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me and sargant and a few others

went out and purchased whatever was lying about in tesco extra.

late night random shopping is fun.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:00, archived)

CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!!

make sure that Sodium doesn't get out of control what with it being out late at night and all.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:02, archived)

did the penguin sway you on purcha

sing it?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:03, archived)

haha, no

we just got whatever was lying about that was on the wroong shelf.
You know, when people pick something up and put it elsewhere.
We have it now.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:05, archived)

MORE PENGUINS

although sideways on it looks a bit like a pair of y-fronts

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:06, archived)

And on that scanny note

I'll say goodnight to one and all.
Although I'll probably stay long enough to see if anyone says farewell...

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Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:07, archived)

bye bye bye bye bye

so there.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:08, archived)

thankyou

goodnight!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:10, archived)

hahaha

yes well.

I fear for sargants life actually, he has just walked home and last night when going home he claims to have come across a herd of horses.
Late at night. While he was drunk.
This is suburbia damnit, where did they come from?!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:03, archived)

C'mon..............

Someones gotta photoshop a penguin on that label.
i would, but I can't!

(lomofrenzy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:06, archived)

haha

yes, someone do it.

I can't be bothered though, I have a pizza to eat...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:08, archived)

*sniff*

*( you make me want to be there

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:04, archived)

this is the last one

i have bothered to scan.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:06, archived)

it's trying to hide

but I can still see the penguin!!!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:07, archived)

Let me direct you...

... to the 'crop' tool in photoshop.. Or any other popular graphics package.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:08, archived)

canny be bothered

i'll resize them though.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:09, archived)

Flange..............

.........biscuits.

(lomofrenzy, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:17, archived)

tesco

sausagemeat

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:22, archived)

the peace loving rainbow fish

Bigger and better

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)

groovy

bay-bee

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:43, archived)

on another groovy note

im winning an ebay auction for the first time on an MP3 player - im not telling which one 'cause you'll all go and bid against me :P

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:48, archived)

a simple search for mp3 players closing in 24hrs with possible sprinkles references

will narrow it down nicely ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:55, archived)

I just had internet downage for 10 minutes

it's sad, but the first thing that you want to do when it happens is to go and check the (blueyonder in this case) status page to see what the problem might be...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:58, archived)

meanie...

*GROVELS* please dont, its my sick little sisters birthday present! - ok maybe thats stretching the truth, actually its my BIG HEALTHY sisters birthday present - damn she costs me money

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:02, archived)

sorry I'm not going to try and go for it or anything

but you pulled the same strings I get when peopel are being fooled into thinking they can be portrayed 'anonymously' by TV news reports etc.
"Oh yes we'll put you in sillhouette and sdisguise your license plate with a bit of jam."
The fact they make such desperately poor attemps only inspires me to find out the information, which I can do EASILY just by pausing a recording and upping the bloody brightness on the tv or seeing a shot where they failed to obscure the license plate at all.
I'm not even interested who they are but it's really annoying because i now anyone they could be trying to hide from could easily spot who they were anyway.

It's really a bit silly. Anyway, people trying to be secretive only inspires me to test their secretivness. :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:17, archived)

It looks like a horse.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:44, archived)

Horses aren't underwater

nor are they multi-colored

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:45, archived)

How do you know?

Do you know every horse in the world?

Eh? EH?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:45, archived)

a sea horse

is both of those things

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

Next you know,

they'll be saying horses can't talk either.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

the fools

Curse them all!

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:04, archived)

That all depends

on, erm... stuff.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:45, archived)

I dare say

that it's not that keen on you either.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:45, archived)

Why?

Is it horsist?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

night

night

(davros, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

And why not?

You're obviously goatist.

Don't try to deny it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:48, archived)

I'm not goatist.

I love goats. In an entirely not-that-sexual manner.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:50, archived)

Tell that

to the judge.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:51, archived)

Which one?

Give me an e-mail address and I will.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:52, archived)

Woo

lovely.

goddamn hippies

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:45, archived)

lovely!

bet that was fun to make =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

you can play too

original un-graffited fishy

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

woo!

i wish i was that fishy!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:48, archived)

i wish my teeth were like that.

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:50, archived)

That's one purty fish

Woo!

(Christ! It's twenty to shitting two! Bedtime for me)

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wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:51, archived)

woo!

i love your images - what program do you use...
Im still obsessed with this image you made:

/reposting someone elses work

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:51, archived)

ta, much appreciated

I use paintshop-pro and animation shop. These are the poor man's Photoshop and Image Ready :)

And you can repost my work as much as you like - god knows I do, given the most tenous of excuses :)

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:55, archived)

wow!

you must be really good at psp - i have it but ive never really used it that much

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:59, archived)

it is all I have

so I have just got used to it - there are some limitations but it will do pretty much what you need.

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:01, archived)

Techicolourful!

And wonderful also :)

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Dr. Mercury, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:54, archived)

thats

beautiful
lovely colours

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:07, archived)

sorry

(irate incorpohated, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:40, archived)

thats

nice

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:12, archived)

Modified Repost

(Fluffster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:38, archived)

looks a bit

rockafella sponged to me

i couldnt be arsed finding the source/changing the writing

(davros, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

the fluffy show...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:37, archived)

Add suitable background music

by the Beatbox Satoteurs, methinks.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:40, archived)

this is not pshopped

i just recieved this..... (Sygate doesnt stop them any more)

I really should have blurred my IP Ohwel... *SIGH*

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:35, archived)

GAH!!!

I HATE THOSE! where do they come from? i think my sis put somtin on my pc that makes it evil but I CANT FIND THE BASTARD PROGRAM!

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:36, archived)

Family and PCs don't mix.

I found 3 seperate gator programs on here last time I cleaned it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:38, archived)

A bloke wot I live with

is a support tech for a very large ISP. Two days ago, he downloaded an infected file and ran it without checking it for viruses.

It's quite amusing sitting on the opposite side of a room to someone when their harddisk gets formatted against their will.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:44, archived)

its not

a program, its abuse of the inbuilt windows messenger service, thers an advertising program you send them with to a roup of ips

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:38, archived)

Nope.

It's an integral part of Windows. There's something in the registry (I think) to turn this "feature" off though.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:38, archived)

beat

'ya

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:40, archived)

Piffle

and a touch of "Nyaaaaaah" into the bargain.

My post gave more useful advice, anyway.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)

can't you do it with your firewall?

i can't remember what my settings are, but i definitely don't get any spam like that!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

Dunno mate

<Linux user superiority complex>

I don't have that problem.

</Linux user superiority complex>

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

yeah.

i didnt even think of it as being part of windows messenger. the pooter admins at my school turned it off becasue we would all use it for fun and stuff. hmmmm. now if only i could figure it out.....

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

not

that windows messenger *SMUG* IRUN the school system - im not supposed to, me and a friend just have compltee network control over users, settings and programs - but SHH!

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:08, archived)

Depending on what OS you're on...

... find servces and turn off the messenger service. Only have XP to hand, Control Panel->Admin Tools-> Component Services... etc...
Turn that fucker OFF. If you don't know what it is, you don't need it (it has nothing to do with windows messenger or anything of that ilk).

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:49, archived)

woo!

thank you sir!

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:51, archived)

I don't believe.....

... this (Microsoft backdoor hack) can do any harm, however it is one of the more annoying ones...
Hey, wanna buy some penis enhancing drugs...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:54, archived)

you are infected

proceed to the washout

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:37, archived)

you bastard

you jinxed my computer now i'm getting the bastards.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:50, archived)

I just had about 3 in about 2 minutes :D

one of them was male organ enlargement - im gonna email them and ask for my kidney enlarged

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:53, archived)

hehehe

i want bigger lungs.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:58, archived)

Is the technology there....

... to enhance my spleen...? Can they now embiggen it...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:01, archived)

hmmm

now that we are askin for bigger parts i wouldnt mind having a bigger middle finger so when i do this: *middle finger* ,everyone will know it.

(KurutteiruRisu, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:16, archived)

Add a rule

to Sygate to block the messenger service port.

I doubt that Sygate would have used to but no longer does block them.

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Ratsta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:55, archived)

See above....

... just kill the service... Unless someone can justify having it running...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:58, archived)

Well my theory

is that it has a legit purpose (ie not spam) which is why it's a part of windows. So I say leave it in place just block the port to stop messages coming in from the interweb.

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Ratsta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:36, archived)

A new meaning to head over heels.

Have i shown this before?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:29, archived)

please please please animate that walking towards the camera

then flip it upside down.
it would look so cool.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:30, archived)

Spiderwalking.

His name's mark kermode/
He likes Exorcist

(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:33, archived)

That Bjork live in Cambridge was on 4:Music again last week or the week before

and I remembered some of those songs :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:35, archived)

you know what that needs?

make him do this (by FoxA)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)

i have spent far too much time

playing with my scanner this weekend.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

Woo to you!

stop-motion on a scanner.
Rock on!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:23, archived)

On a scanner?!

w/y/h

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lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:24, archived)

you should see some of the people

i've scanned.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:30, archived)

hmmmm

FRANKIE MUNIZ LASS OUT OF THE KRANKIES Dunnno
Dunno Perhaps a Young Edward from the League of Gentlemen A DOG

other people

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:34, archived)

we like scannerage

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:29, archived)

They were heading for an accident that would ghange the world forever

click

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And your name just adds to the humour of it all.

(Mr Chuckles, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:16, archived)

DUCK WARS!

What an idea for a new show!

We could get Davina 'I'll host anything' McCall to present it! YEAH! Let's move on this!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:17, archived)

If you only had one chance, one shot to take the perfect picture

could you do it?
Or would a couple of big ducks get in the way?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)

One chance, one shot...

one oppertunity!

Phew it cdidn't say that. Thought u were going eminem on our asses.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

gaaaaah

there's a two headed man in a yellow jacket !

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sosumi, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:26, archived)

two-headed?

I thought it was a lovely SPONG!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:52, archived)

OMG!

Arrrrgh! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!! The foetal fear!!!

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Ratsta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:27, archived)

Oh crap

I just got that! Woo, yay and Houpla!

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:36, archived)

It was

the boots that gave it away for me.

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Ratsta, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:56, archived)

Whopeeeeeeeee!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:13, archived)

GOOD GOD--

i just fell out of my seat.That scared the piss outta me!!!!!!!! Woo!

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)

Woohoo!

Look! I found a real life version of Scared Steve.

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wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)

owls are great

www.burstnet.com/cgi-bin/ads/ba6053a.cgi/2077/RETURN-CODE

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

That link,

is deceased.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:24, archived)

oops

www.sorrythislinkhasexpired.com
go to pictures
ace site

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:25, archived)

scared steve

was practically documentary

(_, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:24, archived)

based on a

true story
it's true

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:25, archived)

Goodnight everyone

I'm having a little time off b3ta for a while so I'll see you all when I get back :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:36, archived)

see you later

;)

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:36, archived)

see ya

remember - it's pronounced carrot.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:38, archived)

YES!

"02/18/2003 12:59:30 AM
IN FAVOUR TEN AGAINST FOUR"

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:13, archived)

so we're selling out to

p*pbitch then?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)

Damn!

The Onion's bid wasn't good enough?

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)

glastonbury's not popbitch

is it?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:17, archived)

I didn't mean that

I meant that was what the vote was for.
Sorry, it's late.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:19, archived)

probably that too then. i'm none too awake meself

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

Hey ho....

.. Howdy doody...?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)

doody's well!

*dances*

you pick an odd moment to pop up- just back from the pub?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)

Some time ago....

... been spending most of this evening trying to get the server to take a modem. Soon I shall decide it is just taking the piss. However, before that, I shall go to bed....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:27, archived)

whats going on?

elaborate please

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:16, archived)

Glastonbury.

Is apparently now going ahead.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)

Yaaaaaaay!

Who's going then? I went last year and it was fucking brill.

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wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

not me,

i hate it =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

If I go to any festival this year,

it'll be Glasto.

But I don't like crowds of people and other festivals I've been to have really got to me sometimes, so I'm not sure if I really want to go to any this year.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:22, archived)

Because of all the security last year

there was a lot less people than normal and you could stay out of the crowds if you wanted to. It was a fantastic atmosphere, really chilled out.

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wayward., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:25, archived)

last year was amazingly uncrowded.

I mean it was crowded but compared to 2000 where it was massively overcvrowded it was a comfortable amount of crowding.
It really is fantastic and a must do.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:27, archived)

It's a bigger site than most festivals,

so I suppose there would be a lot more space to move in.

Still, I just don't like being in an enclosed area with tens of thousands of other people.

For that matter, 10 people is bad enough.

/antisocial-bastard

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:30, archived)

urgh!

people!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:31, archived)

well i won't try and convince you otherwise

you'd be stuck in a tent with people or on a camping area with other people but they would all bee monged out of their skulls and you'd just be a weird floaty ephemeral construct to them so you wouldn't have any worries there.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:33, archived)

reading and v

are dumps compared to glastonbury. i get really frustrated in crowds/queues etc. but glastonbury is really something else. i didn't even get stoned off my teeth last year, either!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:30, archived)

I had some authentic scrumpy cider

that was my drug of choice.
Amazingly it stayed chilled the whole weekend despite being left in the tent.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:34, archived)

I don't get angry,

I get nervous, then I get paranoid, then the whole fight-or-flight thing kicks in. Then I find a bar and drink until I want to fall over. Which costs a lot of money.

What are prices like at glasto?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:34, archived)

fairly steep

bring your own =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:39, archived)

and you're encouraged to now

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)

That'll be 5 litres of vodka for the weekend then.

And 800 cigarettes for trading purposes.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:42, archived)

Japanese amazed by American 'Warma Toilet Seat' advances

(Smudger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

The poor creature fought bravely...

But the Lesser-Spotted Hopkin Thing feasts tonight...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:09, archived)

I will surely

have nightmares tonight.

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

TJ!

02/18/2003 12:59:30 AM
IN FAVOUR TEN AGAINST FOUR

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)

who? what?

eh?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)

argh!

urkelpoing!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)

Aww

poor Spotty..
he/she will have his/her revenge....!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:23, archived)

The dancing cat had it coming!

The Lesser-Spotted Hopkin could be coming for YOU next!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:26, archived)

SHIIIT!

(looks over shoulder)

phew.

SHIIIIIIT!

(looks over shoulder again)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:46, archived)

No Reason. I'm Bored......

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:09, archived)

hooray

for comic sans MS

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

heh!

it is an enigma to behold :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:16, archived)

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Kaiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:06, archived)

You crack me up

sometimes..
exceeding woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:07, archived)

dog

heaven

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:07, archived)

ooohhh

02/18/2003 12:54:29 AM
THE VOTE...

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:08, archived)

???

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Kaiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

You've heard of the Glastonbury Festival i presume

well the town next to where it's held isn't wholly behind it and there's usually a lot of wranglign to be done with the local council over whether it can go ahead or not because of the huge numbers of people that come and there is inevitably some 'loud music' etc which can upset them a bit.

A meeting is currently going ahead and a vote for whether it can go a head or not this year www.c3x.co.uk/lmsg/lmsg.cfm is providing live updates.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)

to be fair

i wouldn't want glastonbury in my back garden...
not after last time!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)

Sure you would

you could think of it as taking a walk on the wild side.
(sorry but that melody just peered out from my audioscape for a minute)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:25, archived)

Put on an extra "yesss" from me!

8)
edit: eeehhh.. are you people having a vote or something there???

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Kaiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:22, archived)

11 vs 4 it is then :)

now they're decideing on how many ppl can come to the festival I think.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:30, archived)

One of the Roskilde festivals

had 90.000 visitors! That wasn't funny!
8|

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Kaiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:33, archived)

in favour...

TEN AGAINST FOUR

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:13, archived)

great!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)

ooooh......

What a kick in the arse. Um...nose. In the arse. Yeah....

(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)

odd dog...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:00, archived)

Yes, that's odd

but also compelling.
woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:01, archived)

Spotted cat

in top hat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:00, archived)

Fancy

that!

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:02, archived)

Fuck my hat

I nearly shat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:05, archived)

what a cute cat

she needs a pat?

(not sum orrable little fek to eat her)

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Weevilgrl, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)

much more dapper

*doffs hat*

Its been a fun evening folks, see you tomorrow :)

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:03, archived)

Sauron goes...

In search of the Ring

Gary, being a close friend of the groom, noticed something odd about Brett. He had a strange... almost metallic and evil look about him today, and a strange fixation with the location of the ring. After due considoration Gary put it down to nerves, after all it was Brett's wedding day, and they'd been stuck intide this big peach for ages.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)

I got rid of the other one

in favour of this slightly smaller picture and slightly funier caption, well it's funny in my opinion.

Well fine.
Be like that.

Bumflakes to you!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)

the message number of this post i'm replying to

is quite disturbing because it officially has turned the corner for me and now it's just a run-in to the 1 millionth post.
We're on the downhill slope to it and it will be here before May.
I am not sure who Sauron is, i thought he was a red thing that looked like a ladies bits, but i can't see him in this pic.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:07, archived)

The Red Thing is the EYE of Sauron

You see Isildur, son of the king, uses Anduril to cut the ring from Sauron's hand. Sauron has the above armoured appearence. The spirit of Sauron endured, however, because the ring was not destroyed, they're life forces are bound together. The eye of Sauron is the form he takes after his destruction, and is the symbol seen atop the tower of Barud Dur, I think it's Barud Dur.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:12, archived)

Why

was this not on the news?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:16, archived)

Because

The news is controlled by Sauron's spin doctors. He rules the media and doen't want any bad press getting out!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)

And the

Congestion Charge started.

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lemonhead, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)

oreos

has anyone tried the new mint oreos?

(j nish, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)

you offering?

;)

(frogman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)

They taste like the old ones...

only minty'er

(Peripheral Visionary, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:56, archived)

God,

that explains so much. I wish someone had told me that years ago, i'd be a far richer man by now

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)

You probably

should get out more...

(Peripheral Visionary, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:58, archived)

i bought some today...

the total came to 2 $ exactly

(j nish, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)

I will

alert the media...

(Peripheral Visionary, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:01, archived)

catch! there's a good boy!

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)

that

real?
w/y/h btw

(frogman, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)

Oh my, that is good. One question remains though

is that real?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)

Yes, definitely.

There's a helicopter on the other end of the lead.

(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:04, archived)

Definitely

a dogfish :)

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Dr. Mercury, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)

woo

that is real

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)

That truly is one kinky bondage lovin shark

kinky

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)

supposed to be tough

collar, like a pitbull would wear :)

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curry monster, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)

Having watched

Pulp fiction this aft, That is defo one gimp shark

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:00, archived)

Ah!

Santa Monica!

brill!!!

(Smudger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:55, archived)

Should I be....

... given that I'm watching 'The Good Life', still terribly stimlutad by Felicity Kendall....?
She did just pour gravy over her breasts..!

Please excuse the threadjack.....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:58, archived)

You're shitting me

I must have missed that one as a kid!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)

I have never seen it either.

... We're not talking bare breasts or, obviously, anything you couldn't get away with in the 70's. However.... Hmmmmmm. Felicity......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 1:06, archived)

How hot

was the gravy?
are we talking sadistic, or just mmmmm...gravy?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:31, archived)

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