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# WANT CUDDLES!

clicky biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# ARGH!!!
What is that? and why are all the bad things asking for hugs?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# If this and Teego
had babies...what would the result be? *Shudders at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# beautiful!
luvverly baby teegos
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:15, archived)
# This is what happens
if mummy badger smokes when pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# HAHA
That made me laugh so much!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Unfortunately it never got past the drawing board.



(Sorry but i stole your loverly kitten, don't worry, i'll return it after i've used it")
(Nade, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# thats well done
a woo from me
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Here is a messed up avi of when I was making that version of the fear thing below
members.lycos.co.uk/zippitgallery/Add-n-to-FearSupermoore3.avi
As I said - i was expecting a nice normal clear video as in the flash. But div-x is all screwy in random ways. I almost left it with this but it was nearly 6MB so hardly any smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# hmm
Q; Does ET count as a modern day Fairytale?
(Nade, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# He might do.
I might repost it and enter it. Blimey that was just over 3 months ago now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# divx is evil
much better suited to ripping videos than doing interweb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)
# your addntox fearthing is ace by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
# The Sir Ape song is over 8 mins long and is very nice.
more of the same it's pretty naff quality in the realmedia but worth looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# it goes well with the fnordified graphics
fnordified with vitamins and iron
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# That is very good
I like it!

I'll have to see the original at some point (sorry I didn't download it...)

It still hasn't managed to get the Tears for Fears song from Domo Darko out of my head though...

and may I just say...
Arrrrgggghhhh!!!

The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO!
The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO!
The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO!
The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO! The FEAR VIDEO!

just to be abnoxious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:24, archived)
# Supermoore's making a smaller version of the flash
so you should be able to doawnload a modem friendly version soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:32, archived)
# Won't matter
in a week =)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:50, archived)
# is it
not supposed to look like that?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
# hmmn
was cacked up on mine too or is it some rare fnord style i've not yet come accross? - the song is ace btw :D
(Nade, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I was honestly expecting normal pictures
and got that, it's a little scary, like some creature has distorted it somehow....
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
God knows what's going on seeing that though inspired me to make the realplayer version in the fasion I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:12, archived)
# had
a touch of 'the ring' about it. I haven't watched the Real version yet...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:21, archived)
# yes, especially the bit with the bloody ring poster and the fear in it!
I nearly had to change my pj's!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:23, archived)
# hmmm eat or hug?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# oh hug.
Very hug.

Has he just seen Teego too? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I don't like Teego
he looks like he would steel my chocolate bars from me.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Teego knows what to do
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# NO!!! BAD TEEGO!!!
Teego is a bad man/woman/thing
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# rofl
i'm going to have nightmares now
(Nade, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# nah, he's grinning really
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:56, archived)
# haha! they suit him
I'm going to have to go to bed now.
With the light on...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I'm sure you'll look
lovely. 'Night! M'off meself in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Light Weight!
*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I've just noticed
the board clock's getting closer and closer to being right!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# That's just a trick
He/she/it wants you to think he's/she's/it's nice. Then when you're not expecting it...WAP!!!! He'll have your arms off and using your hands as spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:59, archived)
# teego is luvverly
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:03, archived)
# 'course he is,
look what he's given his teddy!

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Only so he can
take him to the bottom of the sea to eat him fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:10, archived)
# told you
nothing but a big hairy red smiling bucket of love
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:13, archived)
# dammit!
here I am, just having a ciggy and quickly checking to see what hummus levels are like and you post something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:17, archived)
# HUG HUG!
TEEGO WANT HUUUUUG!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Is that all Teego wants?
Was he/she/it mistreated as a child? Teego doesn't want to eat my brains?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Teego is a friendly beast
no need to worry!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Teego can fuck off
If he comes anywhere near me I'll...erm...hide!!!

I think he's best mates with The Fear or something
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Natural enemies


Just because I haven't posted a pic for a while.

Thundercats ho!
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I love that idea!
Woo you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# great thinking
like it.
like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# wow.
i am so drunk, i replied to the wrong bit.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# drunk
good idea...must drunk stella for supper.

/yawn/
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hey,
thats what i have over indulged in.

i feel special.

my only hope is that i fall to sleep before the beer fairies get me.
i am sick of them.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# why oh why do you people drink stella
k1664 is so much nicer and doesnt taste of piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:55, archived)
# because it was only £1.40 a pint.
what other reason did i need?
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)
# drink the new 5% heineken
it tastes of parma violets, or pear drops or something. very pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:07, archived)
# hahaha
very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Ha!
That's much more inspired than my poor thundercats gag...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# 80s cartoon tastic
I did one of those a while ago aswell.

one trick pony, me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Shhhh


You'll scare him away.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# scruffy bugger.
fairies don't have the same standards any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Looks a bit like
Kramer
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Bloody
student fairies...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I'd like
to see you lot say that to his face. Fairies can be right vicious. I got some nasty wounds taking that picture.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# very
woosome :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:47, archived)
# TEEGO WANT HUGS!

TEEGO WANT HUGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Teego can have
anything it wants!! Just don't hurt my babies!!
Arghhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
aaaaaaaargh
thanks mnb
I was just off to bed


aaaaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# ha!
he only wants a hug you git! ;)
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# aww he looks so happy
woo and yay for that
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# my eyes needs testing
for a split second that looked like...a womans...*ahem*....told ya my eyes needed testing....
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Period!
Sorry, I just watched that episode of Red Dwarf the other day and it reminded me of it. Happy Womans Period....or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:06, archived)
# teego want putting out of its misery?
/grumpy, need bed. you lot successfully reduced me to writing 100 words for a 4000 word project due friday. tank yew.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Look at it this way
You're 100 words closer to finishing!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# fucking hell...
er. okay.

*grits teeth, holds out arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# ok! ok! ok!
Do you have some eye protection I could wear?!?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Fuck me
i can see a nightmare coming my way tonight
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Teego is just mucking around
in front of a mirror! I hope he is anyway! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# i got a bit of inspiration from your mutant cat
get a bird, reflect it down the middle and add the eye of an owl and that's what you get.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:35, archived)
# owls again!
have you considered that you may be obsessed?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# the truth is I work from about 200 images
100 of which are owls.

I'm on dialup, it'll take too long to download any more pics!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha
yeah, you crazy freak! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# heh!
i'm still behind you on the owls per post stats i'm sure! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I dunno
I've only made 1 owl picture since the metatween...
edit: no, 2
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Can you make a lifesize suit of that please
and wander around Tokyo with a video camera
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I'll make the suit
you buy the plane tickets...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# *grins*
(and thinks of cheap plane tickets to the outer Hebrides)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# well... at least I
won't be cold!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I miss the program 'Lost'
They should have done a bloody Celebrity Lost but made them stay in a costume the whole time. So no matter how much they tried to convinve people they were a celebrity they could never prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ..
THE FEAR, THE FEAR!!
(Nade, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:48, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I think
Teego is kinda cute
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:50, archived)
# "Anyways, must be orf, me old
choina, 'ere, don't fancy a watch doya? Laaarvely they are. Top notch mate!



ta Dr Phil for the inspiration :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# they're not stolen, they just haven't been paid for
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# so...
...skillful!

I'm only joshing - I fink it's MARRRRRVERLUSH.

I'm off to bed too now. 'Night all.

nb I 'spect your missus is v. cool and as such has come across these people before, but I recently discovered that they're Really Nice at that shop so I thought I'd mention it. You being gothic types, an' all. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Yup, we know 'em :)
Can't be arsed to buy owt though 'cos we both like pies :)

Night missus!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Pies are the secret to peace
If only the rest of the world would eat more pies it would be a happier place.

Night Dr Phil
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:49, archived)
# ace!
great use of the pic. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# New Toy #2

Billy was not sure his replacement SnS was working either and mother had lost the recipt...He couldnt spell many words on this one...
(BTW Yes i know its a rehash of the other one i did, but i liked it so much i did another one...)
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# How long did it
take you to pootle the letters about?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# not long
about 5 mins
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# woo!
for pootling.
It's a noble art, possibly even a dying one. But not while we still have b3tans grafting away.
www.flibz.com/dictionary/index.CFM?l=P
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# my pootling
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:44, archived)
# heh,
so how the bloody hell do you type replies to messages then?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:52, archived)
# With the space bar
You tap it like morse code!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:53, archived)
# it was originally entitled
as the lurkers keyboard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I think both
replies work just as well!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:57, archived)
# naahhh
I know for a fact you use the space bar!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:08, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:11, archived)
# You've got more patience than
me, when I did the title for my museum site it took me bleedin' ages and I still wasn't happy with the results! clicky
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:40, archived)
# If Hitler won the war.....
Childrens programming would be different
(aterzino, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# so we have
tiny winky
dispy
la la
evil-nazi-strawberry-frozen-angel-delight-monster

crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# ahhh
/me runs from evil-nazi-strawberry-frozen-angel-delight-monster


oh and you're a week late :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# How's your knackers today?:D
NOTE: This is a sarcastic question. I don't really want to know how you're swinging;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# a tiny bit itchy
but not THAT bad :D

looks good tho, makes my willy look 2 inches bigger.. i feel like a porn star :)

mt g/f likes it too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:20, archived)
# I find it somewhat disturbing
that you know their names

Unless you have very small children, in which case you are excused.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# daytime TV at its best
it's kind of a reminder "you can't be that ill, go back to college tommorrow or you'll have to watch all this again".
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# like, duh.
We have:
Tinky Winky
Po
La La
and... um... well it used to be Dipsy.

yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# ah, that's it
you must've been watching more carefully.
you probably learnt to count to six faster than me too if you were paying _that_ much attention.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:25, archived)
# hey you don't have to make fun of the
umm... more than five of us who can't
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# sorry to piss on your strawberrys
but it has been done before.
and better.

still w/y/h though.

ignore me, i am a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# cough cough cough
Was bored
(Nade, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# it
shows.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
#
everyone together now,
arrrgh! the frightening cat, the frightening cat the frightening cat
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# it's going to bite my eyes!
AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# oh
my me, that thing had me almost in a trance 'its got the devils eyes I tells ya'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I want to make a donation to b3ta through paypal
But it dosent accept switch (the only card i have) but paypal accept switch for the b3ta messenger. Whats going on
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Do you have a paypal account?
You can pay into it with switch then transfer the money across...

Best to ask this during the day, when the magic donkeys are awake/online.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# no i want 2 set one up though
i will ask tomoz then, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# send
kittens
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# It's smaller than Supermoores 7MB flash, which was what my attempt started out as. It got a little 'altered' along the way though...


Only 3MB and now with a different soundtrack and different look to it.
Oh yeah, click the image to watch (realmedia)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# YAY
this is marvelous.

Click it. I SAID CLICK IT!

*edit* and thanks to the Prof's advice, a dial-up friendly version will be available tomorrow(ish) */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Buggrit
Why must you always inflict Real on us! :(

Oh, wait - I forgot, I installed it to watch the credits on the BBC "I Love TV" site... I can watch it this time!

(But a non-Real version would be soopah, if at all possible...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Um...
Er...

When I was little, I got told that if I couldn't say anything nice, I shouldn't say anything, so here goes:

"                                                                                ,                                          -                                                                . But the old-timey film effect's nice."
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Real is all you're getting i'm afraid.
I tried div-x but my system setup is not working with div-x properly and I tried once again with this a couple of hours worth of encoding. So I'm past caring about divX today and i've done it so at least it's viewable.
(The annoyance is with divx not you)
And no advice please i don't want to think about it any more tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Don't worry
I couldn't advise you on any of it, I know enough to turn DVDs into files (for archive storage, of course) and that's my limit.

I have no technical complaints at all - and anything else I might have thought of mentioning appears to leave me in a minority judging by the other responses, and as such I shall just sit in silence. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# It was as I say below fustration at blimming flash not importing the audio
that started me on the 'altered course' and more fustration continued but I thumbed my nose at it and rolled with it turning it into a plus :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I didn't haver real either
but this has encouraged me to change computers. A good thing, since I have homework to do.

I'm downloading it now...

*edit: Estimated time remaining: 47 min! haha!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:39, archived)
# don't moan about real...
it's about the only movie format I can see on my box, currently :o)

just got flash installed yesterday! hooray!

/luddite
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# gimme a quicktime..
...and i'll do you a nice small flash.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# It's already a Flash
can you just cut that down?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# fraid not...
... but the prog i have will do an ace job with video. it'll do microsoft WMV, if you want to try that
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# If wmv would let you skip
then it might be worth bothering with.

But right now it's hugely frustrating trying to get to the lesb.. I mean important scenes..
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# no.. seriously....
... if you can do WMV, then I can convert it to Flash Video
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 1:19, archived)
# ... and once he's exposed himself, he'll give you a .swf file
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I imported the swf file into flash
and it ignored the bloody sound so 'screw it' I thought, i'll give it my own soundtrack, just to teach it!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# yay to that
although it's harder to see most of them with the projector/film effect thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Think of it as a Guinness advert
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Oh My God
That's so good - I would have donated my one and only fear pic had I known this was going on. WAAAAHHHH!~
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I thought I would never be so impressed again.
I was wrong.

That is ace!

Whats the choon?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# It's 'Sir Ape' by Add (n) to (x) from a John Peel session thing, they did 4 tracks
I've had them sitting around for ages unused.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# They're a strange bunch
one minute they're doing that racket and the next they're doing something as genius as "Barry 7's contraption" (for the uninitiated the music off Banzai and the Orange photomessaging ad)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Coo!
Someone's used one of my piccies in an animation!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Yes
doesn't it make you feel all warm inside?

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# massive respect
to both of you, and everyone else who was involved. Just sorry I couldn't credit you all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# the origional version is
here

His is smaller, and funkier though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I have a couple of other versions
but i've filled up my webspace already. The avi version is quite disturbing especially because i have no idea why it came out as wrongly as it did, I was expecting a fairly good crisp video duplication. And I got something fearful.
I might upload it to some lycos space actually briefly. It's 6MB though so give me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I've been hacking up the origional movie file
the more I learn about flash the easier it gets. I should be able to get the .swf down to around that size by Wednesday, hangovers pending
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:33, archived)
# woo
punk fear... yay!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# oooooohhh
Where be Supermoores original? My bandwidth can more than take it.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# here
here

Cheers Gib and Kit, mwwwwah, love the bandwidth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Ooooooh
that's good too.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# you should look at the log files
it's had a few downloads :)

(not that I was checking on you or anything....

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:38, archived)
# that
is so immensely wonderful :)

well bloody done that man!

this = houpla(yay(woo(this)));
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# that looks like zig and zag.
the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag! the zig and zag!
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:28, archived)
# That's superb!



(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jingles, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Fredrick was disappointed when he found out he couldn't be a pirate...


sorry. i'm in a very random mood this evening...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# For lack of anything better to say

"YARRR"

ANAGRAM: Professor Frond
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Random's good
He looks to be a very fine piratical fern...

p.s. broadband am de bestest
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Fronds!
Pirate Fronds!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:32, archived)
# i love this
more than life itself!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:37, archived)
# It's been annoying me for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Yeah....I'm with you...
but then it never stops BBCNEWS, CNN, NBC, FOX, ITN......etc. etc...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Hehehe
funny = true...

I love how they present it (and others like it) like it's a real-time documentary!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Complaint to the BBC included:
WALKING WITH CAVEMEN

Man - Claimed that the faces of the early humans were too frightening.

Man - Claimed that the programme was blasphemous and was offended by this.

Man - Felt that the constant presence of Dr Winston spoilt the illusion of the
cavemen.

Woman - Felt that the programme was historically inaccurate. "It has never been
proven that humans evolved from monkey's so why state that it is true."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Hang on
you can't get BBC1 in Alabama can you?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:06, archived)
# no
but I get BBCA...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# BBCA is good
but you don't tend to get the crap we whinge about on it...

Mind you, you can just tune into any local affiliate and see something damn close ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# they showed EastEnders the other day
I laughed. I'd never seen an episode before, only heard people go on and on about it...it's just like an American soap opera, with a different accent.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# And
much less money...

I never saw an American soap where the cast didn't all have high-paying jobs, or no need to work 'cause of family money.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# but they all
really need to be killed off, right now.

Though I s'pose it keeps them off the streets...."spare us a one-liner guv? I'll do paybacks for a quid" etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Complaints BY the BBC included:
Audience - doesn't seem to believe what we tell them's true, no matter how highly qualified the narrator.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# oh Christ
what is the point of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# to make
me laugh

*points
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# *applause*
*disclaimer: b3tans exempt from above sentiments
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# yes!
i love that. what's happened to the bbc anyway, when did they decide to stop producing interesting & informative documentaries in lieu of programs that rely wholly on flash graphics & totally dramatised 'natural life'?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# You can tell when it's been Discoverychannelized

those bits where the tense of the narrator changes.

"But they would soon discover the one thing that could lead to their downfall..."
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# And the mention
of said channel in the credits (a guess, but think Walking with Dinosaurs/Beasts were, as was Blue Planet) and I also guess that the program is 50 minutes long with a 10 minute "making of" segment. I've not watched it, but I know how these things now work.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Arf
+Reposty
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# rrrrrpost
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Are you still about Zero?


...after the woo post earlier, I couldn't resist seeing what it would be like.

Just get it drycleaned before you give me it back - there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# my,
she's an attractive young lady.

Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Is that a swedish penis enlarging device
down there?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# certainly not
it's german
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:16, archived)
# BRATWURST!
nightol!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# he's gorgeous!
hubba hubba! who is he...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I'm not sure...
...but isn't his hair lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# holy mother of god...
*speechless*

actually, add some more curls, and that's not a million miles off how i looked 10 years ago. you scare me bob, you really do.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Actually....
...about 10 years ago I was a lot skinnier, so I probably looked like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# 'kin 'ell...
that's well done but slightly unnerving... next time there's a newbie coming to an edinb3tan bash you should post it as a guide for who to look for :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# schadenfreude
you just want revenge for having to ask lots of random bald men if they were b3tans, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# hee hee... pooossibly...
you have to admit it would be funny though (altho' very mean :-)...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:30, archived)
# First edinb3tan bash...
I went to I was picked up by Mystery Bob (it was the Glasgow one, and he offered transport). Saved much of the embarresment.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:45, archived)
# took me a little while to work out what was up with that photo...
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:18, archived)
# It's Rob Newman
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:19, archived)
# threadjack
Does any body think buying hamsters when your 17 wud be sad or disturbing? i might get some this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# My friend got one when she turned 20
it's called britney and is very old now
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Thats alright then
Hamsters it is on the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# hamsters are good.
They're vicious and they poo everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:03, archived)
# doesn't that go
for most of us here too?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# um.
*backs away from Sargant*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# oh. just me then.
it was a pretty powerful curry, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# that's a waste, not a jack...
but no, it's not disturbing - well, actually it depends on WHY you're buying them, really...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Nothing wrong with having a pet.
For me, I've never liked 'nervous' pets like hamsters, rabbits, small dogs etc but if you like 'em, that's all the excuse you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Its only really cos my dad h8s
dogs and cats grrrr cant wait till i get me own place
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hell no
theyre cheap, cheap to feed, and theyre soo CUUUTE !!!

i might get some too! and im 21 !
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:05, archived)
# and the hamsters lived happily ever after
comp alert
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# a compo entry on hamsters
has any one seen them sea moneys i got some, they have 3 eyes and i might just have to shop em
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:07, archived)
# hmm well
Sea Monkeys aren't scary.. i had some then i upgraded... to Triops.. they are REALLY scary and i had 3 that started as little eggs the size of salt grains, and within 90 days they were 2.5 inches long.. 3 eyes.. but theyre different from sea monkeys
http://www.vulcano.demon.nl/triops/
i really suggest having a look theyre horrible looking things..

and and the smallest one, ate the middle sized one.. very icky!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# I have seen them
Im buying some of netfysh.com
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I thought you said
"they're cheap food"

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Make sure
you take plenty of pictures of them for us to defaceadmire.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hamsters or sea monkeys
or both?
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# What a Monster...


Click pic to go to check out the all new Bu$hWhacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I'm Bushing an Elephant
up the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# oooh
that hurt my eyes
(aterzino, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# welcome back
Bu$hwhacker
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:20, archived)
# why
thank
you!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:24, archived)
# NO! Honestly.. I am loving dogs. .they are my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# haha
Good pic

"The kittens have successfully repelled the invading dog force and slaughtered them. We are victorious. How many you say? All of them!"
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Yeah they used the 3 Amigos!
REEEEE-POST

(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)

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