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After the war, childrens telly would have been different

yes it is a repost but i couldn't edit the original post as its archived and its ever so slightly different - honest

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

haha

nice one:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

And it's good

Yay!

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

i presume it's intentional

that blakey looks like hitler?

nice pic btw

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

of course

was thinking of doing an on the buses gag but Sooty fitted in with Hitler so much better

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)

I know it's too late for the bandwagon

but the pixies made me do it.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

excellente

threadborrow

Anyone fancy a drink in W1 around 2.30 3.00 this afternoon?

threadreturn

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

I fancy one

Sadly the practicalities of it are beyond, what with me being stuck at the other end of the M4, but I'll be there in spirit.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

OK - a virtual pint

cheers

*clinks virtual glass*

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

yes

but it'll be a fucker getting down from cambridge without anyone spotting me...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

shame

we could all get drunk at the same time in different pubs!

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

The problem with business parks

is that the nearest pub can be several miles away.

I think I'll have to pop over to Makro in a second and grab a slab of beer.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

i've had enough

i'm moving back to london, i miss all the fun

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

That would

be the ultimate in geeky b3ta bashes - using your mobile phone to connect to the board for pub chatter..!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

I've often wondered about the feasability

of video conferencing several bashes together.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

really?

of all the things to worry about...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)

Better late than never!

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)

Morning all

Aunt Mary believed in making milkshake the traditional way

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

top

milk sloppage!

nice pic

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Hee hee

you are a loon. have a Woo
EDIT: You could put that hand action to good use in a NSFW animation!

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Arf!

you loon

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

milks

a bit grey!!!

but most woo.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Maybe

it's chocolate?

*schluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

Woo Yay

to your Woo Yay, Sir.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)

oh don't

I'll have to go back down the shop AGAIN!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

Can you get me

a bag of crisps whilst you're gone please?

Cheers.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

what am I your

crisp fetching bitch now am I?

well I'm not going, I'm going to make my self suffer the drinks machine and hope it does not bite.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Oh go on

otherwise I'll have to walk literally yards to the canteen.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrr

well it's further for me cos it's 2 flights of stairs and out in to the cold, up the road round the corner, and back.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)

I've just had a bag

of mini cookies from our vending machine , not proper mini cookies but twice as many in them and quite tasty too , top value !

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

repost for no real reason....

other than a 'milk connection'

woo & yay for the pic - btw!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

ahem

I would

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smutch, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

woo!

I like that, I've milked a cow before too, most bizare situation. Got to drink the milk hot too, straight out of cow in to cup then in to me.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)

ughww

'drinking hot milk out of a cow' i couldnt think of anything worse:(

i dont drink milk, but i loooove cheese:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

that sounds rude

is it just me?

woo!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

hahaha !!

wooperb :)

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Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

Nice hand action

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

nic e wrist action

i would

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

that's brilliant!

very very :)

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)

hi Mr Sheep

I still can't see your pictures. I can see your website though (but still no pictures) which make me think it's just your 'images' directory that is blocked. So I was wondering that if maybe you put your pictures in a brand new directory they might not be blocked by websense... just a thought, lots of people look at b3ta while they're at work...

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rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)

Thanks Rogan

are you able to see this?

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)

Morning my lovelies

I've just finished another Angry Bunny animation. This one is called music and is 2.5MB. As usual requires quicktime. Can you let me know if it's working.Ta.
Clicky the piccy to see it

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

aye

it's working, aye it probably woke up my flatmates......speakers on a bit too loud.

(flashman1234, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

Sorry about that

I probably should have put in a warning about that bit :)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

hehe

don't be sorry, they should be up by now the lazy buggers!

oh, and i missed a woo on my original post:

woo to you!

(flashman1234, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

Yes, it's working

and very nice too.
I like the way he shuffles across the floor on his behind. And I didn't expect the dénouement, either.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

*looks up word 'denoument'*

Ah! cheers, I like that bit too :)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)

i love it

lots

and lots

and lots

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

ACE

FACT

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GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

no worky

here :(

<rereads post>

Ah, quicktime, arsebadgers....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Oooh!

I love Angry Bunny! That episode fucking rocks! Woo!

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Cheers bob

I think angry bunny loves you too :0)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

that is splendid

air horns are funny. *FACT*
and nice use of Ace Of Spades

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

funny, classy

and totaly woo yay!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's fucking fantastic - and a classic slapstick moment at the end!

Woo
Yay
Houpla

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)

Cheers everyone

you're all too kind :)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

Angry Bunny rules

Is Angry Bunny single?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)

He is at the moment

but I have plans to possibly change all that

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)

are there more of these?

this is the first I have seen.

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Yup, I've done 4 others, go to:

www.bubbleboggle.co.uk/angrybunny/angrybunny.html
for the rest.

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)

*rubs hands*

excellent

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)

superb

love the way his ears fold when he gets angry.
"Flower" only loads the first 3-4 seconds though :(

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

Hmmm

I think flower might use sorrenson3 as the compressor and so requires quicktime 5 or later, i'll look into it.

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

Superb stuff bean

These are getting classier and classier.

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chthonic, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:31, archived)

Oooh! Ta very much

chthonic, you old charmer :)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)

Visit from the gas man

was different

(wiganer, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

Hahahahaha

pissed mi'sen when I saw that hahaha

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Scottyk1, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

you..

Straight down.
No stops.

(sleipnir, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

you're going down

to where it's nice and cozy.
woo all the same

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

Going down, going down, going down!

Woo/Yay etc!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

reeeepooooost:

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

So nasty!!

But that's the best one yet!! :0)

(Jillish, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 14:53, archived)

Morning folks

Made this yesterday in five minutes - and it shows.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)

i like it

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

mmm

she's very supple....

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

Don't worry

you're likely to see more of her...

(Sorry everyone else)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

oo, I'm all reposty central today!

clicky-clicky

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

What the hell

happened to her head?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

From what I remember

it was tilted so far back you couldn't see it in the original pic; someone took the ball and used it as her head then I animated it.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)

Errr...just a quicky...hehehe

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Scottyk1, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

lol

That makes me giggle all silly like.

(Angelblood, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

yay

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Both of these pix deserve big wooage!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...I would have drawn a penis on that picture.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

That is ace!

woo!

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)

love

that

(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

hehe, i like that

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

hehe

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

brilliant!

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popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)

The BIFTA Awards

Loads of spoof film reviews at bifta.public-enema.com

(The_BIFTAs, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

I'll bet the mute orgasm scene

looks a bit odd :)

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bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

That made me laugh out loud!

Have a woo and a yay

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

Repost!........

(Bristolian, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

Oh no i missed the millionth? post

Ah well please view my tribute to BBC Talent

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

What was the

millionth post? Who won?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1000000

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

thank

you woo to the 1000000th post

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

If hitler, etc

(Fullmetalkeks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

tony looks like ron mael

out of sparks.

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

Strangely enough

that'sexactly what I thought when I stuck the tache on him

(Fullmetalkeks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

Hmmmm...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

An interesting insight into your life......

....Have a yay

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

is that Bob Hoskins

as a baby?

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

*reaches into pocket to get catapult*

"eeewww, what's this? Banana and pencil shavings!"
*fires ball of soggy tissue at back of the head*
*runs*

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)

"arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhh!"

*disentangles soggey tissue from back of bonce*

"ROARS"

*gives chase after rapidly disappearing miscreant*

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

Right, own up

which one of you was this:
"I placed my mobile phone in my microwave oven, closed the door and then called it from a landline"

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

its all to do with the length of your

*waves*

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

*waves* back

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)

To your

good health, and boomshanka

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

the phrase;

'too much time on their hands' springs to mind. The New Scientist 'Last Word' is the funniest thing ever. *fact*

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

Damn

u edited quickly

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Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

It was the russian spelling...

...for hands! ;0p

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

morning!

while we're on newscientist:

"A GROUP in the US has launched a petition in support of the teaching of evolution in schools, after creationism found a foothold in the curriculum. In honour of Stephen Jay Gould, the evolutionary biologist who died last year, all the signatories are called Steve. Or Stephanie, or Stefan, or Esteban... To be eligible, you also need a degree. "Project Steve" has so far collected 225 signatures. Email evans at ncseweb.org to add your name (if it's Steve)."

i know there's at least one here, anyone else?

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

Buenas días

Evolution? That's the devil's work if you ask me.

"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:54, archived)

ciao bella!

don't believe a word of it myself, everyone knows the world's only 4000 years old

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)

Goede morgen, schat

12,000 according to the fundamentalist Christians

www.homestead.com/emarie2112/hicks.html

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)

It is true

If you add up all the people since adam and eve in bible reports....roughly 12,000 years.

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)

lucky the whole things a work of non fiction biography

otherwise they'd be thought of as extremely stupid.

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Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

Personally I don't believe that evolution is how it works

but I also don't think the earth is 4000 years old.

Evolution is just the best theory we've come up with so far. So it'll have to do..:)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

I prefer

the prankster God theory.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

don't believe in evolution?

Interesting, any theories of your owm?

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Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)

"Dude...

I think God put you here to test my faith"

/Big Billy Hicks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

I'm a Steve

I think Ijon is too.
It's very hard to keep up.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

i knew you were

i'd forgotten him to be honest and apologetic. now, do you believe in dinosaurs?

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)

Well I've never seen one...

And I'm well up for signing something you have to be called "Steve" to do :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)

i feel quite left out

i wonder how much it costs to change my name?

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)

So not only

are you ignoring me, you've managed to forget me too?

Bastard, won't buy him a drink next week, thinks he can treat me like some billy no-mark, well I'll show him, I'll show all of them. They've made a terrible mistake and incurred my wrath - I'll just let them stew for a bit before unleashing my revenge on the world, grrr.... mumble....grumble...mutter....

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

my humblest appy-polly-ogies

to be honest, i can barely remember my own name most days...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

:-)

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

David Bellmy:

cheers boab

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)

Like Bob Hoskins

and Captain Birdseye (orig) mixed in some FREAKY genetical experiment

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

I read that as Genital.....how odd.

Captain Birdseye - seafaring paedophile. Whoever came up with that quote here is a genius!

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

PAEDOPHILES?????

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)

billions of blistering barnacles

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

haha!

good good we need more belming around here.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

Belming the Official term?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

one of them

I only found this out the other day
"belm n. Expression of doubt / disbelief (pre-chinny-reckon). Nearly always accompanied by the speaker putting his /her tongue between the bottom teeth and the bottom lip / chin area causing a 'bulging' effect. The longer the 'belm' the better e.g. 'beeeeeeelllllmmmmm' in a kind of 'spaz' voice. c.f. chinny-reck-on circa 1978-ish UK (NW) "

www.odps.cyberscriber.com/slangb.html
(I always thought it was something much ruder)

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

doffs cap to the etymologist!

Well put madam.

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)

blimeh!

you swallowed the dictionary this morning? or did it get stuck under your lower lip to create a belm?
;)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

tsowjd widje slaofi

*takes dictionary out of mouth*
I'd been reading it so much on the board and thinking it was something very rude, so thought I really should find out what it meant. I was surprised to find that it was something pure and innocent.
Just like me.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

ppffft!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

Denial...

...is not just a river in Egypt you know.

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

You don't know how

many times I've stopped myself from using that joke on the board.
Shame on you!

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)

Hangs head in shame....

...you are just jealous!

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

True,

I wouldn't be brave enough to use a pun that bad.
(But how does he smell?)

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)

awful

.....

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Jamaica?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

she went to catmandu instead.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)

why the long face?

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'm a horse

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)

I thaught it was a frog in your throat.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)

guffaw

*sniggers behind hand*

reminds dutchbird that a certain discussion happened a few weeks back about a spontaneous nork display in a pub not far from here

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)

*makes note to himself to find out more*

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)

you were there!

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)

i never know what's going on any more

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

that's probably for the best

*pats matt gently on the head*

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)

i'm not sure whether i'm real any more

where i live and who i know.

*rocks back and forward in corner, drooling*

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)

It's 2293

you're my mum,
it rains herring on a regular basis,
and this is all a nasty dream

(Zed Smith, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)

that's a fucking relief

i'd hate this to all be real...

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new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)

a spontaneous nork display that happened in your head

you mean?
My norks remained chaste at all times throughout said discussion. It was all you dirty male types that were sullying their natural beauty.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

but the mere fact you admit we were discussing the possibility of a nork display in RH6 makes a mockery of your "pure and innocent" statement.

And yes he was there as well

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thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)

Damn you!

I see we have both managed to find the relevant discussion... and it certainly was through searching for "norks"!

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

yes

it is.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)

It sounds like a

strange disease affecting the penis

(Zed Smith, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)

In that case,

reposty!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)

Hehehehe

nice!

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)

I thought it was an obscure

drugs reference

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Duncan Disorderly, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)

hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

This is driving me Fucking Nuts!

Can you lot see this?? I bloody cant seem to see any image hosted on Lycos!
Edit! I know its a bloody repost! But it wont show up on my comp at work!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

i love the smell of reposts in the morning

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

rrrreeeeeppppooooosssstttttt!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

maybe..,

... it's the swearword in the filename? I can't see it either.

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

I cant see anything

hosted on lycos!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

yeah

so i got me net back at home now so i can post this. sorry nowt intresting just a shameless selfish post

edit: was made by me i just lack anything at work to make thumbnails (mmmmmm NT4)

(subliminal_knickers, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

fred jack!

Today I am wearing a suit. Im being let out of the office to go and meet clients.

I have to be well behaved, and have promised that at no point will I tell the truth about what can go wrong with our gubbins.

I must also refrain from using the words "twatmangle" and "cockramp".

Wish me luck.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:29, archived)

Good Luck....

....can you say chuffnuts?

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

how about

fannyflaps?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

fannybatter and wifecrust

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)

wifecrust?

eeeuuurgrghh!

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)

all fantastic words,

but unfortunately not conducive to winning the hearts and minds (wallets) of our clients.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)

G'luck

just pretend you're in marketing & lie through your teeth...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

I will be with the sales and marketing people,

hence the need to be prudent with the truth.

I have also been told categorically, that if one of our sales staff tells a lie, or promises something that isnt technically possible, I must not point it out.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:35, archived)

You are Dilbert

and I claim my 5 poonds.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)

I can live with being dilbert.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

Oh yes

that reminds me of the day I lost my last job... Imagine, if you will, key clients, software held together with string, me and many pints of Tetley's truth serum all in the same room.

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Uncle Joe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)

fill me with confidence.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)

you are almost certainly more tactful than me. You haven't already decided that the job sucks. Lying to clients is good practice for when it really counts, so think of this as an infidelity training course.

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Uncle Joe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)

more tactful. Wouldnt bet on it.

Infidelity training is a good idea.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)

cor

men in suits....

:) good luck!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)

unfortunately all my suits are Nehru(?) collars,

matched with collarless dress shirts.

I look like a vicar who's just come out of a long night at Spearmint Rhino.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)

haha

you crazy 90's throwback:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

couldn't

lend one of your suits to munkt0n could you....

/would dissapear off to the loos if I was a bloke.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)

If he's a medium

I can get suits in our sample sales for about £20 (RRP £450)?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

what about if you're not

a Clairvoyant?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)

That's why I hate

sample sales - nothing ever fits me!

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bob dinosaur, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

Me neither

46" chest not gonna go into a medium

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

I don't know

what size he is but I know he won't sniff at a suit for £20

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)

I'll m3ss3ng3r you next time there's a sample sale

If you're a 10 / 12 we have womenswear sales as well..

I think your nearest store to Norwich is factory outlet in Kings Lynn

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)

we have a shop in norwich but I'm a larger size 16...

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)

Shameless plug

Suits here

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

site

sorry working now
:(

I like Jaeger clothes got anything for ladies?

mmmmm
[246273V060] and [276241V060]

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)

Yep

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

I want
[755130V001] [733110V001] [663170V001]

if you could get them in a 16

oh I wish you could....

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)

Mammary dandruff is always a good one.

It's what you get the day after a pearl necklace.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)

crispy tits surely?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)

Always refer

to your colleagues back at the office as a bunch of useless cuntbadgers, this honesty will endear yourself to your clients - which will be useful when you have to scratch around for a new job.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)

Looks like Jadeviper

on drugs...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

Look wot I made...

I have made this alien runnie-aroundie thingie out of a quake 2 model, lots of typing and some duct tape:

...but I haven't got the slightest idea of what to do with it.

Anyone got any ideas for him? Some sort of 'catch the Fear' game, maybe?

To run it, you'll need Windows*, hardware accelerated GL, and and analogue joypad/stick.

*(sorry, users of other platforms - the sources are in there if you want to build it, but be forewarned, they're messy and ride on top of the allegro library)

Before you laugh, bear in mind I'm something of a newb, and it'll take another six months before it all sinks in...

And yes, I'm aware of the horrid player->wall collision.

(the_mouth_that_roared, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

shurely....

...some form of sock game...

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sage, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

yes...

...games with socks never fail to amuse.

And so practical!

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)

Exploding socks?

...I'm kind of picturing some sort of Bombermanesque thing with exploding socks...and some sort of dangerous cheese...sentient blocks of monterey jack as enemies...

(the_mouth_that_roared, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

That...

...just might work :)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)

don't forget...

... Toe Jam!

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

Blow him

(Zed Smith, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)

Shark vs Helicopter: the Next Generation.

clickety biggety 268kB.
we always knew Microsoft would cash in on the act...
original hoax details here

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

That's fuckin' brilliant!

Here, have a

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

yay

shark helicopters!
yours has got missiles tho :(

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)

Nice!

and realistic, mine's just a virtual creation...

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

Where's the shark?

There he is.
Make sure to hit control[command] + a) to highlight.

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Artamnesia, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)

Sorry

if this is a mindpiss...

Anyone got a link to the one that started it all? I'm missing it from my collection...

(goforthandmultiply was a good idea for a user name when i registered, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)

just google

helicopter +shark

(Reply, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)

Thanks

(goforthandmultiply was a good idea for a user name when i registered, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)

In other news...David Bellamy admits to dabbling with drugs

Well, gwapple me gwapenuts

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:56, archived)

looks like more

than dabbling to me!

mornin fatboab, here's a reposty for you :)

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zerolicious, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)

I'm quite upset that was never frontpaged...

...I though my moment of fame had come.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

woo- good stuff

and luckily I am hiding my face in a pint glass. Twas ever thus.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)

Woosome.....

where did you get the source pic? I have been meaning to do David for a while and can only find this: www.davidbellamy.com/

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)

simply

follow the story link above and you shall see.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)

crawls back to ....

....dumb corner with dunce cap on.

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sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

yay

Monkeon made a cool interpretation of his hallucinations b3ta.com/board/998598

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)

ah - I missed that

here have an Unchained Bellamy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)

marvellous

i love that.

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butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)

Repost

(Angelblood, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)

21st Century Recursive Man

any KCrimFans here?
tanx to Fat Boab (help ma boab) for the new title

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)

OOohhhhh....

/recursive repost...

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)

ooooohhhh

/recursive repost

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zerolicious, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)

gimmie my camera back you bastard!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)

that hurts my brain

in a good way

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gracielou, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)

Wooooooooooooo!

I'm just listening to them at the moment. Nicely scary recursive....

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)

you're...

... listening to King Crimson at 9am? Yay!

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)

Yeah, 'Beat'. I put it on the office juke box,

and people hate it. I however, love it, especially Satori In Tangier...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:12, archived)

Cracking!

The "Absent Lovers" live version of that runs on crystal meth, hydrogen peroxide and sheer venom...

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)

Never heard it!

I've only got a couple of CDs. I do love them; power, sarcasm, intelligence, professionalism, and some fucking good dance music...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)

well? geddit!

It's the last concert of the 81-84 lineup, and Bruford sounds really pissed off, in a "beat the crap outta a Simmons kit" way.
They've just released a new one, too...

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)

The colours era
All three are my all time KC fav's
along with islands
Dont kill me, I just hate poseidon and red.
Regressive shit

(Gtancx, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)

ooh 21st century recursive man

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)

ooh!

mind if I steal that title?
wish I'd thoughta that...

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)

steal away

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:23, archived)

B3TA IRL, LOLOLOLLLL!!!!!111@

Weeeeenis.

(Enigma_Man, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)

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