I seriously think I know her.
Wheres that pic from?
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Hotornot
the links in one of the recent newsletters.
full-size pic is scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Sauron's Endless quest for a Ping

s'crap - i know
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Erm
Hey groovy, someone else used that pic of Sauron.

Wot on earth is a 'ping'?

Is it like pong, but less smelly, or wot?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Techie talk
Go to the command prompt (MS DOS) thing and type in "ping -t www.bbc.co.uk"
(Bob McCow, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Don't let death get in the way of a good time
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)
# oh,
that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# thanks
I feared it may have been too tasteless even for this board..
but I was wrong.
Yay!

edit: should I link it instead pep?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)
# nah, don't worry -
I'll just avert my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)
# noooooo
nononononon nono no no ... that is wrong and scary - i see dead people!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)
# i'm sure that guy on the right..
..plays in a punk-rock band i know!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Kevin had always shopped at Oxfam.... but since Christmas he had found it harder and harder to get anything to fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# ha haa!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Are you the female one?
BABOON ON BBC2 RIGHT NOW
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Yay..
for manatee related pics!
(Siu Loong, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I got more
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)
# reeeeeeeeeeeepost!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# :'(
that's less fun!
(Siu Loong, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)
# haha
Bonfire of the Manatees.

Top-shop
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Good heavens
It's a veritable Bonfire of the Manatees!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# you can't do that
tis evil - pun or no pun - go and make a nice manatee pic as a pennance - go on!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] My brother wanted me to post this

but I think he really misunderstood the challenge.
(Monkeymonkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)
# it's a wonderful picture!
and a profound misunderstanding of the challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# You may be right
since: -
a. not a dog
b. not an amusing nose

other than that, fab ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# maybe the kitten
saw a dog with such a funny nose that it made lasers fire from it's eyes?!?!

stranger things have happened at sea...or so i hear.

but to be on the safe side i'd still get him to seek professional psycological help sometime soon before he hurts someone ;)

*edit* i think i need to smoke less..
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Did anybody just see the audi advert on itv
just now, with the fish in it.

Best advert I saw in ages.

Jaw droppingly ace
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:00, archived)
# I didn't
but Matazone's stuff came on MTV2 again. It's most disconcerting to be assaulted by b3ta-related stuff when you're not expecting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# what stuff would that be?
?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)
# isn't it?
i was watching it the other day and thinking 'this is rather good...', then it finished, and i spotted the matazone credit and went 'ooooooooh! b3ta!'
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)
# anybody
seen the ad for thew jeans , people with mice heads, very b3ta I thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:32, archived)
# fish goooood,
"fill me up!"
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)
# What was really going on.
Should the balloon be coming out of both their heads? Maybe it should. Damn it. Now I'm upset.

Read alt.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)
# hehe
yeah maybe it should...but it's still funny!

w/y/h 2 u
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Mrs Kong
hoped that her son wasn't falling in with the wrong crowd
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Christ.
With a hat like that, I'd say that he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:58, archived)
# The winking foo.
Tennants Super and a Straw Boater. Deserves applause for such a combination...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Live From The UN
The President tries everything to win support.
George W Formby™

Click for bigger

Giant size - Only if you have to. Evil bandwidth hog!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Woo
to the dribble!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)
# YES!
giant one pwease!
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# blimey
it's not fair! do you do these professionally? - they're just too good.
AND have you been away - I don't think I've seen you in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I dont think he does you know,
and yea and verily are they not woo, theyre very newspaper worthy due to the perfect characaturing.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Nope.
Not a pro as such. Computer games is my usual line of work.
Must admit I quite like the idea of the papers.... I'm too slow for that though, and they have to be amusing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I'm really suprised -
they're so well done. You could do them for the sunday papers - give you a few days?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hooray for more 'shopping from you!
i hope it didn't hurt; how's your injury now?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)
# It still hurts.
Comes and goes. I've been getting treatment for it, but it's a long-term problem I'm afraid.
As long as I can hold a pint though.... 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)
# that's it -
i knew there was a reason you disappeared. Just couldn't remember what.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)
# ...that and job hunting
...and drinking in pubs lots. In fact mainly the pub bit when I think of it....Bless ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:20, archived)
# And best of all,
it's not my fault :). Have to do that thursday thing more often an' I'll have to bring the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:06, archived)
# yay!!!
these ones are fantastic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# can I stick that on
b3tapaper? it works even when stretchified.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Help yourself
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# just saw the giantised
one, so watch your bandwidth suckah!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Ha! W/Y/H!
Nice drooling action. Looks just like when he does it on TV.
(techsmurf, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)
# faster without woo yah

(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Um
I think we get the idea now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)
# help
i think i'm seeing triple!

must learn to say no to too many sprouts!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# just saw this
had to post a link to it www.drparsons.fsnet.co.uk/georg.html
(cheapstudent, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)
# That's very funny...
...if a little glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)
# What are you saying?
That your erection is transparent and amorphous quartz-derivative?
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)
# er
silicon derivative surely?
(nevermind, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# change erection to phallus.
More syentifc.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:00, archived)
# phallus is flacid
penis or erection indicates ... well, erection really. I think the glasscock of legend is erect.
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)
# those are
really cool, the text is really well done 'specially.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:00, archived)
# SMALLER WITH A WOO YAY
(Life's So Much Better On Holiday, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)
# What is that?
Looks like an enraged pint of Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Sifl
you know.
He was the Wobbl & Bob of the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I'd like to be attacked
by an enraged guiness (as long as it tried to drown me)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Had ter be done
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Someone has to say it
Is that real?&trade
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)
# woo to pic
and vic and bob are on bbc2!

geniouses, watch now
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# aye
an I want a scooter like Vic had
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# YAY
haha yeah, he did some cool tricks.

ive lost my bottle opener! ARG

Strange thing that, we both like vic n bob and we are both called scott! woo

goddam vic n bob are great
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I've got a bottle opener, just need some bottles to open with it
What does the panel think. Should I go to Spar and get some Budvar?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)
# goto spar
AFTER VIC AND BOB OF COURSE
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I think gosub Spar would be easier
That way I've just got to put a simple return statement in Spar, and I can go there and come back from anywhere I like without ending up in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Surely
you should have a stored procedure "Spar" that you can just call anytime from within another program?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# .
spar is very vulnerable to attack in a windows environment so i wouldnt run it

i hear alot about ram raids
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)
# bet
you're really my brother...Oooo here comes the sweaty fox
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)
# i want an organ
like Bob (Fnarrr)
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I'm
Dancing like Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)
# !
if the pic in the profile is anything to go by i think ill be getting out of the way, ill admire the dance tho

EDIT: GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN

EDIT: EDIT: ooooh margerie is so sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Marge doors
is cool tho
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# GAAAAAAAH
what is johnny wearing!!!!!

well its ok, he ripped silly cow from hear'say
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Been
supping with Michael Pennington (Johnny) an he never supped me under the table...my mate is his cousin..the daft get goes out in his St Helens shirt everywhere..bloody nice bloke tho
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:08, archived)
# he
seems a nice bloke



(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)
# YAY
he's a geezer...we should go out on the piss with Vic an Bob..an finish off at Ulrika ka ka ka's house... we can have her...everyone else has
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Woo
That's great. Have my new wooyay.

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)
# black books
was ace, and lovely. I take it you have the new dvd then?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)
# The series one DVD?
I've had it for a while. It's one of my favourites, just behind Spaced series one and two.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# cheers
man, tis a sweeeet woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:03, archived)
# dog(f)eared...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)
# aaargh!
omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell? omg how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)
# aargh!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)
# japanese see through skirts...
real or fake? Quite funny either way.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Haha...
Thats c-c-c-c-cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Ba-dum
[tish]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Darling,
usually you are beyond reproach but THAT is a glass cock I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Indeed it is
www.b3ta.com/board/800738
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)
# *unlurks*
ha ha!

*lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)
# sweetheart - it's on
Snopes so it's bound to be a glasscock... but it's still mildly amoosing...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Sugar plum,
You are right, it is highly amoosing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# bleurgh
stoppit!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Ours is a forbidden love.
i.e Non-existant.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:48, archived)
# or
is it...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)
# we're having a secret affair -
it's wildly passionate and umm, stuff like that, but it's top secret - don't tell anyone ok? Good egg.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)
# your secret
is safe with me...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Yes,
it is a love that dare not speak it's name. Both wildy passionate and animal, yet soft and gentle like dew on a leaf.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)
# that picture is just ace.
Thanks for the secret hidden message in there by the way. I know you know my initials spell dew. now they know you know as well.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Sssshhhh
my flame haired goddess of passion and love, people may suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:09, archived)
# do you think so?
but I've been so discreet. Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:13, archived)
# So have I.
Those big signs I made weren't that visible.
Oh and my tattoo is quite discreet.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:17, archived)
# that one on your forehead?
i think the fringed look you've started working is covering it well. I got them to announce it on the news, but it was after the footie results, so i doubt anyone saw it. I rekon we'll be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:22, archived)
# what an
excellent reaction!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)
# why
fankyou darling
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)
# oh, you're most
welcome, sweety
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# jolly good
eh wot
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:02, archived)
#
phew, I think I got out of that glasscockage quite well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:48, archived)
# you're a Supreme Magic Donkey
you get away with anything!

evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# yay!
ello love. Did Ms Freshlegs get you your recipe? The love of ginger in every form needs spreading, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I like
carrot strips stir fried with finely chopped fresh ginger...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:57, archived)
# ooh - that sounds nice.
just realised i have ginger beer in the fridge - wont get me drunk but it tastes quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:01, archived)
# we've got that
dried sweet crystalized ginger stuff. it's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i like the fiery ginger beer
and the posh non-fizzy, organic stuff is nice too
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:07, archived)
# ooh - I like drinking the fiery stuff but just can't decide
if it's torture or I honestly do like it - do you know what i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:14, archived)
# someone once made me laugh after
taking a large mouthfull of ginger beer - the pain as it streamed out of my nose was quite unbelievable!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:21, archived)
# she did
and i'm looking forward to making its gingery goodness :) i just have to buy odd things like buttermilk now.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:12, archived)
# oh blimey -
I thought buttermilk was a thing they only used in the olden days... will you have to go back in time, or will Tesco be ok with it? It's all more complicated than I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:15, archived)
# it's a complicated recipe
one of the ingredients is in fact a time machine
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Yes,
you did very well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)
# .
def. one of the better modes of escape, acting all lordy and knowlesgable normally works ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)
# You should try posting
the Glasscock sometime and see if anyone says anything. If anyone can get away with it...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)
# heheheheheheheheheeeee!
all those reponses made me laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Hopefully
real and I think there should be a law that states they must be worn :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)
# ooooh!!!
arse! special cameras reflecting the inside of the skirts and projecting it onto the outside with special pants technology?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Sony Handheld with an RF filter will do the trick...
ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# arrarantly, one of those 80's style "Head" bags,
with an end pocket open and a mirror inside will do it. A friend caught a bloke looking up womens skirts in a shop she worked in. Called the police. They let the bloke off as he was an MP.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# lol...reminds me of a freind...
he has a cell phone with a camera...dialed absent mindedly with his phone down below girl's skirt...hilarity ensued...
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)
# there's a guy you probably saw that had a coat that did that
took video from behind and projected it onto the front - making him 'invisible' from the front.
It was pretty nifty though obviously 'lo-fi' at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)
# just watch the new
james bond movie and you will see that it is all true.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# yes
that was on new scientinst's news recently.
(nevermind, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I agree
with the "manipulated" idea... the legs match up too well to the angle the photos have been taken for them to have been printed onto the skirts beforehand. Therefore either the skirts or the legs and panties have been 'shopped in afterwards.

Besides, if you're gonna print panties onto clothing, why just make a small window to see the legs through? Why not print the whole skirt to appear "invisible", or offering frontal coverage only?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Manipulated image
on the interweb ?

I don't believe it. Everything on the interweb is true.

(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Shocking eh?
Oh, by the way, don't forget to mail that £10,000,000.00 cheque you owe me...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Ahhh, nut the leads onto number 1 of the 3 great lies
The cheque's in the post
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# it probably still is somewhere
maybe it went to chequeaslovakia by mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:52, archived)
# ba-dum
[tish]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)
# thay are fake
it's a fact
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Say it aint so...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)
# shame
they're cool. i'd have worn the thong one.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:53, archived)
# just
wear a thong instead and cut holes in your skirt...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Reality immitating Art
You could always make one? Or more?

www.RateMySeeThroughSkirtAndPanties.com should be available...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:59, archived)
# I'd say real to all but the one in the bottom left.
And I use photoshop quite a bit.

I have somewhat of an eye for these things.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# gosh
funny isn't the word that comes into my mind.
(cold, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Misheard Challenge entries No.2
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)
# in light of current themes
www.moon.sannet.ne.jp/tomoko-s/jarvis-radio.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)
# this isn't what you want but it might be amusing - i dunno It hasn't downloaded yet
www.mediaculture.co.uk/movies/help-176.mpg
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# that is very special.
and japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Its the
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)
# hahahah!
Stephen Kings new BallBuster.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Is that
where all the hairs that get left on the soap go to be buried? How about merkins?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:36, archived)
# The sad part is
that I've actually scene signs that have said similar things.
(Mr Chuckles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Can`t stay long...
Just made this - it`s Jim out of Eastenders paying homage to The Smiths; and BOY CAN HE PLAY GUITAR!

640K Flash - even for MS-DOS users
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:31, archived)
# That is quite possibly
the oddest thing ever.

Edit: Why does he remind me of Davros?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Must be
his funny eye... one eye is going to the shops, and the other is coming back with the change
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)
# great voicage
aaah, flash is the best isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Doris wondered if she'd ever be the bride


Doris is the one on the left.

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# not with that
coloured hair
(djmothra, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)
# you're so great
you don't need to advertise
(_, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)
# She's might sturdy
is Doris.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)
# I can't await for the b3tan wedding
it's going to be just like that!
Only stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Are you trying to say
that there's frumpy looking ladies on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Blah
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Bring back the b3ta topless calander!
Dammital!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Sorry,
that's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:40, archived)
# it was just too darn rude
i for one was glad to see the back of such smut!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Yes,
I know.
I'm passed that now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)
# nothing but full frontal
for you now :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:49, archived)
# How about another spurious excuse
to get the chicks to flash their baps?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:44, archived)
# B3ta topless placemats?
T-shirts?
Mousemats?
Coffeecups?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)
# i would try to express in words
just how much i'm laughing at that, but i cant as i'm laughing too much. :))
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# Sadly,
thats my real face.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Incidentally
I've put on weight. I'm now 12stone 3pounds. I've never been that heavy in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# well
done that man!!

aaaaahahahahahhahahaa, you and kitten both are now factoid meisters, I think you however will need to be relegated to cover those facts that, er, arent.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Of course,
Maybe I should do a lieing one as well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:47, archived)
# personally I AM covered in fur
from the neck up - is that propblem tho? I think it looks quite nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Does it have
a lovely glossy sheen?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:42, archived)
# it does actually -
i use a good conditioner.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Soft wet
nose?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:54, archived)
# what
b3tan wedding ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Well the first proper met on b3tan wedding will be topparts & Hugo
not sure when though
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:50, archived)
# dis
one
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