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# Dressing up

a cat.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# that's
brill!
and on that note i must go to bed. night all.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# a good plan.
I think I'll do similar. Night all
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Me too
and I've only just come onto the board.
Time for a little bit of hot chocolate, a little read of the good book and then sleeeeeep :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I never saw
you as a Bible Boy...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:05, archived)
# yay!
he looks so distinguished with the pipe!

(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# haha
thats great:)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# what fun!
woo yay houpla!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Wheeee!
that's lovely.
Pucker says:
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Sorry if threadwaste.
But could I have a few opinions on this:

www.dogbombdesign.com/resume.html
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# take out the "moi"
and it's fantastico. How big is it though, some people are still on dialup :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# 242kb
and the "moi" goes once I start adding content.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# I'm on dialup
it's retro. Like barcode battlers and Master Systems!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# comment on yer resume
I'm on a SunRay, no access due to inability to download plug-ins on a secure gov't network...any chance for a PDF?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I think
there is a missing link somewhere...

/coat
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# arf
that is all.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Pretty good
Not too sure about the "scroll up"/"scroll down" graphics, but that aside, I like it.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# me too.
they were just placed to test functionality.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I like it lots!
but the mouseover sound is a wee bit irritating, imho.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# agreed.
going to tone it down in the final version.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Inspired by Quelabra
Cleetus Bobzyerdadnotyeruncle and John Boy Cuzzinfucker were renowned for their castle rustling antics:



*edit* wanders off to bed muttering that it was far better in his head etc :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Below is a coded message.....who can work out what it says
Well, here it is. ****let me see, who will get it first i wonder. ****You really have to look at it from a number of perspectives. *You'll get it eventually.

If you do, post in code, at the very least it'll cause some momo to top himself with frustration.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I don't even
understand the damn question.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# you have to
work out what the message says.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# But I can
allready see what is says. It says "Well, here it is. ****let me see, who will get it first i wonder. ****You really have to look at it from a number of perspectives. *You'll get it eventually"
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# wibble wibble
wobble bob.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Is it
EYE AM A SILLY CHICKNEY
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# the red and yellow dog dirt
flies only with the way of autumn.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
I am a Fish.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# smeg
head
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# it would work best if you split it into different lines
as it should be.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# it's not
sposed to be on different lines as far as i know.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
#
Well, here it is.
****let me see, who will get it first i wonder. ****You really have to look at it from a number of perspectives.
*You'll get it eventually.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# ok...
what's the coded message say? just type it out.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# it
out
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# It says
Boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop...boop.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# not
_quite_...persevere.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Oh nooooooo!
Now it's in the spazz and I'll never know the answer! r0yksopp, email is in profile -- please send answer! *anguish*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Thank you -- that's genius!
Two coding tricks combined.
I doff my hat.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 2:04, archived)
# is it
hatstand?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:35, archived)
# alas,
no
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:46, archived)
# The internet
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# works for me
=)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# NSF
GD - gum disease?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Paste pumpers!
best title ever!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
the internet is a strange place
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Surely the real fetish
is girls who don't.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# euww
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Hmmm
*waits for people who know him to start making sarcastic comments*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# ze chermans
already cashing in on ze fetish.
www.denties.de/
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# is this what you meant zog?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# no.
not at all.
you all suck just as bad as I do.
which is a relief, I suppose. a bas relief! hahahaha!

anyway, I think it's the colors. I'd have to go find a classical painting and recolor the whole thing.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Art is so hard.
I'm glad I can use Photoshop instead :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# i figgered i give it a try

before someone else had the idea of emulating seurat
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Heh heh heh...
"Western Buckinghamshire Finishing School" entertains some bizarre ideas... not least of all the notion of:

"...and also onto the other two girls who were now naked and lying in a wriggling pile on the floor both holding a toothbrush and taking it in turns to brush each others teeth."

It's not a fetish. It's a naturist Public Service Announcement.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Flea #63
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# WEA love FLEA...
More!!!

When come back bring pie and mash.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Saddam finally got the Baath party he wanted

click for size enlargification
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# that is the best thing ever
i will worship you as my new god.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# ta
muchly mr.glamcan
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha :)
someone else did it the other day

but yours is very good too:)

w/y/h
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Heavy shit

Whilst hunting for animal images I came across this site. Yes, that is a cat with a parallel port on it's head, and no it's not photoshopped. There's much worse to be found and it's uncomfortable viewing at best. It's rather disturbing to see what goes on in the name of science...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# urg
poor kitty :( please make that a clicky
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# it's not april fools day anymore
i'm not sure I want to click on that.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:22, archived)
# that
is horrible.
Can you get channel five on it?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Blimey
At the very least give the poor bastard a USB port or FireWire
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# ^^^Mind
piss! vvv
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# poor bastard
bet it wanted a usb.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Just think though
if it was a serial port, he could have had a mouse. Poor sod.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# ah hah!
so that's where rob got his image for this!
I feel wooozy.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# CLICKY
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
#
As someone who has been aspiring to be a vet sometime in the next twelve years, I have very strong opinions about what is right and wrong when it comes to animals. For example, I think testing on animals for medical uses is all right (not necessarily a good thing), as long as it is done in a humane manner. Putting a parallel port on a cat's head is hardly "in the name of science". It's sadism.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:27, archived)
# Last one

He can't keep from snogging himself!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I think
that mirror's broken.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Hehe
.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(i can't help it, he's so lovely!)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# What more could you
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# where's the on button
?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# hmmmmm
good point.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# sorry...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# that one and the similarly excellent mittens one
are currently battling it out in my head for the status of "best worst pun i have ever heard"
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# groan
had to check filename for that one.
and spacefish, i think the best one ever had to be 'you fuck off, eh/you for coffee?' from 'the high life'. i'd be surprised if anyone remembers that though.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I do
before he went off to live the high life in Broadway Musicals.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# ok
i'll qualify that statement: i'd be surprised if anyone except fnord remembers it ;)

*edit* ok, it appear it wasn't as obscure as i thought!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# woo
to the high life!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# A (relatively) famous
restaurant owner used the line You fu coffee and was/is renowned for his way with clients.

He also gave the option of piss off cake.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ha! i remember the high life
ba baba ba ba baba ba ba bababa ba ba baba ba!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# forgive me..


/SA-80
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yay
for ALF
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# the bunny is back
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# bright eyes
burning like fire
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:02, archived)
# woo
and yay!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# oooooo
pixel bunny masterpiece theatre
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Woo
for graphics-tab Oolong!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# oooh
and it's even sweeter than ever :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# woo!
can you make thousands of them dance around now? :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
you've captured the motion perfectly- did you trace?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# traced each frame by hand
doodling whilst my missus watches Sex And The City ...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# cant
stand SitC
i'm watching fierce creatures whilst shopping crap
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i've been
trying to go to bed for ages, but there are too many ways of reloading this page.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# one way is too many!
i have achieved absolutely none of the things i wqanted to tonight, my bum is numb from sitting in one place for too long, and i was supposed to be in bed hours ago. is it possible to get b3ta patches or something?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i keep confusing you and zog
are you sure you're not the same person?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# fnord said the same thing
you've met us both - you be the judge. can't see the likeness myself ;)

woooooooooo, i've just got hosting and & domain name. now i'll *have* to sort out a b3ta gallery :-)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# but on the interweb, your true character shines through
in your case, it is the character 'Z'

woo to the domain! what's it called?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hehehe
it's iamzero.co.uk. i've already cobbled together some shitness for it, so it should be up by tomorrow night. and it will probably remain shit for months, knowing my legendary slackness :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# on slack of zero
my nickname in the Navy was "zero", because I found that the less you apparently KNOW, the less they try to make you DO
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# it's
beautiful!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# you missed out the fire


wasn't that why it was jumping about so much ?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# anyone got a pic of Thatcher and Parliament?
hmm what else.. ;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# apan?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# trazan?
ja!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yay!
zombieoolong!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# does anyone have the original??
the links in the kit have been dead forever
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# More
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# reposty
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# mummy/daddy??
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# that is
disturbing. i think it's the legs....
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# see the file name
for what makes it so disturbing ;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# aaargh
CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG! CONJOINED PUPPY OF FEAR DOG!
etc <cough>
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# that's woo
:)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Another one too
Though I should find something else to do really.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# hehehe I like these
I wonder if it'll work on kittens? hmmmmm
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yeah
They're amusing me a surprising amount. I keep wanting to overdo it and attempt 3 though, but I think that'd just get silly.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# it took me a while to work out what was going on
I started thinking for a while, 'but isn't this a bit cruel, clearly they're deformed dogs to begin with...'
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# silly
...where a 2 headed pup is serious as a heart attack?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# damn. I tried to make it look like a painting and failed.

can anybody help me out here? I'm not familiar with the paint filters in pshop at all...
I mean, it looks kind of a little like a painting, but a crappy 70's painting. I want renaissance or classical or whatever.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# you need some texture maybe
a canvas perhaps, I can see a bit, but a stronger contrast so you can see the lines more, plus fade it a bit, Use liquify and a massive brush that covers the whole thing and lightly nudge the whole thing around slightly.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I did the canvas thing but it was too much.
but I could try your liquefy trick...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Here's my attempt


I did a bit of liquify to ooze it up but it didn't change it that much then i 50% sumi-e'd it and a bit of canvas.

Also - I never changed nuffin Guvnor!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# ..


EDIT
sorry - meant to say that this was psp8 again
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# to be honest
none of the art filters do exactly what you think they will do - you have to play around a lot - try gaussian blur a tiny bit then maybe dry brush or watercolour - but you have to much about with the settings a lot.

i like what you did.. 60s/70s crap acrilyics have a charm all unto themselves!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# how's this one?

brush strokes/sprayed strokes filter, followed by texturizer/canvas filter.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Whatever you use
duplicate the layer a few times, then try out the filters on each, move them a bit and then settle on your final pic by experimenting with the transparency/blending of the layers
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# good advice that
layer mixing can give you some very nice and unexpected results. Try out the layer type too - hue, multiply etc...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# agree
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# did that.
but thanks.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# not quite as planned...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I added a layer with a ochrish "canvas" pattern at 23%

smart-blurred and then used angled strokes...still just ends up looking like a water color at best.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Hmmmm?


(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# wow
those done in fireworks or photoshop?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Photoshop this time.
The newer Photoshop filters aren't very compatible with Fireworks (and why should they be, really?)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Quick and crap headswappage
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Well the filters seem to be easier to use
and preview seems to be much quicker

(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# the fear
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear

wait! it's not!

jesus that's scary!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# You should see the original
THAT is scary !
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# i think
she's ready to be harvested ...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] If Hitler won the war...
...it wouldn't stop Mr. Hargreaves making a fortune
 

 
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Love the
hair!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Woo!
That's a good one!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# heh heh! that rocks!
and gives me a good excuse to wheel this one out again:
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha...
best hitler pic ever... *fact*... :-)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# that's
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# That
is quite obscurely brilliant
 
/runs away
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:22, archived)
# They found Mikes kitten down by the docks....


Thankfully, they only took his hands.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# You can still be clever
with MSpaint!

Woo to you!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:50, archived)
# new here eh?
Could tell by your profile. Welcome to b3ta!

I am Torn, the lazy bastard. Click my name for profile, if you hadn't figured that out yet.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Thanks...
for the welcome.
I am new. Been messing in Phoshop for a while, now ive got somewhere to show my garbage.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# garbage?
Noooo... Have you seen my work? -_- yuck
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# hehe..
I've still got a long way to go to live up to B3ta standards...

Do we have standards here?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# well...
Uhm... Not really. Some days we are bursting with hummus, and others, we are more then a little lacking.

But there are rules. No reposting, no threadwasting, and no using other peoples work are a few big ones.

Oh, and if images are NSFW ((not safe for work, such as porn and so on)) you gotta make it a clicky.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Cool..
And the whole hummus thing?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# the sun has got his earsocks on, hip hip hip hoooray!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:46, archived)
# ha haaa!
who's that there wearing earsocks?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:47, archived)
# looks like crabby?!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:49, archived)
# excellent!
now both spacefish and I have been mistaken for crab_bloke!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# it's spacefish
plus featherboa, I almost turned him into a sheep.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:50, archived)
# go on!
turn him into a sheep!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# sheepfish!
spacesheep!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# fisheap!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:55, archived)
# shpacefeesh
(in a Socttish Accent)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# fisheap!!!
rofletc
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# hehehehee I love the upturned pirateship
turned into a house.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:48, archived)
# where else would he live?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# coo
that's much lovely! except for the ugly mug in the feathers =)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)

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